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>>149224899 (OP)
Total Drama.

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Beaver slop.

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in general? absent-minded jeets ramming trucks into traffic
cartoons? johnny test

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My ex that got me into Homestuck

I don't think of Canada

The most obnoxious shitposters known to man, such as Doug Harris and Lee Goldson.

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor

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weed

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Pecola

Maple syrup.
Beavers.
Bacon.
In Canada milk comes in bags.
Mounties.

>>149224959
Isn't Ed, Edd, and Eddy Canadian too? Funny how everyone ignores that when they're dumping on Canadian cartoons.

>>149224899 (OP)
https://youtu.be/jI2GVcjXXI8?feature=shared

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The Third World.

Wolverine & Deadpool

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POINTLESS!

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The White House aflame.

State-coerced suicide for people with long-term medical conditions.

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The Futurama Suicide Booth

A country of try-hards

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trailer park goys

>>149227090
>>149227490
The UK just voted for assisted suicide, too. American health care really became the

>does nothing
>wins

Of the Anglosphere.

>>149224899 (OP)
My house.

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back then? niceness
nowadays? indians

Frozen hell. I moved from a tropical country to a place who makes around 4 to 6 degrees in the winter and I hate every second of it. How canadians cope with their shitty climate I don't know. I heard a girl saying 20 degrees is hot for them and the concept for me is laughable.

Happy Canada Day!

>>149227684
It's true, though. Temp goes above 0? That's shorts weather, bud. We just cope by being used to that shit.

>>149227090
>>149227490
I keep hearing this, but as a person who has been hospitalized a lot lately, I never hear any evidence of it. It must be like the secret menu at a restaurant, because if it exists, it's not an obvious option, and it's certainly not 'coerced'. At least, in my experience.

>>149224899 (OP)
Maid

>>149227684
I felt the same way but opposite when I visited a tropical place
I felt like a disgusting cave troll, wanting to crawl into a dark cool place the whole time

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The Tom Green Show

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Drake

>>149228302
It's mostly in the Netherlands where it's more while Canada and Britain still fight over it. Sorta still has a stigma around it but basically, you have to have a serious permanent condition. However the big fight is over what qualifies. Some just want terminal illness but others say that debilitating injury or genetic conditions should count.

>>149224899 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXkT09Bi9OY

>>149228574
So basically it's not the suicide wonderland that anons keep trying to sell it as? Good to know.

americans seething about them

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*Whipcrack*

>>149228713
This is true. The ones who know, know we hold all of the strategic resources to make any attempt at invasion a nightmare, and their army, despite being powerful, doesn't have the numbers to threaten us. We're making all the deals behind the 'great deal-makers' back when he can't get any off of the ground. Before all of the 51-st State nonsense, when we could count the US as friends, we allowed ourselves to depend on them to boost our economy, but now we're cutting those ties and forging new ones with countries that the diaperman doesn't like. And yet, we still keep their economies' life support beeping with our energy, our water, our potash, and so much more, that they claim to 'not need'. We basically hold America's leash, and they HATE it.

>>149224899 (OP)
Sublo and Tangy Mustard

>>149226648
Yeah yeah, Ed, Edd N Eddy might have been made, voiced, and produced by leafs but it was Cartoon Network’s AMERICAN funding that made it special. For that is what these syrup drinking savages need, to be guided by our gentle, freedom-infused hands out of the dirt and into greatness.

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Killing yourself

>>149229191
Want to make an American gasp and clutch at their pearls? Just call it an extremely late stage abortion.

>>149229271
Abortion is murder though. Euthanasia is a logical extension of that.

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That one cartoon about the cloning machine that kills the original

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Justin Trudeau (Castro's bastard son) in blackface.

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That time they almost nuked the oil sands underground

JHONNY TEST

>>149229271
I'm pro-choice but only the father should get to decide if that $250,000 bill comes to term.

>>149224899 (OP)
I hate baby boomers so much it's unreal.

>>149224959
I unironically enjoyed over a third of these shows as a kid
>T. Timmy

>>149224959
>class of the titans and jacob twotwo
>slop
Oh you've gone TOO FAR anon

I'm not your guy, fwiend.

>>149224899 (OP)
I never think of them as another country. More like a really big and colder Midwestern state. Like it's a bigger North Dakota or Minnesota.

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The UK but somehow even more pathetic.

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how stupid of a President Trump is to try to alienate fucking Canada of all nations

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Protectionist media subsidies and the Red Green Show.

>>149229191
It's funny how americans keep seething about this the most, of all things

>>149231695
If someone keeps bragging their car is a porsche to your fiat, then you have every right to take the piss out of them when it turns out they're driving something straight out of wacky races.

>>149227621
>In America it is legal for Parents to mutilate their Children's genitals and pump them full of mutagenic hormonal drugs and then brainwash them.
Goi.

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getting hepatitis from eating tim hortons food

>>149224959
>>149226648
ReBoot was also commissioned by the ABC (American Broadcasting Company), so its place in that picture is questionable as well.

>>149229273
>Pals with a bear
>Title defense KO animation is the only one that is extended
You can tell the Canadians at Next Level Games really liked him.
>>149231695
Probably because for the longest time Canadians loved to brag about their healthcare and MAID is now the sixth leading cause of death in the nation.

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Colter Wall

Paying for something isn't the same as making it you dumb fucking Americans. You might know the difference if your country had schools and taught its Children things.

>>149230058
>I'm pro-choice but only the rapist should get to decide how the victim uses her body.
I'm sorry, I think I misheard you.

>>149224899 (OP)
Honestly, Scott Pilgrim is probably considered the greatest and most influential piece of Canadian pop culture media with TDI being a close second.

>>149231904
>her body, her choice chud!
Shut up, fag.

>>149232335
I'm not the one who thinks they need ownership over a vagina to feel like a real man.

>>149232373
I don't, I just hate women and beta-male feminists

>Canada
I believe you mean "New Khalistan."

>>149224959
this unlocked so many memories for me. what was the show called that the red-head standing to the right of the flamingo guy is from? I remember it taking place in a really cool setting that revolved around airships.

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The gay Kid in the Hall.

>>149232484
Ameristan does not like that name for its neighbour

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As a Country they're just a bunch of people with a chip on their shoulder which can range from them being passive aggressive to openly vile and obnoxious

As a Country producing cartoons it's mostly slop. There are good Canadian-made cartoons but people either don't acknowledge them as something part of the Canadian culture because they personally liked them or because the American's were playing Sugar Daddy during funding

>>149233163
>As a Country they're just a bunch of people with a chip on their shoulder which can range from them being passive aggressive to openly vile and obnoxious
I remember someone calling Canada Reddit Country.

>>149224899 (OP)
millions of cuck beta losers and of vile feminazis

>>149224959
>Stormhawks
>Slop
Anon I hope someone drops a bandsaw on your testicles

>>149224899 (OP)
Hockey? Those park ranger cop dudes in red? French hillbillies?

>>149231695
>Americans: I hate Canadians, I wish they'd die
>Canadians: Make killing themselves legal
>Americans: NO NOT LIKE THAT

>>149232484
t. fattest Juan in Texico

>>149228302
Must be something people hold over Canada's head to make america seem less bad.

EH

>>149233676
>Meanwhile in America, the government is shutting down suicide prevention hotlines
Yeah, they're a wacky bunch, and they don't have a clue about the world, let alone their closest neighbor.

>>149224899 (OP)
Trump owning them. Hard.

>>149233907
Anon, please, it's hard to laugh while buried under all these successful trade deals. I know you don't know what that feels like, so I don't expect you to understand.

ABOOT

>Now, when you think of Canada, what is the one thing that comes to mind?
Being stuck in this jeet-ridden hellhole because I can't afford to leave.

MY BUM IS ON /CO/
MY BUM IS ON /CO/

IT ISN'T ANY FUN
WHEN THE JANNY BANS YOUR BUM
I LIKE TO PUT MY BUM ON THINGS
IT'S FUN FOR EVERY PNE

>>149234027
Where would you rather be?

>>149233931
She lost get over it.

>>149234192
And he just keeps on losing. Every day. And we're up here, laughing at you, bilingually.
Ha ha ha.
Hon hon hon.

>>149231695
>It's funny how americans keep seething about this the most, of all things
Cause a big brag Canadians always touted was their superior healthcare.
So the irony that their lauded healthcare includes shit like suicide machines and doctors pushing it, it's funny to point out
Regardless though, when I hear Canada I just think of hordes of Indians, not healthcare, so it's moot to me

>>149234250
>Seething lib seethes

Yeah the fact you're so triggered means I was right about Trump owning your kind. Cry more. We just keep winning.

>>149231836
Canadians love poking fun at and indulging in their own broad stereotypes.

>>149231695
America actually likes canada a lot, like a brother. This is more like making fun of your brother than anything else.

>>149234270
>triggered
>seething
>I'm winning and you're not
These are the hallmarks of someone on the internet who doesn't have a foot to stand on, and knows it, and really isn't worth replying to. But, since it's Canada Day, and I'm in a good patriotic mood, here's your (you). Have a pleasant day, eh?

>>149234384
Nobody cares frostback. Your people are being ethnically replaced with Indians and your entire East coast speaks Hindi. You better learn how to celebrate Hindi holidays instead.

>>149234323
And we were fine with THAT relationship. We can take a friendly ribbing. But America got a weird brain virus a few months back and decided to throw all of that away. Now we're putting our foot down , our elbows up, and America better learn quickly to leaf well enough alone.

Gert owes me sex.

>>149234462
Oh my god, yes. Bert seems cool, he can watch, if he's into it.

>Childhood is feeling sorry for him
>Adulthood is wishing you were him

>>149224899 (OP)
>TFW I don't live in a majority Indian country who works in restaurants with their bare feet and not understanding what they say and also not having to wait 5 years to see a doctor for a broken finger.
It's hilarious seeing Canucks cry about the US because Indians keep taking all thier jobs.
Not to mention all the tweakers and gangs and the yoots.
Also the fact they also put a fuck ton of tariffs on our food but they're mad when we don't wanna trade anymore? Who tf y'all gonna trade to? China? Iceland? Yeah that gutter oil chicken is gonna taste so good just so you can own the "amerimutts" and get 15 different health problems later in life.
Also if we're so bad why have all your voice actors here?

>>149234412
More reasons to celebrate? Bring it on. How many celebrations have your secret police brought you?

>>149234533
How many famous monuments you got, and no the liquor dome or Niagra falls doesn't count.

I'd just call Canada West Delhi at this point because I can't understand what they say at the Timmy's near me

>>149234555
What the fuck is the liquor dome?
Anyway, the CN tower leaps immediately to mind.

>>149234573
Ehh. Timmies is kind of a meme at this point. Most Canadians either stopped eating there and only spout it as a Canada meme, or complain loudly about how it sucks now.

>>149234618
Bro you don't even know your own country get the fuck outta here.
You're just as patriotic as an Indian that moved there yesterday.

>>149234646
I just tried googling the liquor dome, and nothing comes up, so I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.
Just what is your obsession with monuments anyway? Do you think tourist traps are something to be proud of?

>>149231783
But enough about Christianity.

>>149234555
>>149234646
>AmeriBro talking big shit about monuments while tourism in his country is at an all time low

>>149234717
Shalom.

>>149234454
As stupid as american politics are, you can check the polls and on the american side, they still love canada. Nobody where I am has any problems buying or watching Canadian shit. Fortunately there hasn't been a critical, country on the line sort of incident to put anything to the test.

Long run, I think US politics will calm down, spend 10 mins in the penalty box or whatever equivalent for shitting in the sink.

>>149224899 (OP)
Isn’t this a /int/ thread without any /co/ related context in the title besides the OP using a still frame from an animated show?

>>149224959
Any time Cartoon Network used these shitty Canuck cartoons as time filler I changed the fucking channel

Norman Summerton

>>149235765
>Squirrel Boy
>Atomic Betty

>>149235783
oh wait squirrel boy was actually american
it just has the c*nadian-ness to it

>>149234462
Gert is not Canadian

Economic zone

>>149224959
J2S is my main btw

>>149224899 (OP)
Nation of overly-polite Cucks, like Europe.

>>149230058
Fuck off.

>>149235620
It is, but we'll have one for America in a few days, so it doesn't matter.