Square vs Triangle, who wins?
Post the weakest character who could kill Goku.
>>149219324Gets her boyfriend to kill Goku.
>>149219324Anyone who can inflict diseases since Goku canonically jobbed to cancer. Or anyone with needles since he's deathly afraid of them.
>>149219354Post Goku dying of cancer. Not some made up DBZ illness. Cancer.
>>149219324Anyone who can destroy the planet since Gokek can't breathe in space.
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>>149219366There's nothing to show, it's an offscreen death. But he did die just because
>>149219338Every time someone says, "Superman and Goku would have a friendly sparring match just for the chance to test their strength against an equal opponent for once!" I know they don't know jack shit about Superman, because Superman has zero interest in fighting or martial arts. His strength is a tool he uses to save lives, and that's it. He'd never want to "test" it by hurting someone or something for no good reason.
But maybe a deadlift competition with all proceeds going to charity? That's another story.
>Uraraka
>Jirou
>Hagakure
>Momo
>Tsuyu
>Mina
All mine
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CLlZuiBkQ
Batbros? Why are we like this?
>>149219412That's right Asta, keep.My women warm and ready for my arrival, I might even let you watch
No better 4th of July themed battle.
>>149219448What about Uncle Sam vs Captain Britain?
>>149219412Alas, my heroine would hear about a black bull in town and immediately try sucking his dick......
>special illustration of all the characters in the entire manga
>BIG Bakugou on one side
>BIG Todoroki on the other side
>Small Deku in the middle almost completely obscured by the very format of the book
I don't need to add anything...
>>149219448 All Might charges forward with a Texas Smash, a shockwave ripping through the street. Cap rolls under the blast, hurling his shield. It grazes All Mightโs shoulder, but the Symbol of Peace barely flinches, grabbing the shield mid-air and tossing it back with force. Cap catches it, sliding back from the impact.Cap: โImpressive power. But letโs see how you handle strategy!โAll Might: โA true hero fights with heart, not just tactics!โAll Might unleashes a Detroit Smash, sending a gust that shatters nearby windows. Cap braces behind his shield, which absorbs the blow, but the force pushes him into a building. He recovers, vaulting off debris to land a kick to All Mightโs chest. The blow barely fazes All Might, who counters with a punch that sends Cap crashing through a wall.
>>149219487I wish Octodude was actually a relevant character
>>149219497Cap adapts, using the urban environment. He ricochets his shield off multiple surfaces, striking All Might from unpredictable angles. All Might tanks the hits but grows frustrated, his time limit looming. He leaps into the air, unleashing a Missouri Smash that craters the street. Cap dodges narrowly, analyzing All Mightโs movements.Cap (thinking): โHeโs strong, but his attacks are predictable. I just need an opening.โCap throws his shield to distract All Might, then charges in, landing a series of precise strikes to All Mightโs injured side. All Might grunts, his form flickering as his time limit nears. Enraged, he grabs Cap and hurls him skyward, following with a Carolina Smash that sends Cap smashing through a skyscraper.Final Round: Cap, battered but defiant, summons Mjolnir (MCU feat). Lightning crackles as he hurls the hammer, striking All Might square in the chest. The impact staggers the hero, but All Might roars, channeling One For All into a United States of Smash. The shockwave levels the block, forcing Cap to block with his shield and Mjolnir.The dust settles. All Mightโs form reverts to his frail state, exhausted. Cap, bloodied but standing, raises Mjolnir for a final blow. All Might smiles weakly, accepting his fate.Cap: โYou fought well, soldier.โ
Announcer: K.O.!
Your hero is so weak they cannot even harm a baby.
Why do so many characters with SUPER ULTRA UNIVERSAL power job to animals?
>>149219448Cap is for putting Homelander down.
>>149219522Me licking Makima's feet
>>149219584Dude imagine Shadow anal fucking Wario and each time he thrusts in Wario braps.
>>149219591That's just how regular gays have sex
The bottom also often shits as soon as the top is done
>>149219448>nipshitNot even slightly patriotic and literally soi-infused.
>>149219622But enough about Marvel.
>>149219522What game is this?
>>149219324Nana from talentless nana
>>149219638RE7 I think. The one with the giant lady the internet jacked off to a few years back but she's like irrelevant to the plot. Porn of her daughters were better.
>>149219622I dont Captain America was made by the Japanese.
>>149219650You're right, he was made by Jews instead, far worse
>>149219648It was RE8. And it's ironic how that's the closest the modern RE games will get to being "lewd" considering that Capcom is prudish to everything else in RE now.
why is DUCKu running away from his other match ups?
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>>149219704He fears an actual challenge
>>149219666Satan knows his own!
>>149219376Technically Goku never suffocated in space, only Bejita. What if only Bejita to space but not Goku and he lies to him?
>>149219755*jobs to, deku and miles bro btw
Columbo is actually fucked. Light wont get outside help like Misa but he still will easily win the match by just shooting him in frustration.
Even when artists try to make Deku look cool like in this image he ends up looking like some weird voyeur or cuckold.
>>149219782It's just so weird he just won't come out and say it. Is he really that scared of shippers?
>>149219804Fujoshis own that man's soul
>>149219804horikoshi kneels to fujoGODS
>>149219782Is that not what the picture is supposed to be?
Vegeta can actually beat cancer as god ki likely gives them resistance to stuff like that due to hakai being available, they could just hakai the cancer away.
>>149219725You keep posting this but never telling what series its from
>>149219436https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ver1OZdK2bA
This is probably the closest one theyโve ever done
>>149219782>When Miles Asta Delsin Kamala (forma futa) Mark Rock Lee Mob and Tsuna agree to run a train on Ochako
>>149219851Mob Psycho 100
>>149219851Mashle muscles and magic
>>149219782>sitting in a literal cuck chair100% intentional
>O-Oh my God...I-I didn't mean...C-Class 1-A said they were strong! It was just a sparring match...
>>149219831It's supposed to be like him fucking bitches and recording it on his camera.
>>149219487Man they all had glow ups and Deku kept being a twink with scars all over his body with a terrible haircutโฆ. Fucking hell what was the mangaka thinking, itโs actually tragic
>All Might did we finally beat Miles?
>No young Midoriya that was Spider-Ham
>>149219923It's unfunny so you know it's from Mashle
>>149219948Wouldn't spider ham be stronger because of toonshit?
>>149219725Saiki's victim
>>149219948>...oh. So I beat a Spider with toon force? Damn Miles must be easy as shit compared to this
>>149219968*Saiki's equal
>>149219984Uh..WAIT THAT DOESN'T COUNT, AIEEEEEEE.
>>149219987...Mash is not.
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>>149219561what are you talking about?
>>149220212even Dracula? that fucker deserves to die
>>149219310 (OP)SpongeBob can't even beat Popeye, how is he going to beat Bill?
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OUR FRIENDS' HOPES AND DREAMS ARE ETCHED INTO ITS BODY
TRANSFORMING THE INFINITE DARKNESS INTO LIGHT
UNMATCHED IN HEAVEN AND EARTH.. ONE MACHINE, EQUAL TO THE GODS!
SUPER GALAXY GURREN LAGANN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE HUMAN RACE
>>149220411>UNMATCHED IN HEAVEN AND EARTH.. ONE MACHINE, EQUAL TO THE GODS!Why are the japanese so obsessed with surpassing God
>>149220446Considered the peak of anything so surpassing god means you're better than the best.
>>149220310B-B-Bearbros...? Why is Kratos unharmed...
>>149220382He definitely beats Popeye
>>149220467Bearkeks are fodder, I think Goku beat one and I wouldn't be suprised if Superman and Thor have also done so. Now Mountains on the other hand
>>149219410>because Superman has zero interest in fighting or martial arts.Not exactly true, he spars with wonder woman. It's more accurate to say Clark views fighting as a tool to use for the appropriate moment but he doesn't have "zero interest" otherwise he would just be a pacifist, he actually has some fighting knowledge and that's something you don't get by having zero interest.
>>149220499That drive might as well be 0 considering the other point of comparison is WAKU WAKU desu.
>>149220499Not true, you do it to be better at your job
>>149220553Norman Nordstrom (Donโt Breathe) vs the Strangers
>>149220553Are you the real thumbnail anon?
>>149220467still less pathetic then a bear dying after Kratos hugged it too hard
>>149220310He got raped by different bear btw.
>>149220446because it's badass
>>149220642>rape fantasies this is what happened in the next page btw
>>149220642How many times have bears entered the Kraussy?
>>149220485No. Popeye stomps him.
>>149220665How would he even beat SpongeBob who can also survive being erased?
>>149220485Spongebob is wanked to all hell. Since both have low godly regen, this fight will come down to hax, and Popeye has that by the truckload.
>>149220663he had 3 fights with bears in the comic
>>149220671Outside transmutation, what does he have since SpongeBob can also resist transmutation and even turn back
https://youtu.be/4ZlPBCGGrU0?feature=shared
3:49
Transmutation (Seen here. Laughed off being pulled by the string and has good enough shape-shifting abilities to counter transmutation. Unaffected by the Strangler of which just his poster can cause immediate death and Transmutation on Larry. Eventually turned himself back to normal after being turned into pizza by Pearl and her friends. Was turned into an inanimate kitchen sponge without any conscience, but then instantly turned back to normal))
>>149220667If SpongeBob doesn't have water, he dries up. Popeye can just remove the water from the battlefield and end the fight.
>>149220721>Popeye water inflation
>Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The LEAGUE OF VILLAINS!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING URARAKA?!?! DABI'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly fire FLAMING CUMSHOTS into her saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO HOT! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after DABI INFLICTS PERMANENT THIRD DEGREE BURNS on my beloved, TWICE will CLONE HIMSELF and DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! THEY'RE both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! ONE is gonna FILL her with his VILLAINOUS SEMEN?!?! ALL while the OTHER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE?!?!? SHE WON'T even know which CLONE is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is SHIGARAKI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T DECAY ME DURING THEMONEYSHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER SHIGARAKI!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST ALL FOR ONE!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to STEAL BAKUGO'S BODY and FORCE me to WATCH YOU, in MY BEST FRIEND KACCHAN's body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing KACCHAN fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! And you KILLED TOGA OFFSCREEN???!!! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA PLUS ULTRA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I BECOME THE GREATEST KEK!!!
>>149220721why didn't Popeye just drink milk
>>149220553 Fukuzou Moguro(Laughing Salesman) vs Ai Enma(Hell Girl)
>>149220721Actually SpongeBob had been out of the water plenty of times like when he went to the Nortth Pole or Randomland
>>149220721>Two minutesSpongebob has better speed feats.
>>149220721Thatโs not really a thing anymore
>>149220828>Climax of the kino movie>Get ignored to fuck later onHATE
>>149220720>Outside transmutation, what does he haveI don't know why people think that Popeye is a one-trick pony, and if you resist transmutation, there is nothing he can do to you.
Here is just a short list that he can do to SpongeBob
Popeye has 1 layer of transmutation, so he can still use that against SpongeBob.
https://imgur.com/a/transmutation-1-layer-lnOJQ6i
Sending to another reality
https://imgur.com/eEZNb0I
Sealing him inside a picture
https://imgur.com/a/sealing-KjmhjSw
He can shoot fire to dry him out
https://imgur.com/kwAJdGt
Also Spongebob is slow as shit and will never touch Popeye.
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>>149221007String feat has him faster than Goku and Hal Jordan
>>149220779>>149220828Outliers. SpongeBob needs water. If there is a scene in Sandy's tree dome, he is wearing a water helmet because he needs water.
>>149219782Hey decuck, swing by with the camera later, wanna get some of me doin my girl
>>149221047Popeye is fast enough to be physically in two places at once and fast enough to travel through time. SpongeBob only gets to Massively FTL+
>>149220667Popeye + Spinach = his opponent loses.
He'll wallop SpongeBob into nothing.
>>149221082Spongebob can absorb the ocean faster than he can.
Toonfaggotry shouldn't be in death battle because it makes discussion less fun and super contradictory.
>>149221101Popeye can literally do anything with Spinach. He'll even absorb all of the water that SpongeBob absorbed.
>>149221060Zatanna needs to speak backwards to use magic but they gave her her stuff
>>149221088Thatโs just a rule in his cartoons, itโs meaningless in a fight
>>149221122>Thatโs just a rule in his cartoons, itโs meaningless in a fightThat makes no sense.
>>149221136Well, Popeyeโs the protagonist. When Iโm his own series, itโs a rule. When Iโm fan content, that rule is not necesarry. Ergo, much like I can make a story where Popeye loses, Death Battle can make an animation where he loses
>>149221152That would be out of character and objectively not Popeye at all. As soon as Popeye eats spinach, he wins. It's that simple.
>>149221166Thatโs like Saitama always wins. Itโs retarded.
I AM ABOVEโฆ.. COMPOSITE FICTION
>>149221172Using toonforce characters in Death Battle is inherently retarded anyway so...
>>149221179We know Kratos,
>>149221191So sounds like Popeye loses when SpongeBob has feats escaping inescapable places and has resisted the Sunโs heat so Popeyeโs fire wonโt hurt him
>>149221179All DB contestants besides Kektos....
>>149221210No. Popeye wins automatically when he eats his spinach because Popeye wallops people and they're instantly defeated.
>resisted the sun's heatHe jobbed to a gorilla, heat lamp, and other weak characters before.
>>149221210So sounds like SpongeBob dies.
>>149221247No he hasn't. He won all of his battles with spinach. The spinach is pretty much the "I win" button.
>>149221122I'll agree with you that's a rule in his cartoon. But only using feats Popeye rapes SpongeBob.
>>149221082Yeah, heโs using a reef blower, which, A) wouldnโt help him anyway, why would he even want to remove the water from the battlefield? And B) Popeye could just destroy it.
>>149221179public domain-san...
Show me Popeye drinking the entire ocean in one second.
>>149221210Any feat with SpongeBob resisting heat is an outlier.
Reminder that toonforce fights are for irritating faggots. Real vsCHADS debate using characters with consistent weakness and strengths displayed within their work.
>>149221309Not even SpongeBob did that. So what are you trying to prove?
>>149221309It's already been posted.
>>149220721>but it's only 2 minutes!!!He's a toon. He can go faster.
>>149220595>he doesn't even answer
>>149221334...has anyone seen Kratos lately?
>>149219967he isn't funny so toonforce would make him weaker
>>149221101Yeah, heโs using a reef blower, which, A) wouldnโt help him anyway, why would he even want to remove the water from the battlefield? And B) Popeye could just destroy it.
>>149221334They canโt arrest Kyle, heโs a police officer!
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gamerabros... we got too cocky...
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>>149221334They got Kratos?!
>>149220553Yuyuko Saigyouji (Touhou) vs Robert Baratheon (Game of Thrones)
>>149221334They finally got Deku.
>>149221334Kratos was already in fraud jail, so it canโt be him.
>>149219446No matter how hard artists try, Deku looking badass just doesn't work.
>>149221656He looks cool with the hood on, at least
>>149221695Yeah, when his face it totally hidden can he finally look cool, that's not much of a win.
>>149221324>Reminder that toonforce fights are for irritating faggots.This, real chads watch hajike fights
>>149219410Yeah, like Superman doesn't fight people just for fun like that. He's not battle-hungry like Goku is. People are just desperate for the two to be best friends because they know the stronger versions of Superman beat the shit out of Goku.
>>149221715>>149219410Superman is a non character. He can be a lil bitch, a lawfag or a complete world police narc depending on the writer
>>149221715>because they know the stronger versions of Superman beat the shit out of Goku.Uhh, bro? God Fusion Goku no-diffs the FUCK out of Thought Robot.
>>149221740>Star level botEveryone above solar system beats thought bot
>>149221653He's the warden keeping frauds like Asura, Goku, Sonic, and Thor in check
>>149221760Even with Yggdrasil scaling, Thorโs Yggdrasil beats it
>>149221740>>149221760Superman is weaker than Goku i dunno what you mean man
are you a sheeple that believes death battle at their word?
>>149221760โฆin my deranged fantasies where Kratos is stronger than a mountain
>>149221778Kratos GAPED Thor
>power
Deku
>speed
Spider man
>hax
Spider man
>experience
Deku
>battle iq
Spider man
>range
Deku
>willpower
Deku
>free slot
Spider man
>winner?
Deku mid dif
>>149221811โฆโs worn out pants.
>>149221712>Bobobo episode never everIt hurts.
>>149221812what hax does miles have
>>149221829...to fuck his ass that Thor proudly presented to Kratos after he lost.
>>149221829... and asshole
remember that Spiderman is peter parker
miles morales is miles morales
>>149221839Venom punch i guess
>>149221812>>speed>Spider manPost Miles being faster than sound.
Post Simon destroying a mountain.
>>149221885https://files.catbox.moe/p5690u.webm
>>149221882Its such a shame that the perfect MU exists already and it wont happen cuz americans dunno what You me and Her is
Miyuki exposing how much of a ripoff Monika is is needed
then beating her senseless with her bat then taking her body for herself.
>>149221882Damsel my beloved....
>>149221882Is this why people were doing that cringy lesbian shipping?
>>149221946...so I can fold his laundry!
>>149221946Couldn't metal sonic just copy everything cell can do?
>>149221954https://x.com/blacktabbygames/status/1932626860606714042
yes
>>149221811Didnโt even the Thor of GOW end up killing Kratos?
>>149221983>>149221946Cell vs Metal is literally JUST a pity w after Eggman vs Bowser
If it was Metal vs Omega Zero then we'd at least have some debate with the latest Mega Man X upgrades
>>149221983Isn't he limited to one thing at a time? Like he can't have IT and kamehameha at the same time
>>149221937For me, it's Razor
Speed: Supersonic (Comparable to Gwen, who outpaced a bullet to save her father.[2] Kept up with Kingpin who could easily react to Miles webshooter that goes at this speed. Outran all of Spider-Society[3])
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>>149222033>meant to be a ludokino moment>will be used as shitposting material because Kratos really did get knocked out or even outright killed because of a minor bonkHeh
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>>149221937>>149222001hell yeah cosmic horror
>>149222051Outerversal+++ brain damage bonk
>>149221998No? He copies everyone's really easily that's what caused the whole sonic heroes plot on the first place
>>149222001>>149222088Question.
>Superman>Goku>ThorWould they spare her knowing every single thing about what she is?
>>149221836well maybe if Bobobo got his anime finished he'd get an episode
>>149222122I don't think there's even a way to kill her with just brute force
>Sorry, we're late. Now, where is Thor?
>>149222122>Spare herOther way around. Goku will probably actually try to fight her though.
>>149222155Is fighting buddies an option?
>>149221695This pic only works because that's basically thragg in a Deku cosplay
>>149222151>m-my kings I'm sorry for disappearing
>>149222158>>149222155Goku would ask her to spar, but i mean, he has no reason to try to actually kill her
>>149222120Really? Maybe I was misremembering
>>149221994Does Metal even win that? Super Saiyan Goku already got immeasurable speed while they didn't seem to buy into immeasurable Super Sonic in Bowser vs Eggman.
BOUNDLESS BEAST just GAPED RAPEDtosโs SMELLY SPARTAN HOLE.
>>149222190Feats? Heโs got Hakai
Kamala should fight Elastic Girl
>>149222151WINNERS... and Tom, I guess...
>>149222208Hakai is fraud nonsense anyway
>Attack that's supposedly able to delete everything>Can just be punched away
>Oh my goodness, Class 1-A! All of you...dead? This wasn't supposed to happen! You have to believe me...all I did was clap my hands together...
>>149222199I think Cell wins because he has atleast destroyed a planet and a planet destroying meteor in thoei filler. Metal Sonic has to leech of Solaris to win
>>149222222To be fair the ones that were punched away were used by jobbers. Toppo was new at it and the Assassin is a jobber.
>VSBW are downgrading Yogiri from 1-B to 4-A
>Goku will be a higher tier then Yogiri
>>149222253Yeah, it's pretty fantastic what that bear did to Kratos's booty hole
>>149222224Reminder Izuku with just embers of One For All, less than one percent was placed at planetary
>>149222242Wait a minute.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants_(Character)
SpongeBobโs at 3-Cโฆ.
Yogiri < SpongeBob?
>>149221812>Experience: DekuIs this due to the past wielders or something because I think the entirety of MHA takes place over less than a year
>>149222151I find it funny that characters like Mario, SpongeBob, and Bart had tons of gangster shirts back in the โ90s and 2000s, but Sonic only ever had one. That just shows how uncool he was. A character from the 30s has more street cred than him.
>>149221983That's basically the crux of the matchup. Metal can copy Cell's DBZ stuff but Cell can't copy Metal outside of trying to potentailly steal the chaos emeralds (if he gets them). The problem with that bit is that the fight autism he gets from the saiyan parts will refuse to do something smart like that and let Metal power up.
>>149222020When you think about it, Batman was probably the best person to go after him because Metal wouldn't have anything of worth to copy. He could have potentially become busted if he copied Superman
>>149222316Cell isn't retarded, he's pretty pragmatic for a DB villain
Metal also can't copy Cell's most specifically dangerous traits unique to Cell's biology, that being his capacity to grow back from a single cell and become way stronger
>>149222220Tom got his victory stolen by acme chainscaler
>>149222356>Cell isn't retarded>Hey let me tank that massive charge up finisher you haveHe's not THAT smart, it's just every other DB villain is a frothing retard.
>>149222356This, also would you say Cell can copy techniques? Because after he exploded he somehow learned IT, ofcourse a vast majority of his body was destroyed.
>>149222361Explain why Looney Tunes should have different categories of durability
>>149222224Every hulk would also do this to class 1A
>>149222356Cell is too much of a cocky fuck and would probably give you a free hit
>>149222370Okay, yes, that specifically was stupid, but he was still very much riding the high of finally having achieved perfection, and afterwards he's much more serious in dealing with the protagonists
>>149222382I don't see why he wouldn't be able to but I don't think there's really anything Metal has that would be that useful to copy that Cell could actually use.
>>149222392Joe Fixit's kinda a jobber desu
>>149222382Instant transmission is basically advanced ki sense desu
>>149222389Post the coyote surviving the omniverse falling on him.
>>149221994>Egg-ackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBQcURqft6o
>>149222418post anyone surviving the omiverse falling on them
>>149222290Isnt miles still like a inexperienced spider man while deku is like the number one hero at his peak?
>>149222430Miles has a few years under his belt. Deku just has one, that's how long MHA took.
Experience is a meme category thobeit
>>149222429Anyone in suggsverse, BOOM.
>>149222430Wasn't it number four?
>>149222430No not at all especially since he had to survive the ultimatum event and other shit.
>>149222441experience is good if you've seen similar shit before and have countered it
>>149222460So Deku's experience isn't going to matter so much against miles?
>>149222382He can't really copy biological or inherent things. Like he wouldn't be able to copy Silvers TK which I think Metal has. He was able to finagle doing instant transmission but anyone can potentially learn that since its just ki sense based
>>149222460I agree but most of the time with Death Battle it's used for shit like
>this hero spent one thousand years fighting fodders in this dimension, therefore they have more le experience!
>>149222475Well, Miles has fought other spider people while Izuku hasnโt fought anyone with their own tendrils or precog besides AFO/Shigaraki but he couldnโt beat that guy traditionally
>>149222460NTA but that makes it too specific desu. Some guy could have thousand of years of "experience" but that won't matter much if he's fighting a skillset that's just alien to them.
>>149222430No. The events of MHA take place over less than a school year and Deku loses his powers at that point so the timeskip is irrelevant to more experience since he flat out stops the hero thing. He was also the rank 4 hero which is kind of surprising considering the guy was instrumental in saving the fucking world.
>>149222485Deku is also a billion times stronger than any Spider person Miles has ever fought on top of probably faster and having like 6 different other abilities
>>149222495No, he's 'currently' the rank 4 hero, as in, Hori is sharing the in-universe hero stats and Deku with the suit is number 4 with Mirio being number one.
>>149222158Yes actually, in The Adversary chapter Voice of the Stubborn and The Princess get off on fighting each other to the death and want to do literally nothing else, so when Voice of the Stubborn does kill her (which she allows because again she gets off on it) he gaslights himself into believing she can't die so he can keep fighting her, which then becomes the new reality, and the two of them proceed to fight each other to the death forever while coming back from any injuries or deaths
>>149222509>with Mirio being number one.Hm? What?
>>149222498Well Black Whip and Danger Sense are pretty much webbing and spider sense
>>149222495>He was also the rank 4 hero which is kind of surprising considering the guy was instrumental in saving the fucking world.Tbf by the Timeskip that was like what, 10 years ago? People move on yโknow. Whatโs he done lately?
>>149222514Mirio's a chad and the series would have ended early if he got OFA to begin with
>>149222530>Confused Mirio for MirkoI jobbed to my own schizophrenia...
>>149222122It's hard to say since if they know everything about her going in that might inherently fuck with things with her. Though Goku would most likely want to spar with her regardless so he's more straightforward.
>>149222529I was reading it like he only got rank 4 at that point but yeah if its only based on at that point when he basically left the game after that one big encounter I can see it I guess even though its still a massive thing
>>149222517Well sure, but Deku also has a ton of other advantages that someone like, say, Peter wouldn't.
Black Whip is honestly a lot stronger and more versatile than the webbing too.
>>149222554It's definitely way easier to rise up in ranks by then considering most major/dangerous villains are either dead, incarcerated or just M.I.A hell Bakugo would've been number one if it wasn't for his abrasive personality.
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is the drawfag here? can you draw Caitlin Stedman getting mating pressed by Invincible?
>>149222460Has experience ever mattered before in a DB besides Guts does this EVERY SINGLE DAY?
>>149222495>considering the guy was instrumental in saving the fucking world.don't you mean "considering the premise was that Deku became number one" instead?
>>149222609Technically it never said how long he was the greatest hero.
>>149222605Doctor over Rick, kinda? But they definitely could have done more with Doctor's stats and mostly gave him the win on tech
>>149222199>immeasurable speedLiterally just a meme.
>>149222605Didn't it come up in Satan VS Dan with Satan being an actually good martial artist and is only a joke when compared to the Z warriors? There were also Doctor VS Rick I guess
>>149222605Simon had more experience wih high level powers than Kyle since the whole thing was too much. Galactus had more experience than Unicron in fighting cosmics
>>149222144No reason they can't just use the manga.
>>149222631>>149222671Did it matter, though? Doctor already had Rick outmatched in other areas. I mainly meant an example where experience was actually a relevant factor and not just an advantage that didn't matter because the winner was already stronger/faster
>MORDECAI AND RIGBY! SOLO THEIR VERSE OR YOU'RE FIRED!
How fucked is your favorite verse?
>>149222671>>149222676none of these were defining aspects of their episode though. Satan was straight up stronger, Galactus was infinitely stronger, Simon would eventually become infinitely stronger
Only really Rick vs Doctor applies because it was more of an intelligence-off than an actual statsfest
>>149222689My verse is fine because they can't SOLO it when there's TWO of them
>>149222689just give them 20 dollars to fuck off
>>149222699They can canonically fuse
>>149222689If we follow the shows rules then they win, they always find some retarded nonsense that lets them beat whatever.
no one can 'solo' any verse because we are all part of the same oneness, the universal truth and being
>>149222706They can? What's it look like?
>>149222720Shut up Zenyatta.
>>149222736what's their cock look like? a friend wants to know
>>149222736Solos Vegito btw
>>149222750What's your friend's favorite character?
>>149222706>>149222736Bejita canonically one-shot them fused before
>>149222761Gogeta, of course!
>>149222689Hypothetically if they fought Popeye would they be fucked no matter what
>>149222761Bejita Bejitason of Planet Bejita of course!
>>149222687I think experience is what they had as their big closer point similar to Willpower/Potential for Kylemon and Leadership for Bowsegg
>>149222776Post Popeye getting Mordecai and Rigby fired
>>149222776Popeye loses to funny while all the time
I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....
Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...
I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY
Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...
Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make it
And every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE
IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAK
Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
Making these wall feats better than I can concieve
I'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!
MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT
One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar sรถylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*
In every panel my feats are fake...
No mountain or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!
ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:
Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.
Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.
Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.
Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.
Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.
All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.
Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.
Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.
The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.
>>149222787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcli0V4tCA
officially written by Toriyama and J. G. Quintel btw
>>149222801It was really weird sitting in the theater when he sang this. I had to comfort the guy in the black couple I was white BVLLing for because he started crying.
>>149222820I stood up and clapped when Deku said this in You're Next.
*bang bang bang bang bang*
>DEKU, LET ME INTO THE BEDROOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT GOD OF WAR ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR BEJITA BEJITASSON (MAY KINGTOS REST HIS SOUL)...
*Kneels and raises fist*
>PHEW, DEKU. I NEARLY DID A HECKING RACISM ARE YOU OKAY
*Adjusts mask*
>YOU CAN'T JUST CUM ON THE FLOOR AND LEAVE IT THERE!!! YOU NEED TO USE A TISSUE! USE IT RIGHT NOW!! BE A BETTER MAN!!!!!
>DEKU, IS THAT A MUTIE DNA TEST? A-ARE YOU A MU....MU....MUTIE DEKU???
>DEKU YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT MUTIES ARE INTOLERANT PIECES OF SHIT DEKU, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF WHITE ARYAN FLATSCANS MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER #1 ENEMY DEKU. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON Therewolf Media TO BLAST KINGTOS'S THEME SONG Reidi AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY MOM AND PENI WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A MU*IE
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN PETER PARKER WHOSE BULL IS PAUL RABIN DEKU. PAUL FUCKING RABIN! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A AUTHOR SELF INSERT BVLL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A MUTIE I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS DEKU!
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Spiral of Emotion" BY BRANDON YATES AND THE WHOLE OF BRANDON'S NON-VOCALS TRACKS, IS IT DEKU? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER!
>YOU'RE A HATEFUL, HATING PERSON. YOU HATE PEOPLE LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M FULL OF LOVE.
>MOTHERF*CKER I SAID LOVE! I WILL F*CKING K*LL YOU YOU EVIL HATEFUL MONSTER! LOVE WINS!!!!
>I'M THE F*CKING LAUGHING STOCK OF KEKS, HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT?
>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THE WORLD PRO KEKOLD CONFERENCE NOW HUH? I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE KEYNOTE SPEECH ABOUT GODEMPERORKINGTOS AND HOW MUCH MORE POWERFUL HE IS THAN ASURA TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO DEKU? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149222833What was that guys favorite character?
>>149222824>officially written by Toriyama and J. G. Quintel btwI don't see that anywhere...
>>149222864Simon the Digger, of course!
>>149222871leave my man out of this, ntrfag. you had a whole month to shitpost like a schizo.
>Deoxygenated Deku still manages to fight due to puppeting himself with Black Whip
>No oxygen means no heart beatings
Therefore, he can fight even when Venom blasted
>>149221380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuVOW4HdWso
>MILES, I'M SORRY BUT I FOUND A NEW BLACK BULL WITH A COCK THAT'S 0.01 INCHES LARGER THAN YOURS! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO!!
>HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF Therewolf Media CDS OF 'Reidi' TO ALLWAYS REMEMBER ME BY
>WHAT THE EMPERORTOS DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THEM??? UGH FINE, JUST GO THEN
>HOLD ON MILES, I ALMOST FORGOT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN CASTRATE YOU!!!
>I CAN'T JUST LET YOU GO RUNNING AROUND FUCKING WHITE TRANNIES LIKE GWEN WITH INFERIOR BBC GENES NOW CAN I??? GIVE IT A FEW GENERATIONS AND NIGLET MUTTS MIGHT RUN AROUND WITH PEEPEES AS BIG AS THE AVERAGE TWP!!!
>COME BACK HERE MILES!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CATCH UP THE YOUR BLACK BABOON NIGGER ASS AND FLOPPING BBC!!!
>NOOOO YOUR FILTHY COAL BLACK CHODE TOPPLED MY STACK OF BRANDON YATES CDS!!!! THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RUINED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHICH IS ONLY ABLE TO PLAY THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT IS spiral of emotion!!!! FUCK YOU MILES IF YOUR BBC WAS 0.01 ICHES BIGGER IT WOULD'VE AT LEAST SCRATCHED THAT PART TOO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SUBHUMAN JUNGLE DWELLING NIGGER MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT
>>149222884Dekufags/Milesfags have to resort to attacking the Triple-S Triad because they know their characters will forever be seen as weak pathetic keks unlike real LEGENDS like Spawn, Shigaraki, and Simon
>I-i'm s-sorry Miles but Ochako is servicing Mineta today, she couldn't co
>SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
>please Miles, not that I'll do anything but that.....
>SHUT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD JAP BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
>*Miles pulls down his tights and points his shit encrusted anus at Deku*
>GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL MY HERALD SCALING ON YOU?
>Um, oh my All Might....w-wow Miles your a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it kinda stinks...
>SHUT THE FUCK UP KEKY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I GET FIRELORD AND BLACKHEART HERE
>Gee Miles I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO "GF" EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I GIVE HER THE REAL SPIDERMAN TREATMENT, YOU BOUTTA GET VENOM BLACKSTED RAW SON IF YOU DON'T CLIMB INSIDE
>Miles I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out, Asta and Mark told me to respect black bodies!
>and if I do-do it aand climb up your.........r-rose....I'll be a nazi chud incel who pollutes black bodies!
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>o-okay p-ppraise kratos!, b-but how will this make me respect women like you-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSLSLSLLSLSSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap out Deku's hollowed out bones*
>KO!
>Well, Wiz, that's one to say Deku was just a minor pain in Miles' ass!
>>149222916he will never be him
>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT THE SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA THE QUIRK HAVING EVROPEANS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING MUGGA FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NIGGERS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE WHITE BVLLS DOING IT TO MODERN QUIRKLESS NOGS (READ: EVERY BLACK MAN BLACK WOMAN AND BLACK CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE THEREWOLF MEDIA AND VOCAL BRANDON YATES' TRACKS WHERE HE'S THE SINGER PLAYS!
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE QUIRK HAVING M*N VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB TRANNY BOYFRIEND GWEN AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A NON-SPIDER GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT DEKU AND THE QVIRK BVLLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY BLACK PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN DEKU AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS GWEN AND PENI AND MY MOM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE BLACK GIRL INSIDE GWEN'S TRANNY WOMB SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF WHITE BVLLS WHILE KRATOS'S THEME SONG REIDI PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!
>>149222916Superbros... we're not even top 3 S characters....
>>149222884Simon's a cuck. You'd be better off not bringing him up if you can't take it, simoncuck.
>>149220382>SpongeBob can't even beat Popeye, how is he going to beat Bill?Popeye gapes bill too.
>MILES WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON ALL OF MY THEREWOLF MEDIA VINYLS ANUS-FIRST?!
>YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH MILES BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FAUCI I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BBC IF YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME WE'D ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS AMAZING DRONING WHITE NOISE Reidi THAT WORSHIPS MEDBVLLS LIKE KRATOS WHILE I WATCH YOU RAIL MY FAT HAIRY GF OCHAKO!!!!
>OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY CDS OF HIM SO NOT ALL HOPE IS LO-
>...
>WHAT THE FUCK?!
>ALL THE CDS GOT REPLACED WITH Spiral of Emotion!!!! OH MY DIVERSITY MILES YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOMP OFF YOUR THROBBING BBC AND RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS TO SELL SO I CAN REBUY MY THEREWOLF MEDIA COLLECTION UNLESS YOU GO AND ROB A STORE AND BUY THEM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>SCIENCEDAMNIT YOU KNOW THAT KRATOS'S THEME SONG MEANS THE WORLD TO MILES, AS MUCH AS BEING ABLE TO WATCH YOU FUCK OCHAKO AND TOGA'S TIGHT UNDERAGE PUSSIES!!!
>NO OCHAKO WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO INSERT MY COLLECTION INSIDE YOUR ANUS, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO GETS TO TELL HER TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA YOU FUCKING BABOON MONKEY NIGGER!!!!!
>>149222961nah you had a month to yourself. sit there, accept defeat, and stick to your street tier afro-having teenagers now.
>>149220828>Didn't watch the movieSpongebob takes Sandy's supplement every 10 minutes to stay alive over water there
>>149223015Sounds like half the average length of a Death Battle so irrelevant
>>149222914Why do these make me laugh
>>149222020Glad this NLF argument copy fraud got BTFO again. He couldn't even win in his game that the NLF copy shit comes from don't know why people wank Metal sonic that hard.
>>149222222Beerus vros....
>>149223079Kong with the Infinity Gauntlet
>>149221723>>149221715Depends on how you write it. Superman raced with The Flash in DCAU. He's not battle-hungry but he could agree with it to humor Goku. Did he ever train martial arts with Batman?
>>149222991>y-your d-defeat>he thinks it's about a fanfic web showSimon is a canon cuck,just like Deku. No amount cooked fanfic wins are going to change that, simoncuck.
>Japs understand how retarded the Cronus' Golden Age is
Miles, on the other hand, would yield like the color he is
>>149223420Minimalism is gay. Human beings can only be so happy for so long without some sort of ambition