Thread 149227347

My buddy saw a test screening, here's what he told me

>Tone is very similar to marvel movies, reminded him of thor 4
>Corenswet yells a lot and is overly emotional, comes across as trying too hard
>Lois lane is hot but a massive girlboss and mary sue, more so than Rey from SW
>The cgi isn't as bad as the flash but still pretty bad
>All the flying scenes look like they were filmed with a gopro
>There's a recuring joke that superman has an alien penis, it never landed
>Also a recuring joke were krypto humps people's leg while flying
>Plot is very similar to BvS
>Way too many characters
>Pacing is very rushed, feels like they cut out heaps of footage
>Superman, lois and lex are the only real characters, everyone else has 5-10 lines
>Moner makes a joke about having a big butt
>The cgi for green lantern looks especially bad
>They go way too far with Krypto being a heking cute doggo, they repeatably call him a doggo
>Ultraman is just an ugly clone of superman, they acted like it was a massive twist
>"So that just happened" is an actual line of dialogue
>At the end Superman gives a heartfelt speech about being a good person, he's interrupted by krypto pissing on his leg
>Lex is probably the best part of the movie, but that's not saying much

>>149227347 (OP)
no he didn't the compeletly 100% true leak said completely diffrent things
so you are lying
fucking indian pajeet

now the good news, we're getting zack snyder's justice league part 2!

Very bad movie sirs, Snyderverse will return with how bad this Superman is to save us.

>>149227347 (OP)
"So, Lex Luthor, if you're ever thinking of another one of your schemes to deport aliens..........maybe don't?".

>>149227347 (OP)
>massive girlboss and mary sue

>>149227347 (OP)
if the plot is similar to BvS it cant be like marvel lol. BvS was trying to be too serious

>>149227347 (OP)
Why would Krypto piss on his leg?

Glad they’re acknowledging Moner’s/Kendra’s great ass.

>>149227409
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>>149227524
Good evening, Gunnjeet saars.

>>149229113
So glad Gunn had the foresight to rap it all up in this instead of that sexists demeaning comic costume. We safe horny in this b*tch

>>149227347 (OP)
>>Tone is very similar to marvel movies, reminded him of thor 4
weak slander, too obvious

>>149227347 (OP)
Sure buddy, and I’m friends with zack snyder who loved the movie so much he said he’s gonna livestream his suicide at release date.

>>149229208
you can't even come up with original insults
you're the biggest bunch of retards to ever inhabit the internet, and that's a VERY high bar

>>149229286
This movie is just guardians of the galaxy but justice league, sorry Justice Gang.

>>149229296
this but the movies is bad and gunnredditors perform a mass suicide.

You can't keep using the same repost and expect everyone to fall for it.

Superman has always been kind of silly with some serious parts but they cannot make a good movie. They can't get the comedy down they can't get the action down they can't do anything the only good movies were the 1980s ones which is crazy thinking about it nowadays.

>>149229298
> erm, your not even heckin original!
Total Gunnshill death on July 11 2025

>>149229113
I was watching a news interview where Gunn based this Krypto on his new dog that was difficult, unruly, destructive and didn't listen or want to be touched etc etc, literally the same shitty dog he has but white, so
>haha what if my dog was in the movie, haha funny!

>>149227347 (OP)
Sounds like a Krypto movie to me.
>Lois lane is hot but a massive girlboss and mary sue, more so than Rey from SW
That's normal for her though, acting strong but not really so.
>Ultraman is just an ugly clone of superman, they acted like it was a massive twist
If the Ultraman part is true, they missed a huge plotpoint for the other universe to exist in future films.

>>149227347 (OP)
you're the type of person where nobody really needs to hear your opinion because we already know what it is.