>tfw not a sword and sorcery cartoon about a big titty barbarian MILF and her kids having adventures
Why?

>>149235538 (OP)
We live in the wrong timeline.

>>149235646
A shame

>>149236916
We're long overdue for a proper swords-and-sorcery adventure cartoon as it is. A big titty barbarian MILF would just make things that much better.

>>149235538 (OP)
WHAT EPISODE

>>149238556
The master

>>149237337
Bro sword and sorcery might as well be a relic of a genre.

>>149235538 (OP)
We had something like that before.

...DID GUMBALL PREDICT TWITTER AI?

>>149235538 (OP)
Isn't that Queens Blade?

>>149238940
All the more reason for a proper revival.

>>149240202
No.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grok

>>149240336
No

>>149240130
Not quite what OP’s talking about.

>>149235538 (OP)
>MILF is one of the mightiest warriors in the land, known for charging fearlessly into battle against any foe, beast, or monster
>would be considered overconfident if not for the fact that she can back it up
>never settled down, kids are the results of various random flings over the years
>oldest was fathered by a noble knight, tries to rein in his mother’s more reckless impulses
>middle child is a wizard/healer fathered by an elf, is the odd one out as the non-physical type but tends to keep the others alive
>youngest takes the most after Mother, was fathered by a gargantuan warrior that caught her eye on the battlefield (who may or may not have been the barbarians’ war god in mortal guise) and is tremendously strong for their age as a result
Just some idle brainstorming on my part.

>>149235538 (OP)
big nicole...

>>149242761
I like it.

>>149242761
Sounds good. A shame /co/ will never work in something like that. People here prefer the most autistic projects. Like that stupid Thong Squad.

>>149235538 (OP)
darwin looks super gay

>>149242761
All of them are boys or there is a girl?

>>149242761
Keep brainstorming

>>149244018
Well yeah, he is a fish elf.

>>149243966
>that stupid Thong Squad
QRD? Name sounds familiar, but when I tried to look it up, the closest I could find was someone's Etsy page.

>>149244233
See >>149164569

>>149244053
Possibly. I haven’t really made up my mind on genders either way.

>>149243723
…is best Nicole.

>>149240336
Cattleya mogs every other girl.

>>149244053
>>149244475
Okay, I’m thinking the oldest and youngest are boys, but I’m of two minds regarding the middle child:

>is a girl as part of her odd-one-out status (may or may not work what with the mom)
>is a boy, but his slender elfin appearance compared to his beefy brothers leads to him being frequently mistaken for a girl as a running gag

>>149246008
middle child should be a girl. A skinny girl jealous of her mother's body.

>>149246147
Ah, yes, I was looking at it from the wrong angle. She's the odd one out PHYSICALLY, the only one who didn't inherit her mother's powerful frame and even lacking her immense femininity.

>>149246916
Cute

>>149243966
Nah we should give this idea a shot

>>149247452
I'd enjoy seeing one of my ideas come to life, but we'd need to attract some talent first.

>>149235538 (OP)
I love When this IPs do their own and very-Fitting DND worlds.

>>149243966
>People here prefer the most autistic projects.
>Golden Girl has been in "development" for almost a decade at this point
>still nothing to show for it outside of being exiled to /aco/ like Thong Squad will inevitably will be

I suppose the next step would be naming the characters. Would actually putting "Milf" in the mom's name (perhaps with a long I) be too obvious?

>>149235538 (OP)
Cause hasn't been a proper mainstream sword and sorcery for over 20 years at this point.

>>149237337
>>149235538 (OP)
Isnt that jusr Cattleya from Queens Blade(?)

>>149243966
>Thong Squad.
I honestly can't believe that's gone on as long as it has already. It looked like it was going to be a one and done thread and now it's just glued to the catalogue. I still have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be.

>>149242761
Ok. Can you brainstorm the sex scenes? Or are you guys being serious that you just want a mom and 3 kids with no sexual overtones?

>>149247636
>still nothing to show for it
anon

https://itch.io/blog/971660/special-announcement-10-years-in-the-making

>>149248256
Anti-GG posters always claim none of that counts.

Since it looks like we're entering sexy fantasy territory I've got a question, how would you design a sexy artificer? Seems like every other class has some kind of easy to sex up version but this one.

>>149248227
Can't they be sexual undertones? Sometimes a rampantly fanservicey cast can just speak for itself.

>>149242761
I think the mom sleeping around kind of puts a sour spin on things. Maybe make it one guy she took a liking too who she drops by every now and then in between adventures.

>>149248351
>I think the mom sleeping around kind of puts a sour spin on things.
How? Having different fathers is why the kids are so different from each other.

>>149247635
Such a Peak designs.

>>149248275
Golden Girl is shit

>>149248227
>you guys being serious that you just want a mom and 3 kids with no sexual overtones?
Yes

>>149248384
Genetics can get weird. People from the same parents can already look pretty different. Don't need to mix it up that much.

>>149249152
This is not simple genetics. When I say the kids are different, we're talking about a brawny heroic warrior, a half-elf wizard, and a superhuman youngster. Furthermore, it establishes the mother as an unchained wanderer, ideal for this sort of setting. If you can't look past whatever issues you have with this, maybe this ain't the concept for you.

>>149248199
No. Cattleya doesn't have the proper attitude and body. And Queens Blade is trash.

>>149248301
>entering
We started with "big titty barbarian MILF." It was kind of baked in.

>*teleports behind you*
>*cast time stop*
>*cast firebolt*
nothing personnel, you savage

>>149250250
I bet that savage can spell "personal" correctly.

Here is a better idea: a cartoon about a CHAD wizard and his daughters having adventures https://youtu.be/wibs4T1pGHA?si=WejRm3Y80rOILuQ0