Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:14 PM
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Which cartoon character would be a lolcow if they existed irl?
be Al McWhiggin
>Complete retard, constantly rude to others.
>Commit theft and various traffic law violations.
>Collect toys only for the money, total autist.
>Don’t shower.
>Chimp out at an airport worker.
>Cry while filming a commercial and still let it air.
Not to mention a deleted scene from the special Toy Story of Terror confirms that 10 years later he’s living in his mother’s basement and still searching for that cowboy doll, wearing a chicken suit in his basement for some fucking reason, and a newspaper in the background mentions how Al’s Toy Barn gone bankrupt, likely from his own retardation.
He’d 100% have a careercow thread on Kiwi Farms.
>Complete retard, constantly rude to others.
>Commit theft and various traffic law violations.
>Collect toys only for the money, total autist.
>Don’t shower.
>Chimp out at an airport worker.
>Cry while filming a commercial and still let it air.
Not to mention a deleted scene from the special Toy Story of Terror confirms that 10 years later he’s living in his mother’s basement and still searching for that cowboy doll, wearing a chicken suit in his basement for some fucking reason, and a newspaper in the background mentions how Al’s Toy Barn gone bankrupt, likely from his own retardation.
He’d 100% have a careercow thread on Kiwi Farms.
