Thread 149203229

The trailer's not tipped over anymore!

Daily reminder that Jonathan Joss deserved to die

>>149203229 (OP)
How was that a bad thing again?

>>149203229 (OP)
Why are you doing this to me!? (cries in reverse)

>>149204205
He was immediately kicking Luanne out to live in her shitty wrecked trailer alone with no family, no money, and no job at the time. And yeah she was technically an adult, but she'd been through a lot of shit with her family and the place was associated with traumatic memories, and early-series Hank was pretty openly sick of having her in his house

>>149203229 (OP)
Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.

>>149204338
That’s a very clever analogy

>>149204294
>Hank was pretty openly sick of having her in his house
>A middle aged man not wanting an attractive young woman he's not (biologically) related to in his home
That was the least realistic aspect of the entire show.

>>149204473
-OR-
Hank is actually a stand up guy and fully recognized the threat Luanne was to his marriage BECAUSE he knew she was young and attractive and unlike Peggy not a complete foot of an arrogant self centered bitch. If Peggy died during that sky diving incident I think there was a good chance Hank would've plowed Luanne in celebration.

>>149204473
>>149204939
Hank doesn't think that way. He just doesn't like having a freeloader in his house when the Hills are far from wealthy.

>>149203229 (OP)
Didn't even clean up the mess from tipping it back.

>>149204294
It doesn't really excuse how hank just wanted to throw her into the grinder in that episode but early-series Luanne was also a lot more irresponsible and messy.
Though hank does change his mind and supports her on the times she tries to work out her own life better

>>149204939
>>149204473
bitch hank is drier/more uptight about sex than goddamn wallace from wallace and gromit, just because you wrote fanfiction in your head it doesn't mean it makes any sense

>people want him to be Manager
>couldn't even hire people right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoFvZ7YGikQ

>>149204473
So we’re just going ignore the times where Hank told her to put some pants on or when he told her to lock the bathroom door?

>>149205125
Wasn't he pretty much already manager in basically every way? Buck just spent most his time doing his own stuff.

>>149204980
>>149205083
I didn't write shit in my head, and so what if they aren't "wealthy" taking her in was a charitable act, but yes Hank is uptight hence why he would recognize Luanne as hot and attractive and why he wouldn't want her in the house with all her adolescent shenanigans. Peggy recognized this but also recognized Hank as a good man which is why she would chastise him but not berate him whenever he had an issue with Luanne in his home, not because she's a freeloader again but because she made him "uncomfortable".
Luanne is hot deal with it.

>>149205147
He pretty much an entrepreneur that own many branches and a bunch of side business on top of going to the local strip club. I remember he fired Hank and the entire branch when Megalo Mart came in and took over the propane business instead of just transferring him.

>>149205083
Hank is a firm believer of "the only person who can make things work for you is yourself", but he also prefers to think that emotional trauma isn't a thing, mostly to deal with his own emotional trauma growing up with an insane father and a dumbass mother.

>>149205083
Hank is a boomer, so of course he’s sicken by her in his house

>>149205491
I remember the episode where Luanne moved out and into a rental house with zoomer roommates.

The thing that always bothered me was the episode began with Luanne being genuinely troubled by a hard day at work, Bobby being a selfish prick and Hank overreacting to her just trying to take a shower, but the episode's overall plot carried itself as if Luanne was being a selfish twat ignoring his house rules, along with Hank failing to recognize Luanne's roommates were a bunch if jackasses.

>>149205125
>Hank, it's Peggy! She's in the parking lot and she's looking disgruntled!

>>149203283
and Rusty Shackleford planned this all along

c r e m a t o r i u m s

>>149205683
Bill please.

>>149205191
Hank's a massive prude who's uncomfortable in most intimate situations. He told Luanne to lock the bathroom door because he was more worried over Bobby

>>149205730
EYE CAINNT HEAAAAAR YOUUUUUU

>>149205734
I know that's true but
Hank is a man just like any other, and just like any he can be attracted to other women like Nancy, even as a stand in for propane. It makes sense that he'd want to avoid unnecessary temptations like the young tight nubile pussy he's got living in his den, as for the boy we already know he ain't right. If Hanks a prude Bobby's a queer for not kissing Connie, hell he probably hasn't even choked the chicken.

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>>149205589
I really fucking hate John Redcorn. Womanizer that always play victim when he is call out for it. Even when he got FREE land, he was fucking ungrateful and retardedly almost lost it.

>>149205912
>b i l l please.

>>149206168
>womanizer
Yes, he is a bad person with bad ethics, by modern standards.
>ungrateful
They gave him a shithole by a busy interstate freeway that provided no privacy and had terrible air quality due to pollution. He was right to be pissed about it.

>>149204205
he was putting a family member into a bad situation. luanne wasn't ready to leave and it was a bad place. hank doing right by her would be to focus on getting her on track to leave. getting a stable job and life plan.

>>149206285
Too bad he sucks at empathy, his parents fucked him up severely. Good Hank is the better hank.

>>149206436
Peggy really did save Bobby in a way.

>>149206233
>They gave him a shithole by a busy interstate freeway that provided no privacy and had terrible air quality due to pollution. He was right to be pissed about it.
>Get 12 acres for free, still have the balls to complain about it
He's a total POS, he literally demanded that most of Arlen should be his. Not to also include the dude who got him the free land was cheated by his wife with John.

>>149206285
Hank doesn't consider Luanne family, he straight up said it.

>>149206530
well then he doesn't love duty as much as he says he does.

>>149206478
>clouds?

>>149206168
his character was written to be a loser anon

I went to a high school with a girl like Luanne, her last name funnily enough was Strickland.

>>149207975
>Strickland
Has the dimensional merge already begun?

>>149206233
>the white man must give me reparations
>these reparations are not enough, i cannot find anything to do with 12 acres of F R E E land
An unflattering depiction of redskins to say the least

>>149207651
He get to go around town and fuck any random girls and he has the audacity to still bitch about it

>>149203229 (OP)
*cue funky drum beat*

>>149204205
Peggy literally spells it out in this exact scene. Put down your phone, zoomer

>>149205462
That time Hank finally told his mother that she's an idiot was a long time coming

>Dad, you got me killed.
>You needed killin'!

>>149209077
Which episode was that again?

>>149206168
I did enjoy the episode where he's complaining about the white man 'stealing' from him then when the cannibalism thing is revealed, he's forced to confront his hypocrisy with the fact that people can't be held accountable for what their ancestors did

>>149209095
It was "The Honeymooners" from season 13.

>>149208300
Literally cucks Dale then complains about his son being "stolen" from him by the white man. He was a piece of shit with no self-awareness.

>>149209114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k1HI91uoZY
Found it. thanks

>>149206530
At that point he was still kind of on the "She's not family family" basically treating her as a house guest. He didn't openly accept her as family until like a season or two in.

>>149205131
You're welcome

>>149205683
Pretty, pretty, pretty

>>149206530
Yeah but he also said "She's my wife's brother's daughter. Don't get much closer than that"

>>149206577
He meant Call of Duty

You know fellas

>>149209973
Wasn't he just saying that to sort of brush off someone implying he's not close to Luanne, like he realizes they actually have a point so he just says some bullshit that through its own phrasing shows he doesn't believe they're that close? Feels like one of those lines people post out of context a lot

>>149210060
It was the episode where she breaks up with Buckley and starts to bond with Hank. Hank realizes he does see her as more than a freeloader. He said that line because he was genuinely upset about Boomhauer "dating" her.
Probably one of my favorite episodes

>>149209283
Hank was always a tsundere to Luanne. He even admits at the end of this very episode that he loves her "to a lesser extent"
Not to mention when he gets protective of her in season 1 when he thinks that she's dating Boomhauer or when he ditches the Superbowl to play God in the Manger Babies.

>>149210165
You're missing the point of that episode.

It wasn't that Hank and Luanne were growing closer, it was about Hank thinking he knew how to "fix" Luanne to make her stop crying and being so emotional, and when things didn't go how he wanted he took it as a personal slight and Luanne being ungrateful.

>>149209091
>The upshot is the man's dead.

I just saw the pageant episode. King of the Hill is the sweetest animated sitcom I've ever been blessed to experience.

>>149203229 (OP)
Why is Hank so heartless?

>>149203229 (OP)
The tipper's not trailered moreany!

>>149211451
Cotton raised him.

That boy is right

heh
harley davidson

I love how vindictive Luanne can get whenever she's been slighted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adv6Gb2rZM8

>>149203229 (OP)
What does Alamo Beer taste like?

>>149211825
Ah, makes sense.

>>149203229 (OP)
Start

Puffin

Boy

>>149213967
Probably the beer of beers, a beer that is so normal, so decent in flavor that it loops back from being decent in a bad way to being decent a good way

It's the beer that'll age you ten years, give you a love of lawn care and fishing and make you want your steak medium rare every time.

>>149213967
like piss just like all boomer beers taste
t. blue moon CHAD

>>149203229 (OP)
I like Hank's wristwatch. It's a very handsome wristwatch.

>>149211136
How would Hank react if you poked his cute chubby belly?

>>149206168
He had SOME morals.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8lCJ4t5CD0k?si=a22E8K4sEKDewwbq

>>149214186
Can I borrow some gas?

>>149204473
>>149205191
>>149206049
What are you talking about? The show makes it very clear he came to view her like a daughter. Hank is a huge prude and everything makes him uncomfortable, it's a miracle he even manages to have sex with his wife.
>>149206530
Did you even watch the show? Hank is a repressed person who can't even tell his own son he loves him. He's very protective of Luanne throughout the series and bonds with her over time. Like another post said, he was awkward and tsundere for her. He walked her down the aisle at her wedding ffs.

>>149206530
that was hanks arc with luanne
still fucked up it had to be one in the first place
i mean its still his wife's niece. its crazy peggy never once got pissed at hank for not seeing her family as his. especially with how much bs she had to put up involving cotton

>>149216936
>Hank is a huge prude and everything makes him uncomfortable, it's a miracle he even manages to have sex with his wife.
Do you think when he nuts in Peggy he's like "bwaaah I've delivered my seed!"

>>149217690
lol

>>149216597
>I'm gonna kick your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUk-lhJVab0

so did Cotton actually love Hank?

>>149217858
In his own twisted way he tolerated Hank. The only person Cotton genuinely loved was Bobby. Cotton was willing to go to prison for a hate crime to protect Bobby's dumbass

>>149204473
Hack barely kisses his wife and is generally uncomfortable with anything even remotely lewd. He nearly had a fit because Luanne did the laundry which included his underwear. He would actively be against a bouncy, well endowed bombshell being in his home unless they were family or a charity case.

>>149216597
>>149217739
>>149217742
>"Wha...did you just poke me in the gut?"

>"Routine physical, courtesy of Mr Strickland himself."

>"How in the world is poking me part of a routine physical?"

>"Oh, it isn't. I just like to make fun of some of my patients."