Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:52:38 AM No.149227347
My buddy saw a test screening, here's what he told me
>Tone is very similar to marvel movies, reminded him of thor 4
>Corenswet yells a lot and is overly emotional, comes across as trying too hard
>Lois lane is hot but a massive girlboss and mary sue, more so than Rey from SW
>The cgi isn't as bad as the flash but still pretty bad
>All the flying scenes look like they were filmed with a gopro
>There's a recuring joke that superman has an alien penis, it never landed
>Also a recuring joke were krypto humps people's leg while flying
>Plot is very similar to BvS
>Way too many characters
>Pacing is very rushed, feels like they cut out heaps of footage
>Superman, lois and lex are the only real characters, everyone else has 5-10 lines
>Moner makes a joke about having a big butt
>The cgi for green lantern looks especially bad
>They go way too far with Krypto being a heking cute doggo, they repeatably call him a doggo
>Ultraman is just an ugly clone of superman, they acted like it was a massive twist
>"So that just happened" is an actual line of dialogue
>At the end Superman gives a heartfelt speech about being a good person, he's interrupted by krypto pissing on his leg
>Lex is probably the best part of the movie, but that's not saying much
>Tone is very similar to marvel movies, reminded him of thor 4
>Corenswet yells a lot and is overly emotional, comes across as trying too hard
>Lois lane is hot but a massive girlboss and mary sue, more so than Rey from SW
>The cgi isn't as bad as the flash but still pretty bad
>All the flying scenes look like they were filmed with a gopro
>There's a recuring joke that superman has an alien penis, it never landed
>Also a recuring joke were krypto humps people's leg while flying
>Plot is very similar to BvS
>Way too many characters
>Pacing is very rushed, feels like they cut out heaps of footage
>Superman, lois and lex are the only real characters, everyone else has 5-10 lines
>Moner makes a joke about having a big butt
>The cgi for green lantern looks especially bad
>They go way too far with Krypto being a heking cute doggo, they repeatably call him a doggo
>Ultraman is just an ugly clone of superman, they acted like it was a massive twist
>"So that just happened" is an actual line of dialogue
>At the end Superman gives a heartfelt speech about being a good person, he's interrupted by krypto pissing on his leg
>Lex is probably the best part of the movie, but that's not saying much
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