Thread 149216460

>>149216460 (OP)
There but for the grace of God go I

>>149216460 (OP)
Why is Reed trying to look like Yakub?

>>149216501
So he can be a better scientist

Rivals has done irredeemable damage to Reed's and Sue's relationship image.

>>149216526
>Rivals has done irredeemable damage to Reed's and Sue's relationship image.
bullshit the image before was that Sue was a whore that kept cheating on him with Namor

>>149216544
And that was canon and based. Now they're memed into being some weird ass le monogamous and kinky couple with Sue being disgusted by Namor (though to be fair with the way they design him nowadays, I would be too)

>>149216562
>cuckfag
>peddles his fanfics as “canon”
>never actually read F4
Kill yourself.

>>149216562
>weird ass le monogamous and kinky couple
Normal?

wasn't this artist a pedo or something

>>149216460 (OP)
Rivals Normies trying to turn Reed and Sue into le heckin wholesome relationship is cringe as fuck, I prefer rees to be autistic and Sue to be kind of a skank who always returns to reed.

>149216526
>149216562
>149216748
Least obvious samefag. Just because your mom was a whore and cucked your dad doesn’t mean every female character has to be.

>>149216562
Namorfags on suicide watch
Reed and Sue are a loving married couple

>>149216784
>Reed and Sue are a loving married couple
...in non-canon chinkshit

>>149216526
Rivals portrayed Reed and Sue as a positive couple in a healthy relationship.

>>149216526
sue was always for the imperious streets

>>149216748
>I prefer rees to be autistic and Sue to be kind of a skank who always returns to reed
So the Twisted ToyFare Theater Reed and Sue, then?

>>149216828
That's what I said.

Wow who knew (I did) that showing attractive white heterosexual people would make something successful

>>149216526
Shut up, Namor.

>>149216562
Namor is disgusting, he fucked Emma Frost

they call her that because of the permanent white discharge surrounding her vag

>>149217307

Namor has fucked every superhero's wife.

>>149216526
>Rivals has done massive repairs to Reed's and Sue's relationship image.
ftfy

>>149216562
>weird ass le monogamous and kinky couple
Holy shit lol NTRfags really are trannies

>>149216460 (OP)
Shameik Namoore in shambles

>>149216460 (OP)
The joke would have been better if we couldn't see her at all.

>>149217664
Yeah because now we see Reed's nose is deep in her pussy and I'm sure that's not the intent. Right?

>thread about BREED "Mister FantasDICK" Richards and his lovely wife
>NamorSPICS seething and malding
See?

>>149217307
>>149217328
It's canon that one of Namor's duties as a king is to go around the underwater kingdoms to do diplomacy, and whenever some weird sea creature wants to copulate to establish relations or sign a pact he does it even if he's not into them, because that's what a king has to do for his people.

He's probably got kinds of STD that you can't catch without sticking your dick in a sentient octopus.

>>149217732
Plastic Man>>>>>Reed>>>>>>>>>>The Thing's Balls>>>>>>Namor

>>149217797
>Plastic HOMO
>comic relief
>a fucking jobber
>less popular than Reed
>dumb as shit
Not my HERO!

Johnny sucks as a DPS character. Who in their right mind would give a shotgun attack to a flying character? Why not a flamethrower attack?

>>149217837
Have you managed to turn yourself into a bicycle yet, Reed?

>>149217783
human female vj can't compete

>>149217875
He doesn't need to, Sue is the team bicycle.

im conflicted because its nice to see the sue namor cuckshit gone but I dont like people turning Reed into a wifeguy. Science is his true love. Sue is his sidepiece

>>149217875
>no argument
Funny. I guess it comes with being a DCuck.

>>149217841
This is the company that made "deadly touch" Hela a sniper

>>149217905
Agree Rivals whitewashed Marvel as a whole, in stark contrast to DC the thing that made them interesting is how Marvel heroes all have a fucked up side and AREN'T afraid of it.
Peter used to be an incel.
Tony was a drunk.
All the science boys were abusive and it was based.
They all killed all the time and didn't care.
It was unique and fun and brutal while DC was grounded and moralist and philosophical goth kids.

>>149217941
Typical wordcel, endlessly arguing to try to "win" instead of simply having fun and turning into a bicycle when your buddy asks you.

>>149217981
>DCuck coping
See? It is that easy.

Will fantastic four appear in Tokon?

>>149216460 (OP)
https://x.com/neggoartz/status/1895202412954296606

https://x.com/MrPutt_/status/1878374610883973125


https://x.com/graysheartart/status/1877503463992492045

The occasional art Reed gets is hilarious given how he sounds ingame

https://youtu.be/u6hT76Url04?feature=shared

I now can't help but picture him doing this with Franklin.

>>149218038
>4v4 with no F4
It would be infuriating for that alone but really its the best way to distinguish itself from X-men-centric MvC

>>149216562
>t. virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman

>>149217837
> HOMO
>comic relief
>a fucking jobber
>less popular than Reed
>dumb as shit
Why did you list Namor five times?

>>149218089
last time we had a Marvel fighter distinguish itself from being X-Men-centric it failed miserably

>>149216562
>weird ass le monogamous and kinky couple

>>149218225
The point was that the dice cannot always roll in your favor. Make it for the purpose of a film not the next and look up the original definition Blockbuster. People will look back and realize smart things don't make you feel safe every step.

>>149216460 (OP)
cringe

>>149216460 (OP)
This would be a lot funnier with no Sue silhouette. Either the artist had no confidence we'd get the joke without it, or he was just too horny to be subtle.

Why does /co/ like to deny that Sue is an unfaithful slut? Do they not read co...oh right this is /co/

>>149216501
It is the secret goal of all white scientists to be as great as Yakub was.

>>149218420
We don't?

>>149218420
Multiple people didn't. Though you can tell who the secondary game only fans are by the posts going "RIVALS IS FIXING THE LORE!!!"
No, the entire point of Marvel is that the heroes are terrible people and don't hold back like in DC, they revel in hedonism.

>>149216807
I at least give the chinks credit for figuring out jewish cultural contamination and wanting to get rid of it

>>149218511
Look man we all know deep down that /co/ is 90% kiked niggerdom pozzed garbage made from a purely jewish cultural industry, but don't act like giving control of these properties is going to be able to white wash all comics into your white washed headcanon.
And if you MUST, keep it on /v/, some us like the death spiral jews have kept going on since 1960 we like laughing at it.

>>149216460 (OP)
>GET THE FUCK OF OUT HERE YOU RETARD, I'M EATING YOUR SISTER! OUT!
There. That's how it should go. Fucking retard coming in on a a couple without knocking.

>>149218551
>some us like the death spiral jews have kept going on since 1960

That's a profoundly stupid thing to enjoy happening

>>149218562
I mean you're forgetting these comics are inherently kiked man, they were created by jews from day 1, I know you must want them to be saved but seeing Steve Rogers get cucked and have Peggy fuck Sam behind his back while pissing off 99% of Marvel readers makes 1% like me laugh at him.
>THIS IS WHAT YOU FOUGHT FOR STEVE!

>>149216526
>>149216562
fish fingers wrote these posts

>>149217286
I would abuse my stretching powers in this way to be honest

>>149217286
>>149218909
Using the power to watch tv while shitting is honestly too normie for reed. He'd find the need to evacuate his bowels every day a time wasting chore and either learn how to stretch in a way that immediately evacuates his bowels in a second with no need to wipe, or invent a techno-pill he can take that makes it so you never have to poo or pee because it shunts all waste products to another dimension. Just so he doesn't need to take a break from his erlenmeyer flasks to go take a dump.

>>149218956
>Reed why da hell is you strechin your arm like dat
>Well you see Ben I've discovered I can move my organs around int interesting ways allowing me to do things like defecate from places other than my ass
>My anus is currently located on my pinky finger and is removing faces as we speak

>>149217307
>he fucked Emma Frost
Who hasn't?

>>149218584
Shut up /pol/troon

>>149219513
uhh like Katie Power and Karnak at this point

>>149216526
It fixed their relationship, but I think it ruined /co/ by bringing a bunch of /v/edditors over.

>>149216807
All the "sue Cuckstar reed" stories are not even canon, anon.

>>149217837
Why is her ass so fat?

>>149218420
Because this isn't canon and even tho the art looks retro it's from a modern comic.

>>149219697
The dialogue in that part is intnetionally mirroring silver age type writing, whereas the rest of the issue's dialogue has a different style. It is meant to play it off as a dumb, not serious situation.

>>149216526
>>149216562
>>149216748
t.cuckold fetishist