Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:08:42 PM No.149217375
Uhh, whoa dude. You sure like, cry a lot. huhuhuhuh uh huh huh huh. Wuss.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:09:15 PM No.149217378
Is it because you're fat? Hehehe mhehehehe heh. Yeah.
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broken condomy
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6/30/2025, 5:09:48 PM No.149217384
what if it was steven pooniverse and he was indian
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:10:11 PM No.149217387
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:11:45 PM No.149217400
Hey, c'mon guys, don't be mean to him.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:13:57 PM No.149217424
>Hey, Steven. Take a bow.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:00:50 PM No.149218359
>>149217375 (OP)
I want to r*pe Steven Universe. No.
I need to r*pe Stevey Universe.
I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.
But Ronaldo McDonald Reagan appeared to me in a vision and told me to r*pe Steven. Just push him down and pound his eternally-tight butt. Plunge the depths of his gem-encrusted bussy in the name of AmeriKKKan capitalism. Buckbreak him as no buck has ever been broken before.
You don't understand. It is be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable.
Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.
Now stop imagining that because it actually happened. My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable r*pe of Steven Quartz Universe. God is an AmeriKKKan, drives a silver thunderbird, lives in Texas, and told me to r*pe Stephen Universe.
I want to r*pe Steven Universe. No.
I need to r*pe Stevey Universe.
I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.
But Ronaldo McDonald Reagan appeared to me in a vision and told me to r*pe Steven. Just push him down and pound his eternally-tight butt. Plunge the depths of his gem-encrusted bussy in the name of AmeriKKKan capitalism. Buckbreak him as no buck has ever been broken before.
You don't understand. It is be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable.
Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.
Now stop imagining that because it actually happened. My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable r*pe of Steven Quartz Universe. God is an AmeriKKKan, drives a silver thunderbird, lives in Texas, and told me to r*pe Stephen Universe.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:18:05 PM No.149218538
>>149217375 (OP)
>>149217378
>Beavis and Butt-Head are standing behind a sobbing Steven Universe, who’s crying like a bitch.
>Beavis leans in, eyes wide.
>Beavis whispers to Butt-Head
>Beavis:Heh heh... whoa, Butt-Head. This kid like, cries all the time. Heh. What a dork.
>Butt-Head: Uhh, yeah. Huh huh huh. But like… he's always hangin’ out with, like… hot chicks. Weird hot chicks. We should totally, like… follow him or something. Huh huh huh.
>Beavis: Heh, yeah! Maybe they'll like, feel bad for us or whatever. Heh. Pity chicks.
>>149217378
>Beavis and Butt-Head are standing behind a sobbing Steven Universe, who’s crying like a bitch.
>Beavis leans in, eyes wide.
>Beavis whispers to Butt-Head
>Beavis:Heh heh... whoa, Butt-Head. This kid like, cries all the time. Heh. What a dork.
>Butt-Head: Uhh, yeah. Huh huh huh. But like… he's always hangin’ out with, like… hot chicks. Weird hot chicks. We should totally, like… follow him or something. Huh huh huh.
>Beavis: Heh, yeah! Maybe they'll like, feel bad for us or whatever. Heh. Pity chicks.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:30:45 PM No.149218677