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Anonymous No.149208638 >>149208676 >>149208758 >>149208842 >>149208853 >>149210312 >>149210464 >>149210913 >>149211049 >>149211493 >>149211974 >>149212854 >>149213588 >>149214045 >>149214119 >>149214598
Amethyst 100% took Steven's virginity.
Anonymous No.149208657 >>149208730
steven never had his virginity
Anonymous No.149208676 >>149208703 >>149208712 >>149208719 >>149208738 >>149209216 >>149209342 >>149209610 >>149210568
>>149208638 (OP)
At what age though?

Its definitely implied that she fucked his father while transformed into the form of Rose Quartz.
Anonymous No.149208703
>>149208676
if amy werent defective and were full sized she would have stolen greg from rose.
Anonymous No.149208712
>>149208676
14
Anonymous No.149208719 >>149208739 >>149208814
>>149208676
That episode gets missunderstood alot she wasn't jelaous of Rose hanging out with Greg but of Greg hanging out with Rose
She misses Rose and blames Greg for basically killing her so she demands his attention and for him to watch that show with her because she thinks it's the least he could do after what he took away from her
Anonymous No.149208730
>>149208657
He's Mr. Universe not Gary Glitter, come on.
Anonymous No.149208738 >>149213584
>>149208676
What if Amethyst fuck Rose?
Anonymous No.149208739 >>149209182
>>149208719
i dont see it. she was overtly jealous of rose in that episode
>i bet youd do it for her
Anonymous No.149208758
>>149208638 (OP)
I wish she'd take mine.
Anonymous No.149208761 >>149211348
Anonymous No.149208805
Anonymous No.149208813 >>149211348 >>149213041
Anonymous No.149208814
>>149208719
I disagree. She fucked Greg and was pissed when he stopped hanging out with her for emotional support.
Anonymous No.149208842
>>149208638 (OP)
Esteban can't have sex because he would involuntarily fuse when his emotions synchronize with his partner.
Anonymous No.149208853 >>149209133
>>149208638 (OP)
get that dog on a leash!
Anonymous No.149209133 >>149209303
>>149208853
Neither of them are dogs
Jasper on the other hand
Anonymous No.149209182
>>149208739
>"What about me? I always had someone until she started hanging out with YOU"
She is just pissed Greg took Rose away from them and feels entitled to him doing whatever she wants him to do
Anonymous No.149209216 >>149210755
>>149208676
They definitely fucked. She likes eating food when they don’t even need to, she enjoys carnal pleasure. Why the hell would she turn down the sensation of sex? She probably wouldn’t even understand the taboo of the whole matter anyway.
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Anonymous No.149209248 >>149209276 >>149210848
I'm rewatching this show after not having seen it in a while and I'm kinda confused as to why a big deal is made about Amethyst being an undersized runt when she can shapeshift?
Anonymous No.149209276
>>149209248
shapeshifting is hard. she's really good at it but she cant hold a shape permanently.
Anonymous No.149209303 >>149209537
>>149209133
ah fuck, subby big women are my weakness
Anonymous No.149209342 >>149209389 >>149209501 >>149214598
>>149208676
>Amethyst assumes Steven has the same taste as Greg
>transforms into his mom right as he is about to have his firrst orgasm
Anonymous No.149209389
>>149209342
he does have the same taste as his dad
Anonymous No.149209501 >>149210492
>>149209342
He does want to fuck Rose though
Anonymous No.149209537
>>149209303
I know right? Love some big sub bitches, built like a truck so I can take the wheel.
Reverberata No.149209605 >>149209672 >>149209748
How big is Amethyst's ass, really? Like, she's the denominated ass goblin of the show, so.
Anonymous No.149209610
>>149208676
69
Anonymous No.149209672
>>149209605
this looks like the most standardized portrayal of amethyst i could find, and her butt is not that big really. she's stocky not thicc.
but we in the audience know that the characters are abstractions.
Anonymous No.149209748 >>149209781 >>149212870
>>149209605
Huge
Reverberata No.149209781
>>149209748
I wanna hypnotize her so bad...
Anonymous No.149209878
Anonymous No.149210034 >>149210515 >>149211867
For me its Peridot
Anonymous No.149210220 >>149210299 >>149210450
i kinda miss this show and the talkback threads
Anonymous No.149210299 >>149210702
>>149210220
lol and the in the end greg ends up with pearl. it seemed impossible, but looking back it was inevitable.
Anonymous No.149210312 >>149212731 >>149213679
>>149208638 (OP)
Anonymous No.149210450 >>149210504
>>149210220
As a paradox clone of Andrew Hussie who really could give a fuck less about this stupid tranny show and TV cartoons in general at this point, I'm genuinely annoyed and frustrated with myself at how much nostalgia and lust I feel related to Steven Universe. It seems very easy for evil cheesecake artists to separate the girls from the source material.
Anonymous No.149210464
>>149208638 (OP)
No that was Jasper in the episode where he shattered her
He demonstrates superspeed in the beginning then the two of them go into her cave, there's a flash then she kicks him out, he has facial hair afterwards
Anonymous No.149210492
>>149209501
Yeah, Steven clearly wanted to fuck those Rose Quartzes.
Anonymous No.149210504
>>149210450
the designs were adorable
the premise was interesting
there was passion
there was action
intrigue
twists.
it was a great show and as far as im concerned, it get a certified PASS on it's effort to make kids gay.
Anonymous No.149210515 >>149210715 >>149210803 >>149212093
>>149210034
the only character Steven ever said "I love you" to.
Anonymous No.149210568
>>149208676
I used to think people were probably just being weird about the Amethyst Greg thing, then I learned that Rebecca shipped Greg and Pearl, so who the hell knows
Anonymous No.149210702
>>149210299
Anonymous No.149210715
>>149210515
Anonymous No.149210740
damn, i haven't cracked open this folder in the ill minute
Anonymous No.149210752
>There is something about cartoons.
>They're a magic trick, an illusion - the second you believe they're really moving, talking, they've already fooled you.
>They're in your head, *you've* made them real!
>To love them is to love your own willingness to be fooled.
>I think this is so romantic!!!
Anonymous No.149210755 >>149210791 >>149210805
>>149209216
Absolutely. I like to think she and Vidalia had a thing for a while after Marty left Vidalia out to dry.
Anonymous No.149210791
>>149210755
Anonymous No.149210803 >>149210883 >>149210891 >>149210891 >>149214481 >>149214836
>>149210515
I don't dislike Connie but god lord Peridot just feels like a way better love interest
Anonymous No.149210805
>>149210755
vidalia definetely introduced amethyst to wild shit.
Anonymous No.149210819 >>149210861
Gem twerk tier list?
Anonymous No.149210848
>>149209248
It takes effort to hold a form that isn't your default. There's a later episode where Amethyst DOES shapeshift into a larger form and she gradually loses the strength to maintain it.
Anonymous No.149210861 >>149210874 >>149210970 >>149211001
>>149210819
amethyst
peridot
saphire
garnet
rainbow quartz(mk1)
rose
opal
ruby
pearl
smokey
sunstone
steven
bismuth
rainbowquartz(mk2)
Anonymous No.149210866 >>149210929 >>149213820
gentlemen

tell me your OTP
Anonymous No.149210874
>>149210861
I might need to fap.
Anonymous No.149210883
>>149210803
Anonymous No.149210891
>>149210803
>>149210803
Anonymous No.149210913 >>149210956
>>149208638 (OP)
That's absolutely repulsive, not even steven deserves that.
Anonymous No.149210929 >>149210987
>>149210866
unironically by the end it was greg and pearl. i took a (totally pozzed by still i formative) human sexuality class manybyears ago and they talked about this thing called the love triangle. every side was an aspect of love. the more sides you have the healthier kind of relationship you have. the ides were passion, intimacy, and comitment.
>commitment
greg and pearl coparented steven for his whole childhood. they both loved him and he loved both of them. neither was going to pack up and leave and they both could.
>intimacy
they knew each other for like 20 years by the end. pearl and greg got to know eqch other on a very personal level and knew things abkut each other that were private.
>passion
that's sex. they didnt have sex. neither of them expressed an attraction to the other but, in the end greg even moves in with pearl. you know she's going to cook his food, clean his dirty underwear. theyre going to have high proximity and closeness in their future. i know about sugar's sketches showing them eventually javing sex and it just makes me think she's thinking what im thinking. the kind of relationshio greg and pearl have is romantic and will lead to sex if enough oppurtunities pop up.

other than that i do t ship any of the characters. i want them for me!
Anonymous No.149210956 >>149210989 >>149211419
>>149210913
the facts of the show are
>amethyst literally never bathes
>amethyst lives in a pile of garbage
her body probably has no natural smell. so she just smells like garbage.
Anonymous No.149210970
>>149210861
>Peridot 2nd place
Really?
Anonymous No.149210987 >>149211089
>>149210929
Anonymous No.149210989
>>149210956
Stinky grape…
Anonymous No.149211001 >>149211091 >>149211092 >>149211867
>>149210861
>Peridot 2nd place
Really?
Anonymous No.149211049
>>149208638 (OP)
100%, no one took OP's virginity
Anonymous No.149211089
>>149210987
yeah thats nuts. greg and pearl never dated and never will. theyre already married
Anonymous No.149211091
>>149211001
the extra pounds hinders her movement
Anonymous No.149211092 >>149211148
>>149211001
2nd place doesnt mean she isnt way ahead of the pack. amethyst is bodacious and the only canon twerker
Anonymous No.149211105 >>149211122
Anonymous No.149211122 >>149212819
>>149211105
Anonymous No.149211148 >>149211277 >>149211636 >>149211867
>>149211092
No, I meant like, she would definitely be behind garnet and rainbow quartz at least
Anonymous No.149211277 >>149211867
>>149211148
idk. peridot is just special
Anonymous No.149211307 >>149211365 >>149211659
Oh hey the fat lesbian show only gay retards like.
Anonymous No.149211341 >>149211775
Gems smell like ozone, petrichor, and whatever they tend to spend time around.
Amethyst smells like fast food grease
Pearl smells like household cleaners
Garnet smells gay
Anonymous No.149211348
>>149208761
>>149208813
goodness I just want her to suck my cock
Anonymous No.149211365
>>149211307
Anonymous No.149211419 >>149211564 >>149215397
>>149210956
She also eats everything and canonically enjoys pooping in the ocean, she is the most vile creature in cartoons.
Anonymous No.149211493 >>149211536
>>149208638 (OP)
Will she be able to handle post-self finding trip adult Steven?
Anonymous No.149211536
>>149211493
It's so sad that Steven developed Elephantiasis
Anonymous No.149211564 >>149211626
>>149211419
I know. It's so fucking hot. I sit alone at night with a mournful boner, imagining the smell of Amethyst's dark, winking log-cutter.
Anonymous No.149211626 >>149211792 >>149212078
>>149211564
Anon, please say 'psych'. I refuse to believe that there are real people, even scat fetishists, who find terms like 'turd-cutter' hot. I literally went to school with a kid who drew his OC shitting ropes in his friend's closet, and I *still* refuse to believe that.
Anonymous No.149211636
>>149211148
I'm honestly surprised the show portrayed Amethyst twerking before Garnet.
Anonymous No.149211659
>>149211307
Yes
Anonymous No.149211775 >>149212068
>>149211341
amethysts room is an actual landfill. She smells like fast food from 25 years ago. The only thing she might not have down there festering is poop. Hopefully amethyst never got fascinated with poop.
Anonymous No.149211792 >>149211862
>>149211626
what's hot to them is vanillas wincing at their perversions. you became part of his sex play.
Anonymous No.149211862
>>149211792
I'm not vanilla.
Anonymous No.149211867 >>149211887 >>149213573
>>149210034
Based
>>149211001
>>149211148
>>149211277
She's a fast learner
Anonymous No.149211887 >>149212028
>>149211867
Green baby got back.
Frosch !!SpWAN5QZ7rf No.149211974
>>149208638 (OP)
Take a moment to think just
FLEXIBILITY, LUST, AND THRUST
HERE COMES A THOT
Anonymous No.149212028
>>149211887
Anonymous No.149212068
>>149211775
Anon, the horrors of modern American fast food mean there is no guarantee that any of it has rotted.
https://interestingengineering.com/culture/mcdonalds-burger-survives-20-years-and-still-looks-fresh-off-the-grill
Anonymous No.149212078 >>149212132
>>149211626
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of >shadman?
Anonymous No.149212093 >>149212321
>>149210515
I just got to that episode, lol

what a nothing burger that arc turned out to be
Anonymous No.149212132 >>149212178 >>149212235
>>149212078
Shadman did not ever fucking write 'turd cutter' in one of his drawings, you gaylord.
Anonymous No.149212178 >>149212193
>>149212132
Neither did I, shitass.
>I know. It's so fucking hot. I sit alone at night with a mournful boner, imagining the smell of Amethyst's dark, winking log-cutter.
This might surprise you, but being able to read is pretty key to using the internet.
Anonymous No.149212193
>>149212178
I don't like reading about shit getting bisected by sphincters.
Anonymous No.149212235 >>149212432
>>149212132
I'm sad "crap aperture" never caught on
Anonymous No.149212321 >>149212703
>>149212093
Are you that anon who made the Peridot thread a few days ago asking if the show is worth watching just for her?
Anonymous No.149212432
>>149212235
Craperture.
Anonymous No.149212703 >>149212938
>>149212321
No i'm not, i've seen most of the show before and i'm binging it again because I never got to the end

I was in that thread, though
Anonymous No.149212731 >>149212805
>>149210312
>>"Why, Steven! What's that stiffness in your pants~?"
Anonymous No.149212805 >>149213008 >>149213057
>>149212731
There HAVE to be a tons of fanfics with this scenario right? Like playing with the fact that the gems probably have no clue what human sex is like.
Anonymous No.149212819
>>149211122
big kek
Anonymous No.149212854
>>149208638 (OP)
Maybe the reason Steven is so fixated on Connie is Amethyst has personally ruined the idea of romance with a Gem by pulling shape-shifting bullshit halfway through every time.
Like, she's halfway through taking his V-card in, riding and seeming normal, then "Hey dude, wanna see something funny?" Then POW! Fucking horse cock and gurting Steven right in the face when she cums.
Anonymous No.149212870 >>149212943
>>149209748
Imagine the noise pollution.
Anonymous No.149212938
>>149212703
I wonder why it got deleted after 250 replies, do jannies want spam again?
Anonymous No.149212943
>>149212870
The ass-clapping would be louder than a trainyard.
Anonymous No.149213008
>>149212805
Oh, Pearl knows. She's just one big tease.
Especially to boys Steven's age...
Anonymous No.149213041
>>149208813
hug and smother together?

i dunno why but... okay
Anonymous No.149213057 >>149213207 >>149213496
>>149212805
Rose had been fucking humans for thousands of years, all the CGs would have a pretty good idea and probably tried it at least once.
Anonymous No.149213207 >>149213240 >>149213496
>>149213057
>ywn be Peridot's first sexual experience with a human male
Anonymous No.149213240 >>149213399
>>149213207
Why live
Anonymous No.149213399 >>149213453
>>149213240
For the slim chance that AI sex bots are developed in our lifetime.
Anonymous No.149213453
>>149213399
>slim chance
With how fast AI is evolving I'm sure we're all going to be fucking Peridot sex bots by 2030 (as long as world leaders don't start WW3)
Anonymous No.149213482
01000011 01101100 01101111 01100100
Anonymous No.149213496 >>149213573
>>149213057
>all the CGs would have a pretty good idea and probably tried it at least once.
I doubt it given how they act around Greg in the flashback episodes

>>149213207
God, that be so hot.
Anonymous No.149213573
>>149213496
I feel like you'd have to teach her a LOT if it's really the first time she's having sex, then again...
see >>149211867
Anonymous No.149213584
>>149208738
Holy hell, any more?
Anonymous No.149213588
>>149208638 (OP)
It's shows like this that make me appreciate my golden rule of self-inserting as the main characters of all the shows I watch.
Anonymous No.149213679
>>149210312
Pearl is made for me. Best smooch paddles.
She love her cervix massages
Anonymous No.149213820
>>149210866
Steven x gem harem and him in his chad form except with the mental illness and pink powers
Anonymous No.149214045
>>149208638 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.149214119 >>149214258
>>149208638 (OP)
He's like her kid dude.
Anonymous No.149214258
>>149214119
She's also a deviant without much of a conception of what a human family is.
Anonymous No.149214481 >>149214575
>>149210803
Nah, Peridot was abundantly portrayed as Steven's sister figure.
Anonymous No.149214575 >>149214585
>>149214481
>source: my ass
Anonymous No.149214585 >>149214866 >>149215122 >>149215701
>>149214575
>source: the show with all the gems being portrayed as a family together with very few exceptions
Don't start bombarding me with obnoxious cope. A character like Connie was objectively better for Steven since Steven craved human contact. A gem that tried to kill him is simply worse.
Anonymous No.149214598 >>149215071
>>149208638 (OP)
> Amethyst slept with Steven AND Greg
Would it be weird if she slept with Steg, too?>>149209342
Selfcest and Incest at the same time
Anonymous No.149214836 >>149214871
>>149210803
Connie became the blandest character since Season 1 ended. At least she was a sort of weirdness/magic autist back then and was into Steven also for the wackiness. Then she became a NPC, who happened to give poor Steven the cold shoulder for saving them as well
Anonymous No.149214866 >>149214882
>>149214585
>obnoxious cope
>proceeds to use "a gem that tried to kill him" knowing full well Peridot wasn't redeemed yet
Connverse cucks are awful at this
Anonymous No.149214871 >>149214917 >>149214940
>>149214836
Connie never stopped being a weirdness audist. Her being a magic autist is what made her give Steven the cold shoulder since she wanted to fight in his destiny with him not be left behind. And despite her being "bland" she's still the best option for Steven since Steven needed a human companion after being surrounded by gems his whole life. And she's consistently more sweet than anything so prioritizing the one time she's upset with him is retarded.
Anonymous No.149214882 >>149214888 >>149214961
>>149214866
You're spamming obnoxious cope.
>s-she wasn't redeemed yet
>"y-you're a cuck for a pairing that actually happening unlike my FANFICTION!"
still happened, retard. They're family like the show says they are and your lack of counterpoint to it says it all, shipping destroyed your ability to think.
Anonymous No.149214888
>>149214882
*happened
Anonymous No.149214896 >>149214919
>Peridot art everywhere
>some Amethyst and Pearl too
how is Lars Of the Stars going to get views without any of the most beloved characters from the OG show? Not only people aren't into the off colors, but they aren't compelling character themselves. People can gush about Padparascha only so much before her gimmick becomes stale, and Lars is annoying himself. Rhodonite is the only one with an entertaining personality and a story to back her
Anonymous No.149214917 >>149214931
>>149214871
Agreed that Steven needed another human as a love interest, but if anything, Peedee x Steven would've been a far better love story if they bothered to develop his character
Anonymous No.149214919 >>149215062
>>149214896
It'll get views purely with the new gems and gem lore. It's a continuation of SU that'll cover more of the past, present and future outside of Lars' bubble. You clearly don't understand that fans will eat this up. And obviously the better developed Off Colors will get art. Even Lars, as shafted as he was, got a bunch of art in his hayday. Lars objectively stopped being annoying after he became a space captain.
Anonymous No.149214931 >>149214949 >>149214990 >>149215062
>>149214917
Peedee would've been a good companion character but Connie simply made the most sense. Peedee's too Beach City-pilled and lacks a lot of qualities that made Connie click.
Anonymous No.149214940 >>149214969
>>149214871
>Connie never stopped being a weirdness audist
she stopped showing it
>inb4 she grew up
characters are supposed to be fun tho, and Connie had nothing going on for her despite being a sort of calmer Lisa Simpson in love with Steven. She was supportive of him in Future, but there's still better. Connie was super bland and the show made her a mary sue
Anonymous No.149214949 >>149215005 >>149215062
>>149214931
Peedee's more of a novelty. Connie does a better job at bouncing off Steven's energy while also being a normal kid. Peedee was forced to grow up too quick and the last thing Steven needed was another kid with baggage and problems to solve. Peedee also forces Steven to interact with Ronaldo who outright traumatized Steven. Peedee/Steven wouldn't work as endgame, maybe as a support char that grows like Lars.
Anonymous No.149214961 >>149214989 >>149215725
>>149214882
>I'm going to completely ignore your argument by calling it cope and base my entire view on what's canon without ever considering what could have been better
>You are unable to think
Connverse cucks are awful at this
Anonymous No.149214969 >>149215062
>>149214940
>she stopped showing it
She literally didn't. There's multiple late season episodes with her being eager to take part. Including personal ones with her and her mom.
>>>Mary sue
That's not how mary sues work. Stop misusing the term just to dishonestly bitch. Connie being normal doesn't make her a sue. Lots of supporting characters are like that, doesn't make them mary sues.
Anonymous No.149214989 >>149215018
>>149214961
The fact that you're calling your shitposting an "argument" shows how hard you're coping. You had zero argument, just insults. Your sibling pairing will never be canon so keep at it with the "cuck projection", clown.
Anonymous No.149214990 >>149215005
>>149214931
I disagree completely. Surface level Connie clicks, she's the easy choice

Peedee's close mindedness changing due to his time with Steven and their personalities complimenting each other would've been a far more funny love story to see. Both also have a lot in common
Anonymous No.149215005 >>149215032 >>149215062
>>149214990
Peedee doesn't work as well for reasons given here. >>149214949
Steven NEEDED someone that he wasn't forced to help. Peedee has baggage with a messy family that Steven would be forced to be apart of. Connie and her family were a refreshing normal for Steven, a character like him really needed well adjusted figures especially when one of them is an actual doctor. Peedee's family isn't and aren't put together enough to help Steven. Especially not Ronaldo, he's a mess and a half that would equate to more burdens on Steven.
Anonymous No.149215018 >>149215049
>>149214989
>You had zero argument, just insults
>80% of his posts are just "cope, retard, you can't think, spammer, shitposter"
Projection at it's finest
>Your sibling pairing will never be canon
Wasn't the sibling thing your personal headcanon? Damn they're not even consistent
Anonymous No.149215032 >>149215065
>>149215005
I see SU fans hatred for fun and everything deviating from Sugar's vision is still there. You guys talk like chatGTP
Anonymous No.149215047 >>149215065
Don't care. Still gonna ship them
Anonymous No.149215049 >>149215094
>>149215018
>"I-I had an argument I swearrr!"
>All of your posts were meme quotes and cuck projection while conveniently ignoring my point of Steven and the gems always being associated as an oddball family group
You framing their interactions under a romantic lense was your retarded headcanon. Amethyst and Lapis had more with Peridot than Steven ever will
>Inb4 lots of "it doesn't count tier" seething and coping over Zuke
Anonymous No.149215062 >>149215072
>>149215005
>>149214969
>>149214949
>>149214931
>>149214919
I can smell r/SU
Anonymous No.149215065 >>149215081
>>149215032
>>149215047
I acknowledged that Peedee's a good companion just that Connie made more sense. Sorry for not completely dismissing the main option just to prop up other shit.
Anonymous No.149215071
>>149214598
Imagine the shit that therapist would hear in this canon of ours.
>"Yeah... I lost my virginity to a foster sister I guess. You know how I told you I can shapeshift? Yeah, the uh... the 'cat-finger' thing."
>"Well, what was I supposed to do? I'm not good at saying 'no' *now* and it's... we're getting off point! Anyway, the first time, she was on top and starting going faster as I said I was getting close, then POOF! She shape-changes into my MOM!"
>"Oh, that's nowhere near as messed up as when a bunch of Rose Quartzes, the real ones, showed up in a spaceship, and all of them wanted a 'piece' of Steven Universe!"
>"Can you blame me for fixating on one girl?! My every other experience is weirder and more incestuous than greek myth!"
Anonymous No.149215072
>>149215062
disingenuous
Anonymous No.149215081 >>149215091
>>149215065
and I said that I want it to be fun, not to make sense
Anonymous No.149215091 >>149215120
>>149215081
Nonsense. I stated from the beginning that she made the most sense and received disagreeing points about it.
Anonymous No.149215094 >>149215122
>>149215049
>conveniently ignoring my point of Steven and the gems always being associated as an oddball family group
That's... the first thing I've questioned and you called it cope before switching the subject to how connie x steven is canon and therefore better. Why are you projecting so hard?
Anonymous No.149215120 >>149215129
>>149215091
I never said she didn't "make sense" whatever you're trying to make me say. I said, and I stand by it, that she was bland and uninteresting
Anonymous No.149215122 >>149215170
>>149215094
I made the point here, >>149214585 you saw red and ignored it. And I gave a far different point than just canon, which you also ignored to seethe about my "gem tried to kill him" point. Which still doesn't matter by the way since it's still an action that still affected Steven mentally.
Anonymous No.149215126 >>149215157 >>149215183
I think Steven should have gotten with Spinel.
Anonymous No.149215129
>>149215120
You made dishonest points about her becoming bland and losing her character, she never did. She was a smart magic-enjoyer from the beginning. She got sidelined for college prep but she never changed. Connie's interactions with Steven literally never changed, she consistently played the "straight man normal person" role to Steven's... Steven.
Anonymous No.149215144 >>149215150
Bed breaking sex with the gems until they all submit to my will
Anonymous No.149215150
>>149215144
>t.Greg
Anonymous No.149215157 >>149215183 >>149215281
>>149215126
stop, you're gonna break that one anon
Anonymous No.149215170 >>149215216
>>149215122
>you saw red and ignored it
I asked you how Peridot is Steven's sister figure and you replied with "almost all gems are Steven's family", you haven't answered my question here.
>And I gave a far different point than just canon
You switched the subject to whether Connverse is better than Stevidot or not and then proceeded to make an awful cope point which you also still haven't defended yet, you've completely ignored it by posting
>>s-she wasn't redeemed yet
Anonymous No.149215174
this show wasn't gay, this show was LESBIAN. There were no relevant gays to be found, which was a shame with a babe like Chad Steven
Anonymous No.149215183 >>149215223 >>149215281 >>149215285
>>149215126
>>149215157
I don't really care about Stevinel but I do love how much it upsets Connverse cucks, go wild
Anonymous No.149215216 >>149215271
>>149215170
The gems, including Peridot, are displayed as Steven's family. Steven needed a sister like Peridot anyway.
>Awful cope point
I literally addressed it. You missed it.
Anonymous No.149215223 >>149215302
>>149215183
>seething so hard you make up something that isn't happening
kek
Anonymous No.149215271 >>149215298
>>149215216
>The gems, including Peridot, are displayed as Steven's family. Steven needed a sister like Peridot anyway.
You still haven't answered my question. How is Peridot Steven's sister figure? Why is this so hard for you?
>I literally addressed it. You missed it.
I don't believe angry wojak-type stutter quoting is called addressing your point, we both know Peridot was still a villain when she tried to kill Steven and yet you used that for the Peridot who was already redeemed, when I pointed that out you made no arguments in defense of it, this is cope.
Anonymous No.149215275 >>149215290
No dog in this race but Amethyst would appreciate a sweaty, musky cock when she goes down on you so she's in the running for first place.
Anonymous No.149215281 >>149215301
>>149215157
>>149215183
Spinel deserves corrective breeding with either Anon or Steven.
Anonymous No.149215285 >>149215302 >>149215308
>>149215183
Peridot should've got the new show, not even joking
Anonymous No.149215290
>>149215275
Agreed. She wouldn't just suck dick, she'd savor every inch of salted salami pushed down her throat.
Anonymous No.149215298 >>149215339
>>149215271
The show explicitly framing gems like Peridot as Steven's family isn't enough for you? They blatantly interact as goofball siblings that are completely on the same page to the point of mutually yapping about Camp Pining Hearts like a pair of siblings would.
>Wojack
Wasn't wojack. I blatantly stated that it matters because Peridot's actions harmed Steven's mental like a lot of others. Her doing it pre-redemption doesn't matter since a lot of redeemed chars did stuff that had long term negative effects and something they regret. It's not cope in the slightest, it fuels a point that Steven needs someone that he hasn't been forced to help.
Anonymous No.149215301
>>149215281
let her have anon
Steven is for me to correct or to get corrected myself
Anonymous No.149215302 >>149215316
>>149215223
Anon I'm not the one who's arguing with every single anon who doesn't like Connverse here, you're clearly not happy right now with how this thread's going for you
>>149215285
This, Rebecca probably just doesn't want her new show to be too successful
Anonymous No.149215308
>>149215285
It'd be gag material at most. Peridot doesn't explore space nor add anything substantial for a continuation show.
Anonymous No.149215316 >>149215326 >>149215330 >>149215351
>>149215302
You're a dishonest retard. I didn't instigate a lot of the discussion and a lot of my """Connverse defense""" was giving Connie a fair case and that she's not some bland mary sue. That's like saying you're a toxic Peridot shipper for defending any slander on Peridot as a character.
>You're clearly not very happy
You're projecting too hard. I don't care at all about what a lot of the thread is doing, it's primarily Amethyst shitposting.
Anonymous No.149215326 >>149215419
>>149215316
Also the Chad Steven shit is fun to read nor did I blink an eye at the Spinelposting. You're just projecting even though you started arguing with me for denying the idea of Peridot being a good love interest.
Anonymous No.149215330 >>149215337
>>149215316
relax Porl, have some chad feet
Anonymous No.149215337
>>149215330
lol thanks anon
Anonymous No.149215339 >>149215361
>>149215298
>The show explicitly framing gems like Peridot as Steven's family isn't enough for you? They blatantly interact as goofball siblings that are completely on the same page to the point of mutually yapping about Camp Pining Hearts like a pair of siblings would.
Steven talks about his shows and interests with the rest of the gems too, are they all his siblings? This is completely your headcanon and you're the one who argued that if something is canon it's better
>I blatantly stated that it matters because [headcanon for the whole rest of the post]
I think this chatbot is hallucinating, why is it so inconsistent?
Anonymous No.149215351 >>149215372
>>149215316
>a lot of my """Connverse defense""" was giving Connie a fair case and that she's not some bland mary sue. That's like saying you're a toxic Peridot shipper for defending any slander on Peridot as a character.
Anon you repeatedly defended connverse, why are you being so dishonest and then claiming it's me being that way?
Anonymous No.149215361 >>149215419
>>149215339
It's the way they talk to and about each other. Steven calls the other gems moms and referred to other gems like Peridot as his family. What else would I call Peridot under a family context when she clearly isn't his mom? Also I said from the beginning that a character like Connie is better because Steven craved normal human interaction. Peridot has none of that.
>>>headcanon
Keep coping. Future was explicit that every gem and human's mistakes contributed to his childhood trauma.
Anonymous No.149215372 >>149215419
>>149215351
You said I'm arguing with every anon who doesn't like Connverse, retard. A lot of my posts was Connie defense in general.
>Then claiming
No wonder you're so ridiculous. You can't read. It's called an example of what you're doing to me.
Anonymous No.149215380
when I say it's criminal we got so few content of chad steven and gay Steven I really mean it. I'm a flaming fag and Rebecca couldn't give me a more perfect husband material than Pink Steven, not that Steven wasn't already a sweetie before. She gave the straights so many gems to crush on and so many scenes for them, and then you, in your supposedly gay show, take away from me in 2 episodes the only hot male..how dare you?

Bless 20daysapple for existing at least
Anonymous No.149215397
>>149211419
I thought Amethyst pees in it, not shits in it?
Anonymous No.149215419 >>149215468
>>149215326
>you started arguing with me for denying the idea of Peridot being a good love interest.
Not really, it was because you claimed she was his sister figure. You are still steering the subject away from that and to Connverse
>>149215361
>What else would I call Peridot under a family context when she clearly isn't his mom?
I want you to think about this for a moment, what other things could Steven call Peridot if she's not a mom figure?
>Also I said from the beginning that a character like Connie is better because Steven craved normal human interaction. Peridot has none of that.
You are still trying to change the subject to be about Connverse vs Stevidot and then supporting that with headcanon, when I said "Connverse cucks" you immediately saw red and are now stuck at this
>Keep coping. Future was explicit that every gem and human's mistakes contributed to his childhood trauma.
Connie's rejection definitely contributed
>>149215372
Cause you did, just scroll up. Now you're busy only arguing with me
Anonymous No.149215468 >>149215525
>>149215419
Yes and I still feel that way no matter what. Peridot is Steven's family and doesn't have what he really needs. He's explicit when he labels close circles of gems as his family.
>"Anything I disagree with is headcanon"
Keep coping. And the entire subject was Connie, Steven and Peridot and Peri sibling shit was apart of my reasoning for why the pairing's not better at all.
>Connie's rejection definitely contributed
It didn't get him trauma, her not insta-marryting him made Steven upset and the actual trauma spilled out. Her and Greg's presences made Steven at his most fulfilled.
>scroll up
I scrolled, retard. It was me defending Connie from being called a character that had nothing going on. But you ignored that to push a narrative, not once have I responded to the Spinel poster and I was respectful to the Peedee poster, stop being an idiot.
Anonymous No.149215525 >>149215547
>>149215468
>I still feel that way
Yeah I can see that, I'm still waiting for the answer to my question though
>And the entire subject was Connie, Steven and Peridot and Peri sibling shit
No it was just the latter, I never even mentioned Connie but you couldn't not change the subject to that
>It didn't get him trauma, her not insta-marryting him made Steven upset and the actual trauma spilled out.
So she made him upset despite not being a villain, did you just admit Peridot is better for him?
>It was me defending Connie
how Connie is better for Steven than anyone else*
Again, why are you being so dishonest?
Anonymous No.149215547 >>149215573
>>149215525
Already gave it.
>You couldn't not
Retard. The main post I responded to was about both pairings. YOU not talking about it doesn't make it irrelevant since I didn't respond to you first.
>[Headcanon]
No I didn't. I literally said Connie and Greg comforted him the best, which is true. Peridot and Steven can't handle each other.
>how Connie is better
You're the dishonest retard here. There was literally a comment saying Connie lost everything after Season 1 which I opposed and it branched into other responses to ME. The bulk of discussions were other anons looking for an actual discussion than your dishonest shitposting.
Anonymous No.149215573 >>149215599
>>149215547
>Already gave it.
"I feel that way" is not an answer, though it does confirm my claim that you are relying on headcanon
>YOU not talking about it doesn't make it irrelevant since I didn't respond to you first.
You are talking to no one but me now
>I literally said Connie and Greg comforted him the best, which is true. Peridot and Steven can't handle each other.
It was Peridot who was the only gem who could comfort him after Connie's rejection in the nightmare episode, lol. This whole "canon is better" thing is really staring to work against you now
>You're the dishonest retard here
And yet you keep replying to me because you know I'm right, you only know how to insult yet you say others are doing it
Anonymous No.149215599 >>149215639
>>149215573
Steven literally seeing his group of gems as a family makes Peridot family adjacent. Then they act like siblings than mother and child. It's pretty clear cut, you just call it headcanon because it disrupts your own shipping headcanon kek.
>No one but me
The point from the beginning was about Connie, Steven and Peridot with me thinking Peridot is worse since she's just family that doesn't appeal to Steven's human fetish.
>[BLATANTLY WRONG INFORMATION]
What are you babbling about? You're horrible at paying attention to the show. Peridot didn't do anything about his problems. "In Dreams" happened before "Together Forever". You're so lost in your headcanon that you destroyed your own point. Steven was moping over Lars and Sadie not Connie.
>A-And yet!
You and you alone did it. I had a respectful disagreement and simultaneously acknowledgement of Peedee's value with the Peedee anon. And the other argument not involving you was about Connie's overall character if you bothered paying attention.
Anonymous No.149215639 >>149215658
>>149215599
>Steven literally seeing his group of gems as a family makes Peridot family adjacent. Then they act like siblings than mother and child
They really don't, they are a lot more like friends and I've asked you HOW they're siblings yet you only responded with things anyone who has any kind of relationship does with anyone else
>you just call it headcanon because it disrupts your own shipping headcanon kek
As long as you still can't prove it it is by definition headcanon, and +20 points for once again changing the subject to Connverse vs Stevidot
>The point from the beginning was about Connie, Steven and Peridot with me thinking Peridot is worse since she's just family that doesn't appeal to Steven's human fetish.
Connie upset Steven despite not being a villain while Peridot did it while being a villain, you contradicted yourself and accidentally admitted Peridot is better, though I wasn't even arguing about that
>What are you babbling about? You're horrible at paying attention to the show. Peridot didn't do anything about his problems.
Peridot was absolutely the most helpful after Connie's rejection, you're so lost in your headcanon that you destroyed your own point.
>You and you alone did it
You just did another stutter quote, you shouldn't cry about insulting so much when your posts consist of 80% name calling 20% headcanon
Anonymous No.149215657 >>149215678
can both of you shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.149215658 >>149215678
>>149215639
They are officially labelled as family -> Peridot and Steven act more like siblings = Peridot is found family sister deal. You thinking of them as friends is headcanon.
>Prove it is
You failed to debunk it, you especially didn't provide any counter to the fact that Steven officially refers to the gems he forms a bond with as family.
>Stretches and cope
Connie helped him far more than Peridot ever did even after she rejected him, it was perfectly reasonable. No reasonable person would rush into a marriage. I did not contradict myself either, stop shitposting retard. I consistently stated Connie and Greg comforted Steven more which is objectively true.
>Parroting my own words
And you say I'm lost in my headcanon? Peridot's episode literally happens before Connie's you fucking idiot. Now I know you're just being dishonest and looking for cheap excuses to fuck with me. Again, "In Dreams" happened BEFORE Connie's proposal episode. Peridot never helped with that and you know she didn't.
>You shouldn't cry
You started it while being very obnoxious especially when I wasn't talking to you.
Anonymous No.149215664
Which gem would be the best at femdom?
Anonymous No.149215678 >>149215701
>>149215657
Nah I wanna see how long he can keep it up
>>149215658
>Peridot and Steven act more like siblings
I am asking you for the 500th time, how? You thinking of them as siblings is headcanon.
>You failed to debunk it
Same energy as "You can't prove I DON'T have a magic dragon", I don't believe in your headcanon, prove it to me.
>Connie helped him far more than Peridot ever did even after she rejected him
Doubt, Peridot saved the world from the cluster with Steven
>I did not contradict myself either, stop shitposting retard
I don't think you know what shitposting means, it doesn't mean "opinion I don't like"
>And you say I'm lost in my headcanon?
Absolutely considering how you keep changing the subject to your headcanon instead of giving a proper answer to my original question
>Now I know you're just being dishonest and looking for cheap excuses to fuck with me
Anon you're the one who started with saying that connie x steven being canon makes it better, that's the cheapest excuse ever
>You started it
You made an entirely false claim and I questioned it, you even said you were arguing with someone else so you most definitely started that, stop being dishonest
Anonymous No.149215701 >>149215762
>>149215678
From the show's writing and how they talk to each other. Steven himself referring to Peridot as family confirmed that they at least have a familial bond after everything they went through together. You insisting they're friends is headcanon.
>Peridot saved the world
That doesn't mean she helped him more you liar. Connie objectively fought more with Steven. Their bond is much stronger to the point they fused and took down several problems together.
>I'm not shitposting!!!!
You're shitposting.
>Changes the topic to conveniently cover up how wrong you are.
Ok shitposter.
>Who started with saying [wrong info]
You can't read for shit. I stated Steven craved human contact making any character like Connie objectively better. Read, retard. >>149214585
>False claim and I questioned it
Not false and you didn't question, you shitposted because you can't handle disagreeing takes from your own, idiot. And started it? I stated a simple disagreement like every other anon and discussion works, I didn't argue, I stated my opinion like everyone else and you got butthurt. Stop projecting about dishonesty, dumbass, you're a disgrace to Peridot and her fans.
Anonymous No.149215725 >>149215742 >>149215768
>>149214961
Bro, this frog thinks she is the motherfucking princess of the lilypod. But she is actually the proncess. Of my stupid dick.
Anonymous No.149215742
>>149215725
That was poetry anon,
Anonymous No.149215762 >>149215798
>>149215701
>From the show's writing and how they talk to each other.
Give me an example, you insisting they're siblings is headcanon
>That doesn't mean she helped him more you liar.
Saving him and his family's lives is definitely helping him
>Connie objectively fought more with Steven.
Peridot accomplished more with Steven
>Their bond is much stronger to the point they fused and took down several problems together.
Peridot doesn't like fusion
>You're shitposting.
>Ok shitposter.
I am giving you opinions that you don't like and you're replying to me because you hate it. If you believed I was just a dishonest shitposter you'd let it go but you won't. I for one don't think you're a shitposter at all, just pretty dumb
>You can't read for shit.
Stop lying to yourself, you constantly hid behind "it's canon so it's better"
>I stated Steven craved human contact making any character like Connie objectively better
Steven likes human contact =/= any human is better for Steven than any gem, I think we both agree on this one
>Not false and you didn't question
I asked for a source, that's called questioning
>I stated my opinion like everyone else and you got butthurt.
Who kept screaming cope and retard at me and still keeps doing it?
>you're a disgrace to Peridot and her fans.
2/10 gaslight, next time try "You are the reason I am depressed"
Anonymous No.149215768
>>149215725
Based
Anonymous No.149215798 >>149215845
>>149215762
The way Steven and Peridot talk to each other about mundane things. They are family at least, saying they're friends is headcanon.
>Is definitely helping him
It is. She didn't help him more however, that's a fact.
>Peridot accomplished more
She didn't. Especially when it was a combined effort of the Crystal Gems and Peridot, retard. Connie and Steven accomplished stuff all on their own as Stevonnie or separate.
>Because you hate it
No because you type like a shitposter and are repeatedly baiting me with dishonest bullshit.
>Stop lying to yourself
Pot kettle black. You literally got the episode events wrong and doubled down on it like a retard. And again, I repeatedly pointed out I did more than just "canon better" you're just being a spiteful dumb fucking retard.
>than any gem
Good thing I specified Connie then. Steven needed normal and Connie brings normal while appealing to Steven in a natural way. No gem can do that and to argue otherwise is headcanon.
>Asked for a source
No you didn't and I still gave it in the form of the show itself. Even now you still didn't deny Steven thinking Peridot as family. You just quadriple focused on the specific wording of "sister"
>Who kept screaming
No one's screaming. Calling you what you are from how you're acting isn't the same as you starting with me because I said something you didn't like.
>y-you're gaslighting
You're still a disgrace. Keep coping.
Anonymous No.149215845 >>149215902
>>149215798
>The way Steven and Peridot talk to each other about mundane things.
That's not an example, stop deflecting. Saying they're siblings is headcanon
>She didn't help him more however, that's a fact.
Cool, prove it. Peridot saving him and his family's lives is absolutely more helpful than just fusing so I bet you have some more helpful Connie examples, right?
>She didn't. Especially when it was a combined effort of the Crystal Gems and Peridot, retard.
The Crystal Gems wouldn't have been able to do anything without Peridot
>Connie and Steven accomplished stuff all on their own as Stevonnie or separate.
Again, give some examples that you definitely have
>You're baiting me, that's why I keep replying to you
Stop lying to yourself
>You literally got the episode events wrong and doubled down on it like a retard
Peridot helped Steven with his trauma and you keep doubling down that she didn't, pot kettle black
>I repeatedly pointed out I did more than just "canon better"
Doesn't change the fact that you constantly hid behind that whenever things didn't go your way
>you're just being a spiteful dumb fucking retard.
You're the one saying I'm baiting you while still replying
>No gem can do that and to argue otherwise is headcanon.
So gems are his family but only Connie can appeal to him? You contradicted yourself again kek
>No you didn't
Yes I did, that was my first reply to you
>No one's screaming.
It's a metaphor for repeatedly throwing insults, that's been your main strategy for a while now
>You're still a disgrace. Keep coping.
And once again you keep proving my point that all you can do is insult. You keep screaming hoping the more you do it the more true it becomes
Anonymous No.149215874
Holy fuck these two autists have been flinging shit at each-other for 4+ hours
Anonymous No.149215880 >>149215900
Peridot would be hotter as a goth, with petrichor-scented sweat and a preference to leather body suits.
Anonymous No.149215900
>>149215880
Not sure if this counts
Anonymous No.149215902
>>149215845
That is an example if I'm using the show itself as proof. You haven't even denied it.
>
Her literally saving the galaxy with Steven and Steven's own life by bringing him to his half gem counterpart. Steven couldn't move and had to be carried. Also Connie helped fight on Homeworld with everybody. Connie is by Steven's side much more than Peridot. She consistently helps. Connie was giving Steven more comfort than Peridot, that's for sure.
>Without Peridot
Peridot wouldn't be able to anything without the Crystal Gems. Steven is the one that actually did anything since he convinced them all to bubble purely by dreaming, which can be accomplished if he decided to just like how h reached out to Cluster specifically through his dreams in the wedding episode. Crediting Peridot exclusively shows how hard your shitty shit rotted your brain.

Speak for yourself, dumb hypocrite. You lie to yourself all the time.

Since you want to speak examples, explain how she helped with any trauma than your dumbass headcanons. Steven never got over his issues in her episode, Connie and Greg helped him personally more than she ever did.
>You hid behind it
No I didn't you fucking tard. You're blind.
>Gems are his family
Except Greg and Connie appealed to him most. He couldn't open up to them the same way he did for Greg and Connie. That's objectively a fact presented by the show. They're family that have an awkward distance from Steven. Of course he'd open up to his love interest and birth father more than gems that are always out and even when they're around, Steven refuses to say anything. Steven tried to pretend everything was fine with Peridot too and never told her anything willingly.
>Yes I did
No you didn't.
>That's been your strategy
There is no strategy. Again, I'm calling it for what it is. You've exposed yourself as a contradictory retard since you literally got episodes and events wrong. You're still doing it. Not once did Peridot ever help Stevens trauma.