Thread 149190397

David? Is that you honey?

>>149190397 (OP)
They want to bite and tear.

>>149190397 (OP)
would be better if she was covered in cum and used condoms
lewd body writing, smeared lipstick on her face
been pissed on, too. fuckin whore

>>149190852
Johanna is made for summer dresses and romantic creampies by virile young men yo degenerate

>>149190397 (OP)
David should feed Johanna some good American fast food and chocolate milk to fatten her up like Hilda's grandma. hilda and Astrid should join in on that too.

>>149190852
hi writefag

>>149190397 (OP)
David is a lucky boy.

>>149190852
She isn't a cat mom, anon.

>>149192080
Yeah, she's a fox mum.

>>149190397 (OP)
>honey
She's British, shouldn't it be "luv" or something?

>>149192284
>Johanna will never say "ello' luv" to you
Pain. Sorrow.

Oh boy. A Johanna thread.

>>149192616
Sadly they seem to never last long.

If this thread is still alive tonight, I'll try to draw something quick.

>>149190852
this is before

>>149194148
Based swain

>>149190397 (OP)
younger men should fuck hot older women as a rite of passage. it builds confidence for both people, it's fun, and it's healthy for men to bust inside someone who consents to it. it's a huge psychological and physical boon to male lives

>>149190408
Till it's done?

>>149194965
Yes, Fat meat are for them to eat.
They are just animals after all.

>>149190397 (OP)
Best milf. Not sure why but something about her elevates her above the rest

Do you guys have drawing sheets/guides for her?

>>149192616
more?

>>149192284
I remember Joh calling Hilda “love” one time, somewhere. Might’ve been in the novels

Yay, a thread for best Mum
Any Joh x David requests I can do? I’ll try to take multiple, pic rel as example

>>149198259
Johanna David Kaisa
Each Women pulling his arms in different directions, trying to keep him for themselves on the beach.

>>149194148
based Swain

>>149194148
ooh you wanna draw her pregnant ooh

>>149198259
Johanna dressed in a slave Leia type of outfit, with David holding her leash/chain?

>>149199882
this please >>149198259 with David holding her nine months belly

>>149198259
Requesting Joh as a mermaid + pressed against David underwater

>>149199882
she better be leaking some breast milk..

>>149200085
she can be if the artist does so I guess

Johanna is in love with her daughter.

>>149194148
Treat yourself. Draw something fucked up.

>>149192616
some insanely gourmet shit

Why can't all single moms be like Johanna.
Single moms in real life are so ass.

>>149198259
David, Hilda, and Johanna are on the couch under a blanket.
Hilda is very close to David, with her head on his shoulders and her arms hugging his arm.
Johanna is giving David a handjob while whispering to him how cute he and her daughter are.

>>149200442
>>149199954
Is a tad odd we got a few flashbacks with her but never saw her pregnant. That’s why everyone thought she was adopted for a while

>>149190397 (OP)
Artist?

>>149192251
Cute, source?

Cute.

>>149203151
does it taste good?

>>149196204
Cute

>>149200272
What IS the definition of /ss/? I can infer from previous posts it has something to do with shotas and older women but I've never been able to find a good definition

>>149205159
It literally just means straight shota. "Hey kid wanna /ss/" is just propositioning them for sex.

>>149205159
It just means straight porn featuring shotas, can be with older women, or girls of the same age, doesn't matter, the former is simply more popular (from what I can tell).

Mature loving woman comfort me in the night and let me lick your armpits

>>149201842
She's so fucking cute when she's having fun at the start of the final series.

>>149205530
Haha, cute! I like that you colored in her skin and hair, and also the detail of her bottom half fidgeting

Yeah everyone who watched the series could tell she’s hyperobsessed with Hilda to compensate for her loneliness. It’s a funny detail they show in S1 that Hilda makes friends but Johanna becomes a spinster who sits inside all day, and the other Mums think she’s a bad parent

>>149204249
I swear this show gets both the most inappropriate ships and the comfiest most wholesome pics in a single thread. Always.

>>149205530
Good stuff!

>>149205530
"Is your friend David coming over today Hilda?"

>>149194148
Johanna being tied down by a bunch of elves Gulliver's Travel style

>>149199954
Sounds fun! I’ll get started on it NOW

>>149206584
You just know that even in this state Johanna would pull away if any of us walked under the mistletoe.

>>149201842
>>149206715
You wouldn’t like her anon. She’s fragile and clingey and cries when Hilda yells at her. Also she was never so she’d want to desperately get hitched before her 40s

>>149206816
>She’s fragile and clingey and cries when Hilda yells at her.
And I wouldn't like this why

Imagine Johanna /ss/ing you.

>>149205530
Oh awesome! My favourite part is that you included Joh’s big pointy face-splitting nose, kek. It’s part of what makes her cute, Hilda in the books has a big pointy nose too
But you draw very nice shoulder-blades as well, and her large bottom half. The breast-squish is appreciated also
>>149206584
AWESOME
don’t forget to make her leak breastmilk too. It’s required for the mission

I’m actually making a Johdavid request too, maybe if the thread survives long i can share a sketch lol

>>149206865
Well at least in 1989 magic norway she can’t spam you with texts every minute of the day

>>149207066
>she can’t spam you with texts every minute of the day
So I never leave her side.
Again, why would I not like this?

>>149194132
I donÆt get the appeal of this. Why have her be an e-whore when you could make it so she's sending these picture to you directly? Why let yourself be cucked by a fictional woman?

We need more Johanna

>>149207340
some people like sluts. I accept it's just a thing their brain does and mine does not so I won't understand it.

>>149207401
here's a concept: S3 was shown to be in 1989, so Joh grew up while Hippies were all the rage

I don't know what makes this boring character attractive when she hardly does anything, Oum does more than her.

>>149207520
maybe it's her soft calming voice, and from hilda's point of view she's like a beacon of kindness and love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_lqJSX7xoc

>>149207493
Say it ain’t so
So that’s why she made Hilda a treehugger

>>149201212
The boy's missing a boner.

>>149205530
delicious johanna swain, the butt is so perfect and the big legs are so sexy

>>149208429
That’s not how she really thinks of Joh, surely?

>>149190397 (OP)
Could you redraw it will Hilda's shadow silhouette on the wall?

>>149209402
Like so?

>>149207520
A MILF that emphasises the M. You know that in breeding her, the children will have a good maternal figure in their lives.

>>149209830
Alright now give her a massive cock dangling between her legs

>Hilda puzzled and hurt why her mother became so hostile
>Turns out Johanna sees her daughter as a competition for David's attention

>>149209965
Also she’s obsessed with Hilda so much that she will be desperate to get another Hilda in her life if Hilda tries fleeing the nest

>>149210114
Reminded me of this

>>149204592
cute art!

>>149205656
is this /comfy/?

>>149199954
>>149210177
I’m imagining Johanna getting all excited and giddy at the thought of having another daughter.
The fact it’s the baby of her daughter’s friend just makes it better for her. Maybe it means Hilda will stay to look after her lil sister

>>149190852
Very based post.

is this a continuation from the last Hilda thread?

>>149211174
Nope, Johanna only im afraid

>>149210754
HELL NO, i fucking hate when the bimbofied cute waifus and add so much lips and i hate it even more when they do a blowjob and their face look like shriveled horses

>>149211190
ohhhh okay! i requested a johanna request in the Hilda thread but didnt know if that drawanon was going to post it here or the next Hilda thread

>>149210754
retarded son of a bitch

>>149209830
Magnificent, thanks anon.

>>149211329
I’ll probably post it in the next Hilda thread, it’ll take a while. Maybe can post a sketch for this one but no promises that might take a while too

>>149211985
That's totally fine I was just curious! Seriously I just appreciate you following up on it

>>149190397 (OP)
Yeah, David here

>>149212021
Lore accurate David

>>149210259
that's David

>>149210754
I can work with this

I still waiting for who made the werejohana animation to color it or at least lineup it.

We need Johanna enf.

>>149214307
>Slight boob bounce
>Increased chest and hip size
>Slight abs
Perfection

>>149218210
Twintails looks cute with her hair loose.

Any Eugene enjoyers in the thread?

>>149219323
Look at this little guy.
I wanna kiss him.

>>149219323
>>149219350
He was an unbelievably annoying, unfunny faggot, I wish he had been trapped away in the cave.

>>149219401
Well that's just mean.

>>149219168
>When they tell you they are looking for someone for a threesome

>>149210259
Lmao

>>149219401
he did his job well in that case. Even Hilda didn't wanna talk to him lol

>>149199882
>>149199954
WIP
...might redo this

>>149219350
>>149219323
I still wonder if this whole episode supposed to be a Bob's Burgers reference.

>>149219323
I’m alone in that he was my favourite episode of S3, it was the only Monster of the Week they did and kinda close to a school ep with the new kids, he was also a cool new cryptid
>>149220060
Does he share a va?

>>149220364
No, He's a Merman named Eugene, which isn't really any kind of smoking gun for Eugene Mirman, but the fact that they introduced a new girl named Louise makes me suspicious.

>>149220057
New WIP! Much happier with this
>>149214307
Oh that? Kek I didn’t know there was a demand

>>149221491
Her aged down form was so cute, I wish there was a full ep/adventure with her in the fairytown, or even in Trollberg

>>149220640
kino, thank you anon

>>149220640
cute that hilda is here just watching

>>149190397 (OP)
>Very solid image and subject for waifu thread potential
>Immediately ruins it by turning it pedophile an forcing a little boy in
Seriously why the fuck are pedophiles like this trying to force themselves into EVERY subject on this board? Could you not be into little boys cocks and traced CP for just one thread?