>*Superman breaks down door.* "WHERE'S MUH INVINCIBLE DOGGO?!!" Superman asked calmly.
>Lex Luthor: "Your doggo?"
>Superman: "MUH DOGGO, LOSER, YOU TOOK MUH INVINCIBLE DOGGO!!"
>*Superman flips table*
>Superman: "WHERE'S MUH INVINCIBLE DOGGO??!"
>Lex Luthor: "I doggo what ur talking about."
>Superman: "He's just my invincible doggo. Pls gib him back"
>Lex Luthor: "I doggo what doggo ur talking about."
>*Lex Luthor sips Coffee*
>Lex Luthor whispers: "An Ugly doggo in a cape."
>Superman with super hearing: "Whatcha say?"
>Lex Luthor: "Hmm?"
Who wrote this script? A 10 year old kid?

https://youtube.com/shorts/sL31SYjoktI?si=gXppBIS52ENH84lb

>>149198023 (OP)
Really grasping straws trying to call this bad, aren't you OP?

>>149198070
its just terrible dialogue, a lot of negative memetic lines are going to come out of this one. Won't be good for this movies word of mouth

>>149198023 (OP)
I had a dream where I was watching this movie and there was an unsimulated sex scene. Lex was just fucking some woman while talking to someone else and I could see his dick and he was obviously putting it in her. I could even hear skin slapping sounds. I swear these threads have warped me on a subconscious level.

>>149198772
Gunnjeet you got a lay off the marketing bro its melting your mind!

>>149198023 (OP)
>how am I supposed to see an invincible dog?

>>149198780
I thought Snyderfags were jeets. This whole thing has levels of shitposting that seems to be constantly shifting.

>>149198797
With the same eyes you should use to read the fucking dictionary.

snyderjeets are fucking insane

>>149198895
everyone on the internet is an Indian.
except me im 100% white

>>149198895
>>149198910
Gunn stands with india maderchod! Look here the trailer show Gunn standing with India. He got rid of britisher superman. Britisher destory india for 300 years saar. India stands with Israel so jewish supersaar is good. Go to film in theater please saars.

>>149198929
You should commit suicide.

>>149198940
only if Supersaar flops...

>>149198957
I think you're a worthless spamming nolife faggot. You should kill yourself right now and make this site and the world a better place.

>>149198979
the world and this thread would be so much better with wb shills spamming this site with slop

>>149199011
Anon you are the one spamming hundreds of threads about this fucking unreleased movie all day every day. If anyone is a shill it is you.
>BUT I SAY IT DA BAD MOOBIE DOE!!!!!
Yes anon im sure your epic fact and logic arguments will totally hurt this movie.

Again, you insane fucking faggot, commit suicide.

>>149198023 (OP)
>>149198772
hijacking your thing to state a dream I had in 2005 where I correctly, to a T, dreamed the full story of Superman Returns, including him getting fucked up by kryptonite and having a son.

>>149199022
>If anyone is a shill it is you.
no your getting it, I am being paid by WB to generate controversy and buzz around this movie...

>>149198023 (OP)

>>149198895
they are
summer children don't pay attention, they have tiktok brainrot

>>149198957
Then why the fuck do they look like cheap CGI?

Damn, I miss this guy so much, bros.
Why can't we get a competent man directing a Superman movie anymore? Why do we only get either edgy shit or campy shit, and nothing balanced and cool anymore?

>>149198070
No straws necessary, it's just bad

>>149199986
Donner movies were campy crap too

>>149200274
>Donner movies were campy crap too
Not really. Superman still looked cool and SUPER, he smiled back at people no matter what, he didn't constantly yell at them like some hormonally imbalanced autistic teenager. And even those campy scenes between Clark and Lois or between Lex and Otis were never as silly as Gunn's endless stream of camp.

>>149199986
>>149200274
Donner's direction plus Reeves acting/presence is what made those movies great. Which is why I never believed in Gunn's version, trying to do that tone would require an actor like Reeves who is able to effortless shift from normalfag to superman in a single scene. The new superjew sounds to faggy even as Superman to pull it off.

I don't mind the anger but this pronunciation is so off putting
>Da dawg
I guess he's not saying "My" dog for a reason but still

>>149203086
He should have said
> Lex, release my invincible super dog
There,Gunn fucking hire me you nepotistic twat

>>149203109
No that's too formal
Needs to be
>Release.... My... Dog

>>149198772
Honestly sounds like something he'd do gonna be real

>>149198023 (OP)
THE DOGGO LEX!!!!!1!

>bawwwww
embarrassing

>>149198023 (OP)
I'm not watching this Gunn slop or f4 Pedro slop.
I'd rather go see dino slop just to spite both movies.

This is going to be the first movie in history whose every flaw will somehow be some other director's fault

>>149198023 (OP)
>Superman a kids character feels like it written for kids
Based sounds like something I do with my action figures when I was like 7.

>>149198023 (OP)
Why do "people" keep shilling this shit so bad?

>>149199867
you need better healthcare in the subcontinent?
it's not just enough to be able to get an "eye examination,"
you also need to get proper lenses made, you know

>>149203739
I hate to disappoint you, sister, but OP is not shilling this movie

>>149203739
>Why do "people" keep shilling this shit so bad?
Gunn has to pretend that he didn't put $200 million of marketing funds into his own pocket, so he hired the cheapest English-speaking shills available to shill this shit for like $0.10 per post.

>>149203637
yeah he even sounds like a seven year dysgenic jew
>>149204434
> trust me bro, I am not a shill. I just hope for the critical and financial success of a movie I have no part it and continue to spam on this website.
Sure

>>149203626
kekaroo

>>149203626
Well, if you chose the DP from the Flash then it really is kind of on you

>>149198023 (OP)
>I ate him 35 minutes ago

This guy they got would make for a better Joker than Superman.
With a nose like that, he'd be perfect.

so will this movie be any good or not

>>149203386
kek

>>149198023 (OP)
what did lex do to his heckin pupper...

>>149203739
>oh hey I haven't seen that manga in a while
>let's see if it's still ongoing
>over 40 chapters added since I last tuned in
Man I don't even want to think about how depressing it must have gotten by now.

>>149198023 (OP)
Whedon succeeded making every character sound 14, so Gunn did him one better by making everyone sound 7

>>149198023 (OP)
You made this same thread on /tv/ lmao