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Anonymous No.149159204 [Report] >>149159736 >>149159763 >>149159916 >>149163951 >>149168202 >>149168938
What are Satan's tax policies?
Anonymous No.149159689 [Report]
Anonymous No.149159736 [Report] >>149159806
>>149159204 (OP)
Probably something to do with lifting, the stronger you are and the more weight you can bench press, the less tax you have to pay
Why do you think wrathians are strong as fuck?
Anonymous No.149159763 [Report]
>>149159204 (OP)
Your suffering compounded infinitely for all eternity?
Anonymous No.149159806 [Report] >>149163914
>>149159736
>get a chronic illness or injury and can't lift
>get taxed more
This truly is hell.
Anonymous No.149159916 [Report] >>149159930 >>149159963 >>149159964 >>149162520 >>149163908
>>149159204 (OP)
loona and anon
Anonymous No.149159930 [Report] >>149159964
>>149159916
Based and canon.
Anonymous No.149159963 [Report] >>149159975
>>149159916
Octavia and anon!
Anonymous No.149159964 [Report]
>>149159916
>>149159930
Anonymous No.149159975 [Report] >>149160023
>>149159963
Based.
Anonymous No.149160023 [Report] >>149160058
>>149159975
Actually, i wonder, could anon access his "demon form" while he is still alive?
Maybe he learns a spell that allows him to tap into his soul's energy or something like that and transform for a limited time?
Anonymous No.149160058 [Report] >>149160147
>>149160023
Nah, I don't think so. It's a faustian bargain imo, if he wants this path then he has to die and cement his path through Paimon and potentially Satan. No anime power ups here.
Anonymous No.149160147 [Report] >>149160247
>>149160058
Fair...
In any case, i havent watched HH, but i hear that sinners also have a super form?
What would anon's even be if his standard is already a big, scary bird man?
Anonymous No.149160247 [Report] >>149160284
>>149160147
I'd say his standard form is the beakless and subdued form you see in the mirror, and the beaked demon form with all of his wings and talons that you see in Princess and the Dragon is the "super" form, basically the equivalent of birds puffing out their feathers and wings for intimidation.
Anonymous No.149160276 [Report] >>149163361
huh never expect to see him around here
Anonymous No.149160284 [Report] >>149160684
>>149160247
So the usual female take on him, aka tall, dark and handsome is the way he looks normally, and the way he has been confirmed as looking is the uber form?
Anonymous No.149160684 [Report] >>149160821
>>149160284
That's just what I'd do because it seems in line with HB and prevents us from having to theorycraft some even more gigauberdemon looking form for him. Another anon said he was confirmed beaked and beakless, quite frankly I don't know what to make of him or what the "canon" design is supposed to be.
Anonymous No.149160821 [Report]
>>149160684
Although having thought about it (and shamelessly samefagging here) the closest thing I can see to a "super" form is probably this horrific ass thing. It's either that or the mass of arms and limbs and such you become in one of the other endings.
Anonymous No.149161252 [Report] >>149161458 >>149163892
Alright friendos. Lute or Stella?
Anonymous No.149161458 [Report] >>149161526 >>149164519
>>149161252
The answer is obvious
Though Lute is alright
Anonymous No.149161526 [Report] >>149161557 >>149167802
>>149161458
shes so cute
Anonymous No.149161557 [Report] >>149161563 >>149167802
>>149161526
She deserves many hugs
Anonymous No.149161563 [Report] >>149161577
>>149161557
and bed breaking sex i guess
Anonymous No.149161577 [Report] >>149161593
>>149161563
Only after marriage of course
Anonymous No.149161593 [Report] >>149161646
>>149161577
isnt she already married?
Anonymous No.149161646 [Report] >>149161666
>>149161593
Was married
Anonymous No.149161666 [Report]
>>149161646
shes single!? lets marry her
Anonymous No.149162520 [Report]
>>149159916
overrated waifu
Anonymous No.149163361 [Report]
>>149160276
me neither
Anonymous No.149163892 [Report]
>>149161252
Lute. No issues with Stella though.
Anonymous No.149163908 [Report] >>149166927
>>149159916
Loono and Nona.
Anonymous No.149163914 [Report] >>149164094
>>149159806
>humina humina american healthcare system
Anonymous No.149163951 [Report] >>149163989
>>149159204 (OP)
Does satan even control hell in the tumblrina retard woman version of hell?
Anonymous No.149163989 [Report] >>149164266
>>149163951
no, he only controls a 7th of it
Anonymous No.149164094 [Report]
>>149163914
Its true
Anonymous No.149164115 [Report] >>149164526
Rough sex with Satana...
Anonymous No.149164266 [Report]
>>149163989
He'd have you believe he rules much more apparently, since Viv had to undercut her own character
Anonymous No.149164519 [Report]
>>149161458
Based bird mommy
Anonymous No.149164526 [Report] >>149164544
>>149164115
>There's a reason she had a stress toy.
>There's also a reason she keeps a multitude of other toys locked in her bedside drawer.
>Do not ask what happens when she has her fifth bottle of Wrathian whiskey.
Anonymous No.149164544 [Report] >>149164646
>>149164526
>(you) after she decides to vent with rough sex
Anonymous No.149164646 [Report] >>149165616
>>149164544
>*sigh*
>"Not again..."
>She snaps her fingers and you're resurrected in a flash.
>Stock still and silent to contrast her awkward remorse.
>"Look, this doesn't usually haooen but-"
>yrw
Anonymous No.149165616 [Report]
>>149164646
>the smashing will continue until morale improves
Anonymous No.149165799 [Report]
>Satan and Ozzie are women
>Bee is a man
>Mammon is also a big woman
Anonymous No.149166225 [Report]
Honestly it feels like HB doesn't know what it wants to be. It tries to be comedic and then add lore, which it then undercuts or doesn't use, then of course this forced drama which doesn't make sense with its own tone. It's self indulgence and decadence with no point.
Anonymous No.149166927 [Report]
>>149163908
She want the knot.
Anonymous No.149167335 [Report] >>149167383
Does Loona have canine nipples? No offense but she is not stacked.
Anonymous No.149167383 [Report]
>>149167335
Human tits, human cleavage. If she didn't have at least a respectable cup size then the phone wouldn't fit in there, Viv just exaggerates how flat some characters are.
Anonymous No.149167802 [Report]
>>149161526
>>149161557
I think she'd still be haughty and tsundere even if she's no longer a raging bitch when free of Stolas.

>Hug her because she clearly wants it
>"Fine if you insist."
>returns hug while pouting snootily
Anonymous No.149168202 [Report] >>149168269
>>149159204 (OP)
MADE to crush the son of Lucyfer's pelvis.
Anonymous No.149168269 [Report] >>149168303
>>149168202
I'd throw some Femlastor into the ring but alas..she's a jobber. Just like her canon counterpart.
Anonymous No.149168303 [Report] >>149168370
>>149168269
As much as I'd like to try and fix her, I'm pretty sure she leaves more than just hickeys.
Anonymous No.149168370 [Report] >>149168655
>>149168303
Yeah. There's no fixing that cannible deer.
Anonymous No.149168655 [Report] >>149168862
>>149168370
It'd be fun to ride her doggy style and pull those cute little ears though.
Anonymous No.149168862 [Report] >>149168877
>>149168655
>White
Anonymous No.149168877 [Report] >>149168933
>>149168862
Viv didn't make Alastor black yet when that was drawn
Anonymous No.149168933 [Report]
>>149168877
>that pic

Looks north Indian or middle eastern.

>fucked up Aghori tantrika fem!alastor
Anonymous No.149168938 [Report] >>149169609
>>149159204 (OP)
>Unsurprisingly you still have to pay taxes in hell
If I any needed any more incentive to follow The Lord I just found it
Anonymous No.149169609 [Report]
>>149168938
Mammon's also probably in charge of the taxes