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>>take both
>>im going to have lesbian sex with myself
Anonymous No.149224478 [Report] >>149229384
>>149224459 (OP)
If I had to choose one it’d be shapeshifting. Probably fuck the unsuspecting wives of so many people.
Anonymous No.149224551 [Report] >>149225044
>>149224459 (OP)
what are the limits of these powers? how many duplicates? can I transform into a giant?
Anonymous No.149224627 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Mystique. Make millions off Onlyfans and Twitch where I turn into my top donator's waifu.
Anonymous No.149224677 [Report] >>149224930
>>149224459 (OP)
Imagine having duplikate powers and being a rape supervillain
Anonymous No.149224801 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
I think transformation has a little more potential for chaos if used wisely
Anonymous No.149224884 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
can the clones retain the memories acquired? if so then the clones are better than mystique.
though I don't mind being a shapeshifter.
Anonymous No.149224930 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
I'm taking the multiniggas
>>149224677
one man gangrape
Anonymous No.149224980 [Report] >>149226186
>>149224459 (OP)
Who would you rather have? Someone that can make clones or a shapeshifter for a lover?
Anonymous No.149225011 [Report] >>149225083
>>149224459 (OP)
>take the Dupli-Ken pill
>"Hello, Brazzers, I'd like to replace all of your actors please"
Anonymous No.149225044 [Report] >>149225403 >>149226170 >>149228004
>>149224551
Mystique's body mass stays the same, iirc. So you "can" turn into a giant, but you'd weigh the same.
Dupli-Kate can seemingly make infinite copies, or at least trans-finite. But "all of them are real," so you can't treat them as disposable. They're all you, and you feel everything that happens to them.
Anonymous No.149225083 [Report]
>>149225011
But are you already a top percentile?
I'm thinking you need at least a 7 incher to consider working in porn.
Anonymous No.149225086 [Report] >>149226294
>>149224459 (OP)
While both hae postiives, they also have negatives, I think.

With DuplicaKate, whats stopping one of my duplicates wanting to be the man person?

With Mystiques, what if I sneeze or get hit in the head and cause a panic in the orgy I'm in and they beat the shit outta me cuz I'm blue?

I think I'll stick with the Mystique powers.
Anonymous No.149225177 [Report] >>149225573
>>149224459 (OP)
>One clone does my shitty day job
>Another works the overnight shift of an entirely different job to double my income
>Finally one clone shapeshifted to my idea woman to be my living onahole while I stay home all day and be a lazy piece of shit
Anonymous No.149225403 [Report] >>149225787
>>149225044
>Mystique's body mass stays the same, iirc. So you "can" turn into a giant, but you'd weigh the same.
Recent X-men writers are claiming Mystique can also copy the powers of whoever she shapeshift into. Mutant powers? No problem. Mutate powers? No problem. Magic powers? No problem. X-men and mutants are cancer.
Anonymous No.149225468 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Msytique. Dupli-kate's clones are shit tier and transforming has so much more utility if used correctly.
Billy No.149225489 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
I've been yearning to clone myself to do many things at once, like leaving work early. Thing is, DK's powers fucking suck, since her clones don't disappear into think air, and they're solid, fully organized constructs. If they were liek shadow clones, Twice's doubles or any other clone super guy, they'd be great
Anonymous No.149225573 [Report]
>>149225177
Nice try, Calvin.
Anonymous No.149225603 [Report] >>149225634
>>149224459 (OP)
Shape shifting. Easily.
My god I would make the most insane onlyfans.
Anonymous No.149225634 [Report] >>149225928
>>149225603
Going to take the dick for monetary compensation?
Anonymous No.149225671 [Report] >>149225884 >>149225981
>all these retards who can only think about using their powers to coom
>not realizing as a shapeshifter you can be the ultimate hitman/spy/serial killer
>not realizing as a duplicator you can sit down and learn any number of topics and consume any amount of media to become the ultimate polymath
Anonymous No.149225685 [Report]
Mystique's powers.
>Touch straight crush
>Copy his DNA
>Jerk off to yourself on the mirror naked spreading asshole or posing in other lewd poses
Anonymous No.149225787 [Report]
>>149225403
That's insanely stupid.
>I have all the powers
Is always the most boring choice.
Anonymous No.149225877 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
I think shapeshifting is best for taking over the world, but both would be fun for messing around in daily life. Gun to my head, I'll take shapeshifter.
Anonymous No.149225884 [Report] >>149226321
>>149225671
>>not realizing as a duplicator you can sit down and learn any number of topics and consume any amount of media to become the ultimate polymath
If it works this way I want duplicating. Being able to practice one thing in multiple ways at once would kick ass too. Could master any skill quickly.
Anonymous No.149225928 [Report]
>>149225634
I wouldn't have to. I could come up with some creative solo stuff.
But I mean, why limit myself to conventional anatomy? I could take dick, give it, or switch midway through.
Anonymous No.149225981 [Report]
>>149225671
Those sound lame. I don't want to do any of that shit
Anonymous No.149226170 [Report]
>>149225044
>But "all of them are real," so you can't treat them as disposable. They're all you, and you feel everything that happens to them.
Damn nigga the sex must be insane.
Anonymous No.149226186 [Report] >>149227922 >>149228281 >>149228843
>>149224980
Having a girlfriend who can turn into anyone SOUNDS hot but if you think that will work out for a minute you're probably a virgin. The last thing any woman wants to hear is you wanting a different woman. Fuck tell her you don't like her new hair cut and you'll be on the couch.
Anonymous No.149226250 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Presumably I could get more done and massively benefit financially and personally. Just make a dozen of me and have them all practice various skills. Reap the benefits of hundreds of hours of practice in a couple days.

Or I could masturbate like crazy with Mystique's powers. Maybe rob a bank or something.
Anonymous No.149226294 [Report]
>>149225086
>With DuplicaKate, whats stopping one of my duplicates wanting to be the man person?

Do a Prestige thing and make it that once someone splits, the original ceases to exist and both are equally the original
Anonymous No.149226321 [Report]
>>149225884
>Could master any skill quickly.
Yes and no. It'd take the same amount of time as doing it normally (so it depends on you not being a complete brainlet or ADHD) but whenever your clone gets tired, sleepy or bored you can reabsorb him (in the process incorporating his memories and thus expanded skillset into yourself) and make a fresh new clone to continue studying/practicing. Not perfect but still a real timesaver.
Anonymous No.149226339 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Mystique. Get hired by celebs to impersonate them at functions they can't make/throw off stalkeratzi, get paid. Win minor cash prizes at cosplay costume contests (never the big prizes bc fairness & most times those works are REALLY detailed & elaborate).
Anonymous No.149227922 [Report]
>>149226186
Mystique probably wouldn't care desu she probably shapeshifts into anybody that Logan (or even Magneto) wants to fuck
Anonymous No.149228004 [Report]
>>149225044
>Mystique's body mass stays the same
That hasn’t really been a thing in forever, she has shown that she can grow functional wings and additional arms without any loss of body mass.
Anonymous No.149228008 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Take Mystique's powers and prove futa Mystique is possible.
Anonymous No.149228077 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Dupli-kate all the way
Make an army of two or legion of me
Hell just have 3 more of me would be fine
Anonymous No.149228095 [Report] >>149228654
>>149224459 (OP)
i'd go with duplicates. it sounds nuts but i really hate working, so if i had clones of myself, they'd also hate working, and we'd all agree to get easy part time jobs working once or twice a week, and then we'd share a house together and go on beach trips together, and we'd form a soccer team where we're all in sink and don't yell at each other, and we'd always have enough people to host halo lan parties, and occasionally we might have gay sex but it would be fine because it's just like masturbating. it would be sick. imagine having as many twin brothers as you wanted except they all think exactly like you.
Anonymous No.149228281 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
>>149226186
Thread
Anonymous No.149228336 [Report]
>duplicate myself
>watch my duplicate have a existential mental breakdown and kill himself
do not want
Anonymous No.149228654 [Report]
>>149228095
Happy for U bro, I on the other hand I don't want to hangout with any me's
Anonymous No.149228660 [Report] >>149228735
>all these incredible possibilities for self-replication powers
Thanks for reminding me Dupli-Kate is a gigantic retard and the single biggest case of wasted potential ever.
Anonymous No.149228735 [Report]
>>149228660
That's Atom "plot device" Eve though
Anonymous No.149228843 [Report]
>>149226186
bullshit
Women are often influenced by their desire to impress particularly when wealth and status are involved. someone like diddy's girlfriend was willing to engage in extreme behaviours to be the top main bitch(even been piss on ect.., one can only imagine the lengths she might go to if she possessed extraordinary abilities like shapeshifting. Please never underestimate the extent to which a woman may strive to make an impression.
Just ask the dubai princes
Anonymous No.149229037 [Report]
>>149224459 (OP)
Since Dupli-Kate's Dupli-Kates have numbers assigning each clone then it's easy to know who is the original and who isn't. I shall clone myself into instantaneous, painless euthanasia and sell all those fresh organs
Anonymous No.149229384 [Report]
>>149224478
How morally bankrupt do you have to be to do this? You know that’s rape, right?
Anonymous No.149229468 [Report]
>choose duplikate
>work every position at a minimum wage job thinking management can't NOT promote me
>they hire externally and bring in some random douchebag
just like real life