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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:37:53 AM No.149161094 [Report] >>149161112 >>149161489 >>149161509 >>149161536 >>149161670 >>149161695 >>149161712 >>149161807 >>149161848 >>149162247 >>149162292 >>149163050 >>149163784 >>149163831 >>149164327 >>149164417 >>149164478 >>149164489 >>149164498
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You're just sitting around minding your own business when

*SUDDENLY*

You feel some filthy, godless psychic poking around in your mind. What do you do? What DO you do!?
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:39:32 AM No.149161112 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Begin singing wonderwall in my head.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:13:31 AM No.149161489 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Think lewd thoughts.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:15:12 AM No.149161509 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
show him the truth and watch his mind explode
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:17:40 AM No.149161536 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Unleash my hidden and ignored schizo thoughts upon him.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:29:03 AM No.149161670 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Wish them into the cornfield.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:31:32 AM No.149161695 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
R
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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:34:09 AM No.149161712 [Report] >>149161795
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>>149161094 (OP)
Think about Batman raping Joker and convince the telepath to mind control Batman into raping Joker.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:44:08 AM No.149161795 [Report]
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>>149161712
like calmposting this will never not be funny
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:45:12 AM No.149161807 [Report] >>149163036
>>149161094 (OP)
I'm curious how someone with split personality disorder would do against him...
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:50:29 AM No.149161848 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Eight, sir; seven, sir;
Six, sir; five, sir;
Four, sir; three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:38:58 AM No.149162247 [Report]
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>>149161094 (OP)
Yo xavi, were de redheads at⁉⁉
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:44:47 AM No.149162292 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
I’d build giant robots to hunt down and slay him and his kind.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:29:57 AM No.149163036 [Report]
>>149161807
why do you think Xavier abandoned his son
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:32:23 AM No.149163050 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Think about baseball so he can't finish.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:35:08 PM No.149163784 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Him specifically or…?? ‘Cause my answer would depend on who it is.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 12:46:17 PM No.149163831 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
I poke back.
Yes, I’m a Chad telepath.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:47:05 PM No.149164327 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Nothing, becauce with American Express, I'm covered in over 20 countries against theft, fraud and muties stealing my PIN.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:56:39 PM No.149164378 [Report] >>149164504
>Insane people are too crazy to have their mind be manipulated by psychics
>Insane people are more vulnerable to having their mind be manipulated by psychics
Which do you prefer? Personally I think the latter makes far more sense, but I tend to see the former used more.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:04:27 PM No.149164417 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
God damn it, it's bad enough those mutant psychics perverts constantly put thoughts in my head to make me think that I want to fuck all the insanely hot mutie women and keep them chained up in a private harem of hot mutie sex slaves. This is why we need to invest more in the Sentinel program.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:13:02 PM No.149164478 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Wasn't the ability to notice someone reading your mind a secondary mutation Jubilee had or something? As in, most people can't do it?
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:14:33 PM No.149164489 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Tell him what jean did to bobby
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:15:56 PM No.149164498 [Report]
>>149161094 (OP)
Roll a WIS check
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:16:44 PM No.149164504 [Report]
>>149164378
Both. Low level psychics and those not experienced with their abilities are overwhelmed while more proficient and educated users take longer to get stuck in the mire of mental instability.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:13:44 PM No.149164990 [Report]
Start remembering two girls one cup, glass ass and mr hands.

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