be Al McWhiggin
>Complete retard, constantly rude to others.
>Commit theft and various traffic law violations.
>Collect toys only for the money, total autist.
>Don’t shower.
>Chimp out at an airport worker.
>Cry while filming a commercial and still let it air.

Not to mention a deleted scene from the special Toy Story of Terror confirms that 10 years later he’s living in his mother’s basement and still searching for that cowboy doll, wearing a chicken suit in his basement for some fucking reason, and a newspaper in the background mentions how Al’s Toy Barn gone bankrupt, likely from his own retardation.

He’d 100% have a careercow thread on Kiwi Farms.

>>149209383 (OP)
I don't get why people keep trying to portray him as this type of loser. He owns a business and has no personal attachment to his collection other than wanting to sell it, he most likely only knows that woody is valuable due to his connections. I know that he is the bad guy, but if you told me that i could be set for life by just grabbing a toy from the local garage sale and running and the only downside would be some snot nosed kid being sad over it for a month or two before forgetting about it, i would also doubt my morals

>>149209383 (OP)
>Al’s Toy Barn gone bankrupt, likely from his own retardation.
because of ipads

Eric Cartman would probably have a cult following from Kiwifags due to his diabolical nature.

This guy would be like Terry or Fedsmoker where he gains a sort of ironic admiration for what he does.

I can imagine Al as a greedy eBay reseller, but not as a Dobson or MovieBlob figure of ridicule.

>>149209431
>He owns a business and has no personal attachment to his collection other than wanting to sell it,
"I have absolutely no passion for my job" is not the win you think

>>149209383 (OP)

Most of his blog would be followed by anonymous Kiwifarms users

>>149209383 (OP)
Who would be the Sam Hyde of cartoons?

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