Thread 149203341

What's your favorite ship dynamic?

>>149203341 (OP)
probably the 1700-1800
i think the dynamics of naval war peaked there with ships, thats just my opinion though.

>>149203341 (OP)
I think people who say 'smol' instead of 'small' should be beaten with golf clubs

cute pic though

Boyscout x Badgirl

>>149203464
someone's angy

>>149203341 (OP)
The reluctant human + smol infatuated woodland creature (male (with a penis))

>>149203498
grrrr >:(

>>149203341 (OP)
mentally traumatized creature + human that can heal her

>>149203341 (OP)
This but with TAWOG characters.
Imagine.

>>149203464
gowf cwubs :(
oh noes!

>>149203371
What I would not give for an animated Aubrey Maturin series.

>>149203578
hey youve got captain pugwash!
ill leave now.

Gloomy girl/Sunny guy

>>149203341 (OP)
Cocky female rapist and shy virgin with latent sexual talent.

>>149203341 (OP)
Beauty and the beast

>>149203562
>

>>149203341 (OP)


Ridiculous male fantasy.

>>149203678
I expected something like this:

>>149203731
Unfortunately, yes. Men are only able to turn to fantasies, because that's the only place women will respect them and treat them as equals.

>>149203678
seconded

>>149203341 (OP)
Unhinged, toxic, with abuse from one side eventually inspiring the other to come up with abusive tendencies of their own.

most covers of Olga/Agent327 series

>>149203824
>Equals

Pffft.

>>149203858
Kek

>>149203915
>infinitely large soul
how uh
how does that work?
what are the spiritual ramifications of that?

>>149203981
Ur just a rlly nice guy :)

>>149203915
Do you know who drew this?

>>149203992
No idea, sorry.

>>149203991
Put some eyelashes on that thing and then we're talkin'

Big woman
Bigger man

I schlammed my dick in the door.

>>149203915
You forgot the rest of the post.

>>149203992
I do, it was https://x.com/ciircuit4 but they deleted their account.

>>149204099
Did I? Did I really forget? Are you sure about that?

>>149203578
All the fanart for Aubrey-Maturin is too gay.

>>149204101
Yes. Also I should have probably remove the ifunny bit, but I couldn't be bothered.

>>149204107
Are you SURE I didn't post the second part? Perhaps in a reply directly below the first panel?

>>149204109
Oh I don't click spoilers in case it's porn. At work.

>expected furry or schizo thread
>got monsterfucking thread
a good start to my day

>>149204115
Why would I post porn? I am trying to start a wholesome thread with monster girls here.
>>149204117
This guy gets it.

>>149204125
People hide porn in spoilers so, I don't click. Simple really. Even if it isn't porn it could be cheesecake.

>>149204142
Why are you here while at work anyway, you sick freak?

>Normal guy
>Large lady

>lovably awkward guy
>spunky, assertive girl

>>149203341 (OP)
Tall extrovert girl
Short awkward guy
Yes I liked Rowell's She-Hulk

we need more guys fucking eldritch abominations

>>149203578
My dad would keel over (heh) from sheer joy.

>>149203498
>>149203526
i ship these two

>bitchy vitriolic elitist
>guy with the personality of a golden retriever (only person who actually likes her and the only person she actually likes)

>>149203918
>>149204099
This is so sweet, unfortunately I think pregnancy is kinda disgusting.

>>149204125
Whoever you are anon thanks for these posts, it made my day a little better.

>>149205000
>I think the miracle of child birth, the reason every living creature in existence is alive, is disgusting
Anti-natalism is incredibly retarded.

>>149203578
a glass of wine with you, sir.

>>149203858
to be fair gangle is also a deranged asocial schizoid

>>149203341 (OP)
>>149204016
>>149204092
>>149204016
>>149204087

>>149204099
he also has this: https://cookbooks.neocities [dot] org

>>149204099
Why did they delete their stuff?

>>149204171
Why did she bang a jew?

>>149205056
Where the fuck did you get this from, dude? I'm not trying to say it's evil or wrong, I just think it looks gross.

>>149203341 (OP)
Exactly this. Mobian x human.

>>149203371

For me, it's the early ironclad era

>>149205122
nta but why?
are you a tranny by chance?

>>149204099
>>149205106
I think they have a new twitter count now:
https://x.com/Ciiiiircuit/

Mesugaki and a chad who snaps/corrects

>>149205334
Pic related

>>149205256
I just think it looks nasty, Jesus is that really such a controversial opininon?
>you're an anti-natalist
>you're a tranny
Sorry if seeing women with giant bellies grosses me out, I didn't know /co/ was the pregnancy fetish board.

>>149203341 (OP)
Reluctant implies eventually willing

>>149205334
>>149205347
Whats the opposite? Where she snaps after the other person doesnt respond to teasing?

>>149204104
Ah, I see you've noticed? But then again, shippers gonna ship. One might even say they are so devoted they will go down with their ship.

>>149204896
>>149205060
The fact that there's only been one movie so far is everything that is wrong with Hollywood. even Hornblower got a whole entire series.

>>149205451
Be thankful that hacks haven’t fucked it up

>>149205000
>This is so sweet, unfortunately I think pregnancy is kinda disgusting.
creampies are sometimes interesting for me in hentai, but the concept of pregnancy is also disgusting on some level for me.

However, it's probably not as severe a disgust response for me as it is for you.
It's on a different mental level of disgust than my disgust towards stuff (like poop or rotting food) that is more directly revolting.

>>149205439
Isn't the opposite teasing the girl instead?
Can you tease a brat?

>>149205477
well its not exactly the opposite.

>>149203341 (OP)
The one where subversive zoophiles are hung, drawn and quartered

>>149205451
I remember one anon in /a/ commenting on how, if such a series existed, annoying it would be to have retards claiming Diana is best girl and did nothing wrong.

>>149203341 (OP)
Pedophile and child

>>149203341 (OP)
human male x interspecies is the second best pairing, this >>149205511 is first

>>149205495
Kys faggot

>>149203341 (OP)
Ripped pair of Dungarees and obstinate moose

>>149205457
True, sadly enough. There are just so many ways it could go wrong but I'm willing to take that chance. It could be so incredible in the right hands.

>>149205503
Yup, she was such a fascinating mess but still a mess. An idiot running the show would turn her into a girlboss.

>>149203341 (OP)
It can’t be beat

>>149205639
would be fun to see the fight between the lesser known ships though. Lively is best ship btw

>>149203591
Don't leave, me hearties, the thread always need more Pugwash!

>>149205511
>>149205554
but what if....

>>149203591
>>149205882
I love nautical fiction and this looks like a fun watch even if it is aimed at kids.

>>149205241
This is also fascinating to me, any good novels/cartoons/anime/comics set in that era?

>>149203562
We love toons here.

>>149206139
Whatever happened to this artist?

>>149203562
https://youtu.be/Eo4flxOo5Ew?si=9PFOIrMt0ESgMDy9

>>149203371
>>149205241
Nah mate, pre WW1 dreadnaughts. That era was so innovative, so weird, such a shame Tsushima was the only real fight.

>>149203341 (OP)
How many creatures did Bloth needed to kill for the creation of this bad boy?

>>149203726
Ok, but you're gonna get a bit ashy

>>149205256
>>149205056
Stay dumb as hell, /co/. Never change.

>>149203341 (OP)
>The hero and their rapist

>>149206760
Shut up fag

>>149205107
Demons fucking Jews technically isn't racemixing.

>>149205241
Just before submarines wrecked everything. Peak naval era

>>149203562
I need a toon gf SO fucking badly

>>149207829
>yfw your toon GF brings out a comically tall diving board out of her purse when you're having sex
>she climbs all the way up it just to do a couple practice bounces and then just to dive back down on your dick
bro I need this shit so BAD too bro

>>149203341 (OP)
Kill the Small Furry at the beginning of the third act to raise the stakes.

>>149205080
i dont even need it to have eyelashes

>>149206760
Thanks for not having children and passing on your retarded genes, anti-natalist faggot.

>>149207913
And bring her back to life after the evil is defeated!
The resurrection turns her human and I want to jump out a window

>>149203931
>>149203928
>

>>149205241
It's funny that they were almost unstoppable at that point but if they actually fought each other they would be basically blasting away at for hours unable to do damage until they both gave up and went home.

>>149205175
If we go by Penders lore, Mobians are part human anyway.

>>149209213
Not canon.

>>149209322
Well sure, not anymore, but it WAS, lol

>>149203915
Cute on its own way, but "infinitely large soul" can be a real headache depending on the setting. For a similar effect, I like
>monster gf that feeds on (emotion)
>(You), with an infinitely large amount of (emotion)

Horse show had a lot of this kind of ship when the horsebugs that feed on love were introduced, but for the purpose of autistic shipping it can be any creature gf, feeding off any emotion. IT is female, so you could ship IT feeding off the fear of a supremely cowardly/paranoid character, but of course you have to disregard a lot of the character's innate evil to make the ship work.

Do self-insert ship dynamics count? Because these seem to be pretty popular.

>>149203915
What about having a soul that constantly replenishes itself faster than it can be consumed?

>>149203578
This plus Sharpe
And Flashman

>>149206425
One big one

>>149203928
>died in 1849
>wearing pants

>>149205503
>Diana
The most horrible cunt in the universe.
Abandons her autistic baby daughter

>>149203341 (OP)
The infatuated human + reluctant woodland creature.

>>149205175
you just know...

The sexy confident girl who isn't subtle that she likes the guy, but he's too oblivious to realize it.

>>149203341 (OP)
Why would he be reluctant?

>>149209908
>Eragon

>>149210038
Do they even fuck in that
they should

>>149210038
Fuck you, I'm still malding about that series never committing

>>149210062
LITERALLY everything was in place for perfection but Paolini is a dipshit

>>149210038
drakengard actually which has the best party ever
>a genocidal mute who loves killing people
>his 10,000 year old dragon GF
>a racist bald old man
>a blind pedophile monk
>a cannibal elf woman who eats children
>a little boy cursed to be forever young who's the twin brother of the villain which is a little girl possessed by an eldritch abomination
>the mute's sister who wants to fuck her brother

>>149203562
So were these two literally ever expanded upon or are they just a one-off set of doodles

>>149210099
there better be some top tier fanfiction of someone finishing what he started

>>149210119
Take a guess

>>149210108
>In the sequel Caim breaks the seals again and puts the world at risk of annihilation to free Angelus from her torment so they could finally be at peace together
LITERALLY too based and pure for their setting

>>149203345
Man this Russian artist is really both weird and kinda based
>Self insert is a human noble from Novgorod (the most prominent Russian nation during the Middle Ages)
>Is in England for diplomacy or some reason I forgot
>Woos Maiden Marian
>Robin Hood is angry and cucked at the Russian
>Its fine cause the Russian's party had a Russian fox girl noble that Robinhood gets with instead.
What makes a Ruski lust after Anglo Fox pussy so much that its the focus of most of his drawings?

>>149210215
he's also a history college professor and has a real wife too

>>149210215
It gets weirder. He is married and Maid Marian is often a stand in of his wife... Or is it the other way around?

>>149210215
>Its fine cause the Russian's party had a Russian fox girl noble that Robinhood gets with instead.
That's awfully kind of him

>>149210099
I remember when Paolini retweeted unfiltered feral fat art of his own dragon character. That shit was gross

>>149210108
Can you post images of them?

>>149210230
Yep, again its really bizzare but also based. Honestly she must really love him if she's chill with being Maid Marianified. Lucky bastard, got artistic talent, looks, and is happily married to a lady thats okay with his "not a furry" kink. Honestly this is what every /hmoaf/ fag wishes they were like.

>>149203341 (OP)
Isn't that literally Tails

>>149210144
>Fic turns Saphira into a human
>Fic turns Eragon into a dragon
>Fic is promising but cuts off abruptly and was last updated in 2013

>>149210268
Apparently the russian fox noble is his sister. That just further complicates things. This implies generalation foxfucking from his family at this point.

>>149210300
Promising how?

>>149210274
https://drakengard.fandom.com/wiki/Drakengard_characters

>>149210292
Call me when he's implied to be getting plowed by a human cock

>>149210304
Not step-sister?!

>>149210292
Like minus the bean body and extra tail

>>149210280
>>149210250
>found the human version of his waifu
>married her
>she accepts his waifufaggotry
What a chad

>>149210319
I dunno, I admit I am not the most educated on this Russian man's alternate Robin Hood lore were humans exist and Maid Marian marries his self insert. But its pretty clear that he made crossbreeding canon, given he has a daughter with Marian (which like how Marian is based on his actual wife, I think the fox daughter based on his actual daughter) so this implies he also made his actual sister into a fox to in his drawings.

>>149210311
I was going to say the character designs remind me of gen 5 graphics because I thought it was a book series like Eragon. How are the Japanese so based?

>>149210313
Yeah I don't think sonic is human

>>149210338
I feel as though something would be seriously wrong with you if you TRIED to educate yourself better on it.

>>149210339
this will explain a lot, but drakengard is made by yoko taro and the nier series is a direct sequel to one of the drakengard endings

>>149210292
Tails with a pussy = based and good.

The only time tails should have a penis is either when it's tiny or when he has two.

>>149210215
>Novgorod (the most prominent Russian nation during the Middle Ages)
Not if Ivan III of Moscovy has anything to say about it.

>>149210339
Yoko Taro was based in this instance
Do NOT make me remind you what the usual state of dragon girls made by the japs is

>>149210356
That makes total sense. That’s way too much lore for me to get into but thank you for picking out the relevant stuff.

>>149210338
Also he likes drawing his real wife beefing with his maid marianified self, probably cause he finds it hot.

>>149210370
It takes palce in the late 1100s AD so a few decades before the Mongols ruin everything in Russia, and a few centuries before the Rise of Muscovy.

Annoyance/Rivals/Enemies to Lovers. I just like it when they argue and have flirty back and forths.

>>149210338
Does his sister know her fursona is getting shipped with Robin Hood?

>>149203562
Oddly specific.

>>149210385
I dunno man, its still a hunch on my part that the russian fox oc is even based on his sister (if he even has one). I just assume as much cause he's made his wife and daughter foxes to.

>>149210402
the russian fox is a mix of a lot of classic vixen characters from old russian media and folktales and less based off any real person as far as I know

>>149203341 (OP)
enhance

>>149210402
And here is a species swap if you all are curious

>>149210306
Like, not centered on the above insta-fail conditions?

>>149210280
>>149210334
He's good looking so obviously women don't give a shit that he's using them to live out his waifu fantasies.
If I had been born good looking too I'd have my own real waifu by now.

>>149210384
Agreed

>>149203341 (OP)
This right here

>>149205345
No mames Carl los gringos estan usando nuestra plantilla

>>149210436
I mean they're married and have a kid anon, I doubt its just his looks that got them together. Plus from everything ive seen in their art, there is nothing that is truly pronographic, NSFW, or blatantly fetishitic about it (okay the art of his regular wife and marianified wife beefing is definitely some kinda fetish but thats it).

>>149210471
>I mean they're married and have a kid anon, I doubt its just his looks that got them together

>>149203726
Hey boys it's a spy!

>>149210485

Ah, the Toriyama method of writing romance.

>>149203562
>>149203856
>>149203678
>Getting cucked by your son.

>>149203678
What about Richard? Is this an AU were she never got with him or did he died of being a fat fuck?

>>149205175
Isn't it females who have heats, not males? Why would females who're only horny occasionally want a mate that's horny all the time? I don't get it.

>>149210429
I guess.

>>149205237
This image caused a massive shitstorm awhile ago where women made up a bunch of imaginary context to hurt their own feelings. They were saying that the man demands X, Y, and Z from her so it's hamulating to call her "decent," and they oddly assumed "motherly vibes" meant she acts as the man's mother, rather than the man's children's mother. 3D foids really consider any expectation of kindness towards men to be offensive.

>>149210600
Lol what would your ideal one be?

>>149210617
Women have all the standards in the world for men but refuse to take any responsibility for themselves.
I don't blame them either, their entire gender is working hard to live in a world that puts them on an even higher pedestal, if I were them I would too.

>>149203735
Holy Shit
wkeeble12 in 4chan

>>149210471
lmao, holy bluepilled

>>149210656
Who?

>>149203341 (OP)
how common is this?

>>149210445
Why is she sitting on her luttle sister's ass?

>>149205237
Kratos and His Wife in the Original Saga.

>>149210696
>>149210739
It's fine if women do it though

>>149210766
Do you see a chair anywhere?

>>149210726
Can't think of a single one

>>149210777
Beautiful waifus end up In Prison because of it.

>>149210119
Only what people from previous /co/ threads have come up with.

>>149203341 (OP)
Sadistic dominatrix X Nigh-invulnerable bratty sub

>>149210855
Sounds like Dante has a sub he needs to correct.

>>149210855
>perpetual flirting and teasing where the hole keeps getting deeper but no sex happens

>>149203341 (OP)
For me, it's sworn enemies who bicker, argue, try to kill each other and won't just admit they are in love. Like they've become unhealthily addicted to each other.

>>149203341 (OP)
Exes.

>They already know each other
>They have a ton of baggage towards each other
>No need to create awkward situations of two people to get to know each other, instead it's all about expecting the other one to change.
>More chaos

>>149203915
Yeah, this is it.
I would also accept Vampire gf X Me with infinite blood

>>149210460
Based

>>149210313
You're like 20 years late, man.

>>149210718
just a fella i chated with some times, just amused to see his shit in /co/ on all places

>>149211142
Sonic X, this show had so many problems

>>149204171
After i found out the creator is woman i realized that the series is about her self-inserting as a huge-assed female demon banging a guy

>>149205511
>>149205554
>>149205998
>>149210460
>>149211110

>>149211183
Well, i don't blame him for like this background character.

>>149211380
That tweet he made about drawings not being relevant to his work was hilarious

>>149203562
a shame there never was more of those 2.

>>149210460
How many of the people who make /ss/ art are actually women attracted to little boys?

>>149203928
a man on a mission

>>149211436
Not as many as you'd like, you freak.

>>149211436
I'd say 10% at MOST

>>149211436
Half at least

>>149211436
Women are much more likely to draw boys fucking each other.

>>149203341 (OP)
I didn't feel like finding out if this artist ever made a corresponding image for my fetish, and it was easy enough yo change the text on my phone.

>>149210334
>>149210436
check again, her wife is just a fatty, she must have tons of makeup because is her wedding, she is nothing special.

>>149203341 (OP)
Robot guy + human female

definitely not hmofa self insert autism

>>149206291
Went insane and doubled down on his already existing hedonistic lifestyle which was holding his art back.

>>149211642
Hedonistic?

>>149211558
Optimus Prime

>>149209709
>Flashman
I'm fairly certain we'll get a Ciaphas Cain series first.

>>149211901

With....with who?

>>149211901
Cybertroinian males prefer mythical creatures like mermaids.

It's Cybertronian females who prefer humans.

>>149210889
If you think that you dont understand either of those characters.

>>149211938
And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?

>>149210499
>son
You mean my second wife?

>>149203915
One thing I wish they'd do with Dead by Daylight is have a killer whose sole motivation is wanting to fuck the Entity and thus does everything he can to please her.

This but when wanda wasn't so much the nagging voice of reason but just less of an idiot than cosmo plus he was more compelling when he had some moments of being clever or otherwise intelligent

>>149212172
"Boywives" are just men. You like stinky, man ass, nigga.

>>149212287
i think were all aware, any reason you felt the need to state that fact?

>>149212287
And? A man's asshole can be cleaner than a woman's.

I love this dynamic obviously and yes I made this myself (and yes I'm a lazy fuck)

>>149212453
Is this plants vs zombies?

>>149212470
lmao, how the fuck is that what you thought of anon

>>149203678
So he is getting cucked by Richard or what?

>>149212470
Despite the right one was a Plantman, they are maybe zombies in this universe but I'm assume not because it's really a different story to this

>>149211901
No, Optimus is not for sexual. Powerglide/Astoria is my choice of Transformers robot/human ship, though I did also like Bumblebee/Charlie, as hard as that movie tried to pretend it wasn't happening.

>>149210617
That's Twitter and the Internet bringing out the worst in others for you.

>>149212510
i think he was asking if that was a sun flower and pea shooter anon.

>>149212172
Ah dunnhier, the infamous artist that will literally draw women but the catch is they got a micro dicks and are actually men (or boys, he doesnt discriminate). TF fags always evolve into the most deranged fetishists

>>149211380
>>149210739
>>149210696
>>149211436
Fiction isn't reality.

>>149212322
I think people shouldnt be sticking cocks into assholes period, regardless of gender. Anal is nothing like porn artists make it out to be, its genuinely disgusting. Unless you like shit (and possibly intestinal worms) on your dick then dont do it.

>>149212616
Oh, he's supposed to daisy but it's more of an cosmo white instead because I didn't add enough petals on him

>>149212705
And plus, I thought adding more and more petals looks bad on him.... because... because... BECAUSE IT'S JUST IS OK?!

>>149209908
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before

>>149204115
Nigga you browse 4channel at work but you're afraid of clicking on porn?

>>149212287
Do you niggas not wipe yo ass? What kind of coon shit you mayo people be up to? Ya'll taught niggas how to bath and clean an sheeit yet now ya'll just assumption every fella got a booty full of dukey?

>>149211417
Heh, of that I can't blame him, given he is one of those special folks.

>>149210170
That was partly because that fuckwad Verdelet (ie racist bald old man) went and made the seals more painful on purpose and drove her mad with agony. At least Caim killed his ass. Then he went on to kill a dude who had Death itself in his corner during his murder spree to free his dragon waifu from suffering

It's a bullshit tragedy plot but as far as bullshit tragedy plots go it's not so bad

>>149208817
I really hope the artist gives them a happy ending.

>>149211036
based

>>149212684
Usually the people saying stuff like this don't get any action and it shows.

>>149203341 (OP)
Bully to something more, one of them at least.

>>149214868
I mean, the chick's already dead and despite their affection for each other, her very existence is doing serious psychological harm to the guy.
So the only real happy ending option they have is them getting revenge on the murderer and her passing on peacefully