What are Satan's tax policies?

>>149159204 (OP)
Probably something to do with lifting, the stronger you are and the more weight you can bench press, the less tax you have to pay
Why do you think wrathians are strong as fuck?

>>149159204 (OP)
Your suffering compounded infinitely for all eternity?

>>149159736
>get a chronic illness or injury and can't lift
>get taxed more
This truly is hell.

>>149159204 (OP)
loona and anon

>>149159916
Based and canon.

>>149159916
Octavia and anon!

>>149159916
>>149159930

>>149159963
Based.

>>149159975
Actually, i wonder, could anon access his "demon form" while he is still alive?
Maybe he learns a spell that allows him to tap into his soul's energy or something like that and transform for a limited time?

>>149160023
Nah, I don't think so. It's a faustian bargain imo, if he wants this path then he has to die and cement his path through Paimon and potentially Satan. No anime power ups here.

>>149160058
Fair...
In any case, i havent watched HH, but i hear that sinners also have a super form?
What would anon's even be if his standard is already a big, scary bird man?

>>149160147
I'd say his standard form is the beakless and subdued form you see in the mirror, and the beaked demon form with all of his wings and talons that you see in Princess and the Dragon is the "super" form, basically the equivalent of birds puffing out their feathers and wings for intimidation.

huh never expect to see him around here

>>149160247
So the usual female take on him, aka tall, dark and handsome is the way he looks normally, and the way he has been confirmed as looking is the uber form?

>>149160284
That's just what I'd do because it seems in line with HB and prevents us from having to theorycraft some even more gigauberdemon looking form for him. Another anon said he was confirmed beaked and beakless, quite frankly I don't know what to make of him or what the "canon" design is supposed to be.

>>149160684
Although having thought about it (and shamelessly samefagging here) the closest thing I can see to a "super" form is probably this horrific ass thing. It's either that or the mass of arms and limbs and such you become in one of the other endings.

Alright friendos. Lute or Stella?

>>149161252
The answer is obvious
Though Lute is alright

>>149161458
shes so cute

>>149161526
She deserves many hugs

>>149161557
and bed breaking sex i guess

>>149161563
Only after marriage of course

>>149161577
isnt she already married?

>>149161593
Was married

>>149161646
shes single!? lets marry her

>>149159916
overrated waifu

>>149160276
me neither

>>149161252
Lute. No issues with Stella though.

>>149159916
Loono and Nona.

>>149159806
>humina humina american healthcare system

>>149159204 (OP)
Does satan even control hell in the tumblrina retard woman version of hell?

>>149163951
no, he only controls a 7th of it

>>149163914
Its true

Rough sex with Satana...

>>149163989
He'd have you believe he rules much more apparently, since Viv had to undercut her own character

>>149161458
Based bird mommy

>>149164115
>There's a reason she had a stress toy.
>There's also a reason she keeps a multitude of other toys locked in her bedside drawer.
>Do not ask what happens when she has her fifth bottle of Wrathian whiskey.

>>149164526
>(you) after she decides to vent with rough sex

>>149164544
>*sigh*
>"Not again..."
>She snaps her fingers and you're resurrected in a flash.
>Stock still and silent to contrast her awkward remorse.
>"Look, this doesn't usually haooen but-"
>yrw

>>149164646
>the smashing will continue until morale improves

>Satan and Ozzie are women
>Bee is a man
>Mammon is also a big woman

Honestly it feels like HB doesn't know what it wants to be. It tries to be comedic and then add lore, which it then undercuts or doesn't use, then of course this forced drama which doesn't make sense with its own tone. It's self indulgence and decadence with no point.

>>149163908
She want the knot.

Does Loona have canine nipples? No offense but she is not stacked.

>>149167335
Human tits, human cleavage. If she didn't have at least a respectable cup size then the phone wouldn't fit in there, Viv just exaggerates how flat some characters are.

>>149161526
>>149161557
I think she'd still be haughty and tsundere even if she's no longer a raging bitch when free of Stolas.

>Hug her because she clearly wants it
>"Fine if you insist."
>returns hug while pouting snootily

>>149159204 (OP)
MADE to crush the son of Lucyfer's pelvis.

>>149168202
I'd throw some Femlastor into the ring but alas..she's a jobber. Just like her canon counterpart.

>>149168269
As much as I'd like to try and fix her, I'm pretty sure she leaves more than just hickeys.

>>149168303
Yeah. There's no fixing that cannible deer.

>>149168370
It'd be fun to ride her doggy style and pull those cute little ears though.

>>149168655
>White

>>149168862
Viv didn't make Alastor black yet when that was drawn

>>149168877
>that pic

Looks north Indian or middle eastern.

>fucked up Aghori tantrika fem!alastor

>>149159204 (OP)
>Unsurprisingly you still have to pay taxes in hell
If I any needed any more incentive to follow The Lord I just found it

>>149168938
Mammon's also probably in charge of the taxes