>Space Beth and Beth are just Rick with vagina but better and more complex
>They are somehow the most popular and beloved character on the show. As well as the most important and complex.
I personally think Beth and Space Beth deserve a spin off. I do not care what Rick nor Morty are up too, they arenโt important to me or anyone else, only Beth is interesting and cool. Also I love when people beat up and insult Rick and Jerry, useless ass characters. This recent episode, as /co/ said, was the best episode ever (and not JUST because of Lolis)
I know that the whole "you need to have a high IQ to watch Rick and Morty" thing was a big meme in like 2017, but I honestly think enjoying R&M past season 3 should be an official test for low IQ.
>>149222114If you didn't dip after vindicators its over
>>149222080 (OP)Nah it was the loliโs.
>>149222203science doesnt lie
Sociopathic loli Beth > Alcoholic mom Beth >>> Rick Lite Space Beth
>>149222703Space Beth should have stayed a loli and become the third Smith child.
Beth never needed to go out into Space she needed to grow up in a family with her dad.
>>149222740Dang thatโs actually a much better idea for what to do with Bethโs character. The one that chooses the responsibility of the parent they are now, and the one who gets a do over as a kid. Sheโd get to be closer to Summer and Morty in a way she canโt as an adult, and have a childhood around her father. Her personality is fit for adventures, she could get along with bird daughter and have playdates. Even more interesting, adult Beth can learn self love in a way that isnโt fucking herself. Very good idea.
>>149222800>Morty gets to be an older brother to his MomHmmm
>>149222740If they Scrappy-Dooโd a murder loli with double incest potential into the show /co/ might actually talk about it again.
>>149222606>traffic jumps 600% after lolibeth shows upholy fuck that's hilarious
>>149222080 (OP)>They are somehow the most popular and beloved character on the show>This recent episode, as /co/ said, was the best episode everYou just want to have sex with cartoon children in Minecraft.
>>149222905Nah thatโs Bethfag heโs been posting for a while, heโs just taking a victory lap that sheโs gotten her first positively received episode ever.
>>149222905>prescription bottle on nightstandwhat kinda meds does gene take?
>>149222905>*pomf*>*pomf*>what are we gonna do on the bed, anon?>yeah, anon! what are you gonna do to us?
>>149222080 (OP)>a show about an unfaithful woman who hates her husbandgreat idea anon, that sounds like a wonderful show.
>>149222922Probably depression meds. He's a divorcee who lives alone, does therapy affirmations, and reads Twilight books. He's probably in a better headspace than Rick who indulges in alcoholism and escapism to get away from his problems.
>>149222980Getting real divorcee energy from this post. Is Gene your favorite character?
>>149222957Don't make it weird, anon.
>>149222957>Well, Itโs time Uncle Anon taught you girls how to play Halo Combat Evolved
Is Beth the most disliked cartoon mom in the past decade? The fuckin mom from Duncanville get's more love.
>>149222995how the fuck did you stumble onto 4chan
>>149223030I mean sheโs plappable the R34 community treats her right, itโs just she doesnโt do anything and is practically never sexualized. The Easter episode might be the first time weโve even seen her horny.
>>149223030Beth's tolerable. Alot of people really don't seem to like Linda from Bob Burgers.
>>149223052>itโs just she doesnโt do anything and is practically never sexualizedThat is every cartoon mom ever. It doesnt stop drawfags from drawing tons of porn of moms from children's shows. People just don't like Beth.
>>149222957now need a artist to fuse this
>>149223094Nah other moms get subtle service, Beth gets nothing but divorce plots and alcohol scenes.
>>149223094Beth barely acts like a mom. Her most motherly scene is the finale of the planetina episode.
Momfags like Moms because they have nice butts, and Summer mogs in that department. Even Bethโs mom is the hotter blonde.
>>149223109>nothing but divorce plots and alcohol scenesSo they're staying true to the character.
>>149223109>other moms get subtle serviceNot really. The most popular mom in modern times got nothing in 6 seasons.
>>149223163The character they wrote and continue to spin in circles despite experimenting with every other character, yeah.
Bethโs okay but sheโs the most underutilized character in the show, very bland. Fanart can make her hot but there isnโt much to work with.
>>149223134Diane is hotter for sure
>>149223134>Summer mogs in that departmentThey look exactly the same. Summerfags are delusional.
>>149223223Bethโs pants arenโt as flattering.
>>149223030>The fuckin mom from Duncanville get's more love.Fuck she's hot I wish she got more art.
>>149222114>enjoying past season 3Why are you still watching you retarded faggot? leave and go do better things with your life
>>149222683The Morty TV episode or whatever, where Morty realizes Rick's been reading his memories. One of them he got raped in and I believe it wasn't King Jellybean it was someone else that kidnapped him on an adventure.
>>149222995>Don't make it weird, anon.You're the one making it weird, I was just gonna recommend playing cards or maybe talking about favorite movies. Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>149223223When you see with eyes unclouded by hate all is revealed.
>>149213305 >>149213513 >>149214323*clears throat loudly*
A-HEM! A-HEM-HEM-HEM!
A-HEM!
Still waiting drawfag, Anon.
>>149222114Nah itโs still worth watching.
>>149223286Hey, that first suggestions mine. Glad someone else liked it.
>>149223223I thought the thing was that Summer exactly like Jerry, come on, be consistent.
>>149223280> All they need to do to fix Beth's character is make her ass fatter
>>149222922I'm guessing sleeping meds. More common for older patients and it would make sense to keep it next to the bed.
>>149222995>Don't make it weird, anon.LET'S make it weird
>>149223352After this episode itโs clear that making her 10 fixes her character
>>149223316>that Summer exactly like JerryHer face is. Her body is exactly like Beth's.
>>149223352They nearly doubled Summer's fan appeal but we're not allowed to have nice things.
>>149223180It's because they refuse to show a positive, White, heterosexual romance in Western media, but breaking her and Jerry up didn't work and everyone's sick of watching her shit on him (plus it makes her seem like a bitch since due to the nature of the show Jerry is typically objectively in the right with Beth and the others being psychopathic criminals) and their backup plan of focusing on Daddy/Daughter drama also isn't working because no one wants to watch a 34 year old whine about their Daddy not playing with them and ragging on the main character/having him ugly cry in therapy about fictional problems the writers make up on the fly isn't interesting so they're stuck in a limbo where they can't do anything with her.
>>149223352It would definitely help.
But seriously just have her do more and be more appealing in general, her design is fine but sheโs just vanilla icecream only not the endearing motherly kind, just kind of a default woman.
>>149223316Great taste, Anon.
>>149223411The 10 thing is better, but having two loli Beth's would probably get old after awhile. So I propose making one the loli and giving the other a fat ass.
>>149223443Pretty much. Theyโve tried everything but making her a good Mom/Wife doing good Mom/Wife things.
>>149223462The ideal situation.
>>149223468One of the several things the porn game does better.
>>149223455Thanks, I made sure to ask for something that was cute, in character, and appealed to the whole Beth-cest thing.
>>149223223summer is jerry but with tits and longer hair
>pic rel
>>149223533Tired old meme that isnโt even true based off of a single image edit of a promo drawing thatโs slightly more Jerry like than her actual model.
>>149223443Bob's Burgers, King of the Hill, and American Dad are all built around positive, White, heterosexual marriages, and that's just in the adult animation genre
Itโs too bad the fanart heyday is over. A few seasons ago this episode would have ran through the scene like crack.
>>149223414Justin designed her with a larger caboose. Check out the commentary tracks
clearly the knife ear people have the fatter ass
>>149223578Need some NSFW loli Beth art
>>149223533As of this latest episode Summer canonically resembles Princess Diana and Jerry canonically resembles Mr. Rogers.
>>149214901Embarrassed to say that it took me many hours, including a good night's sleep, to realize that this anon was (probably) not suggesting that loli Beth fucked horses. I suddenly realized what the anon was talking about in the middle of my shift at work, and silently went "ohhhhhhhhh" about it. But up until that point I'd just accepted it. /co/ is just like that.
>>149223747anytime they give a character dimples like the one on the right it looks so dopey
>>149223074I'm guessing the show flanderized her further and started actively being the reason Bob gets in trouble and gets away with it
>>149222606I wasn't here last night so I cannot confirm, but I do not doubt for a second that this is the truth.
>>149222905They are in desperate need of rape correction.
>>149224348check the archive, thats where the data comes from
>put on new episode just now
>5 seconds in I already know itโs another fucking Beth/Space Beth episode
I canโt stand Beth anymore. Should I even bother hitting the play button
>>149224474If you have any taste you'll enjoy it.
>>149222080 (OP)Hi Lily Orchard.
>>149224426I don't need to see it to believe it.
>>149224536>>149224552I love Gara he should draw more Gumball incest
You just know that if Rick used a machine to be young again, heโd be naked with his clothes still giant. Because only Rick and Morty can run around naked and show their pixelated junk on this show. A machine like this is like magic my ass. But other than that, great episode. Best of the season.
>>149222080 (OP)>They are somehow the most popular and beloved character on the show. They are?
>>149225058since the new episode dropped.
prepare for the surge in loli beth porn.
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>>149225087All according to plan
One would think Roiland was still working on the show
>>149225087Although I did certainly enjoy the episode (to put it mildly), it does make me kind of sad to see how hard Beth mogged Morticia. Call me a trad but I'm not gonna waifu a girl and her mom at the same time. Hopefully there'll be a kino Morticia episode in a future season though. One can dream.
>>149225109Yeah, the episode felt hella Roiland honestly. I'm not sure if I like Unmortricken or this better just as an episode, but this is definitely the episode that's made me feel most like they're capable of going on and being Roilandy without Roiland.
>>149225143It wasn't Roiland's style of humor at all, I was just referring to the baiting of more lolibeth porn. Also
>not into oyakodonfucking end yourself
>>149225167Oh, to be perfectly clear, I agree. It was still obviously a modern episode of Rick And Morty and not a classic one; it just didn't feel quite so neutered as I'm used to. Or at least the A-plot didn't, anyway; I can make excuses for the B-plot but it's imminently obvious that classic Rick And Morty never would have had Morty turn down a cute alien girl because he felt objectified. The best episode in a couple of seasons and yet the most out-of-character Morty moment in the show's run, for shame
>>149225195I expected the alien girl to be killed before morty would get laid, it'll make him livid to get blue balled like that.
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>>149222606That seems like a pretty normal activity curve for an episode?
>>149225232...would jerry as a kid be also different from his adult self? because the potential for a asriel/chara dynamic with shota jerry and the 2 loli beths is there.
>>149225312It was pretty much confirmed that he's essentially just Morty with slightly curlier hair and slightly higher confidence.
>>149225312Shota Jerry would be shota Buzzo from LISA.
>>149225321Yeah, but that's Jerry as a teen.
>>149222740>>149222800>Jerry watches the Loli version of his wife grow up into a hot teenager again.>He needs to keep himself from lusting over her, and he does successfully by going on an episode solo adventure about why he likes Beth in the first place.>Episode ends with now-teenage Beth going on a date with someone who is still surprisingly like Jerry, but not.>Adult Beth makes a joke that no matter what, Beth has a type, and it ends on a heartwarming note with Beth and Jerry together.>Just after the credits, we meet up with an adult Morty in college getting a knock on his dorm.>its Planetina, holding a little one in her arms, and shes just staring at Morty, and hes staring back.
>>149222996Halo Wars or bust.
>>149223747I hate The Liar Revealed plotlines, so I sorta stopped watching the episode near the beginning. Whose this lady with the big ass?
>>149225397It's a random background character. Anyway hi Doug
>>149225430(As for my own preferred random background character from that episode...)
>>149225430Nah, its Stebe. Still, nice ass. Might draw he if I can get a front shot.
>>149222080 (OP)>This recent episode, as /co/ said, was the best episode ever (and not JUST because of Lolis)/co/ said it was the best episode of season 8 not "ever" you dumb femnazi. Beth got 1 good nugget in a load of her shit episodes.
>>149225397>MUH TROOOOPESAutism
>>149225482Tropes are a thing for a reason. I didn't like them when I was five, I didn't like them at fifteen, and I won't like them when I'm fifty. Something about keeping the charade up makes me cringe.
>>149225511You know, I don't have a specific preference for liar revealed plots, but I felt the opposite way about the episode, for whatever it's worth. I thought that they didn't commit enough to the premise. I got all excited for pitches from fans/crew/etc that it was gonna be an Amogus episode, and then in the actual episode itself I got a little bit hyped about how fucked up Rick's scheme was, but then nothing ever really came of it and the episode just kind of veered onto a completely unrelated and less compelling course.
The site I use still doesn't have the most recent episode yet, what the fuck's the hold up, they air on sunday right?
>>149225321huh, so he IS just like asriel then, just more useful in crafting shit, like a boy scout or something.
>>149225330now I am really curious on how jerry would be like at 10 years old.
>>149225543There is a mega floating around in the last few threads.
Did a mega binge starting from S1 and while I enjoyed it, now I'm angry and depressed, stupid smith family reminds me of my own, except worse since at least *sometimes* they get along.
Get a damn divorce already and stop putting me in the middle of everything
>>149225448check the archives
>>149225511Yeah, you have autism
>>149225630Kill your brown family by poisoning or letting the stove open overnight and commit suicide with a cyanide pill.
Otherwse they'll just keep breeding. Think of the children! Think of your siblings and the future of the white species!
For any AI brohs, I made a Lolibeth character card
https://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/lolibeth-72bbc387dc17
https://files.catbox.moe/yd5f85.png
Go nuts, I'm particularly interested if any of you can break her before she breaks you
You'd just use her as a slime girl while she uses you as a stinky human, right?
>>149225718What are slime girl stereotypes?
Seeing 10-year-old Beth reminded me of how uninteresting I was, at that age. It was also that age when my crush denied my feelings for her.
>>149222957Welcome to Mario Kart!
>>149223095Woah Knock knock 2 is looking good
>>149225823I've heard about Wide Screen, but this is RIDICULOUS!
>>149225538Hmm. If its like that, then maybe I should watch it.
>>149225647I could've told you that.
>>149223120>>149223451I think this is a big issue that's kept me from finding Beth titillating all these years. She hardly reads as a 'mom character' outside of the aforementioned Planetina ending, maybe one or two moments in S1 back when the Smiths were just standard sitcom tropes, and the "bad memories" in Total Rickall. Beth is way more defined by her daddy issues than by her role as the family matriarch.
>>149225397That was the perfect setup for a classic Rick and Morty adventure where they get caught up in a situation of their own doing. Even when the writers get something right for a change, you STILL complain...
Best ep since the first one this season, I was losing hope but seems they still got it. B story felt a bit rushed and Morty's voice was particularly grating, but overall I liked it
>>149225718All my time on 4chan has prepared me for meeting a slug girl like this.
>>149225763Subsists on "protein" (cum), tastes like fruits, can't wear clothes, vore
>>149226150I'm starting to think I'm the only one who's actually okay with Belden's Morty voice. The guy is obviously more limited in how far he can push different emotions compared to Roiland, but I feel he still makes it work overall. Maybe more of you will come around to it once the writers start PRIORITIZING MORTY MORE
>>149226200I had no issues with it the first 7 episodes, just this one in particular was pretty noticeable
>>149222080 (OP)They're boring as adults. They peaked hard as little psychotic twins. It's all downhill from here.
>>149226277I'm pretty sure the intent of the show is that they were like that by nature, but I'm really fond of the idea that it was specifically a phase of acting out after Diane died.
Anyone have the pic of the chick holding the blow up Gwendolyn doll. It gets posted often enough. Literally cannot find it on the Internet ...
>Tiny Beths find Jerry and try constantly to have sex with him via trickery, persuasion or brute force.
>Jerry runs away because he doesn't wanna be a pedophile.
>>149225195>Rick And Morty never would have had Morty turn down a cute alien girl because he felt objectifiedDepending on how far back you wanna go, he would've also been too nervous to get that far
>>149226557You are touching on what I think would be the only workable justification for the plot thread - if we established Morty as outright confident enough that pussy has little value to him now. But that would require making something like Detoxxed Morty the norm rather than a one-off. And shit, has the show actually gone down that route and I've missed it because it frogboiled its way there?
>>149225630do DMT, ensure it comes in glass otherwise it'll lose its effect on the plastic.
then use the trip to travel towards another timeline.
This episode was like it just had two B plots.
>>149226716Exactly a two Beths plot
>>149226716Iโd like to explore these two B-plots in depth.
>>149223533> pic relThat's not only hilarious, and in character, but something they should 100% do in an episode. Bonus points if Summer gets jealous.
Honestly, now I'm imagining an episode where Jerry somehow gets long hair and tits and becomes the most popular girl in Summer's school while she throws a fit about it. Especially if he literally just has long hair and tits and isn't gender swapped or deaged at all.
>>149226843something tells me those 2 b plots will leave your ass like the gates of the church, always open.
>>149223573I didn't say it had never been done before or that the entire industry was in unison in refusing to do it, just that Rick and Morty refuses to do it which is why they're having trouble. Case in point: all of those examples are acclaimed and suffer no problems with the characters or their dynamics. Literally everyone is down for a Linda, Peggy, or Francine episode. Much less Beth.
>>149223578Very true. I also hate to say it, but just imagine if Shadman hadn't quit making porn. I feel like there would already be an internet wide incident as a fallout kek
>>149224016I'm not opposed but I feel like that could've just been the first two names that popped in his head. The aliens don't actually know what any of those people look like besides maybe the owner.
>>149226277jerry is holding them back, leave them alone long enough and both beths will flip that switch, going back to their beth sanchez selves.
because beth smith and beth sanchez are 2 different people.
>>149226301that makes sense, beth was relativately 10 when diane died.
>>149222905Is really not our fault. Loli beth exuberates such sexual energy the jenies need to delete even screencraps from episodes thinking is porn. Is that bad.
>>149224036That's hilarious, Anon.
A similar story. One time a show was talking about reasons a girl might not have a hymen but be a virgin still (I don't know why but I remember it being a thing that came up in a few shows at some point around 2009-ish) and the characters said: "Maybe she rode horses or just climbed over a fence once as a kid." and based on the context clues I assumed both examples were just some kind of strenuous activity that required stretching/jostling around and that's why it would've broken. It was only many years later after having recounted those examples to many people who gave me weird looks over it that I was actually climbing over a fence, lost my balance and knocked myself in the nuts with a fence post that I realized they probably were making a joke about her getting impaled on one.
>>149224426I'm always surprised at how Anon's will live post during the good moments like that. Like personally I'm watching the show so I can enjoy it or I post after the moment's passed and we've hit a commercial or a slow spot in the show but it seems like a lot of Anons post during the cool thing as it's happening.
>>149224927It is kind of B.S. especially after that thread we just had about female characters being used for nudity gags with many pretty good examples. I forgot this show makes it a point to show pixelated nudity, there's literally no reason not to.
>>149225167More specifically, oyakodon where the Mom is de-aged to the same age? Pure, unadulterated kino.
>>149225225I think it would have been funnier if when she asked him to say something racist he misunderstood her and said something about her being blue or slimey resulting in her getting pissed at him about it.
>>149227040>implying she wouldn't get even more turned on
>>149224927I only appreciated that bit for the Arthur C. Clarke reference.
>>149225312I think it would be a lot more fun if he was a confident and hyperactive kid, though I like the idea of Jerry having to parent Loli Beth and having the effect of being the only one that tames her/fizzles her out. It would be a nice inversion to their normal dynamic where she's always busting his chops.
>Loli Beth: "Whoo! I'm going to trap those squirrels and pop their heads off! Then I'll make them into socks!">Jerry: "I don't think so, young lady! Squirrels are out friends and an important part of our ecosystem. Who's going to squirrel away all those nuts if we don't have squirrels. You can't bird away nuts!">Loli Beth: "Aww, Jerry, you're lame!">Jerry: "Maybe I'm lame, but you know what else I am? A conscientious homeowner who makes vital contributions to my community.">Loli Beth: "Hmmph!">Jerry: "Come on, don't you wanna feed the cute little squirrels?">Loli Beth: *kicks the dirt*>Jerry: "Their whiskers tickle when they take the nuts out of your hand. Oh, There's one now! Tee-hee, tee-hee, he tickles! ">Loli Beth: *watches him before begrudgingly feeding a squirrel, giggling despite herself as his whiskers tickle her hand* >Jerry: "See? I think someone's becoming a conscientious member of their community!">Loli Beth: "No, I'm not!">Jerry: "I think you are! Who's a conscientious member of their community? Who's a conscientious member of their community?"> *Jerry starts to tickle Loli Beth, causing her to laugh and fall on the ground*>Loli Beth: "Stahp! Hahaha, O.K. It's me! *grumbling shyly* I'm a conscientious member of my community.">Jerry: "Haha, there we go. Now, lets go inside an have some organic off brand Kool-Aid!"
>>149225538I agree. I feel like they needed to set up why they were robbing them in the first place, especially since they didn't keep the treasure. I could've almost looked the other way if Rick was still blasted drunk and an asshole that refuses to explain himself like in that season one episode where they needed crystals or something, but that was even explained as they powered his portal gun or something. This one seemed like it was just for giggles and felt a little out of character for sober Rick. I was rolling with it but by the time they get to the chase I was like: "Why are they still tagging along?"
>>149225630Spend more quality time with your parents
>>149226200I don't even notice but I agree it seems like they have to keep it more subdued for both characters whereas Roiland want pretty off the wall with them. I wish they'd just bring him back no one would even care at this point.
>>149227178lol too late for that, only thing left of this family is sharing a last name
>>149227104Meh, TV Tropes desensitized me to it.
>>149227219Do it anyways.
>>149227229They will not interact with each other in that capacity, they don't interact at all, actively avoid each other in fact, I'm not just being lazy when I say its too late
imagine if jerry and beth met as kids
Jerry kill count would be in the 100 lmao. She could unironically make him worse
>>149227236Spend one on one time
But how come there is no uohh of them yet?
>>149227564The fandom is underground at this point
>>149225232Very cute work, now make them KISS
I only care about Rick and Morty at this point because I really really really really really wanna fuck Summer.
>>149227988I don't think Summer's irredeemable but she's easily the worst waifu in Rick and Morty proportional to her screentime.
>>149227999Oh Summer is a total fucking bitch.
Luckily correcting bitchy sisters is my fetish.
>>149223280Beth has a butt, but Summer has a certified CRAPPER. ZAMN!
>>149228033It's mostly the yoga pants.
>>149222080 (OP)She and space Beth totally fucked Gene at the end of the episode, right? Fuck, that's hot.
>>149225711I was expecting low-effort cringe, but this is not bad. You put some work into this.
I hope an endorsement gets some other anons to try your card out.
>>149225711Definitely gonna give this a whirl when I get home from work today
>>149225711I get too paranoid over this stuff
>>149222114By this point I just want to know how it ends.
Like it was with HIMYM, it stopped being funny or fun. but you still watch to know how it ends.
>>149227564That's what I want to know
>>149228220They can't get you for text.
>>149228230They could really end Rick and Morty anyway they want, but I think the best way would be for the cast to die in a horrible explosion. After that it cuts to Rick and Morty in the space ship above, Rick is drunk and says there we go garden of Eden all for you Morty!
>>149228230Theyโre gonna go for the big Rick sacrifice ending.
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>>149227123oof...imagine with 2 loli beths, they are gonna fall heads over heels for him and probably be his friend too.
in a way, if beth and jerry grew up together as neighbors or childhood friends, both would be far more stable an proper.
>>149222905why didnt gene fuck them?
>>149222080 (OP)>I love when people beat up and insult rick and jerry, useless ass characters.OP, In this household we don't tolerate Jerry Slander.
>>149222080 (OP)As long as Jerry ends up with Tricia.
I would support a spinoff.
>>149222905What do their expressions mean here?
>>149226994Imagine her getting FUCKED by Jerry.
>>149229167jerry would become shotafied before they bang him anon
>>149229207Jerry was always adorable!
>>149229167>They tie Jerry down and have their way with him, one bouncing on his dick the other riding his face.>Jerry tries to protest but can't get out of his bonds and eventually gives in to the pleasure.
>>149229258>rick walks in and Jerry begs for help but he just looks at his daughters and nopes out of there>one of them runs after him but he's already ejected their bedroom into space
>>149229269>>149229258> "well, this universe is a lost case. M-ัrgh-morty, Summer, pack you bags"
Fucking great episode, I loved it. Psychopath Loli Beth was one of my favorite jokes of the old episodes and seeing an episode with 2 of them going rampant was absolutely amazing. I hope everyone else enjoyed this as much as I did. The sideplot with the park and the racist alien chick was pretty fun too.
>>149224927It's probably more due to rating guidelines than creator choice, male nudity is less sexualized than female nudity.
>>149229772i wish she stayed young
>>149226277Considering how popular she is, I doubt loli Beth won't return. I could absolutely see her becoming a more recurring character either from another dimension or as an accidental third clone, a third Beth clone that chose to be young forever and becomes a new series villain could be interesting.
>>149229889and she kisses jerry and doesnt stop until he passes out from lack of oxygen
>>149227199I think he was just a liability to work with and him getting the boot because of domestic abuse or hitting on minors was just a very convenient excuse for them to justify getting rid of him. It was never about his personal life, it was just that him coming to work drunk and being an asshole was annoying the shit out of everyone else working on the show.
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>loli Summer episode never
>rest of the season
>no one talks about trhe show if an episode isn't on
>loli beth episode
>full threads
i know what you are
>>149229966you had a giant incest baby morty
so zip it
>>149222905imagine the sex
Is Beth meant to appeal to moms who donโt enjoys being mothers? Who is this character for?
>>149230109a experimental nutcase made for testing.
https://youtu.be/NxZGx8zaAPk
>>149230135She feels like some sort of wish fulfillment for women who threw their lives away by getting pregnant young.
>>149230156she kinda is now that I think about it...but still her character is more volatile and flexible than what it used to, beth was different every season.
Maybe my heart isn't as dead as I thought, that it couldn't pump a little bit at seeing 350 year old Rick getting his ass beat by his daughters, while they scream and finally let out their inner frustrations, only to cry hug together.
Am I gay.
>>149230227No it was a well written moment.
>>149230227350 year old Rick better appear again...
>>149230227nah anon...it caught us all off guard.
>>149230144Are you seriously shilling your own content?
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>>149230322360 years old but because both Beths reverted into the same 10 year old version (makes sense, they're clones) it's also safe to assume that's the oldest our Rick's body will get. As far as seeing it again, a Rick old as piss sitting on the throne of God making sure other versions Rick's who are protecting his families remain safe would be a cool episode
>>149230227it's a human moment morty
I personally stopped watching R&M after the sperm episode.
>filtered
Nah, I just got bored with the show at this point.
>>149231046no that episode is agreed as probably the worst one.
If you had to watch one newer-ish episode or even one episode at all, I highly recommend you watch fear hole.
>>149222957I'm going to [Spoiler]read you two a bed time story[/Spoiler]while I[Spoiler]practice my Calculus[/Spoiler]
>>149231101>hateHate is a strong word.
>>149231141move on with your life bro that episode came out almost 4 years ago
>>149229036Because he's too pure, unlike me
>>149224679EEEWWWW, Garax is very seriously disgusting.
Are we gonna get loli Beth porn or not?
>>149223578theres already 5 images up just from sunday though
>>149226843why is he so happy?
>>149231008>a Rick old as piss sitting on the throne of God making sure other versions Rick's who are protecting his families remain safe would be a cool episodeThe show is often criticized for depicting Rick as an omnipotent God when he is anything but. This would be total ass.
>>149226843Someone should draw a version of this with the Beth loli twins nude.
>>149226843Get your damn shoes off the bed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>149225711One reply in and she's already poisoned the pigeons! There's the loli Beth we know and love!
>>149231774God I love that song
>>149231747>''GEt yOuR dAMn ShOEs oFf tHe BEd''>''I'm a virgin!''
So this episode gets a free pass here because this board is so heavily infested with pedos? The whole time I just wanted to beat the shit out of Beth and yell at her till she finally acts like a 34 year old woman is supposed to
>>149232196You need to go back
>>149232192>>149222905did they know what they were doing?
>>149232217Been here way longer than you
>>149232222You bet your sweet bippy they did
Could Rick cure the Flood Infection, or would he try to fuck it?
>>149230227>>149230227>rick: I didn't abandon you, my beth died.That makes even a feelingless being like me cry.
>>149231603He thinks he's dealing with two normal Beths who just want cocoa. They aren't.
>>149231101You seem a little too eager to throw that around.
>>149222905God this image is briming with latent eroticism.
>>149232393Fuck it and then get depressed when they break up while ''Can ya feel it'' plays in the background
>>149229999It also happened to be the only good episode of the season.
>>149233004Nah, the first half were all better. Anything involving both Bethโs is just annoying, and so was this no different. I donโt know who the fuck is supposed to like Beth
>>149232393He couldn't save the Cronenberg dimension so I'd say no.
>>149233047You make Beth a loli and she becomes much more likeable and interesting to me.
>>149233097Iโm not a sick fuck, so I donโt share your shit taste
>>149233102*Insert Eliot Stabler meme here*
>>149233199I still remember when my grandad and I watched that one episode where he prayed with a guy and they touched foreheads. He immediately called them queers. I miss him.
>>149233047>I donโt know who the fuck is supposed to like BethThis guy would.
>>149231627No. Stop watching the MCU, fag. Itโs plots donโt work in other shit. Rick needs to be bought down to humanity more, not god level. Sick of Godmod Rick, and thatโs why Rick and Morty is better than it has been- it focuses more on Beth and knocked Rick down a peg. Also the writing is getting better.
>>149233395Replied to the wrong guy, met to replay to the guy youโre replying too.
>>149232518It's just two kids laying on a bed doing nothing enticing.
This episode has definitely shown the mental issues with /co/ if nothing else.
They weren't sexualized. YOU are sexualizing them.
>>149233548If you don't get it, then you don't get it.
>>149233548>They weren't sexualized. YOU are sexualizing them.And?
>>149233199>>149233230What show is that guy from anyway? I only know him as Beecher's psycho boyfriend in OZ
>>149233784Law and Order: SVU (Special Victims Unit)
>>149222905The scene of the Beths just sitting on Gene's bed brings back memories
>be me>around 21 years old back in 2014 or someshit>living at my aunt's place at the time>my two cousins, both aroud the ages of 10-8 or so from the older to the younger, (they had just a little under two years of age difference,) are incredibly attached to me for some reason>to the point where they do stuff like wake me up at mornings by crawling next to me on my bed>constantly want my attention, basically cling to me, give me hugs, want me to give them piggyback rides or let them sit on my lap and generally insist on me spending time with them.>me, never having experienced any positive attention like this before, basically go trough picture related, and become extremely attached to those two girls in turn, probably unhealthy degree.The memories of the times I spent with my cousins are still the happiest ones I have. I still long for that sort of closeness and affection.
/blog
>>149233395Rick was NEVER godmode and you're retarded for thinking he is just because he's really good at killing people (sometimes). Quit pogfacing at the action and pay attention to the themes he is constantly having people get the better of him, having his mistakes/failures shoved in his face, and continually getting served comeuppances on a silver platter. Just because he called himself God a few times you think that means it's real? Fuck Rick couldn't even kill the Rick that killed his wife, he needed Evil Morty to help. Even a zeus like being wasn't enough to kill Rick which like many myths implies he has some kind of divine protection. Think about it, Evil Morty wouldn't even exist if Rick hadn't helped build the citadel to hunt the guy. He's his own ex machina
>>149234239I know there's something wrong with me because even this didn't irritate me at all, it genuinely thrilled me.
>>149234239And to think I almost didn't watch this episode. So glad I did.
>>149228143>I hope an endorsement gets some other anons to try your card out.Thanks, first character card I ever published (I have fucking dozens of them on my machine) I upload more at some point.
Really wanted to do a Nerris (Camp Camp) one tonight... but then I got high.
>>149228220Just run it locally broh
>>149228243They totally can, at least in Texas now.
>>149231806Glad you're having fun with her. Really interested in seeing one of you fuckers out-psycho her, though.
>>149234239I was fully on board with the premise at that moment.
I wish that the episode had just focused on them to be honest. The earth world shit was fucking boring and lame.
>>149234280>Glad you're having fun with her. Really interested in seeing one of you fuckers out-psycho her, though.I'm mostly playing it as being shocked and disturbed yet also enticed and intrigued despite myself. Really leaning into the ''oh god this is wrong and she's scary but I still want her so badly'' angle.
this season has been quite sexual with the easter bunny and morty's encounter with the slug, I wonder if they'll keep going or tone it down.
>>149234280>at least in Texas nowTexas will track you through other states if they think you did wrong.
https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/tracked-across-state-lines-texas-sheriffs-use-of-license-plate-data-raises-alarms-national-surveillance-technology
>>149234285>I wish that the episode had just focused on them to be honest. The earth world shit was fucking boring and lame.Dude same. I didn't hate the earth world stuff per se, it just felt so boring in comparison to the Beth stuff
>>149234360yes there's an A story and a B story. The epsiode begins and ends with Beth, it's a Beth episode
>>149234374Double the Beths, double the fun!
>>149234360This is always the problem with A-plot/B-plot episodes; I have no idea why people are always complaining that they want more of them. Sometimes it works better and sometimes it works worse, but "the A-plot is fascinating and I groaned every time the B-plot showed up to take time away from it" is the default outcome.
>>149234332but not other countries and specially if it is petty bullshit.
>>149234239I laughed because I knew /co/ would be complaining about this bit.
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>>149234239It was exaggerated to sell the annoyance of โtheโ kid screech but I was endeared it was cute.
>>149234239Made me sure that I'll never have kids if given the chance.
>>149234394more like twice the fall.
>>149234394More like double the female middle age slop. Seriously, Beth is only 34, but acts like she's in her 50's.
>>149234239>still no webmffmpeg mpvfags get to work
>>149234595Nah it was fun
>>149234627Maybe I should have amended it to double the LOLI Beths double the fun?
>>149225711you know...beth is oddly responsive with undertale roleplay, she even responded well with asriel personality.
>>149234668bud AI will treat anything as anything, if you pretend to be an ant she'll get a magnifying glass
>>149234696exactly that, which is why I tested her with a personality akin to jerry and despite her being crazy, at least with me she responded in a way I didn't expect.
she has a type for jerry.
>Jerry being shoved into a police car because Tiny Beths keep trying to fuck him and call a grown man their husband
>Both of them say they've already fucked before
>>149234753>Jerry: ''I keep telling you they're really 34 years old!Cop: ''Yeah that's what all you lolicons say, tell it to the judge!''
>>149234753holy jesus...they totally would pull that shit off if they could, maybe it was for the best jerry wasn't there or else those 2 beths would go full degenerate mesugaki on the man.
>>149234753>>149234787>>149234790How WOULD Jerry react to a Keiko situation?
>>149234870is that the fucking half life logo?
>>149222080 (OP)>more complexpffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Is this season worth watching at all?
>>149234912Depends, why do you watch Rick and Morty, humor or characters/concepts? Do you like middle of the road Rick and Morty or only the best stuff?
>>149234870I Imagine he'd be super confused and start freaking out, wondering if him still loving and being attracted to Beth as an adult should transfer over to her child self and if so would that make him a pedo?
>''I have to love my wife! We said for better or for worse after all!''>''Does that still apply if she's de-aged though? Is that in the bible?''
>>149234239VICTORY SCREECH
https://files.catbox.moe/mln2iu.webm
>>149234930I don't really know how to answer that, is it good or not?
>>149234753I wonder if Morty and Summer could defend Jerry before the law or if they would stay out of the matter, knowing the consequences of saying they're the children of two 10-year-old girls.
>Summer and Morty find themselves locked up in a mental hospital.>Summer: #$%&@!! How did we think that saying two 10-year-old girls were our mothers was a good idea?!>Morty: We should have thought about it better in hindsight.
>>149234960There are no bad episodes, there are no great episodes, itโs very consistently mid. Theyโve done better with the characterizations and concepts, but this is the least funny season. In my opinion itโs better than 4/5/6, 7 rivals it because 7 had a few bangers and this has none, but 7 also had bottom of the barrel episodes and this has none. Watch the premiere, if you like that youโll probably like the rest. Low point is E2.
>>149234958>The last thing you'll hear will be a high-pitched shriek of death, only to go deaf before you die.
If shadman were still around he could've milked this episode for YEARS
This is the first thread that I've seen about this season.
I actually decided to watch when I saw loli Beth was in it.
>>149235093didn't he milk season 1 beth?
>>149235112>I actually decided to watch when I saw loli Beth was in it.What do you think brought everyone ELSE back?
>>149235132Season 1 Beth didn't have her personality.
>>149235093Shad stopped doing loli stuff a while ago even when he was still around. He became obsessed with Belle Delphine for some reason too.
>>149235132>>149235140>>149235186Early series Beth was a morally dubious wine Mom with daddy issues. The Tiny Beths as seen in this new episode are straight up evil and exceedingly dangerous, the Froopy Land episode alluded to her being evil but the level of malice and actual destruction caused in Beth's childhood was up to interpretation. We now see that Rick was completely in the right for Beth to be stuck in a childproofed pocket dimension, it was for EVERYONE's Safety.
Holy fuck has Summer's VA been phoning it in the whole season or is it just this episode?
>>149235312Sheโs getting old
>>149235309While this is broadly correct, I do at least vaguely suspect that the deaged Beths seen in this episode were an exaggeration of the real ten-year-old Beth's personality; ten-year-old Beth as remembered by thirty-four-year-old Beth. It's all shit she really would have done as a child, but clustered more closely together. A greatest hits reel of sorts.
>>149234651I don't care what you beat your meat too, this shit was grating.
>>149233102>Iโm not a sick fuckThat sounds like some a sick fuck would say
Someone on the team has daughter issues because Summerโs been flanderized to only care about drugs and Young Beth/Bird Daughter are both murder lolis. Something strange there.
>>149234787>>149234790>>149234984>Tiny Beth: Hey Jerry, we got you some Rock CD's and Beer in this van!>Jerry: Oh, uh, thanks Beth? Why are you a little girl?>Tiny Space Beth: Come on Jerry hurry up to the van, the beer's gonna get cold!>Jerry: Well I'm sure this has something to do with your father but I'm sure you're just as sweet as I remember back when we were kids, lead the way girls!>Tiny Space Beth to Tiny Beth: I'll get his pants, you get his shirt.>Jerry:What?>Tiny Beth: Nothing! I think there's some Metallica at the bottom of the pile>Jerry bends down to sift through the box of CD cases>Last shot of the scene is both Beths with devious looks on their faces before they shut the doors behind them.
Finish watching the episode. Loli Beth is cute and endearing and I want porn of her.
>Grandma unity never ever
:(
>>149235405I didn't find it grating but that's just me.
>>149235479*Cue 70s porno music*
>>149234239this is unironically the most realistic scene in the entire episode
>>149225754great art swain, i was waiting to a great artist like you draw her
>>149225718what's her name?
creme of a cookie konoha retard sex is real life he died spades in the ass the counter thoughts
>>149235479>but I'm sure you're just as sweet as I remember back when we were kids.Poor Jerry, he repressed the trauma of living next door to Beth.
>>149235678Is this some sort of secret code?
>>149234280Your card's gonna be trending. I guarantee it.
I'm not inclined to the young'uns like half of /co/ apparently is, so I'm just having fun with the slasher sim you (accidentally?) created.
She's already killed me a few times, so this last attempt was pretty lazy. I guarantee she's killing me as soon as I hit send.
>>149235776art source? how do i set mine up like that
>>149235934>art source?I took his image and threw it into a slop generator.
>>149235934>how do i set mine up like thatCharacter expressions. Should be included if your ST install is fairly recent.
Go to extensions, expand the character expressions section, add your image (preferably PNG with transparency) to the 'neutral' slot, set the default expression to neutral, click the one you added and you're set.
You don't have to use the classifier, and it's a monster bitch to make a good expression set for, imo, not that good a payoff.
You can upload images to the other slots and use /emote to trigger them during chats.
>>149235776How... How do I set up a chat? You've opened my eyes to something new.
>>149234239This bit unironically popped my ears
>>149235479>>149235684Didn't Jerry meet Beth in highschool?
>>149236199Repressing trauma can make you forget people.
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>>149235479would beth pull the reverse? she going full cougar on shota jerry?
>>149222905there's literally no doubt in my mind that there's a pedo behind this frame
>>149236252you think that because of her legs position but that is just a common pose in a bed but your cum fulled brain turned that image into TOT
>>149230109Beth appeals to the modern empowered woman who has been given the agency to pursue a successful career, be the girlboss breadwinner, raise a family and effectively have it all but has found herself miserable because ultimately women cannot be happy
>>149236293>Two small children wind up on a grown man's bed in coquettish poses Yeah, nah, that's sus
>>149236305He also seems oddly enthused about the whole thing. You can rationalize it, but the more obvious strictly comedic direction to take it, I think, would be for him to be preemptively terrified.
>>149236319i think the show was baiting with the troop of daddy issues replacement specially with the hot coco but both Beths killed that idea very quick.
>>149236355Consider, conversely, that the Beths immediately tie his behavior to his being divorced and lonely.
>>149236243Hate to say it but no. We see her bitch whenever Jerry acts weak and seeing a weaker child Jerry would push her to the deep end.
>beth rick and jerry are getting better each season
>morty and summer and getting worse each season
at last i truly see...
So Beth calmed down after her dad left and she wasn't being indulged or bailed out by a superhuman anymore?
>>149236523I suspect she also got temporarily worse after her mom died.
>>149236523After seeing this episode I'm pretty desperate to find out how the fuck Beth managed to eventually mellow out.
>>149235312Isn't apathetic teenager what the performance should be?
>>149236575Like goddamn, how did she keep herself out of prison?
>>149232481>enter thread of thing he doesn't like>bitch about it anyways you're both retarded
>>149236085That's a bigger question than it seems. But to give the bare minimum answer, you'll need a decent PC (if you can run recent games you'll be alright, VRAM is king so if you have less than 8GB I'd say not to bother. I do it on a 3080.) and you have to want it. Getting it set up and running is not hard, but it's not easy either. There's no simple exe you download and run, it is a fairly involved process and you'll be doin' some learnin'. That said, for EZ mode there are some decent Youtube videos that walk you through it step by step, just search for "Kobold SillyTavern Guide".
It's worth it. With a well-written character card, a decent model and a good system prompt you can bring any /co/ character to life, roleplay any scenario.
>>149236575Teen pregnancy will tether almost anyone back to reality.
>>149236781I've got a... 2070. Would that be acceptable?
>>149236795Her first thought was killing it too though.
>>149236523Without Rick to bail her out maybe she got better and hiding her true nature, then met Jerry, suppressed it for Summer's sake and channeled it into horse surgery
>>149236795Nah, she's shown to be already mellowed out by the time Jerry met her in high school.
>>149222080 (OP)Would Space Beth or regular Beth fuck a male Chud? Regular Beth DOES like horses...
>>1492368028GB VRAM, but older... slower. You'll be pretty limited. You can either run smaller models fast, or run not-so-small (but not quite medium) models slow. That said, I'd say nothing bigger than 12GB. Call that your upper limit. Any bigger and it would take ages to generate responses and start crashing your machine.
Smaller models means less information, means more repetition and the model just won't be nuanced or be able to handle much nuance.
For you... I'd recommend "MN-12B-Mag-Mell-R1-Q6_K_L.gguf". It's an excellent model for its size (and is the model I used for the Beth chats).
>>149236781I just draw mine. It's not as clean, detailed, or as intense as yours, but I think my stuff can be charming in its own way.
I hope others get to feel that same kind of entertainment when they make any piece of art, even if it looks completely shitty.
I just realized. If Prime Rick erased Diane from all universes and almost all Rick's abandoned their family's to hunt him does that mean Beth was placed into foster care?
Also I know it's a care of "writing as they go along" and how the whole Shoney's bit was supposedly fabricated, at first anyway. But why didn't Prime Rick also erase all Beth's from existence?
>>149236970>almost all Rick's abandoned their family's to hunt him does that mean Beth was placed into foster care?No, that's not quite right. A rather small collection were actively hunting him. Most Ricks just wanted to explore, conquer, create, etc.
As for erasing all Beths, he erased all Dianes to prove that he could and is holding Beth and anyone else Rick finds significant hostage. It's his way of saying "don't fuck with me" to the Council of Ricks.
>>149236969Using slop for the images isn't mandatory. If you can create your own stuff, absolutely go for it.
I don't speak for everyone and I know AI art is a hot topic lately but personally anything made by real human hands is better than the best slop to me. I'd take macaroni art over slop in a vacuum.
I just use slop for the AI chats because my brain enjoys the harmony of pairing slop and slop.
>>149237032I think keeping family in reserve is his way of communicating to all Ricks he's set to hunt him that another instance of themselves has successfully made it to the main stage and triggered the boss fight.
Solar Opposites has the superior mom and dad
>>149236967Hmmm.
I thank you. I hope my machine does not catch fire. It is a... Substantially older thing.
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>>149230227That scene struck a nerve to me, at least in the beginning.
>>149234239>>149234958I genuinely remember screaming this exact scream when I was 9.
Weird bit of nostalgia honestly
>>149236969>I hope others get to feel that same kind of entertainment when they make any piece of art, even if it looks completely shitty.NTA, but man, this is what I love about 4chan and imageboards in general, we're all just strangers wanting to express our ideas in our own way and share them with others to hear their opinions. There's almost no pedantic discussions about what "art" is, no high iq to understand if I may, just genuine passion from those who dare to start.
Great art Sawin, and everyone here, even if it's for loli beth meme, it's great to see an interesting discussion on a Rick and Morty thread.
>>149237100>dadAhh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, weโve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that's dark. Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing thatโs different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... Ohhh fuck... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man... Your mom wouldnโt have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. Ohhhh-woah... I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! Oh man. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, Iโll DENY it. You'll deny it... And theyโll take my side, because Iโm a hero, Morty. And now youโre gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-Iโll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Wh-what are you talking about? Because thatโs, that's what this is all about Morty! Szechuan? Th-thatโs my one arm man. Iโm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty crawls away- Morty, that was FAKE! -and Morty gets pulled back. I-Iโm driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. Mulan? Thatโs my series arc Morty! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, What're you talking about Rick? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! What're you talking about? TH-THATโS WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! Szechuan sauce?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! What are you talking about?! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!
>>149237161Yeah, you all learn to hit and sustain that harpy siren. I have seen your kind watch a target's flinching and use that for focusing.
>>149237032>does that mean Beth was placed into foster careFor all we know, Beth was taken in by her grandparents.
>>149237259Senor and Senorita Sanchez.
>>149237201That rant (and that girl) are some of Rick's finest work.
>>149237201>YOU WIN JERRY YOU WIN holy shit he was seething hard at that time lol but i am glad rick-jeryr are friends now is one of my favorite friendships in fiction
>>149237524He really was and I'm glad too!
>>149237605My brother in Christ, I'm not samefagging. I'm just bored and have no life so I usually respond to whoever replies to me.
>>149222080 (OP)And anon is still not posting the fucking episodes.
>almost wednesday
>rick and morty thread still up
holy shit this episode did wonders for the fandom (or what remains of it)
>>149237730What a little pedo fapbait can do. Now post the episodes.
So is this both the life rick 137 wanted and the sanest Beth right?
>>149237667>>149237768Can't you just watch them on a pirate site like I did?
>>149237838To be stuck with 2 episodes from earlier threads? How incomplete.
>>149229958That would make sense but quite a cunt move from Harmon considering he was also coming to work drunk, sexually harassing his coworkers, and has a bunch of weird pedo jokes he made before that surfaced. Now he wants to wag his finger?
>>149237801>background picso beth was a horse girl, also implies rick is somewhat rich because it costs a lot to keep a horse
>>149230109They've been pushing the narrative that Motherhood sucks and also being a wife for a long time to try to get women to not want to do it. There's been a bunch of movies and stuff lately where a guy proposes to a girl and she rejects him and goes: "Aww, you want me to be your little wifey? Fuck you!"
>>149233922Been there. That's why old folks bug you for grandkids. They miss it.
>>149238127Dudes a scientist, you don't think he had connections in the Government? He probably worked for Lockeed Martin, General Electric, or some other big company.
>>149234280> at least in TexasWhy does this keep getting meme'd? That bill didn't pass the vote.
>>149238166oh he definitely had connections, he mentioned how he built robots for the police in the fear hole episode but based on how "humble" their house and car looked i assumed rick didnt spend lavishly. But I guess it makes sense he spend any amount of money on beth, makes his disappearance even more heart breaking for her
>>149236305>coquettish posesThat's just how young girls naturally are. It's not until they get to be 20-something that they stop doing that.
>>149222080 (OP)No, Rick and Morty and all related properties should of died ten years ago.
>>149238178Source, what bill
>>149237801Is that fucking Rick's mother on the wall? It looks like an older version of him as a woman with the hair and all.
Imagine if de-aged Jerry is actually closer to Doofus Jerry and his pitiable attitude is entirely the result of puberty.
>>149237801Citadel harvested Simple Rick at that stage with another child Beth instead of pride at a graduation or something because that's as far as any Rick gets as a father before she's dead or he's fed up with her.
Damn I was hoping for an /aco/ thread filled with loli beth but there isn't even a R&M thread up
>>149238166I thought that was obvious considering his relationship with the President.
>>149238528It's been increasingly ignored over the years - I feel like that one flashback we got of Teen Jerry really dropped the ball on it - but we have a LOT of reason to believe that Jerry's natural state is much more badass than we're used to.
>>149238545That's not allowed on /aco/ anyway.
>>149238571>but we have a LOT of reason to believe that Jerry's natural state is much more badass than we're used toChief among them: Jerry Prime/C-137 before the writers decided to waste him.
I just think it would make for a funny dynamic of tiny psychopath Beth and a tiny sociopath Jerry to tard wrangle her around.
>>149238624Honestly, I don't think that counts as a waste. It's maybe the best sendoff a character's ever gotten on the show.
>It's a Bethisode
I skipped immediately. Good Lord I do NOT care about these two at all.
>>149238671Being violently killed by Rick Prime is the best sendoff? What?
>>149238875>Anon is gay Don't worry we'll see toddler morty soon enough you weirdo
>>149238624>>149238571While the comics aren't canon, it stands to reason that when Jerry is not with Beth, his life soars.
>In the universe where they broke up after aborting Summer, he goes on to become a movie actor.>In the universe where he never met Beth, because she was never born, he ends up in a very high and powerful position.I like to think that being in proximity to Beth and Rick in general makes him idiotic as a defense mechanism.
>>149234239This is the moment I knew it was going to be a good episode, genuinely a good, subtle joke.
>>149238915I didn't know there were lolis. I just expected more daddy-daughter trauma or a spaceventure with Rick to make up for lost time or something boring and dull and done before. I was not expecting THIS. I welcome this.
>>1492388751st Bethisode episode of season 8 was very trash, the 2nd bethisode was the best of the season.
>>149234239It was awful and that's what made it great.
>>149239236Honestly, while it wasn't kino like this week's, I thought S8E02 was actually decent and people just hate it because hating Beth (and especially Space Beth) is such a meme and it didn't have the loli angle to knock people out of that mindset. The main complaints that people make about Space Beth weren't actually present in the episode; she wasn't treated as a Mary Sue, she got hard-carried through the episode by Rick.
Does anyone find the action setpieces kind of rote? I'm not sure if it's something they did every episode and I'm only noticing now but I just don't care about the elaborate fights they're always shoving in.
>>149239405I only really felt that way during season 3.
>>149238571>but we have a LOT of reason to believe that Jerry's natural state is much more badass than we're used to.I mean, yeah. Just look at how he was in the Cronenberg universe. When Jerry wakes up and chooses violence he's downright lethal.
>>149239549Yeah, I think that people tend to think of that as a one-off instead of realizing that it's what you get out of Jerry when you throw him into a state of nature.
>>149238320https://nichegamer.com/democrats-block-bill-to-ban-goblin-slayer-and-other-anime-in-texas/
>>149239236>>149239374I forgot all about Valkyrick lol. I wouldn't call it trash by a long shot. I've loathed Bethisodes. They've gotten better but I've just held on to inherent bias from the poor writing of previous seasons. If anything the only character on the show who deserves derision and to be ignored at this point is Wong.
>>149238945Jerry is a kept man. No one is giving him up and he's not going anywhere. This is canonical fate woven through the multiverse. It's beautiful like that.
>>149226843imagine the 3 way
>>149239625Huh. They get my vote. For now.
If it comes down to Beto and anyone else, I'm voting anyone else.
>Open profile
>Custom fave for "Preggophillia"
>Custom fave for "Vaginal neglect"
W-What?
>>149227123>>Jerry: "Haha, there we go. Now, lets go inside an have some organic off brand Kool-Aid!"Okay. That got me.
>>149238123Harmon always came off as an opportunistic turncoat.
>>149227564The remaining fans of the show are either fujos that only care about toxic old man incest yaoi or sunk cost watchers.
>>149227564Fan artists left that still care about this show are either retarded Fujos or a few fringe hobby artists that no one has heard of and only post every now and then.
Your only other option is to wait a few weeks and scour through baraag for new content.
>>149238945It's pretty interesting to consider how Morty's (and Evil Morty's, for that matter) "cold, yet violent" attitude that sometimes makes itself apparent might actually come from Jerry, of all people.
Both Rick and Beth are usually much more frivolous when it comes to dishing out hurt.
>>149240098Thanks. I knew what kind of thing I wanted him to say, but it took me a minute of spit balling before I got the words out right.
>>149240201I tried to draw the licking cheek one but I wasn't satisfied with how it was turning out.
Sanchez DNA is a near infinite source of evil and destruction waiting to happen, Smith DNA is so densely packed with averageness and mediocrity that it heavily decelerates Sanchez DNA and allows it to escape the centrifugal force of self loathing and go into different areas, it will still spin out sometimes but it's way easier to get it to stop spinning in place and just kind of spin forward until it hits something.
>>149240201I would draw but I don't like Loli.
>"sorry, i started drinking in the car"
are the show writers so fucking retarded that they mixed up which beth is saying what? she got out of a little spaceship, not a car. they don't call anyone's spaceship a "car" in this show
>>149240396Try making that line simple and punchy the other way. Definitely a choice.
>>149238165Too bad I'll never have kids of my own.
Damn the threads really died once anons noticed porn wasn't being made.
>>149240548> "Sorry, I started drinking on the way here."There is no talent left in Hollywood, I swear.
>>149240548>"sorry, i started drinking in the ship"whats the issue? doesnt even miss the beat
>>149240761Sounds clunky, steers away from the drunk driving humor.
>>149240701Better but, eh.
>>149240792You're being facetious.
>>149240871Nope. I get the note but I still think it conveys the intent of the line better than the alternatives.
>>149226941Youre describing at least 2 episodes of American dad.
[Spoiler]and it was pretty good[/spoiler]
>"Nobody wants a Beths Episode"
>gives us the Beths episode we didn't even know we wanted
Bro wtf are they lurking here??
>>149240396Is bait really this easy? They call spaceships "cars" on this show all the time. Most famously they often call Rick's spaceship - the iconic prop that's been there since the first scene of the first episode and had numerous plots built around it - his car.
>>149241045Kek, well I'll be.
>>149241420/co/ wanted a loli Beth episode since season 3 they just didnโt actually expect one.
>>149241620I was bracing myself from a rugpull of some sort but it was pretty obvious to me we were getting one from the moment the title for the episode came out.
>>149234894You...
You think Half-Life invented the Greek letter 'Lambda'?
>>149241603>>149242121Plapping loli S. Beth on her spaceship.
>>149242198Truly an out of this world experience
>>149242198I wish Jerry fucked her, seriously.
>the girl thread got deleted
>this is still here
>still no MEGA
>>149242315>spoonfeed me a download link for an episode that has been out for 3+ daysI wonder how someone as retarded as you manages to come to /co/, solve the captcha and hit the "post" button.
>>149242567I dont care, anon has never been so slow and worthless before. Last season was posted regularly.
>>149242749I know right? How time flies
>>149241987Oh, so Pi is the reason the Russian 'P' looks like ะ, and I thought the Greek influence was minimal
>>149242720Anon I watched it on bootleg streaming sites the night it came out, you're just lazy and stupid. Probably only asking for the link so you can report it and get it taken down anyways
>>149242271Fucked them, you mean.
>>149242679>What's the mission?>Turn our husband into a lolicon!
>>149243130No I just hate streaming sites. Accidently click a banner and your PC might be fucked. It happened.
I don't care about Beth or Summer. Can we just have Jerry episodes again.
>>149234239Only Americans relate to this because as kids they ate lots of high fructose corn syrup, which makes them go nuts like this.
Every episode in Rick and Morty that focuses on women, shows a girl boss, or something like that, always comes at the expense of the men characters, in this case, Gene.
>>149244116This wasn't at Gene's expense because he was a man, it's because he's a normal person in proximity of the Smith/Sanchez family.
Rick normally wouldn't give a shit about anyone but has special procedures around Gene because he's one of the few people that would put up with all the insanity and still try to be positive.
Remember that Rick, in his home world, trapped his entire neighborhood in a time loop and then forgot to turn it off. This episode shows that he's actively taken more care of people around him.
Also, this episode highlighted that Gene is a genuinely good person with a troubled past. Might be part of the reason Rick takes care of him, from afar.
>>149243979A horny tard with self-esteem issues?
College's gonna be rough for this little bitch....
>>149243979I'll weep (from my dick) if we get her
>episode 7 cold open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFa-DPe07_c
what do we think? looks decent to me
>>149245155I like the One Week parody
>>149225711Had a great time with his, thanks for the nut.
>>149236199They dated on highschool
>>149245155Looks like a meta episode
Damn, Zaslav really leaned into being tv's next Rupert Murdoch, huh? Probably let them buy their own personal footwear to grind into his back, too.
>>149244116It's Rick's expense. He lets Beth have the cathartic breakdown and says he's proud of her for nothing, all she did was make Prime look sensitive for trying as long as he did and then taking off before he was frustrated enough to kill her.
>>149222905dont look at me. look at that sick anon that spliced loli beth screaming dick and them both laughing from the episode and put it on loop
>>149245574yea im getting previous leon vibes from this, maybe a meta commentary on the fandom?
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>>149238492ricks mum was a blonde. the guys in the family have a thing
>>149245644why hate on wb
>>149246485They killed kids wb
>>149243740This. More Jerry, honestly. Summer has taken a much needed backseat but she needs to be dunked on more before she gets another solo-sode same way Space Beth had to go through the ringer.
>>149243740Hes the worst character though and most hated for a reason
>>149223533>Jerry gets huge breasts and just wings itWhy hasn't this happened yet?
>>149243979What's this artist again? I recall seeing their art eons again but I forgot who it was.
>>149246549>worst characterNot even close. Poopybutthole is that.
>most hatedAgain, no.
More and more fans are realizing that Jerry is one of the best characters.
He's pure. Like gold.
>>149245949Maybe, itโs interesting to make Rick the one upset at series rot though.
>>149246908Rick doesn't even sound like Roiland anymore, so he has every right to be upset.
>>149242121I wish McNuggets were that big
>>149242720It's already been posted learn to use the archive and spend five seconds looking first. This is only the second thread
>>149243699Anon, go to /g/ and learn how to use an ad blocker
Stop fucking spoonfeeding the baby
>>149244156They would never do the joke if it was a neighbor lady.
>>149245574I feel like they haven't done enough to justify a meta episode yet
>>149245822It can be both. They was also a bit dumb. They couldn't at least workshopped a better reason to get there
>>149246485Because of everything they've been doing for like a decade plus
>>149246549Jerry's becoming my favorite character.
>>149246849Because the writers are HACKS
GIVE ME JERRY TITTY
>>149247344>They would never do the joke if it was a neighbor lady.Where in the flying fuck in the entirety of this show gave you the impression that the writers would be reserved from doing the exact same thing to a woman?
>>149247288I need those giant McNuggets, Morty! I-I'd kill for them! I mean I already did back in Vietnam! Not *burp* the one you're thinking of Morty!
>>149247369Is there even one example you can think of that suggests they would?
>>149247394Yeah, the very episode you're bitching about.
>episode about little girls going wild and killing people
>/co/ user: God, those women are at it again with their evil vaginas! Won't someone please think of the MEN?????
>>149247462In before the other anon claims that doesn't count because she's an alien
>>149235715butter soft is spreadable
>>149247331I'm sorry but a third loli Beth so Morty can be an older brother is an excellent idea. As is Big Titty Jerry for a gag
>>149247462The key difference here is that woman is being cut up by random monsters and Gene was getting cut up by characters the audience is supposed to care for.
You see the same thing in Rick's matrix episode. He gets in the matrix, assaults a man on the street. Cut. Open on Rick putting a little boy into the matrix. Cut.
Just a simple trick to allow characters to do something "bad" without making the audience dislike them.
>>149247524What? Fuck off dude, I was talking about the people helping the beggar.
>where's the episode, where's the mega, waaaah nobody's doing it for meThat fucking loser.
>>149247522So... you're saying we need to invade Iran?
>>149247532I have no idea what the fuck you're even trying to say anymore.
You can make a character likeable to the audience while having them do horrible things with the acknowledgement from the audience that what they're doing is horrible and absolutely unacceptable in real life.
Here's Morty manipulating a female judge into committing suicide.
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>>149247581Not really comparable to physically hurting women.
A main character saying mean shit to them is one thing, but striking them is a taboo that writers are trained to avoid because it wouldn't play well in viewers' eyes.
>>149247679>A main character saying mean shit to them is one thingDo you even watch this fucking show? That's not what happened. It was literally the exact opposite.
How many times are you going to move the goalpost before you relent and just start prefacing all your comments with "before you read any further, just know that I'm an unapologetic misogynist"?
Anyways, here's a little girl being shot in the head but her innocent brother. I'm done with you.
>>149247719The little alien boy is an insignificant background character, not someone the audience is supposed to like.
I'm just telling you how it works. If you're a TV writer and you say "and then Morty punches an innocent woman in the face" someone above you is going to say "That won't play well with the audience. Make the woman a man."
RIP thread. You were good.
>>149247843They both pitched in
>>149247477I do claim that, yes.
>>149247532Also this
>>149247939>I do claim that, yes.Silly but not surprised
The mega is in the first thread about the episode, search through the archives.
hope next episode is just as good, but that's low odds
>>149222905>Tfw too explicit for /co/
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