Thread 149208863

Give Homelander a match he could reasonably win.

>>149208883
Yujiro but Yujiro probably wins

>>149208883
He might be able to beat this little girl with a bum leg.

>>149208883
Syndrome

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149208883
Red Keeper

>>149208953
>I said 3-0! P-please laugh guys….

SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE! (TO THE OTHER SIDE)
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT, DIGGING UP OUT INTO THE LIGHT!

Could Saitama destroy one of these robot ants?

hello drawfag. can you please draw Caitlin Stedman getting mating pressed by Invincible?

>>149208952
MU works pretty well. I think it's actually a stomp in Homie's favor too.

>>149208883
I... CAN'T!

>>149209045
>Gremmy victim

>>149208966
LOLING @ U

>>149209052
...izer.

>>149209063
...victim (he jobs to Kenpachi)

>>149209045
>Sackboy victim

>>149209069
...on opposite day.

My cock solos your favorite verse

>>149209094
...because he doesn't even get past Yachiru on truth day

>>149209103
>street tier who is MAYBE continental at best

>>149209103
Since determination is basically a variant of "willpower" would Simon's "determination" make him look like an eldritch horror to the underground

What beats Basketball scaling?

>>149209103
>no diffed by Ness

>>149209118
lil bro thinks he’s Paul

>>149209150
human ball scaling

>>149209094
How would I know if it's opposite day? If someone asked and it was, they'd say "no"

>>149209178
>How would I know if it's opposite day? If someone asked and it was, they'd say "no"
Rape

>>149208883
Mr. Incredible.

>>149209178
Just ask if Goku can defeat Superman. If they say yes, you'll know.

>>149209150
Kayfabe

>>149209142
I think so. His Spiral power is him going 'nuh-uh' so nothing gives him any trouble in the underground.

>>149208883
Ozai

>>149209155
>Dies
>Reloads and tries again until he wins
Show me Ness manipulating how the game itself works.

>>149209273
>Dies
>has to jump timelines until Frisk finds a jobber Ness

>>149209247
Jobs to food mascots

Milebros...
>>149206566

>>149209263
He could probably just drill through the barrier with just his hand

>>149209295
>>has to jump timelines
Not how it works. He's essentially traveling back in time groundhog day style. If Ness has a way to stop that from happening then he wins. Determination makes trying again in a game a canon feat.

>defeats goku
Nothing personal kid

>decide to re-watch godzilla vs gamera death battle
>all the feats are from different versions of godzilla
>when /dbg/ swore up and down they don't composite

>>149209316
Easily

>>149209350
Hakai works on ghosts btw

>>149209378
Does it work on SPACE ghosts?

>>149209367
I love the idea of Simon purposely nerfing himself to give monsters a fair chance

>>149209350
>Ghost can get absorbed by standard vaccums
Jobs to Luigi

>>149209378
Goku doesn't have hakai. He losses bro. Goku should stick to naruto charac- oh he losses against them too

>>149209405
>>149209396
Uh... Hypothetically, of course.

Marvelbros explain this

Show me the weakest character who can actually beat Goku with hax.

>>149209423
Super Grover.

>>149209423
Casper

>>149209423
Jimmy Neutron with the cheese ray

Lelouch can just make him break his own neck.

>>149209412
>>149209421
Naruto verse is just Boundless, luffy doesn't stand a chance

>>149209421
Fujo votes

>>149209423
Lelouch can just make him break his own neck.

>>149209412
He has it if you use Toyble Goku. Itachi also would have to control Goku's ki for this attack to work and im doubting he can actually control it better than Goku.

>>149209364
Jesus Christ, the godzilla model they used for this episode is horrendous.

Marvelbros!!!

>>149209421
As someone who knows both. This is true.

>>149209421
Itachi is the strongest character in fiction and likely reality
this is known

>>149208883
Tighten

>>149209433
Good argument but Goku can still fight after being transformed into food.

>>149209489
no that was Vegito

Who would win Kratos or Itatchi?

>>149209493
Do you think Goku needs that much of a boost to do that?

>>149209502
yes

>>149209458
Yata mirror protects itachi from all attacks, and the tohsuka blade can seal anything. Sorry, but itachi wins

>>149209499
>Who would win X or Itatchi
Literally Itatchi every single time.

>>149209502
What if it was a specific ability of fusion?

>>149209502
Vegito had a magic body that had played immunity to magical transmutation. Goku doesnt just have that by default. Daima did confirm Goku can use his ki to neg magic though.

>>149208863 (OP)
>go on Reddit
>"This waiting period is so toxic, it's even worse than KraSura!"
>reasons given are people are making the most tame race jokes about Blackwhip and racist Deku
It's legit insane how soft Reddit is

>>149209489
*by Buu
Dragon Ball hax is weak as shit because many can be ignored via power, there are a few exceptions though

>>149209523
Yeah plebbit loves censorship which is ironic since this place also gets deleted alot.
>>149209518
But Kratos scales to your favorite with the primordials. Just because we've never seen Kratos break a genjutsu doesn't mean he couldn't!

>>149209511
>Yata mirror protects itachi from all attacks
then just attack the mirror. duh

>>149209423
Makima

>>149209474
>Itachi lost to Sasuke
>Sasuke lost to Hiei
Kneel

>>149209534
>because many can be ignored via power
wouldn't that be a feat for powerlevels rather than an anti-feat for hax?

>>149209534
Now you're coping

KEEP KAIJU OUT OF MY THREADS

>>149208863 (OP)
Now that Deku is fighting Miles who should Kamala fight?

>>149209502
it's not a boost, it's an ability specific to vegito

>>149209565
Hal

>>149209552
Actually sasuke should've won but nobody likes sasuke so meh

>>149209511
>Let's just ignore Goku can teleport
Goku just ITs past all of Itachi's shit and one shots him.

>>149209565
BWC just like the other brown girls

>>149209565
I guess Plastic man?
But I hate most DC vs Marvel capeshit episodes.

>>149209556
You can assume either that some hax can be beaten with pure power or that some hax can't be beaten with power that beats other hax. The former is more simple but really it can go either way.

>>149209578
Itachi doesn't have ki, what's he gonna lock on to?

>>149209578
Obito who can also teleport was scared of fighting itachi. Sorry, but goku losses

>>149209573
>[character] only won because people like him more
Giorno
Among Us
Bardock
Goku
Rick
Makima
Guts
Darth Vader
Killua
Rocket
Chosen Undead
Deku
John Wick
Raiden
Vegeta
Harley Quinn

Goku?
>scared of needles
>his son looks like yamcha
>has never kissed his wife
>has never beaten bejita
Itachi?
>defeated his clan
>defeated orochimaru
>defeated all marvel cosmics

>>149209611
He's not saying Hiei won because he's more popular, he's saying that no one cares about Literal WHOei winning because Sasuke is lame.

Kratos would gape Itatchi's bussy with his boundless speed.
>>149209611
Isn't Goku more popular than Supes?

>>149209630
>literal WHOei
you have to be at least 18 to post on 4channel

>>149209611
I don't understand. Who is supposed to be more liked here?

Post your favorite character no-selling getting turned into cheese.

>>149209659
the listed characters are more popular but still lost.

>>149209665
BOOM

>>149209643
No one gives a shit about Yu Yu Hakusho unc.

>>149209677
Really? I would think Persona is more populaur then Jojo, I initially thought it was the other way around because of new Invincible season and same thing with Harley

>>149209641
What if Itachi sealed his SHATTERING speed feats with the Totsuka Blade?

>>149209611
Very confusing list
>>149209677
Yeah that's stupid, several are wrong then

>>149209330
Congrats on going 32,339 to 1 against Ness.
Sure am proud of you

Could your HERO make it out of this cave alive?

>>149209677
Yeah that list is bull then

>>149209694
Persona 5 in less than a year reached the same level of popularity as all of Jojo. And jojo had like 40 or so years in the market
not other nu persona game did that

>>149209641
Boomers and Gen X outside of Japan don't know who Goku is. He became a know name in the West during the millennial era.

>>149209641
Speed is unapplicable to Itachi

>>149208883
Uh... Vilgax?

>>149209764
Vilgax is mftl

>>149208883
Superman

>>149209782
That weird deer would JOB to that gun.

>>149209751
Ah yes, casual base Goku speed.

>>149208883
woah this harder than I thought

>>149209794
Goku cannot harm fire hydrants therefore subsonic speed

>>149209750
Is Red Skull vs Cobra Commander the last notable Gen X matchup?

>>149209787
The weird deer would fucking job to Big Show himself.

>>149209700
Kratos would destroy the seal. Just because we've never seen Kratos destroy a seal doesn't mean he couldn't!
>>149209816
Boundless fire hydrant

>Squidward could move in a place where time didn't exist
immeasurable speed

>>149209045
>Brickwalled by early game SRW boss

>>149209843
Spongebros...we're going back to being the fastest...

>>149209843
no he just broke a time machine and ended up in the spongebob version of the backrooms

>>149209565
Squeenix Kamala vs Frey Forspoken.

>>149209843
Jobs to Pereona5 Yusuke Kitagawa

>>149209843
Jobs to Persona 5 Yusuke Kitagawa

So no more Yoko, huh?

>>149209565
uh uh I know this one
If she wasn't so obscure Emara would be perfect.
>Muslim female
>A bit of a dork
>Can transform parts of her body
>tough enough to keep up
granted I think khamla would win simply becuse she had more time to accumulate feats but it wouldn't be a stomp

>>149209888
you could always post pics

>>149208883
Maybe Captain America? MCU if comic is still a stomp

>>149209565
>>149209893
>Muslims
Unleash the Jew Sorcerey

what a weird dream

>>149209893
>>149209565
>Muslim girls
ENTER

Apparently a new MHA game is coming out. Not that anyone cares about Deku or Miles

>>149209937
The one where Itachi beat Goku? I was having that dream as well.

>>149209962
no, no. the one with the comic crossover I had earlier
i blame the anon that brought up how dbzesque thor was acting during secret wars

This next Death Battle is SPIDER-MAN vs Deku.

Post a gacha character dunking a basketball

>>149210004
Yeah?

>>149209960
>Jobs to Iranian missiles
KWAB

Adam Sandler (Composite)'s match up?

>>149210032
Jim Carrey (Composite)

>>149210032
Composite Jim Carrey. Click vs Bruce Almighty

How much can you wank your hero via chainscaling and flowey statements?

Playing Raidou Remaster and want to talk about this matchup, is Constantine's only win-con swamp thing?
>>149210070
Outerversal probably

>>149209523
Considering it's amounting to, "Deku should win unless you chain-scale Miles to planetary or something", it's virtually indistinguishable from Kratosura's wait period.

>>149210042
>>149210045
>Composite Jim Carry gives him the combined powers of God and the Mask.

>>149210070
Give me enough lube and I can wank him to outerversal

>>149209421
It' said his sharingan can only be defeated by another sharingan of the same level, since TOAA has no sharigan period it's basically over.

>>149210084
>Click powers require dreaming, meanwhile The Mask
I'm ALREADY WEARING IT

>>149210096
He literally has baxter levels of math nonsense.

>>149209565
No one, she was a flash in the pan.

>>149209764
Vilgax would unironically destroy HL.

>>149209523
reddit is not soft AT ALL
i have seen more vitriol and raw hate on that site in some of the subreddits (especially, but not limited to the dedicated hate ones) than i've ever seen on this site and practically the rest of the internet
the people you see on the DB subreddit are just trying to show how good and morally upstanding they are, don't mind it too much

>>149209412
>>149209421
>>149209499
>>149209443
>>149209471
These posts are extremely low quality.

>>149210005
ENTER

>>149210179
wriggling my nightbug right now

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATLEEEEEEEEE!

>>149210189
Undertaker has the best WWE statements I presume without vague things like "I'M UNBEATABLE" and "YOU CAN'T SEE ME", some vtranny probably has more wank

>>149210179
>CHADhou wins again
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>149210070
DC is easy mode so
>first arc of YYH has a spirit claim she could throw Yusuke to the end of the universe

>>149210189
All Holomems are 1-C at worst. I think the most powerful Wrestler is Undertaker and he jobs plenty of times.

>>149210179
>not dunking
>WNBA tier
Hehe white man made you look like a fool. Ain't no a surprise to me. All the greatest basketball players have always been white. Still are! Larry Bird. Dirk Nowitzki. Yeah he ugly as hell on the face, but he's as white as rice.

>>149210179
this is touhou? because she has a kissable navel

>Itachi tries his gay little eye moves
>sprays him in the eyes with beer
>flips him off
>stuns him middle of the ring
>1
>2
>3
>STILL WWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLLD!!!

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! BECAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!

>>149210070
Step aside

>>149210264
Favorite death battle?

>Itachi tries to use genjutsu on me
>I hold up a mirror so he does it to himself
>Kick him in the balls while he's stunned to take him down

>>149210285
>>149210301
Both of these events happened in a genjutsu after Itachi pointed at them.

reminder that genjutsu doesn't work on characters that lack chakra constructs

>>149210314
...which happened after I put Itachi in my own genjutsu.

>>149210314
Just kidding, Itachi only imagined he used a genjutsu while he's dazed laying in the middle of the ring listening to the glass break over the arena speakers.

>>149210314
>MA GAWD AUSTINS COMING BACK!!!
>HES GOT A TABLE, HES STUNNING ITACHI THROUGH A TABLE!!!!
>MAH GAWD ITACHIS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!!
>AUSTINS GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!
>ITACHIS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!
>HES RUNNIN LIKE A SCALDED DOG!!!

>>149208883
I discovered this obscure evil superman no one talks about, not sure how strong he is

>>149210285
>>149210391
>Dubya dubya weak
Mascot victims

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

>>149210518
Cheese ray victim

>>149210295
dont have one

Kratosbros… what the FUCK is THIS?!

>>149210529
>Boota eats the gun

Godzilla x Mothra. Tell me a better ship than that.

>>149209611
Gojo is way more popular than Makima though

>>149210546
Not as powerful as Chronos according to DB

what does your fuarking hero do in this situation

>>149210582
Deku X Crying

>>149210618
Why didn't Kyle do this

>>149210618
Why is simon in london

>>149210587
ngl, I was rooting for Makima when the episode first came out because she's hot and I hadn't watched or read either series, and after I watched and read JJK I rewatched the episode thinking "come on Gojo, kill that skank!"

>>149210608
>Pause
>Behind the scenes
>Simon's parents doing it
>Pause
>Farts in their faces
>Mood lost
>Simon never born
Done

>>149210620
because the mega vortex maelstrom cannon would have cucked him and blasted him out of the timestream
>>149210662
that wasn't a powercale question you retard that was a question to how your hero would react to seeing two multiversal titans fighting

>>149210262
wriggle is white too, wriggle nightbug is a common traditional english name
she's also around 130 cm tall by comparing her to the ball, which is ideal for basketball as she can jump higher thanks to her lower weight

>>149210662
>Gets hit by the probability missiles before he can even try that

Can ANYONE step up to him? Naruto? Ichigo? Luffy?

>>149210620
He was not the guy.

>>149210662
As it turns out, they both have a fart fetish.

>>149210693
I don't think Hal could have done it either.

>Simply writes your characters name in the Death Note and wins
How does ANYONE beat Light

>>149210744
>Only works on himans

>>149210744
I guess by being dead already.

>>149210744
What if my hero doesn't have a last name? Does the Death note need both first and last?

>>149210744
>Simply re-animates the corpse of the person Light just wrote down
Kneel before Re-CHADimator…

>>149210744
he doesn’t know my characters name so Light gets sissy hypnotized and turns into an estrogenized cockslut

>>149210776
Dekuchad...

let's try that again. what does your fuarking hero do in this situation

>>149210789
Punch it, obviously.

>>149210789
If it has a humanoid form he can grapple and fight it.

>>149210789
>airs their dirty laundry
>summon YHWH
>CLEANSE

>>149210689
He can

>>149210687
>Watching Gurran Laggan
>Hits the pause button
>Show stops
Sandler's got this

>>149210864
>Watching Gurran Laggan
he's already gotten hit before this point

>>149210859
I hate his design. It is so plain and not in a charming way like Mob or Saitama.

>>149210872
>Not thinking he'll use the remote to learn all about GL
>Then take GL for himself
>Then proceed to sell it for excuberant amounts of money
>Which he will then use to buy other mechas
>And sell them for even more absurd amounts of cash
Jew Sorcerey is just too much

Adam Sandler is Nicholas Cage.

>>149210925
Adam Sandler is FOR Nicholas Cage.

So is MUH just like believing in an omnipotent god? Because it tries to explain existence being such that for any possible alteration from our reality exists, so a universe where gravity repels exists. And that our universe exists because it simply has to exist rather than just so occurring?
This compares with omnipotence problems in that an omnipotent being must be in an infinitely convoluted state in order to be omnipotent. So the omnipotent would also necessarily be infinitely weak at the exact same time.

We keep getting EVEN STRONGER... will ANYONE be able to stand up to us at this point????

>>149210864
>>149210872
>>149210910
what does any of this have to do with the question I asked. It wasn't even powerscale related

Sasuke respects Goku because he also doesn't kiss his own wife.

>>149209611
>Giorno
Joker is more popular. Giorno himself doesn't even feel like the main character of his own part
>Among Us
I suppose but haven't both kinda fallen off a bit by the time of the match
>Bardock
lmao no. Bardock barely has any screentime while Invincible has normies all over it more recently
>Goku
Fair
>Rick
Meh similar that Rick and Morty kinda fell off in part because of the Roiland thing. Plus it felt like people kinda wanted to see him get humbled by Doctor
>Makima
Gojo was more popular at the time and still has memes going on
>Guts
Sorta fair I guess?
>Darth Vader
Alright
>Killua
People barely cared about either of em that match
>Rocket
Probably even because disney shills at the time
>Chosen Undead
Similarly even. Elder Scrolls is also big
>Deku
Deku himself isn't popular. Felt more like people were banking on / hoping that Asta would win
>John Wick
Can't say for sure. I'd figure Bond rep would put em about even with Wick just having more recency bias
>Raiden
That was a sponsored match for the warframe guys. No shit Raiden was going to lose. Raiden did beat Wolverine though
>Vegeta
I guess though Thor is an internal Death Battle meme
>Harley Quinn
Arcane had the attention of all the normies

>>149210968
The voices in my head...

>>149209103
>Frisk
Adventure Freddy victim.

>>149211032
Show me Adventure Freddy manipulating the ability to reload a save

hehe....pwoopy farty funny brappy.....SPPPLLLLAATTTT SHSHHHHHHITTTT

>>149211032
We already know how Frisk VS FNAF would go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFOUoDFsbvw

ENOUGH

ENTER!

Four KISSLESS boys of legends!

>>149211044
Adventure Freddy deletes the concept of Undertale because he feels like it.

>>149210984
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
>This discussion was brought to you by the Adam CHADler fanclub.

>>149211056
>Story ended because he died
WD Gaster victim

>>149211053
>No Fnaf world
They went easy on Frisk.

>>149211072
Gaster will get bodied by 1 pizza wheel.

I want both FNAF and Undertale scalers to destroy each other.

>>149211094
Yiikbro...

>>149211074
Gen Alphas are scared of a rainbow?

>>149210618
>tries to do that
>gets hit by a missile the size of a galaxy

>>149211099
If you had gay parents, you too would be scared desu

Simon the Digger is a self-insert fanfiction made by Hayato from Getter Robo, because he's always been left behind. All of Gurren Lagann's events is Hayato's cope fictional story as he's crying his balls out that his fiancée died to an explosion, Mussahi dying because he didn't actually help him, Ryoma dying, and Getter Emperor is about to be born.

Simon's story is a cope made by a depressed man who misses his friends.

Are resets a meme ability? Every time Frisk fought someone with comparable determination their ability to save got disrupted.

>>149211124
Booooooriiiing

>>149211143
>Every time
Flowey was able to fuck with it until he wasn't

>>149211143
I can see Frisk jobbing to Subaru

>>149211055
The only potential kissless one there is Tyson

>>149211143
>>149211156
>Flowey
he's getting fed to the fucking princess

>>149211162
Frisk VS Subaru feels like a tie or Frisk winning since Subaru needs to go through roundabout stuff so technically the original fight would be over.

>there is a schizo in /a/ right now trying to convince everyone that mha is more popular than demon slayer
do dekucks really?

>>149211189
Isn't princess at the whims of save files? Also she's based on perception so if Flowey can figure that out he'd win.

>>149211201
Nah. Flowey can't fuck with literal concepts, specially those who massively outrange him (a bunch of universes in flowey side vs....Being infinitely bigger than the multiverse).

>>149211208
Birdfag was able to do it so I dunno. It mainly comes down to that whole perception thing it feels like

>>149211217
Oh don't worry. He did with some help..

>>149211208
It's really funny how the biggest MUs for Flowey is either a creepypasta anime girl that plays god, or a fucking cosmic horror entity. and he jobs to both of them.

was this result right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJDkCNjHC8

>>149211271
I wonder if Gaster will be able to do it assuming he shows up proper in Deltarune

A-Are those MOUNTAINS he’s DESTROYING?!! Kratosbros… we NEED to respond right fucking NOW, get your cookbooks ready!

>>149211293
He can already force your game off if you try to mention him so probably

>>149211271
>>149211293
Everyone knows Asgore with truck is the most powerful being in the Tobyverse. He needs a matchup

>>149211271
To be fair Flowey has arguably more AP than Monika if you accept the higher end of undertale cosmology, not like it matters considering he gets haxed to death and can't affect her nonexistence form.

>>149211278
Makes sense to me on the surface level but I don't know much about DBD lore with the original killers

>>149211308
So Golden Freddy is also a viable option in these game hax matchups?

FNAF? Jobs to the Rock A'Fire Explosion.

>>149211293
>>149211322
>>149211331
I'm ngl I want to see this turned into an episode now

If you're hero cannot solo MHA they are weak

>>149211192
I don't know. Subaru compared Regulus' powers to that of pausing a game and, well, i don't think you can actually pause in undertale. you just get a menu iirc

>>149211421
*your
minor spelling mistake. I win.

>>149211425
Does Subaru 1v1 Regulus?

If your hero can't destroy a mountain, then he's a fraud. It can't be half a mountainit has to be the whole thing

>>149211425
I mean isn't Regulus whole schtick that he has a busted ability but absolutely sucks as an actual fighter so someone who can can survive and have the opportunity to understand his ability would clown on him? If you put Frisk against Regulus he'd just always dodge him.

>>149211454
.

>Captain America/Wonder Woman is happening later this year
Yup.

>>149211421
you'll never know true strength

>>149211449
>>149211468
I mentioned regulus because subaru has that witch factor and a mini regulus inside. he should resist frisk's hax the sane way he resisted Ainz's hax

Subaru creates his own timelines after dying and sends himself back to them. my idea is that Subaru could just powerup enough to go back to the Frisk that killed him originally

Has your HERO made you workout?

Either way the best mu for Subaru is Takumi from the Hundred Line. Great game, you should buy it

>>149211581
I don't think it really works like in terms of a standard fight. He could maybe do things down the line but effectively speaking in a 1v1 for that match he doesn't really win.

Saw a tweet in xitter about kratosura and suprised there's so many people defending it and Kratos winning was correct.

>>149211717
Do you have a link? And is it still a controversial topic? I'm surprised it hasn't all died down yet.

>>149211789
https://x.com/thelevy555/status/1939356760814330024?t=fCGFN_Hf36cjb-w4YPvnRw&s=19 catch, it has died down but its definitely controversial

>>149211717
That's just Kratosfags
>>149211789
Yes. Even the redditard DB dick riders can't help but dislike it.

>>149211805
Looks to me that most of the actual comments call it bullshit

>>149209856
Not even the strongest boss in the Alpha trilogy btw

>>149211789
Yes its still a controversial topic since by definition its two conflicting ideologies for powerfagging (feats vs statements). The problem with Kratos though is that his statements aren't even supported by his own devs for the most part unlike say Doomguy which is why people call that version "Fanfic Kratos" because that's basically what he is. Even in game Kratos finds lesser shit insane compared to himself but GoW powerfags never actually touched the games

>>149211826
The retweets of comments are Kratos fags saying to stop coping

>>149211805
>Anti Kratos post evidence on why Kratos isn't actually that powerful
>Kratosfags just go "s-shut up!!"
Same as usual.

>>149210789
>Anti-Spiral
Even SRW knows he’s a bitch compared to Mazinger Zero.

>>149211909
>Only multiversal labyrinth tier
yawn

>>149211909
there should be more /m/ MUs

>>149211909
>>149211939
I don't even mean to be a dick, but what do people find cool about mechas? Redpill me.

>>149211939
Post them.

>>149211950
Big robot smashy smashy.

>>149211950
Giant robots are badass.

>>149211217
>It mainly comes down to that whole perception thing it feels like
The Narrator explains the reason he refused to mention the Princess's nature as a perception-based entity despite how it could've been used to make her weaker was due to the ability of intrusive thoughts to ruin everything, which he elaborates on here:
>The Long Quiet: "What do you mean a single intrusive thought could have instantly ended the world?"
>The Narrator: "It's simple, really: 'She can become whatever people perceive her to be? That's easy! I'll just will her into something really small! But wait, what if I accidentally will her into something that ends the world. Oh no, what if just by thinking that—' But you wouldn't have finished your hypothetical thought because she would have already destroyed the world. Luckily for you, as you are now, you won't be able to will her into anything. You don't work the way a living being does. Not anymore."
The Q&A with Narrator-sama actually has a lot of really useful information about The Shifting Mound and how she's able to be changed, how The Long Quiet is able to destroy her, etc, though most players don't get to see all of it due to the limited amount of questions you get to ask so you can see the full Q&A dialogue here
https://slay-the-princess.fandom.com/wiki/The_Spaces_Between#The_Shifting_Mound

>>149211950
CHICKS
DIG
GIANT ROBOTS

>>149211950
IT'S GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS NIGGAAAAAAAAA

>>149211950
>There are reasons giant robots show up again and again in our fables and legends. One, they’re big enough that they don’t have to listen to what their mom tells them to do. Two, they let someone engage in physical combat even if that someone has incredibly soft hands and is sitting in a comfortable chair. End of list. That’s all they need, and don’t let anyone ever try to justify these things more to you – they make no sense physically, mechanically, or tactically. They are completely and solely a power fantasy treasured by children and underdeveloped men.

>>149209937
>>149209962
>>149209982
It’s weirdly memorable. Even Ewing brought it up in his first Thor issue.

>>149211582
>No replies
Grim

Minato Broke Speed

>>149211582
He did Thorbro.

>>149212254
This was a spite matchup. Literally nothing is faster than Minato.

>>149212254
FUCK

>>149211853
>Even in game Kratos finds lesser shit insane compared to himself but GoW powerfags never actually touched the games
Now I’m reminded of that one image that had Kratos riding his dog sled alongside Asura in space to fight Chakravartin. I have no clue how any of the nu-GOW characters would even react to and comprehend the size of the golden statue, if they even realize how big it actually is.

>>149211582
>>149212271
>only Thorbro and Superbro workout
>strongest characters in these halls
Interesting.....

FIGHT THE POWAH

https://x.com/originthehero/status/1939332893462987014?s=46&t=B3CAh64CAg_22fSOhODjhg

Looks like that Ben 10 vs Jaden Yuki animation is finally gonna get completed

>>149212345
They can conceptualize and traverse an infinitely large tree whose branches are beyond space and time, I think they'd comprehend Chakrashartin just fine

>>149212345
They'd shrink it down to the size of a mountain so Kratos could smirk and punch it.

>>149212047
>>149212375
Getter, TTGL and Mazinger are so cool, bros.
>>149211924
It gets crazier. Mazinger Z is a one-man SRW army.

>>149212366
I can't, my hero is a power fantasy... Asurabro btw

>>149212398
Both of these are incorrect, but I've seen them passed around a lot. The "infinitely large" comes from VSBW misinterpreting a passage from the novel, and Freya explains in the same cutscene that Yggdrasil is "bound to the fate of the world just as we are bound to it." She's speaking in a more spiritual sense, as we see again in God of War: Ragnarök, when Atreus goes to Ironwood and we get a journal entry on Angrboda's thoughts on her parent's passing, not a transcendental spatial dimension sense.

>>149212382
>Time, huh?

I don't care if your hero outscales mine, I shall simply rotate the comic to give them an unfair advantage.

>>149212516
Robin victim.

>>149212524
>xitter zoomer meme

Episode seems to have an easy setup. Looks like Miles hates cops now and Pro Heroes are basically cops

>>149212516
your comic has BLACK on it

>THORHORHORHHRORHROHTHROTHOTHHORTHORHOTHROHOT
YEP. GODvel wins again!

>>149212564
>AI slop
You are banished from ThorCORPS!

Please care about Miles and Deku.

>My character can destroy a gorillion universes!
If they do not have an answer to getting 'Time, huh?'d' then they're weak.

>>149212577
NO!

What happened to me wasn't entertainment. It was RAPE, and I'm tired of you guys making light of it.

>>149212581
Kylebros…

>>149212598
Dick Grayson.....

>>149212598
Kevin Nash…

>>149212598
Mark Grayson.....

>>149212577
Make me

>>149212598
>making light of it.
i'm sure i'm making fun of it

>>149212577
NO FUCKING WAY

>>149212598
The anon below this post....

>>149212577
No, I only care about biker matchups.

Simonbro btw.

>>149212345
Lore Kratos, according to the episode, is far larger than it.

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.

>>149212398
>Kratos: You know of that serpent?
>Atreus: He’s one of the giants and he’s so big he’s wrapped around the whole world and bites his own tail.
>Kratos: An exaggeration.
Kratos would legitimately be mindbroken if we’re being honest.

>>149212671
Yusei victim

>>149212398
remind that according to the cookbook this tree is merely ashwood.

fuaaaark i just finished gooning to Miles Sissy r34...
Kratosbro btw if that matters.

>>149212793
KINGfos would never do this.

>>149212810
KINGtos would though, certified spartan general.

>>149212793
There's nothing wrong with gooning to gay porn

>>149212837
Favorite character?

>>149212837
>There's nothing wrong with gooning to gay porn
it makes you gae

>>149212793
>Asissyra projecting his homosexual fantasies onto KINGtos bros
KEKAROOOO!!!

>>149212793
Absolutely Based. I take back all the slander I levied against you.

>>149212859
Asura
>>149212866
Nothing wrong with being gae tho

>>149212793
how sissy, just like twink bottom sissy or full brainwashing sissy? daredevil bro if that matters

Sex with females is gay. It should only be done for breeding purposes. Sex with men is for maximum pleasure.

>>149212928
Favorite character?

>>149212928
Canon, having sex with a man is like a sport. You dominate the other man until one reaches their limit. Koslav is my favorite anti-feat, thought it was worth mentioning

>>149212927
Brainwashing sissy is better imo. Athena vs Bisonbro btw

>>149212944
Aniki.

>>149212928
>Sex with men

>>149212867
>>149212900
>ASURA ASURA ASURA ASURA
Speaking of him, post Kratos destroying a mountain.

i hate this thread so much

I love this thread so much.

>>149212997
shhh. the homos are speakinh

>>149212993
>Gay = Happy
>Maximum Pleasure
Checks out.

I'm indifferent to this thread

>>149208863 (OP)
>>149208883
brightburn

>>149212997
Asura deserved more. He should have fought the GODulk in a brutal and KINO fight.

>>149212997
S-SHUT UP!

>>149213039
DO NOT POST BEARS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER MY WEIRD DREAM
FUCK YOU

>>149213052
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How can you even hope to win if you don't have the courage to spread your ass?

>>149213058
Let's be real, DB would fuck over hulk again saying his growth isn't as fast because of the brain. Kind of why he's fighting zilla
>>149213093
You're Kratos? Fuark he truly is boundless

>>149213099
>How can you even hope to win if you don't have the courage to spread your ass?
sorry what
lmao

>>149213099
Post Jiren spreading his ass NOW

>>149213099
Superbro.....

>>149213099
Your path ends here, Jiren


TENBU HOOOOURIN

>>149213039
STOP PINNING ME DOWN! AAAAHH FUARK SOMETHING IS POKING MY ASS!

I have ARRIVED!

Yo

Man, Kratos vs Asura is such a hilarious debate

For Kratos to win
>Okay guys if we dig through all this contradictory lore and interpret this vague statement exactly how we want it, Kratos wins

For Asura to win
>Here's a video of him punching an idol larger than galaxies, have a nice day

>>149213137
...to suck CHADperman's cock and do his laundry!

>>149213099
I-I can't refute this...

>>149213058
>Asura deserved more
He did but it’s over with and the best one can hope for is that he doesn’t come back to be butchered again in a KvA 2.0

>>149213139
The Qu (All Tomorrows) vs The Grox (Spore)

>>149213153
Huh,Sentry did said that

>>149213137
The only place you will arrive is...

ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>149213153
Gentlemen.....post SHITperman getting raped by Russians and his dad getting cucked by Lobo.

>>149213139
Subaru (Re Zero) vs Takumi (A Hundred Line)

>>149213186
There's also the time where he gets keked. Maybe the fight starts with Supes begging Sentry to let him prep him?

Kratos and Superman can tank a hundred men

>>149213208
>RAPEDMan

Can this new Kong beat Super Knuckles?

Sentry can be depressed but how can you become this mindbroken and not even finish the problem? He let's Koslav get away with his crimes
>>149213235
he doesn't even need it + this form destroyed knuckles one advantage which was gliding in the air

>>149213241
Yes he does. Super Knickles has 7 layers of infinite power while Kong in base has 0.

>>149213235
A rematch still ends with Knuckles losing.

>>149211386
yes

>>149208863 (OP)
Ridley utterly rapes any of the Murder Drones characters

RUN.

>>149213246
>GODtry sacrificed himself for greater good
HERO!!

>>149213249
Doesnt Knuckles have a super form, Hyper form, and the flames of disaster? Knuckles should win.

>>149213265
HOLY FUARK SENTRY LOOK OUT!!!

>>149213265
Fuck, too strong for my blood...

>>149212944
Gojo, of course!

when will it get through that thick skull of yours that All Assholes have already been destroyed in the future?

I remember this art style, isn't this the one where he says why do woman like bad boy chuds?

>>149213283
Jor-Elbros.......not like this.

>>149213268
It's the same deal of Bowser vs Eggman. You're doing cartoon logic vs anime logic. Toons usually win that. And in fact, most Mario vs Sonic MUs end with Mario winning.

>>149213151
>Here's a video of him punching an idol larger than galaxies
A little overkill against the guy who thinks a planet-sized snake is preposterous. In all honesty, I’m imagining them seeing all the shit Asura did, compare that to Kratos and going “well fuck, how are we gonna justify Kratos winning without seeming insane to people with functioning eyes and brains?”.

>>149213268
>Super form
Modern knuckles doesn't have that.
>Hyper form
Non canon for Modern Sonic characters
>Flames of disaster
Movie only and it isn't that great there too

>>149213139
Rosalina vs Hao Asakura

found it
>>149213268
>>149213319
Even if we did give knuckles Hyper, it's under a time limit and we don't know if it's enough to kill DK.

>>149213227
Are jannies outerversal due to delete entire threads with a single button?

you're telling me THIS loses to an ape who gets beat up by a manlet from the bronx?

>>149213398
>Vsbw
>Mac downplaying
Yes that Ape would gape Knuckles

>>149213412
>>Mac downplaying
Post Little Mac destroying a mountain

Hey remind me what was Knuckles' first feat? The first thing we see him do in his first ever appearance?

>>149213398
The sonic franchise needs to get fraudchecked asap

>>149213433
Punch super sonic out of super sonic?

Captain America is so fucking weak holy shit

>>149211271
Monika is for Mita

>>149213447
Post Donkey Kong punching Super Sonic out of Super Sonic

>>149213437
I mean, there was that one versus show that had Cell gaping Metal Sonic, and Sonicfags had a meltie because of it.

Give sonic a match where his chances of winning are higher than fifty-fifty

Fucking a man in the ass is the most masculine thing you can ever do

>>149213498
Favorite sex position?

>>149213422
He fought Donkey Kong
captcha is gayyd

>>149213493
Sonic vs Megaman
>>149213467
I mean I'm like 50% he can do that in Smashbros Brawl, I don't own brawl though

>>149213433
Prove that Super sonic is a fraud form and not invincible

>>149213493
Amy Rose vs Sakura Haruno

>>149212700
This. Kratos would call his own powerfags completely insane

>>149213516
SS can run out but you can't stop it from happening like Knuckles technically did.

Why are powerscalers so often massive faggots and/or trannies? What's the draw?

>>149213235
You mean Green Knuckles? Fuck no.

>>149213534
What if Knuckles is a fraud who punched Sonic just as he was running out of time?
>>149213529
...insane for downplaying him so much to just multiversal

>>149213506
The World Serpent

>>149213337
Bananza DK is also on a time limit isn't it?

>>149213572
>The World Serpent
wut

>>149213534
this just tells us super sonic can be stopped by punches

>>149213572
>Pikachu after her and Ash are sent to the shadow realm

>>149213567
>What if Knuckles is a fraud who punched Sonic just as he was running out of time?
That's technically possible. I don't know if anything is stated on how he did it but unless there's something officially saying otherwise Knuckles was able to hit Super Sonic and revert him back to normal Sonic.
Could lowball him and say it was a sneak attack but that's not a great downplay.

>>149213560
Powerscaling is a small community so I think it has a "normal" amount of fags. Everything has faggots
>>149213574
True, but can't he just re-activate without any real consequence? I could be wrong and need to wait for the game to come out
>>149213577
Aren't you a SMT fag, how do you not know this?

>>149213611
SMTfags are like Personafags. They don't play their fucking games.

>>149213574
It is and he needs gold to get it back. The thing is gold is super common and he just need to smash through a few walls to get it back. The real issue is if it counts as outside help because he needs Pauline to access Bananza forms in the first place.

>>149213618
I play every SMT game except for the spin-offs like devil survivor and soul hackers .-.

>>149213577
>>149213607

>>149213623
There could be a point of the game where he can just do it. Maybe if by the end of the game Pauline goes home, DK can just do it whenever he wants. Just a hunch, but it would probably count as a situational feat.

>>149213611
I think he needs to gather gold or those special bananas to recharge the meter so its more inconsistent to keep up. Though maybe he'll get a super bananza form in the finale or something

>>149213607
that's not a sex position, anon

>>149213634
point still stands
a sex position requires two participants otherwise it is not sex

>>149213697
Do you not think masturbation is a sexual act

>>149213587
>her

>>149213756
Don't leak the next episode

Rape Battle..

>>149213723
duh
where is the sex?
you have to be a dummy to think masturbation makes you a non-virgin or something
but you are free to tell a woman that you are not a virgin because you sucked your cock or put a dildo up your ass
go fucking ahead

>>149209021
2ND'D

I fucking hate Thor.
Now that the MCU is much better than it used to be and the comics are getting more attention I’m gonna say it….I fucking hate Thor, no one actually likes him. Literally no one, his comics and MCU appearances are useless without Loki. Anyone who claims to “like” Thor actually means they like Loki, but like Thor because he’s (formerly, Loki is too chad to be attached to him) attached to Loki.

Thor is boring and has zero character growth, if you like him, I’m gonna assume you’re a boring, shit person. Thor is literally useless, he’s not a god. Thor isn’t multiversal unlike Loki, None of the boring ass Thor characters would get attention if it weren’t for Loki.

I hope Loki killing him in Immortal Thor was absolute. Fuck Thor. If I were a chad like Loki I’d be done with this retard faggot too. No wonder he’s so hated by most Marvel fans.

>>149213139
Utsuhu Reiuji (touhou) vs Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)

>>149213781
>muh social contract n shiieet
If a rapist told a woman they weren't a virgin because of their actions do you think that would "count" either? A virgin has a specific meaning, sure. It doesn't make masturbation any less of a sexual act. Some people literally have sex by masturbating on their partners

>>149213814
Retardbro…

>>149213815
>>muh social contract n shiieet
okay incel

>>149213822
I'm not saying that a person who's only ever masturbated isn't a virgin, retard

SHUT THE FUCK UP
>turns you innocent and pure and removes all your degeneration and impurities

>>149213840
Incel

>>149213803
>Anyone who claims to “like” Thor actually means they like Loki
*blocks your path*
I like Thor

>>149213858
>but only the BLACKED version made by transsexual gooks
lol

>>149213876
>Marvel out of NOWHERE

>>149213858
Boundless nukes BTW
>>149213885
K, B, C

>>149212577
NOPE! I only care about the big four. Superman, Batman, Thor and Spider-Man. In fact, the only good thing about this match-up is revisiting some of Spider-GOD's feats.
>b-b-but miles beat blackshart and fimfanfodder
So? Spider-Man has beaten TWO HERALDS. That's right. TWO HERALDS have been defeated by him! He's beaten Firelord and he's beaten Carnage Silver Surfer. Spider-GOD!? The sole protector of New York.

>>149213803
DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArMDVB0FC2c

>>149213437
We need Mario & Luigi vs. Sonic & Shadow, animated by some SMBZ alumnus.

>b-b-b-but Tails-
Hasn't been the Luigi to Sonic's Mario since the Genesis. Is a cowardly mechanic with no super form. Cannot match Sonic's moveset the way Shadow can, or the way Luigi can match Mario's.

Besides, the fraud check is incomplete without both Sonic and Shadow, as Shadow fans are confident he is more powerful than Sonic (or Vegeta, or Frieza, or Mewtwo, etc).

>>149213099
BAKIBROS!?

>YEEEE-IKES, SPIDERGWEN, Y-Y-You've got a WEB-SLINGER DOWN UNDER? And you say you want to tie me up with OOEY GOOEY THICK STICKY ROPES and stick me to the corner of your room in a love-hotel, but you WON'T even use that to take advantage of me with your BIG-THROBBING GWENGOCK??? But instead you'll seduce, and make Peni, my second biggest crush, bounce on your FAT FALLOPIAN COCK while I wriggle and squirm like a little itsy bitsy WORM? And YOUR worm will be in Peni's itsy bitsy coin slot, going all the way up her water spout, and I'll just have to WATCH while you KEK ME!?
>Gwen, I'm appalled, that you'd even hesitate to think I want that, because by Odin's Fade, I YABBBBAAAA DABBBBAA DOOOO!!!

>>149213893
>Knives out of NOWHERE

>>149213858
He's cool but Loki is more fun to use, has a very diverse moveset that only stops being good in endgame

>>149213803
>I fucking hate Thor.
>Now that the MCU is much better than it used to be and the comics are getting more attention I’m gonna say it….I fucking hate Thor, no one actually likes him.
Read Simonson's Thor run.

>>149213529
>the average Gohma carrier is 800x200km in size and Asura/other demigods blow them up like nothing
>Kratos would have a heart attack if he saw Vlitra from space (assuming he could breathe there of course)
Crazy shit.

>>149213946
fuck
this is the objective truth

>>149208863 (OP)
If Steven Universe level fanart is all you need to get hired by on of the largest companies in the world to work on their newest movie then why haven’ you made your own Death Battle show?

Whose plot armor wins out here?

>>149213950
I think its a copypasta, isn't there an anti thor schizo in /co/

>>149213560
Autism is the common denominator

Is it weird that I really want this now

>>149214082
yes

We need a pure MANkino FIGHT!

>>149214100
As much as I tire of mouseslop shilling, my boy Adam does deserve a new match. If this is what it takes to get him back in the ring, well, there are worse choices of opponent. Not like Mickey has been particularly kind to Thor- I mean Odinson either.

>>149214100
>ManSOVL
Unfathomably BASED

Sonic beats Goku btw

>>149214187
...on opposite day!

>>149214082
This fight is retarded and sucks ass.

>>149214206
fuck you

*cracks dick in half*

>>149214220
Bane...

>>149214212
Fuck yourself Undertroon/Princessfag

>>149214220
Tranny Phantom...

>>149214220
Popeye the Trans-woman…

>>149214220
Saitranny...the one ACK man...

>>149214082
I think it's fine. Since Shifty can actually switch off her own game She might be able to keep up with Flowey's meta manipulation but I am not sure what her win con is.

>>149214220
Krannytos...

>>149214220
KEKsura...

>>149214220
Deku…
Miles…

>>149214220
Simon the Tranner uses a drill instead.

>>149214220
STROKEward...

>>149214220
Spongebob...

>>149214220
KEKyle TROONer…

>>149214225
No fuck you jeet

My tranny wife is the biggest whore I've ever known and I love it. He’s let every guy he’s ever gotten to know fuck him and get fucked by him. Even my mother and Peni have gotten fucked by him. Every one of my friends has fucked him. 3 or 4 of my friends will come over to my house to watch the game or whatever and he’ll come into the living room and penetrate our assholes one at a time. Or he’ll be in the middle of cooking and one of my friends will just bend him over the counter and fuck him.

My wife absolutely loves sex. He made it clear the first time we went out that he could never be exclusive to me. His libido is far too high to be satisfied by one man. I still fuck him once or twice every day on top of letting him cum in my asshole but it's nowhere near enough for him. I had a few virgin Zoomer friends from different universes but they weren't virgins for long! The first few times a new guy fucks her they're rather shy/withdrawn when they come over and try to make up some bullshit about canon events but after they've fucked him a few times they just say "hey Miles, I'm here to fuck Gwen” when I answer the door.

One of the biggest perks of having a sexually liberated wife is that he NEVER turns down sex. Even when he’s dilating he’ll ASK me to fuck him, because it makes him feel better. None of this bullshit "not tonight, Miles, I got my guts smashed by Miguel" nonsense. During his birthday party last year she must have let at least 20 Spider-men fuck him but even then when he came to bed he put me on my fours and buckbroke me.

I don't know what the hell happened between the 70's where the attitude was "free love" and today where men think "if she's slept with one other man she's a whore" but it's ridiculous. Sex is fucking awesome. If anything women need to be MORE sexual like my wife is. Unfortunately most whores nowadays are picky as fuck. You can't be a real whore if you won’t make getting gangbanged by the Spider-Society a canon event..

Miles said this

Deku would say this if he had a wife

Miles wrote a fanfiction where he said that while Sam was fucking Kamala.

>>149211189
All of that just for Flowey to revert to the last save before she achieved that form.