Thread 149211745

Once upon time
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deepy flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why

He traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
from Something Awful on to Fark
with his trusty watermark
he stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com

>>149211745 (OP)
and now eric bauman is retired sitting on millions of dollars and lowtax ended life as a disgraced addict abuser with a moonroof in his skull

Le ebaums world army won

>>149212465
Wasn't the dispute between YTMND and ebaumsworld?
Whoever it was, is it really worth it?
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

>moot is doing fuckall
>max is semigone
>eric bauman is retired/got fired
>lowtax killed himself
>neil cicierega is a traitor

>>149211745 (OP)
>Lowtax, Shmorky and Moot created modern Internet culture
>Lowtax was a edgy tryhard who got comeuppance for being overly greedy, shitting on his own userbase, literally paying for the experience of having his "badass" facade beaten out of him by a movie director for taking nerd shit too seriously, and was too retarded to not fuck evey single aspect of his life
>Shmorky was mentaly ill femminist self-hating furfag who would obviously troon out if he knew what that was at the time...Oh! And he tried to fuck Lowtax kids
>Moot just grew out of it
The internet was doomed from the start, we should have noticed

>>149212465
Satan is the god of this world, and he rewards his subjects well.

>>149212776
Does that nigga even do anything anymore?

>>149213448
Bullshit then lowtax would still be banking gorillions from retarded goons who are GOOD FUCKING PEOPLE and refuse to acknowledge how much he abused his family because people on KF also did that

>4chan is still alive but slowly bleeding users
>SomethingAwful is on life support
>ytmnd dead
>ebaumsworld somehow still alive nearly twenty years after being sold, but most of the site is a broken mess

>>149213713
YTMND is still alive, the site was brought back up a bit ago. it's fully functional and still has uploaders.

>>149212776
God, all the old holes really are gone aren't they? You can't go home again.

>>149213721
Is it? I remember it being axed a few years ago and browsing through the site archives that someone made. Who even owns it? Because I was under the impression that Max stopped giving a shit a loooong time ago.

What a promising young animator! I wonder what the future holds for his career in animation.

>>149213707
>would still be banking gorillions from retarded goons
Highly unlikely considering his gains from the site halved around 2008 and were on freefall ever since. He did have the opportunity to sell it for millions during its prime, just like how Eric Bauman sold his site, but refused.

>>149212776
>>neil cicierega is a traitor

What did he do?

>>149213764
Shmorky didn't make this though

>>149214215
Defected to the Soviet union at Groznygrad

>>149212947
>theres planet no b

>>149212776
Imagine how Andrew Hussie fans feel.

>>149213764
SPOILER ALERT: THE ANSWER IS SMURFS SHITTING

>>149214215
Neil Cicierega is basically a contraction of an Adult Swim normalfag and a Tumblr gay now. He exists somewhere between the dregs of ‘normal people imagining what it’s like to be weird’ comedy and being pigeonholed into the lust of women who see him as a real-life Tumblr sexyman but can never marry him. It’s a shame because everything he did on the internet leading up to Spirit Phone was pretty authentically weird and creative.