Thread 149188187

Elves are natural racists.

And that's a good thing.

>>149188187 (OP)
everything is a little naturally racist, it's just unfortunate that races only decide things like pigment, and not culture.
but for most of history, those were the same thing, so it was fine. also most areas that had interactivity between different kingdoms also had a racial gradient, not solid lines. Mostly. Not so much Egypt and Cush. That line was way more solid.

>>149188187 (OP)
I feel like it would have been funnier if her speech bubble was censored with a black bar

you know what, I don't know this comic, I don't know if that was on topic, and I don't want a banni from yanni.

>>149188299
what a fucking gay post, get b& and fuck off to wherever you came from.

>>149188187 (OP)
>Racism is... le bad!
>Even against those who want you dead!
Remember, killing goblins is both lawful and good.

Eh, nah, racists are usually poor and badly educated rural hillbillies. Elves are a different -species- from humans which is why they don't really find us attractive or want to be around us. Like how most people wouldn't want to fuck an orangutan, you know?

>>149188352
>Eh, nah, racists are usually poor and badly educated rural hillbillies
lol

>>149188352
>If I call those evil racists backwater hillbillies that must mean the opposite is true!
Go buy another 12 dollar coffee.

>>149188642
>triggered

People are gonna get triggered about the elf comic in this thread

>>149188642
I'm gonna wave some meth around you and then throw it and see you run like dog trying to catch a ball

>>149188924
Elves would be pro-israel(and that's why you do not trust knife ears)

>>149189340
>when an ESL retard tries to be clever

>>149189349
>Eru's chosen people

>>149189399
>triggered, no arguments
>MINOR GRAMMAR MISTAKE, I WIN
Another tooth fell from your mouth.

>>149189349
So clearly the unsolicited opinion from the shameless shit-ass elf they hate is: Globalize the Erufada.

>>149188352
>All of humanity prior to [1964, 1992, 2008, 2015, or TBD] were badly educated rural hillbillies
Depending on your purity spiralling standards, the only people on the planet who AREN'T racists are an unbelievably tiny minority of overeducated, underemployed gen Y westerners.

>>149190004
>>All of humanity prior to [1964, 1992, 2008, 2015, or TBD] were badly educated rural hillbillies
true

>>149188329
"people" gen-Zers aren't people. They're hypocritical contradicting feral animals.
>>149188352
Then call me a goddamn elf cause whenever I browsed 4chan in the past 15 years I thought everyone was some handsome person dressed in a tuxedo or elegant dress and was simply an eccentric rich sophisticated person... till I saw the convention videos and then I connected 2+2 and I understood why everyone talks like an uneducated 12 year old retard from Detroit complete with their hippy lingo such as "nah". IS IT A NO OR A YES YOU FUCKING HIPPY? YOU FUCKING GEN-ZOMBIE. SPEAK NORMALLY LIKE AN ADULT.
Very very immature generation for their age.

>>149188352
That's bullshit college students tell themselves while professors tell them that society needs to be restructured so that your race, gender, ability, age, and handedness needs to be factored into how you are to be legally treated, based entirely on whatever narratives the state wishes to push.

>>149190042
Well damn, we'd better discard everything those dumbshits ever invented or wrote.
Let's start with TCP/IP, semiconductors, electricity and the entire works of marx, engels, lenin, luxembourg, and anyone else who lived before things were acceptable.

>>149188352
t.trust fund babby

And at tha moment Elf sprouted from the ground into the beautiful woe-man that we know and love

>>149190164
>the entire works of marx, engels, lenin, luxembourg
...and nothing of value was lost.

>>149190164
>Well damn, we'd better discard everything those dumbshits ever invented or wrote.
Yup, I said these words 100% and I also look like this.

The faces are uironically FUCKIGN FUNNY and I DON't FUCKING CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
THERE, I AM A RETARD
I LAUGH AT FUNNY FACES

>>149190525
I appreciate that the faces are well drawn and different each time. Many other webcomics are just people standing and talking

>>149188187 (OP)
the point of racism is that it is stupid
but when there is a race which grows up at the same speed as humans do, live over hundreds of years, are naturally more inclined towards magic and are smarter than humans wouldn't they really be the supreme race?
>I for one welcome our new elven overlords

>>149190525
It's okay to just like fun things, anon.
Funny faces are funny.

>>149190641
Shut up and posts your daughter's ass

>>149190692
It's the best recent webcomic. The characters ooze charm and personality

>>149190692
he's getting better

merrivius is one of the better modern webcomic artists. if you can't handle this simple truth, boy, I have sights to show you....

>>149190682
TEL AVIV UP IN SMOKE!

>>149188352
If anyone should be justifiably racist, it's elves. They live incredibly long lives and rarely have children. They were around for every cycle of conquest, expansion, and decline humanity has gone through and they have seen that we have not learned a single lesson from the past. If they think humans are idiots, I can't blame them.

>>149190164
I'm glad commies exist so I can laugh at them

>>149190071
>"people" gen-Zers aren't people. They're hypocritical contradicting feral animals.
Rent-free, sperg.

>>149188187 (OP)
how many years is this twat going to milk this elf comic

>>149191755
For as long as people pay attention to it.

>>149189399
there's been a LOT of them lately

>>149188352
You don't live near a large population of blacks do you?

>>149188352
>Eh, nah, racists are usually poor and badly educated rural hillbillies
Nope.

>>149191755
>How long is an artist going to keep making something that's actually making him money, as opposed to what wasn't.
Indefinitely.

>>149188352
Half of all researchers agree that race is mostly a biological phenomenon.

>>149188187 (OP)
i instantly hated The Elf Comic the first time i came across it. why is there not more pushback against this lazy slop now that it's been constantly shilled for who-knows-how many months (a year? two?)? i don't expect much from /co/ but your taste can't be THIS bad.

>>149188187 (OP)
What else should I know about Elves?

>>149189414
Actually, humanity is Eru's chosen.

>>149190514
You talking about the elf comic or yourself?

>>149188329
That's true. Nowadays you may have a character that is the 'ultra killz0rd destroyer of nations and devourer of souls', but they are NEVER racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.

>>149190004
Lol gottem