Thread 149182200

Post battles that should have ended in sex.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Xianxia

>>149182227
>Superman's onahole

Yeah, I got gaped too hard last thread. I think I'll sit this one out...

Imagine being the 2nd most iconic transformer and not having your own episode

>>149182200 (OP)
Post EUGENICSman theorizing about the hypothetical child of Thor and Diana.

>>149182249
F-F-F-F--F-F-FUFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKCKK
*UNCONTROLLABLE SEETHING*

>>149182260
Makima...

>>149182260
Xianxiafag...

>>149182200 (OP)
Android 18 and Captain Marvel....

>>149182200 (OP)
Venom x Crona

No one gives a fuck about Touhou
No one gives a fuck about WoD
No one gives a fuck about Xianxia

>>149182285
with kuririn watching on the side

>>149182268
As you command
"WAKU WAKU DIANA-SAN BE SURE TO TAKE THOR'S COCK WELL SO I CAN HAVE ANOTHER GENETICALLY PERFECT SOLDIER FOR MY DICTATORSHIP!"

>>149182300
No lies detected.

>>149182260
Composite DCucks...

>>149182300
I care about xianxia, and to a lesser degree WOD, 2hoes is fun to play (even if I haven't played it too much), if overly wanked to GoW levels of retardation. Now what?

>>149182268
>>149182308
Imagine Superman using Lois as a fluffer

>>149182254
Koslav tapped that BTW

>>149182213
The curious thing is that, iirc, both the comic where its shown as lifting the universe and the comic where it's described as him lifting the Earth were written by the same writer (Pak). But the latter was published later.
Also I think the first time Herc mentioned the Atlas feat in Marvel also depicted it as him lifting the Earth. It also gets even more muddy because Pak ALSO wrote Herc's encounter with Eternals that implied that it was Gilgamesh who performed some of Hercules' labours. And Gilgamesh has also referred to that as lifting the planet. I don't even recall if the plot point about Hercules having faulty memory about which exact labours he performed or not was ever resolved.

>>149182308
This reads like Thor is Clark's bull.

>>149182300
I only care about it when I had to win an argument.

>Superman, you're a hero.... why are you forcing me to mate with one of your friends.... the only one I love is Lady Sif-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARYAN GOD AND KEEP PLOWING HER, I NEED MORE TEST TUBE BABIES FOR MY ARMY! NOW TAKE THIS VIAGRA AND GET TO WORK

>WOD
I don't know or care about this shit, I don't even know if this is a character, a setting, a specific verse, or what.
It's painfully obvious you only post this shit for Powerscaling sake and that you don't even care about whatever this crap is outside of that
>Xianxia
This is a whole fucking genre, what the fuck are you even shilling here? Do you know this is a Death Battle thread?
What fucking battle you want? Xianxia Vs Cosmic Horror?
At least have the decency of shilling a single xianxia character (of course since you don't actually read Xianxia stories you won't do this)
>Xeele
just like WOD I have no idea what this is, other than some over wanked Sci Fi slop people only like because of Powerscaling.
I don't care, nor do I want to learn about whatever pseud shit you have to say about it, enjoy spamming your shit endlessly without any actual MUs

>>149182355
Kek, how did you leak Thor vs Superman Death Battle script?

>>149182278
... Humiliated Dencucks in last thread

>>149182356
I already posted a xianxia character, that being the main villain from RTOC.

>>149182308
Clarkbros......

Is Xeelee sequence even worth reading as sci-fi? Don't care about powerscaling shit, but I've only ever heard about it in powerscaling communities and some stuff that was mentioned kind of sounded curious.

>>149182356
>Xianxia and Xeelee are not the same slop media
Wtf, I was talking to two different posters all this time?

>>149182366
>>149182355
>I will not tolerate you pulling out of Diana, Thor

>>149182300
At least Touhoufags shilm specific characters and make MUs (awful MUs but still)
What the fuck is WoD? What MUs does it have?
And Xianxia is a literal Genre, this is like someone posting "Yup yup, American comics have cosmic scaling!" Or "Manga is the strongest ever! Look at this fragments of a completely random ass manga that has vague outerversal feats!"
It makes no sense

>>149182392
Xianxia is chink slop
Xeelee is sci-fi slop

>>149182394
>Thor, if you pull out your Aryan BWC, I will kill Batman

>>149182398
>Yup yup, American comics have cosmic scaling!
Do you have brain damage, because this threads are exactly that, EXACTLY THAT.

Do any of you buy multiversal Bleach?

>>149182398
>What the fuck is WoD
Yikes, put some respect on a tabletop legend.

>>149182384
No, or else it would be 'discussed' elsewhere.

>>149182227
You brought-a Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo, Beerus, Jiren, and-a BROLY to fight-a me? LET'S-A GO!!

>>149182418
Context matters anon.
First of all most of those are people just shitposting for fun.
Second when someone says something like "CHADmics win again with their Boundless scaling!" They usually mean Marvel and DC.
Nobody is going to claim that Dark Horse comics have cosmic scaling by default just because they share a narrative medium with Galactus.

>>149182408
man when are Daleks getting on the show

>>149182333
I think generally the interpretation you're supposed to get out of the mythic characters is that they all vaguely happened and it's a matter of human perception affecting reality. When the Eternals met the actual Greek Gods during Roy Thomas' run they made a point about how both sort of inspired and were inspired by human beliefs about the Olympians. I think it's simultaneously true that Herc did the Atlas feat and that Gilgamesh/Hero did. Ewing's writings in particular really explore that.

Just reminds me how much I like Marvel Herc when he's written well, I love Pak's take on him. I have a lot of nostalgia for that run.

>>149182459
>>149182227
My FUARKING heroes...

>>149182420
I'm a bleach fan and even I don't.

>>149182356
>People try suggsversing
>"heh nothing personnel"
>I pull out the big guns
>Rape their shitty suggsverse with a much superior ones
Some of these are interesting not because they have matchups but because they're lore books like LotR lore dump books, but I wouldn't call them good "stories"

>>149182300
Touhou is more popular than Marvel and DC combined.

>>149182500
LMAO!

I liked Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines

YEET

>>149182384
If you are actually, genuinely autistic, then maybe.

>>149182485
Robert Kirkman....

>>149182508
Is vtmb the only mainstream WoD media?

>>149182500
Maybe in Japan? Even then I doubt it

>>149182500
...is what retarded troon shills will say itt without a shred of self-awareness.

Ha ha ha! Wipining out all of the DC universe in two days sure was a lot of fun! Let's do Marvel next!

>>149182356
>What fucking battle you want? Xianxia Vs Cosmic Horror?
>Fight Xianxia loses

>>149182336
>>149182538
…in a sex battle

>>149182538
>wipining
BROWNku...

>>149182464
>First of all most of those are people just shitposting for fun.
Something something pretending to be retarded is the same as being retarded, specially when it is the same exact shit for the 2405th time. We know someone is going to bring on a character doing something, only to be deboonked by other anon (who is probably the anon who brought the character in the first place, just samefagging). And american comics might as well be marvel and DC in this threads at these threads, with spawn AND specially invincible being the recurring crossover characters, there is barely no one talking about capeshit that isn't one of those companies, without doing it to piss them. At the very least the WOD fags actually talks about the series in a way that isn't the constant dance and song of people pointing out that capeshit (marvel and DC) gets crippled by their ridiculous outliers.

>>149182538
Fake

They wouldn't be this bruised afterwards

The REAL tnanon here. Send requests and I'll get to it (or maybe not)

>>149182532
A lot of the truly, truly fucking powerful settings are exactly that. Settings.
They're all about world building and nothing else.
Anyone can come along from Lovecraft to WoD, read about it's cosmology, magical systems, aesthetics, metaphysics and philosophy and then either make a separate branching story/media inside them, or take all the ideas and make a new verse of their own.

They're nothing by themselves yet they have seemingly immense cultural influence.

GRIEVER AT THE END OF ALL THINGS SEXO

>No diffs your favorite character in writing, depth, complexity, emotional conflicts, character development and maturity.
Post a better man.

>>149182567
Seethe MOAR, wall-of-text.
Didn't read, btw.

>>149182545
FUUUARRRKKK MY HEROES HAVE DC AND MARVEL AS THEIR CONCUBINES???

>>149182589
Fuck Sony for butchering the gameplay

>>149182589
here

>>149182638
>he's still in his edgelord phase
Embarrassing, do you also listen to phonk?

>>149182495
Are you really so pathetic that you need to have an ego trip, by pointing out to vs fags that their series sucks, and that my series are 10/10 kinoreading? Post your series, NOW

>>149182589
DONE!

>>149182583
>My HERO is specifically said to be inspired by LotR and Lovecraft

Supermanbros….

FUARRRKKKK MY ANIME NEEDS MORE IMPACT FRAMES

>>149182370
.... while coping that makima didn't got outsmarted and killed by some countryside orphan then shit into a toilet

>>149182661
I wonder who keeps making these images, I feel like these threads have gotten a lot of ComicVine posters really.

>>149182669
nah fuck that my anime needs more fuckers shaking their heads and chewing fast

>>149182654
>Post your series, NOW
I have my feet in essentially all media, I am VERY autistic.
>ego-trip
Tell me, when the Touhoufag starts talking about how his retarded moeslop character can one shot all of dragon ball, game of thrones or like fucking demon slayer. What response does this warrant other than
>Azathoth eats you and shits them out

>>149182673
This is actually my first one.

>>149182500
is this the rule 34 results measurements of popularity?

>>149182679
I usually just ignore attention-seeking faggots. You wouldn't understand, being an attention-seeking faggot yourself.

>>149182679
People meme on 2hoes and GoW for being overwanked, but they definetly beat GoT, I mean, the former series high ball is universal, the latter is in the low superhuman. Do you see the difference?

>>149182706
>definetly beat GoT
duh lmao, everyone is rock level.

They're all mismatches, but I am willing to say all 3 are better media.

Got you. See you tonight.

>>149182732
GOKU RUN

>>149182732
>Crits you
Nothing personal kid

>>149182535
It certainly is in Japan. It's the basis and inspiration for a large span of anime and games that came after it while also being the pioneer of current con culture there. Outside of Japan though, yeah lol.

>>149182751
>posts KINO

>>149182751
>implying this is bad

>>149182589
What do I win from this pitifully easy contest?

>>149182748
This is hot. Milesbro btw.

>>149182780
Smartest falseflagger?

>>149182780
Didn't know milebros were also touhoubros

>>149182751
>you may not write a description of diptheria or dysentery in your adult literature because it hurts my arrested development brain
Big OOF.

>>149182751
NulyDAMN...

>>149182679
lol you are genuinely seething

>>149182790
It isn't the fact that it is gross, it is the fact that it is a very obvious insertion of weird fetish. Also the prose is sanderson level of dull.

>>149182801
Anything to keep shitposts flowing

>>149182420
Xianxia rapes them.

>>149182500
Not in the west for sure

Diana would never have sex with Thor, he isn't covered in fun.

>>149182826
true

Embarassing meltdown. Please control yourself. Or else.

>Superman dies to Godzilla

>Thor’s opening move knocks out a tooth

>>149182829
I think Thor is a pretty fun guy.

>>149182841
I'll swap to cropped porn if that's less offensive

>>149182842
GODZILLABROS WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY IS HE DEALING ACTUAL DAMAGE

Who has the best BIQ?

>>149182841
>Thor victim

>>149182864
Deku

>>149182842
xianxia and wod rape both.

>>149182812
>I-IT'S LE FETISHISM!!1!
>b-but it's dull...
Hmmm... This sounds an awful lot like projection.

>>149182865
who cares about that xianxia fodder

M3GAN vs Freddy Fazbear!

>>149182843
fuck I meant fur

Thorchads... I kneel

>>149182398
>What the fuck is WoD? What MUs does it have?
death battle frequently pairs characters from it against Mandrakk, Knull, Umineko, VNs, fateshit, and other table tops.

>>149182710
>but I am willing to say all 3 are better media.
Fuck no, xianxia and WoD rape them. They're garbage.

>>149182899
I...Kinda understand the fetish projection (as retarded as that is), but how THE ACTUAL FUCK CAN YOU PROJECT PROSE DULLNESS?!?!?!

>>149182892
>Xianxia

Remember when Demonbane was brought up in battleboarding discussions?

Spider-GOD rapes both

>>149182917
I like xianxia, but 99% of the time its writting is pretty trashy, people like it because of its pulp fiction meets gurren laggan nature, not writting.

>>149182911
>things that never happened

>>149182949
He's talking about r/deathbattle

>>149182847
Dude you are legitimately retarded. You probably read some crap fanfiction about Touhou characters being isekaid to Game of Shit and stomping that retarded setting and swore eternal vengeance by spamming your idiotic "loses to xianxia"
Nobody finds that impressive or smart, you aren't actually "defeating" the verse or preventing it from being discussed, you know?

>>149182949
reddit
/v/
/tg/
magefag bait
brought up as spite matchup against fateshit wank

>>149182933
Are you retarded? Complaining about the 'dullness' is the biggest tell he's projecting.

>>149182970
I am not the Xianxia fag lmao

>>149182911
i think you meant to say: "death battle doesn't care about it and never paired characters from it with anyone"

Who let the schizo out?

>>149182966
>>149182971
>things I shill here and there
Mmhmm.

>>149182995
deathbattle is a wide community

FOOLS

>the GoT fag maybe is that one dude with literal scat fetishism
Oh god.

>>149182944
ANON YOU ARE A RETARDED WANKER, XIANXIA IS STRONGER, THEY DESTROY U N I V E R S E S CAUSALLY YOUR FAVOURITE VERSE IS WEAK AND GARBAGE

>>149183016
Doctor Green, why are you called Doctor Green

>Punisher
>Deadpool
>Batman
>Nana
Your suggsversed character JOBs to a human strategically exploiting a weakness. Spray sand against the invisible guy, use a gun. Done.

>Fixating on GoT
SOLOS lovecraft btw

>>149182973
How is calling something "has dull prose" is projection, how can it even be projection?

>>149183032
mkultra reference

>>149182935
>If GRRM wrote Xianxia

Can we go back to Miles and Deku kekposting

So how long until Shitzilla loses against the hulk?

>>149183036
Ok how does Punisher beat Deadpool

>>149183036
FUARK she's pretty

>>149182935
hot

>>149182995
No lies detected.
>>149183010
'Death Battle' is a trademarked webshow. There is no such 'community', only retarded schizos and low-tier shills throwing shit at each other.

Fuck you... how dare you say that your verse is stronger than GoT you damn suggwanker... I hope that the faggy magic chinamen become real and beat you up... I'm going to cry...

Jaime solos Touhou through lovecraft scaling.

>>149182901
FNAF World scaling, BITCH.

>>149182973
>bruh, your writing is dull
>y-yeah, well projection...

>>149183036
fodder for xianxia and xeelee and wod. stop talking about this wanked nfl weak shit.

>>149183039
>he wants his shit fetish fiction to be exciting
Because you have a shit fetish, faggot. Kill yourself.

>>149183044
>He cannot formulate a equation to escape
Doctor Sivana solos

>>149183080
See >>149183086
And don't forget to kill yourself, shitfag.

>>149183086
>and then dark mc evilwizardington shanked this guy 20 times in the throat, ze end
>this prose fucking sucks
>DUUUUUUDE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PROSE...THEN THAT MEANS YOU ARE A GORE, FAGGOT, KYS GORE FAGGOT, I HOPE YOU DIE
This is unironically how you sound.

>>149183036
Loses to Baki

>>149182901
Isnt M3GAN pretty normal compared to Freddy? Don't think she can overpower him i. Any meaningful way.

>>149183036
How does the power work?

I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:

Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.

Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.

Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.

Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.

All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.

Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.

Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.

The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.

>>149183106
>shitfag still malding over being exposed
Just kill yourself. It's easy.

Bring me Erdrick.

>>149183132
stop posting this image

>>149183044
Reminder, Fortnite has him locked in a glass display

>>149183147
You're on /co/ btw

>>149183132
keep posting this image

>>149183165
Fuark goku bros I think our UI is outclassed...

>>149183036
Season 2 never.

>>149183132
post this image in moderation

>>149183077
I mean yeah sure
>Desk Guy got retconned into being the creator of the FNAF World reality
>Desk Guy is powerless to stop Baby
>Baby kills him easily
>this means main universe Baby is > FNAF World

>>149183132
What's her power level?

>>149183189
>I know. But he can.

>>149183207
I mean AnimDude scaling should be even higher, because Scott actually made FNAF

Xianxia? Gapes Touhou

>>149183222
>HBOHBOC
HBOCeption.

>>149183241
Is being hit by Darkseid meant to be an anti-feat? Darkseid's laundry casually solos GoW

>>149183241
YUP Raichu would gape Superman and Goku

>>149183247
>A genre vs a verse
Both have shitty writing, who cares.

>>149183247
yup YUP

>>149183268
I mean 99% of all xianxia books gape a bunch of city level gals

>>149183256
...in my delusional headcanon, because KINGtos broke me

>>149183242
I mean FNAF World has 3 versions of Scott if you want to count Desk Guy as one

What the fuck even is xianxia? Can you name a character from it?

>>149183339
How do you not know 從屁股拉出來的屎? He's one of the most iconic characters in chinese literature!

>>149183256
Darkseid is building level so yeah

Post a mainline fnaf character destroying a building

>>149183339
Xianxia is a victim to basketball

>>149183064
Kek I remember when this happened

>>149183365
K,b,c.

>>149183375
https://youtu.be/ocbAfuNRQ1c?si=BRZ5g9FNNgM6FCHq

>>149183402
>I am nuke level if I set off a nuke
FUAAARKKKK

>>149183402
Post a god of war scene being this well written

>>149183375
Megan is door level.

>>149183421
Shadow... be a bit kinder to Nasuverse...

>>149183365
I kek'ed

>>149183421
>Shadow forgot he actually died
All apart of the plan

>>149183365
I don't even know what that is making fun of, xianxia, GoT, touhou? This is quite literally schizo babble.

Post a Touhou character destroying a mountain.

>>149183421
Shadow... you just got raped by xianxia...

>>149183461
I'm a WoDfag that brought up Game of Thrones in proximity to a lose example of a situation where I'd shitpost a suggsverse versus another suggsverse and now he thinks I'm a conglomerate of like 7 posters who shit on Touhou, even though I don't really shit on Touhou specifically.

>>149183339
Eithan Arelius, my fuarking aryan KING.

>>149183132
Where?

>>149183470
touhou characters are so strong you need composite xianxia to challenge them, mountains are irrelevant and/or outerversal

>>149183470
My skin is cold...

>>149183421
You missed some of my verse's laundry

>>149183477
Is what I would say if I was a retard who can't differentiate between a genre and a verse.

>>149183297
Touhou is small planet level downplayed and some characters get to star level without wank I know this isn't enough for most Xianxia verses out there though

>>149183365
What the fuck?

>>149182200 (OP)
Anti-power-scaling fags be like NOOOO STOP ESTABLISHING SET LOWER BOUNDARIES FOR HOW STRONG HE IS I WANT HIM TO GET SLAMMED BY NORMAL GORILLAS WHEN LAZY WRITING NEEDS IT

>GOT
Kazuma Kiryu unironically solos the verse

How does your GOAT scale against fentanyl?

Based on observations from these past few weeks of threads
>thorbros (tend to actually inspire decent discussion about the character and marvel) > WoDbros (can post interesting things about their series and why it's so weird and complex) > touhoubros (tend to just be shitposting or featposting without much engaging discussion) > xianxiabros (pretty much purely shitposting without ever really explaining why they care about what should be a pretty vast and unique genre for most people) > makimabro (self-explanatory)
Who am I missing?

Rate my random ass Thumbnails
Shiratori Aira Vs Zen'in Maki (Dandadan Vs Jujutsu Kaisen)

>>149183495
Base form shadow from SA2 solos this verse btw

>>149183519
One of the few instances where good power scaling can improve a story

>>149183417
https://youtu.be/-W8N2iS0NAY?si=Q2WPwNqOW988s3AE

>>149183496
YOU ARE A SCHIZO WANKER ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING SHADOW IS STRONGER THAN XIANXIA YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL SUGGWANKER

>>149183561
Same MU with different thumbnail

>>149183074
>Jaime solos Touhou through lovecraft scaling.
Lovecraft's scaling isn't as high as you'd think since Lovecraft predated a lot of shit. Most of the wankery is later writers. Azathoth for example would originally basically only be multiverse level, arguably universe level.

>>149183569
>Can't find one so he has to post gooner slop

>>149183519
>More powerful than a locomotive
FUAAAAAAAAAARK, how can SHITJOBBROWNku compete?

>>149183561
supid wanker, wod rapes both

Tobias Felix "TwistedFate" Vs Kinji Hakari (League Of Legends Vs Jujutsu Kaisen)

>>149183583
I was shitposting

>>149183593
why is Toyo's fanfiction so weak compared to the anime version of Super?

>>149183594
>WOD wank
Do that funny dance before I solo your verse

>>149183601
>>149183576
>>149183561
Captain Gangplank Vs Captain Jack Sparrow (League Of Legends Vs Pirates of the Caribbean)

>Erases the concept of Xianxia
Nothing personnel, kid, next victim.

>>149183607
actually thinking about it if Moro appeared on the show to fight the mlp villain he ripped-off would he be given anime scaling?

ENTER
https://files.catbox.moe/4hcurf.mp4

>>149183629
>the mlp villain he ripped-off
I didn't know Cell was a MLP villain

>>149183619
>It's ok Nolan. I'll forgive you for crushing my freshly grown tomatoes just this once. Do not let it happen again.

>>149183561
It's OK. Also this is really weird match up. What made you want it?

>>149183644
no that's his final form that became blue Cell, I'm talking about the previous better forms

>>149183576
If you could unstretch Aira this thumbnail would be great

Spider-GOD just came to my verse and GAPED me and everyone in it...

>>149183619
>bro you cut yourself on my sealing needles

>>149183677
Yogiri-san...

JJk vs MHA who is the stronger verse

>>149183671
>Grabs Reimu
>Takes her into space
>Stays there for more than 2 minutes (the average person suffocates from 30 to 90 seconds)
Name characters who can do this.

>>149183671
Aieeeee stop saying this even as a joke or I'll bring up some outerversal WoD statements from vsbw and cry...

>>149183687
MHA by a pretty big margin. Though no one in MHA can really overcome Gojo's hax.

>>149182935
GRRM...Please, my fuarking chink heroes can't support more of your scat fetishes....

>>149183671
Kek, I remember when Nolan said this

>>149183699
Jimmy Neutron

>>149183699
no one because she can turn intangible and teleport

>>149183671
Nolan didn't say this.

>>149183718
>she can turn intangible
So could the Green Ghost guess how that turned out

>>149183687
Xianxia

I JOBBED to a fucking BEAR?!?!?!?!!?!

>>149183714
>Jimmy Neutron has hypnosis tech
Reimubros

>>149183731
dude, WoD rapes your wanked suggverse. be silent you delusional wanker.

>>149183745
P3-cast... I know Teddie was too much for you... but calm down.

>>149183745
Korosensei......

>>149183745
not Kratos as in the original comic Kratos killed multiple magically transformed bear men…

Kratos

>>149183747
...our fuarking heroine resists like five layers of mindhax!

>>149183710
OK. I'll give ya 2

>*cough* Mark d-did I beat Reimu?
>Dad that was Pocky

>>149183774
TOTALLY BODACIOUS

>>149183745
xianxia and wod rape bears, you delusional wanker

FUARK, MY FAVORITE DEATH BATTLE CHARACTER JUST LOST TO FELONIUS GRU AND MEGAMIND

>>149183770
>only 5 layers
Dracula's next concubine

>Raiden: the strongest character from your favorite verse
>Senator Armstrong: the weakest Marvel/DC character

>>149183699
>Grabs Reimu
Stops here because Reimu should be faster than Nolan.
>"Nooo that's wank!"
Ok, let's do it without Wank.
Since non wanked Nolan doesn't have the retarded sun disk Reimu's AP is way above anything Nolan has done, plus Reimu's barriers would stop him from touching her.
Nolan Dies

>>149183339
xianxian is this guy novelbin.me/novelbin-genres/xianxia ??

>>149183638
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Puri Puri prisoner rapes the MHA verse The ones that are men get actually raped though

>>149183799
Shitvincible fans we jobbed to touhou...

What match up would end in rape?

>>149183745
RAPEDtos…

>>149183823
Grey vs Esdeath

>>149183749
Does WoD has sun disk scalling?
No?
Mark will gain another sibling

>>149183823
Grimm vs Rance
>>149183830
Post a Viltrumite not jobbing to a yo-yo

>>149183799
NOOOOOO TOUHOU HAVING ANY SCALING OR STATEMENT OR FEAT OR POWER WHAT-SO-EVER IS SUGGWANK!!1!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WoD

I don't think extra lives are revivals should be counted in a death battle. Death is the lose condition. Coming back doesn't undo the lost

Saitama where are you? Deku keeps ducking me.

>WoD
Get vtmb a sequel first

>>149183843
>Mark I kid you not that universe was so weak the claps of my cheeks made it explode

>>149183791
and Julius fucking killed him

alright Touhoufag, post an actually interesting matchup of someone who can fight Reimu. Not some weak fucking jobber spite matchup like the Viltrumites on par with WoD posting.

>>149183859
Current Juvia would rape Esdeath

>>149183891
Mario

>Suddenly, we zoom out to reveal Cosmic Comic Spider-Man reading the Touhou/Invincible crossover
"This story fucking sucks."
>Then he deletes both verses from every reality and concept.
>He then picks up Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
"Let's see if this story entertains me."

K.O.

Boom. Done. I already won the thread. We can stop here.

>>149183907
FFFFFFUUUUUAAAARRRKKK WE KNOW KINGTOS, AT THIS POINT IT'S A HUMILATION RITUAL FOR ALL OF /DBG/

>>149183687
Stats-wise MHA absolutely blows JJK out of the water; I think Shigaraki vs Mahito speaks for itself, and keep in mind they had to both lowball Shigaraki and highball Mahito so there could even be a fight in the first place otherwise it's an FTL/Multi-Continental BEAST bullying a subsonic/sub-city level sissy whose hax gets resisted and whose only advantage (regeneration) barely matters since Shiggy also has insane regen that would instantly nullify even Mahito's strongest attack.
Like the other guy said the only character who can beat most of MHA is Gojo, the only quirk I can think of off the top of my head that can beat him is New Order which is held back by belonging to Star and Stripe, quite possibly the biggest jobber in MHA.

>>149183907
Milo Murphy-sama

I think Pucci is underrated as a speedster

>Superman
>Goku
>Kratos
>Bejita
Any other characters in our halls?

>>149183907
Yep, Spider-LORD won this thread yet again!

The next thread should focus on who'd win in a rap battle

>>149183947
Thor and Simon

Omni-man vs Kratos who would win, I think they have alot of connections like Red and White and having a Son made them better people, and having a royal bloodline doesn't hurt
>>149183947
Thor and Reimu I guess
>>149183940
Isn't he the poster boy of Immesaurable except for the Flashes?

>>149183940
He's one of the few cases of actual immeasurable speed in anime but the issue is that his perception isn't equal to his top movement

>>149183961
We already know Deku would lose that though.

>Superman
>Goku
>Thor
The kings of these threads. The kings of Death Battle. The kings of vs debating as we know it.

>>149183687
MHA may be stronger and is considered to have better writing but that doesn't matter cuz JJK is cooler

>>149183982
>Gojob
Really?

>>149183981
Wally West, Batman (forma de prep time), and Dr. Doom should be there if Thor is there.

>>149183947
I feel like Bejita doesn't really get posted about, the Dragon Ball quota is filled by Goku.

>>149183994
>posting dragon ball as if dragon ball isn't a franchise full of jobbers

>Reimu
Maybe as a thread jester.

>>149183710
>>149183774
>>149183912
https://youtu.be/cyCYFiE99Qs

>>149183981
And Kratos is their master

>>149183982
Unironically people don't think that anymore but to be honest the cracks were already showing in the Yakuza arc when overhaul and Eri were introduced alongside his absolutely retarded motives that later got vindicated.

>>149183994
>HBOC Academia

>>149183991
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP SAYING THE R WORD

>>149184023
here

>>149184036
SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>149184027
My biggest gripe with MHA is that is trying to do
>Oh the villains are actually valid!
But then the villains are killing innocent people and we still are supposed to see good in them

If they got together how strong would the offspring be?

>>149182200 (OP)
The Absolute Solver should have raped Stolas to death (sexually) instead of the fight being forced to end by the sun rising. Shame.

>>149184027
O MY 7 QUIRKS felt like the veil break moment.

>>149184104
Building-shaking strength at least

>>149183662
Both are girls who's powers (power up in Maki's case) come from the sacrifice of a loved one (Acro silky and Mai) who after receiving their powers still need to grow and mature (Aira growing from a spoiled girl to an actual leader and Maki going through the Sumo training) to finally become crucial members of their teams in their harshest battle (Maki ambushing Sukuna and Aira being the leader that guided the gang against the space globalists)
Or something like that

>>149184107
Stolas Goetia was raped in the colder-than-normal eternal winter of Copper 9 in 3071 by The Solver Of The Absolute Fabric.

>>149184135
That building? Can fit the entire WoD cosmology in its toilet

>>149184107
Maybe if he does another one. Stolas would/should get stomped though

>>149183924
Yes, KEKtos’s humiliation ritual.

>>149184107
>still posting this RAPED and GAPED Skibidi fodder in 2025

Hey guys, remember that one time Spidermsn was beaten to death by crowd of random people?

>>149184188
Boundless rock

OK but could Plasticman find the One Piece?

>>149183891
Not him but Doctor Strange is my favorite so far since he can actually match danmaku visually and you don't run into the feats vs statements issue because they would be wanked under similar logic. That said, there are no interesting Touhou matchups because they always devolve into copesmology wank contests or the Touhou character instantly winning because they have very specific abilities that a random character will likely not resist.

>>149184217
both are wod and xianxia fodder anyway

Say fellas, did someone mention the World of Darkness?

>>149184248
Post that rock destroying a mountain.

>>149184276
That rock is from a mountain, and that mountain is outerversal

>>149184269
>Donald Duck is solar level
Daffybros...

>>149184269
https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerScaling/comments/15qa7wn/mickey_mouse_world_of_darkness_vs_saitama_one/

>>149184122
The fact that all might's sidekick dies in the arc we first see him is also extremely egregious. Horikoshi has a tendency of either a killing off characters who either would fuck with midoriya's journey or hasn't thought of a way to handle a characters powers in a reasonable way.

>>149183891
lol, you first. i tried to seriously talk about Touhou's scaling, you got angry about such scaling exists, and started your world of suggness idiocy. YOU start constructive discussion now since you care so much

>>149184307
Daffy has Author tier feats

>>149184269
MIckey? Scales to scroogemc duck (who scales to wod+fate, and solos Shovel knight, who solos Kratos and his outerversal tree)

>>149184269
>>149184307
>>149184360
xianxia rape victims

>>149184321
Holy fuark... Also
>Tom has literal xianxia shit
>mickey also literally exists in WOD
What the fuck

>>149184383
xianxia and wod rape them

THE WISHES OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN. THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW!

THOSE TWO SETS OF DREAMS WEAVE TOGETHER INTO A DOUBLE HELIX, DRILLING A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL... THAT CREATES THE HEAVEEEENS!!!

Post a single xianxia character that people know the name of outside of China

>>149184425
Tom Cat

>>149184339
Can't lie, I actually forgot Nighteye died.

Seriously though, does fateshit get WoD scaling

>>149184440
He was hoping you'd do that

>>149184425
Tom, my fuarking hero (who jobbed to boundless vaccumn cleaner).

Drawfag here REQUESTS are OPEN

>>>/r/19771991

Monika vs Agent Smith
Who wins?

>>149184370
>basketball rape victim

>>149184520
Agent Smith would absolutely dog walk monika

>>149184514
xianxia and wod rape everybody

>>149184542
>The WoD cocksleeve is talking

I AM BUCKBROKEN BY SHITPOSTS

>>149184615
WoD...

>>149184615
composite xianxia...

>>149184615
I remember when I Am That I Am said this after challenging Reimu to a shitpost contest

>>149184575
no basketball scaling?

>>149184615
this image soloed my verse (baxterchad btw)

>>149184448
That's literally Arcueid,who scales to neco arc and she eventually appeared in the gachashit's main story for real,so yes

>>149184654
you are a delusional suggwanker fuck you. wod is better written and more influential and more successful and more popular fuck you!!!

>>149184630
this is AI

>>149184615
Kek, the ReimuBITCH is like this.

>>149184615
Asurabros...

>>149184668
>he's mindbroken

WHAT LE FUCK??? REIMU STORMED BY AND LITERALLY OBLITERATED MY WHOLE INFINITELY LAYERED OUTERVERSE BEYOND INACCESSIBLE HIERARCHIES WHO THE FUCK PISSED HER OFF???

>>149184654
>>149184542
>SuggsverseGOD has entered the thread
I kneel, my king.

>>149184668
Reminder that a roach from the Suggsverse can solo all of XianXia.

>>149184693
nobody from the nonexistent series…

>>149184615
no memearrow thus the touhou downplayer looks exactly like ai generated reimu?

I'm too short to reach the doorknob.......

>>149184725
Retarded bitch! YOU CAN FLY. I'LL NUT IN YOU AND WON'T STOMP INSEMINATING YOU UNTIL YOU REMEMBER HOW TO FLY.

>raped John Constantine
>raped Lobo
>raped Kyle Rayner
>rapes your verse

>>149184711
you are seething because wod soloes your fraud verse LMAO!!!

>>149184615
Kratosxisters…

>>149184282
Asta is cool.

>>149184630
At least make your slop understandable, what is this supposed to mean?

>>149184630
This is CANON!
>>149184725
KEK!

>>149184630
This happened in the Touhou x Invincible crossover.

>>149184693
everybody from composite fiction...

>>149184725
Don't worry, cutemu I will give you some puppies and help you reach that doorknob!

>>149184765
...gapes Touhou.

>>149184725
FLY YOU DUMB BITCH

>>149184615
>>149184630
kek

Post a single Xeelee character that, uh, has a name

>>149184725
>The 5th Rozen Maiden, Reiner Rubin (also known as Shinku) out of NOWHERE

>>149184793
Xelee Bilbert

>>149184802
Yes, we all know Touhou is a joke and the ReimuBITCH is the thread jester.

>The Punisher Kills the Touhou Universe
>*BLAM*
>Frank kills every girl with a single bullet
>the end

ENOUGH
ENTER: CHADHOU LOSTWORD

>>149184832
raped by wod and xianxia

>>149183947
>Superman represents DC
>Goku represents classic shonen
>Kratos represents AAA slop vidya
>Reimu represent indie slop vidya
>Bejita represents the stereotypical rival
>Thor reps Marvel
>Asta the BLAVK BVLL represents modern shonen
>Spider-GOD represents Western comics as a whole
>Simon represents mecha Kabuto Kouji and Ryoma Nagare are acceptable too. All three of these guys are unfathomably based and good faces for mecha
>Godzilla represents toku (kaiju)
Who is the toku(hero) rep? Kamen Rider? Which one?

>>149184815
No rozen maiden matchups make sense or work thematically (even chucky and other horrorshit would just get made bald and bullied)

>>149184879
don't cry cirno, it's not your fault... those verses were so frail, you had no way of knowing...

>"forgive me, Forgive me please... Reimu... I beg for your mercy, I was foolish to think my puny bullets could even reach you, please just end my suffering..."
>"I-ITS THAT CIRNO!? PLEASE REIMU KILL ME, KILL ME BEFORE SHE GETS HERE I BEG YOU SPARE ME THE HUMILIATION AND PAIN AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE"

>>149184879
Don't cry Cirno, it's not your fault...KINGtos was just too powerful for you to handle.

>>149184879
cry more. it pleases me

Could Kratos win the Steel Ball Run Race?

>>149184820
>We did not find results for: "Xelee Bilbert".
mmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>149184832
CANON!
>>149184899
Fanfiction.

>>149184175
If they do properly fight Moro would artificially balance it a little bit so it's not a absolute bullying stomp and Stolas can fight back He'd eventually lose though. Just so Helluva Boss fans don't cause an outcry over the gay owl brutally dying in a worse way than that animation of him blowing his brains out with a gun.

>>149184854
>Asta the BLAVK BVLL represents modern shonen
I will never get over that he's literally part of the Black Bulls kek

>>149184832
Punisher vs Flynn when, both beings with outerversal guns

>>149184832
Canon
>>149184899
Also canon

>>149184934
>gets instakilled by Funny Valentine
nah

>>149184879
LOST to Baiken in Queen /v/

>>149184899
i remember this, weird how that crossover ended like this after two pages

>>149184934
He already did.

>>149184962
this year is going to be different

>>149184961
>gets raped by wod

>>149183823
Thor vs Vegeta

>>149172263
>Thor is stronger than base Spider-GOD
We know. However, Thor has LOST to Cosmic Spider-GOD Level 1, the weakest form of Cosmic Spider-GOD. Peter? The strongest. Stan Lee wills it.

>>149184991
Batwank is stronger than Spiderwank sorry

>>149184899
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this coin on a string.

>>149184854
>Superman represents DC
That's Batman
>Goku represents classic shonen
Accurate
>Kratos represents AAA slop vidya
I feel there's better characters for such a title but Kratos is not a bad pick
>Reimu represent indie slop vidya
Accurate
>Bejita represents the stereotypical rival
Weird to include that here when that's not a Genre or entertainment medium
>Thor reps Marvel
That's Spiderman
>Asta the BLAVK BVLL represents modern shonen
LMAO no.
Outside of Powerscaling circles Black Clover is mocked for being a One piece clone that has to be taken out of the main magazine.
Modern Shounen is represented by either Gojo (JJK) or Tanjiro (KnY)
>Spider-GOD represents Western comics as a whole
That's Superman
>Simon represents mecha
Don't know much about Mecha but I feel some Gundam guy should be there instead of him
>Godzilla represents toku (kaiju)
Accurate

>>149185011
Does this work on fairies? Asking for a friend

>>149185023
Come on Kyle, we both know Hal would rather fuck faries conscious

>Batwank is stronger tha-
>smoke clears
>Batman blinks and realizes he was just repeatedly gaped by the entire Spider-Verse

>>149185023
i mean okuu is dumb as a rock and fairies are also dumb as fuck so it'd probably work on them

>>149185023
The whole joke here is that Okuu is retarded, so it might work on fairies... If you manage to make them sit there and look at the coin, Fairies are like children in a never ending sugar rush

>>149184854
Batman represents DC
Spider-Man (Peter Parker, fuck off Bendis) represents Marvel
Gojo represents modern shonen
Char Aznable represents mecha
Build is the Kamen Rider pick

>Brutalized and tried Yoru: "We did it, sisters... We finally killed Grand thragg and the entire vitrum empire"...
>Barely alive Makima" "Yoru.... That was the Immortal and the New guardians of the globe"...

>>149185013
No sane person would tell you that Spiderman reps Marvel in DB, it's about how prominent their match is
Gojo's matchup against Makima is probably fraudulent too, Tanjiro fucking jobbed
Asta not only wins his MU but should've stomped it in practically every relevant category except maybe variety also his manga is mocked for being a generic shonen when that's pretty much always what it's been trying to be intentionally, just don't read it if you're sick of that

>>149185075
Yoru is a bigger jobber then JOBchita

>>149185075
>Every viltrumite jobs to Darkness devil while they're in space.
Done

>>149185075
>Makima and Yoru not killing each other on sight
Not canon

>>149185053
...bros? why was i not informed about this feat?

>>149185095
it's over...

>>149185085
raped by wod

>>149185095
That's a statement anon.

>>149185081
I wasn't aware that was a DB only list.
If that's the case take Reimu out of there because she'll be lucky if the one and only Touhou Episode we get (if we ever get One) features her as one of the combatants

>>149185081
also i'm not the guy who originally posted
Superman obviously reps western comics
Goku is the most prominent manga guy in DB period
Reimu isn't even in a DB
Bejita fits sure
Simon is the most prominent mecha pilot as far as western fans on DB are concerned
Godzilla is absolutely the most famous kaiju in DB
Kratos only reps AAA slop because his second DB is such a piece of garbage. His Spawn MU would leave him replaced with someone else
Batman lost all his matchups

>>149185095
OHNONONONONONO SURELY WE HAVE BETTER STATEMENTS RIGHT?

>>149185053
>Danmaku Stronger than a blizzard and capable of dodging cherry blossoms with ease
...
Guys...
I-I think that Unironically beats my favorite character...

>>149185095
fuark....

What the FUCK is going on in these halls? It's hero time.

>>149185081
Asta's only episode is complete garbage that literally no one has ever talked about aside from this past week.

>>149185105
>world of DARKNESS
His world

I CARE ABOUT ASA MITAKA!

>>149185095
I will never forget how Marisa and Alice jobbed to her.

>>149185163
We know Yoru.

>>149185013
>that's Batman
>caring about Batman after Kevin Conroy's death
>Weird to include that here when that's not a Genre or entertainment medium
It is a CONCEPT. Bejita embodies all of the Blue Oni rivals throughout FICTION.
>That's Spiderman
Thor has four movies. Only Spider-GOD compares.
>Outside of Powerscaling circles Black Clover is mocked for being a One piece clone that has to be taken out of the main magazine.
Fake news, it got taken off the magazine since Tabata's health was in poor condition. He can barely keep a monthly schedule.
>That's Superman
Spider-Man was the most popular hero.
>>149185069
>Build is the Kamen Rider pick
Wrong. It's Kabuto.

Why have Thragg, Nolan, and Mark never gone super viltrumite? Is it because they're weak and lazy

TOTAL SHITSA DEATH

>>149185147
And he'd still win it and stomp even harder now. Gojo wouldn't even win his MU and Tanjiro fucking died

>>149185183
They don't need it to gape the entire Dragon Ball cosmology.

>>149185095
KRATOS SISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD, NOOOOOOOW!

>>149185116
Demonbanebros...

>>149185183
SHITyans have never reached a base viltrumites power even after all their transformations

The punch that vaporized the entirety of Pokémon

>>149185208
Ash would tank that

>fucking /csm/ is here
I blame the Denjikeks for this

>>149185199
>Demonbane
>MUH INFINITE INFINITES
Shut up, little bitch. Mazinger Z did it better and his infinite can bypass internation IP and copyright laws. Mazinger Z is Super Robot Wars.

Post things that didn't age well

What's the most popula Denji match up anyway? Vs Yuji?

>>149185208
>BEAST
Ash would DIE to that.

>>149185188
>h-he won!
LOL death battle only paired him up against KEKku in the first place because they knew he would lose his actual matchup. The episode itself was a flop and everyone promptly forgot Asta exists, just like every Jump reader did.

>>149185248
Yes, vs Yuji would probably get the most views.

>>149185248
Either him or Tanjro

>>149185248
Yeah probably. It's a mismatch but that's all he's got

>>149185218
>ash and his whole verse would shit all over the place in fear at the sight of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4-XGc-I9Uw

>>149185246
The one with simon where kyle stomped

>>149185248
Yes, he has a couple of alts but Yuji is the most popular
On the other hand I've never seen an alt MU for Yuji

>>149185265
>Tanjiro
What is he going to do? Maybe if you argue his Demon King form but as he is, he's rather weak. Fucking Himejima hard carried everyone to the finish line instead.

>>149185270
... and then Pikachu would use volt tackle and win.

>>149185220
>EVERYONE IS HERE
We were Super Smash Bros all along
make your predictions. lol

>>149185035
This fag doesn't even clear Spellbinder, the Spook, or Mirage. Even Scarecrow no diffs.

>>149185262
>everyone promptly forgot Asta exists, just like every Jump reader did.
Then who am I, huh!? MADA DA.

>>149185264
>>149185283
DB has been slowly prepping us for the insane wank they're going to give Yuki
I can already see it
City level AP from scaling to Jogo and Mahito (maybe even higher depending on what abomination they Calc for Sukuna)
Unironically light speed scaling from Sukuna
I can already hear the seething

>>149185293
He's faster than Denji and probably could at least cut him to some degree. If Pochita somehow comes out though it's a total stomp.

>>149185300
At least I know there's a couple of anons from The Baki and kengan threads here

>>149185296
...in his dreams after Masaru Daimon's punch erased his whole verse.

>>149185336
Dreams imply that he was merely knocked out, not killed, and you said that he destroyed pokemon verse...Country level pokemon gawds, we are back...

>>149185220
Who here is /801/?

>>149185331
"We're" always "here" all the time.

>>149184991
It outright says the blast that beat Thor wasn’t his. You could at least crop it

>>149185349
...and then his dreams died with him

>>149185363
>tanked it for some time
Fine, small country, you happy now?

>>149185329
He's not faster than denji

>>149185331
oh yeah. that makes sense
>>149185356
spoopy

>>149185363
>>149185373
children, children, don't fight, wod rapes both

>>149185388
...on opposite day.

>>149185270
Since Masaru is a cop, could he arrest Ash for beastiality?

>>149185317
An avatarfag who will eventually get bored, like all the rest of them

>>149185401
>arrest
He'd engage in police brutality.

New thread

https://sys.4chan.org/co/post

Surely we can get a better match up for Denji than Yuji.

PLEASE KAMUI UEHARA-SAMA! DON'T USE YOUR CRIMINAL POWER TO COMPLETELY BIMBOFY ME! DON'T SISSIFY ME WITH YOUR OBSERVER ABILITIES! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ARCUEID WATCH AS YOU FUCK ME AND MAKE ME CUM FROM MY ASS! I'M BEGGING YOU

>>149185443
retard

epic

New thread

>>149185437

>>149185456
No

>>149185456
You obnoxious drawfag kill yourself

>>149185456
yes

>>149185417
Posting images or not does not show either my memory nor my appreciation. I will exist in spite of it.

>>149185534
Repent and you'll get into heaven.