Thread 149238642

After the abject failure of Elio, it looks like the Pixar rennaissance begins in 2026!
>“Hoppers” stars Jon Hamm, Bobby Moynihan, and Piper Curda, and centers on Mabel, an animal loving girl who transfers her mind into a robot beaver to infiltrate their animal kingdom. It’s one of the rare original stories Pixar has been working on these last few years.
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Get ready to fall in love with Mabel, a quirkchungus radical environmentalist who just wants to save the world, while avoiding heterosexual romance like it's the plague!

>>149238642 (OP)
>Director Daniel Chong
>Asian MC
Hoorah more generational trauma.

>We put THIS into THIS
>>Yeah, yeah, THIS into THIS
>Uh huh, THIS into THIS
>>Right, THIS into THIS
>Mmm hmm, THIS into THIS
>>See, THIS into THIS
>THIS into THIS
>>THIS into THIS
>THIS into THIS
>>THIS into THIS
>THIS into THIS
>>THIS into THIS
>joke goes on for another 10 seconds because the writers thought it was that funny.
pass

>>149238686

Actually, if I recall correctly right after a certain orange skinned individual instituted his second term into office they were told to tone down all the environmental subtext in whatever was written down for this movie.

At best, what this movie will be is Open Season but with Beavers instead of bears and deers.

>>149238756
>deers

>>149238686
jesus, this is the most boring character design yet.

>>149238642 (OP)
Aside from the antagonist sounding uninspired, I actually am excited for Hoppers. I lost interest in WBB after a while, but I feel like Daniel Chong going back to his Pixar roots could lead to some cool things. Been waiting for an actual teaser trailer for a while now

>>149238805

This really does feel like an Ep of We Baby Bears because there was a dude who was leaking a whole bunch of unaired episodes of that show no one watches to a season that hadnt even been dumped yet and a lot of them have been very...lets say Wild Kratt focused because they have a lot of environmental themed subplots.

>>149238805
Incredible character designs, Pixar.

>>149238642 (OP)
It kinda sounds like Avatar.

>>149238805
At least it doesn't look like 3D calarts.

>>149238642 (OP)
artstyle isn't absolutely ass so this now has a chance

>>149238642 (OP)
Can't wait for the greedy corporate businessman who wants to deforest the beavers home to be overthrown by le heckin' awesome young female mind who convinces the strong STEM woman to bulldoze the forest for solar panels and wind turbines.

Hard pass.

>>149238947

I really dont think a whole lot of thought is gonna be put into a bog standard deforestation plot I sense this is gonna go the same way as something like Shaggy Dog where the business man wants to know how the mind transfer technology works and is willing to preserve the forest in exchange for marketing this technology for more sinister purposes.

>>149238965
Based on how Pixar/Disney likes to make their businessmen into red herrings for villains, this Jerry guy won't do much

>>149238845
LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS

>>149239007
That's more of a Disney thing. Pixar is about either redemption or not having a villain at all, but merely an antagonist (The mom in Turning Red or Terry in Soul).

>>149238965
If Pixar manages to step up their writing game and have complexity that rivals Shaggy Dog, then maybe we'll actually be so back.

>>149239053

No, you're describing modern pixar. Old pixar 100% believed in the old disney method that your movie is as good and as memorable as your antagonist and while the antagonist in question doesnt always have to be killed he exists to be foiled. Moana was regrettably a weird exception to that rule because I for the life of me dunno how that IP makes so much goddamn money I have half convinced its just because they wanna see The Rock phone in lines as Maui.

>>149239102
I'm thinking of COVID era Pixar movies where almost none of them have true evil-as-can-be villains. Onward, Soul, Turning Red, Elemental, Inside Out 2.

Lightyear and Luca might be the only ones who have straight up assholes who stay assholes, but I have no idea if Ercole (Bully in Luca) is actually the villain or just an obstacle in the story, similar to Giulia's father being a source of conflict for our hero. I also don't remember what even happens to him by the end of the movie, suggesting he's not as important as your Gastons or Claytons. Elio has a redeemed villain.

>>149239202

Soul feels like a movie that would have been great in a vaccum but its biggest issue is that the character designs are very unmemorable and outright almost stereotypical namely the main black protagonist.

Elemental was just a stupid premise in general because it was an allegory for race mixing and mixed raced relationships defining them as elementals which only makes the movie sound even more racist then it is.

Inside Out 2 was just a bad movie undeserving of its billion dollars.

>>149238642 (OP)
I'm watching for HER~

It's pretty amazing how Pixar used to pump out masterpiece after masterpiece, and now I haven't seen the last, I don't know, ten Pixar movies? And I have no interest in seeing this one.

>>149239251
Elemental is actually good, and features one of the few heterosexual romances Disney has allowed on screen in years

>>149239652

You just wanna fuck the flame girl.

>>149238642 (OP)
This is gonna get quietly cancelled like Newt - I think Elio not just failing but bombing is gonna have Disney forswear sequels for the foreseeable future

>>149239724
No. Did you see the movie? It's actually good. Some of the scenes like the museum they sneak in to had actual beautiful animation with interesting lighting and cinematography. I was surprised because I didn't know modern Pixar still had this in them. Elemental isn't amazing but it's good.

>>149239809

It wont. Its standard procedure at Disney to have A projects and B projects. Stuff like Onward, Soul, Turning Red, Elemental, Elio and Hoppers is stuff thats not suppose to meet their quarterly financial quota its the more elaborate IP's that are suppose to hence why Inside Out will get another movie and Toy Story is on its 5th.

>>149239870

I shall repeat my previous statement. You just wanna fuck the flame girl.

>>149239877
This feels like cope that there's some sort of nucleus of artistry left at Disney and that it's not just a slop factory.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Marvel hero quipping, forever.

>>149239972

You misunderstand, I agree with you that modern disney and pixar produce nothing but slop im telling you what is the abject reality of the situation. As much as this board will pretend this isnt a real thing, blackrock funds those movies existence and if they make a billion dollars for reasons that seem suspect then Disney interprets this as "make more movies and sequels" but if a movie fails they dont get as angry about it as you think they do because all that funding didnt come "out of pocket" someone flipped that bill and those bills have been getting flipped for awhile because Blackrock spends other people's money like its going out of style and they dont care how much in the black it puts them.

>>149238642 (OP)
Why are Asian Americans so terrible at storymaking?

The Japanese and even the Korean and Chinese manage to make good entertaining stories.

But for some reason, Asians born in America suck at it (Elio, Turning Red, Elemental, etc).

Is there something in the water in America?

>>149240031

Because they follow a series of quota's and guidelines similar but not entirely the same as what Blackrock expects from the firms it invests it future earnings into. With Japan, theyre in auto pilot mode about it because the west has unanimously decides and it has for decades now it wants all its entertainment overseas done by them they dont care what it is and it can even be shit but it has to be made in Japan. The optics of good shit being made in America has been beyond suspect for awhile and I assume money manipulation is involved.

>>149238947
>average solar farm.jpg
That's not average. Only 11.1% of US solar farms are on previously forested land. For wind farms it's only 3.1%.
Source:
https://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/pub-details?pubid=109208

TFchads cannot stop winning.

>>149238725
lizard

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lizard

>>149238890
>It kinda sounds like Avatar.
It really does.

>>149238642 (OP)
why do I feel like I've seen this exact piece of promo art, not knowing where it's from, posted intermittently for about a decade now?

>>149239202
conflict is a no-no, the characters must overcome dilemmas, social obstacles and such through therapy and peaceful dialogue

>>149238642 (OP)
>Pixar is back, baby!
When was it ever gone?

>>149242094
>mainstream American entertainment media forgoes conflict for eternal talk no jutsu
>continue wondering why Americans are pursuing foreign media

>>149238642 (OP)
>"It’s one of the rare original stories"
>human gets put into new body to infiltrate the native habitat
so its Avatar? which, in itself, is Manta's Gift? side note, Manta's Gift is one hell of a read

>>149239202
>Elio has a redeemed villain.
side note, Grigon was such a good antagonist. even if he does take the "redeemed" route, he does it on his own volition, its set up earlier and makes sense as a conclusion to his character arc, it doesnt take away from his villianous acts, and he's just really fuckin well-written and acted. the main criticism i have about him is that he's stuck in Elio forever.

>>149239877
This feels like a fucked up system

>>149238686
>while avoiding heterosexual romance like it's the plague!
Good. That shit boring af.

>more grubhub art style

It’s shit

>>149242216
nowadays all villains are just misunderstood, and not truly evil, or they merely have goals that interfere with your own. what happened to the villain who wanted to take over the world?
we deconstruct the villain, or redeem/rehabilitate them.

>>149238947
Kek, why are they like this?

>>149239288
LE HECKIN SCIENCE NIGRESS

>>149238642 (OP)
I feel like it'll do a lot better than Elio, but that's only because the bar is lower than dirt. Hoppers is at least a silly animal movie and won't have a massively ballooned budget like Elio's.

>>149240487
I feel like using crop land and pasture land makes it better and it doesn't offset how much physical waste these buildings produce since no one wants to maintain them. It also also branches off another issue that the reason so much farmland is being used for energy is because farmers realize it's cheaper to do that than be held prisoner by some of the costs and requirements forced upon them by the agricultural sector.

>>149238642 (OP)
Doesn’t this have just as much of a fucked up production history as Elio? I heard it was an environmentalism movie where 3/4 of the way through making it, they were told to throw out all of the environmentalism.

>>149238642 (OP)
Looks like another bomb. At this point I think Disney is doing this deliberately as an excuse to start making these things cheaply with AI.

>>149238642 (OP)
Hoppers sounds like a slur that would exist in Zootopia.

>>149238725
>>149241835
Does not bode well.

>>149242887
>cute hoppers

>>149242887
yeah, I won't go near a neighborhood I know it's full of hoppers

>>149242354
>won't have a massively ballooned budget like Elio's
Scuttlebutt is Hoppers’ budget is on par with Elio’s.

>>149242921
Add it to the list!

>>149242277
Subversions of villain tropes are only novel when they’re not the norm.

>>149238642 (OP)
The rodent antics will be 5% of the movie

>>149243036
What's the other 95%?

>>149239288
>They are really making Avatar, but Pixar

>>149243324
Does that mean we'll get a Pixar version of Quaritch? Kino. It'll be the best Disney antagonist since Rourke.

>>149242196
Turning Red was garbage, the fuck are you talking about?

>>149243377
I thougut it was overhated
I for one had fun watching it but then again I did it drunkly in a watch party so... maybe that had a role to play in it

>>149243036
That would be a neat twist, if it turns out Disney's hiding what else the film has to offer beyond the beaver gimmick.

>>149238642 (OP)
This looks retarded.

>>149238803
It's a step up from the monkey faces of Elio.

>>149238686
Lmao somebody needs to make a faked Disney+ blurb with this text

>>149238642 (OP)
This will quietly go to Disney+ and all further Pixar originals will be cancelled.

>>149238725
>joke goes on for another 10 seconds because the writers need to fill in the dead air for the runtime of the movie.
fixed it for you.

>>149242196
Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love

>>149238686
why are straight people so insecure they feel attacked by a sexual minority that doesn't even represent 1% of the world population

>>149238642 (OP)
Beaver glands smell like vanilla haha

>>149244121
Suppose you woke up one day to find that Native Americans were suddenly the main characters in half the movies and tv shows you were watching. You might think it was a little weird, right?

Sort of like how you might feel if you woke up and found Native Americans owned 90% of the banks, companies, and investment firms and that all your elected officials had to have the support of the ANPAC lobby.

>>149243298
gay sex

>>149244268
Name 10 recent big movies / cartoons where there the main character isn't straight

>>149244268
Nta, but I don’t think that would really faze me. That still sounds a hell of a lot less crazy than the world we live in, and that particular scenario wouldn’t even impact my life a whole lot.

>>149244268
>You might think it was a little weird, right?
no because im an adult

>>149244297
>Hazbin Hotel
>Velma
>Oh My God... Yes!
>Lesbian Space Princess
>Catwoman Hunted
>#1 Happy Family USA
>Ark: The Animated Series
>Common Side Effects
>Sausage Party: Foodtopia
>Mitchell's vs The Machines
>Strange World
>Twilight of the Gods
>Plankton: The Movie
>Nimona
>Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes & Huntsmen
>Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie

No white male lead, won't watch,simple as

>>149244929
>Owl House
>Lower Decks
>Dead End
>Birds of Prey

>>149242216
Ironic, as the Naruto anime is what popularized talk no jutsu in the west in the first place

>>149242268
This commercial mogs nu-Pixar

>>149242094
because that was the only promo pic they released

>>149244121
Why are fags so threatened by people calling their shit out?

>>149238686
Them going for a more "physical" look to this makes me paranoid it's going to be animated on twos

>>149238642 (OP)
Not going to lie, these characters look like they could be in Turning Red. And you KNOW it's just sheer luck Awkwafina didn't get to voice the beaver.

>>149240031
Because they're always city-dwelling leftists. Asians in general usually can't survive outside of cities, like in their homelands.

>>149245297
they actually hired her beaver for the motion capture of the beaver

>>149245297
Awkwafina must have turned the roll down because otherwise it seems custom made for her.

>>149244929
>She-Ra

>>149244929
>>149245066
Waiting for the "NO, IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!1"/crying to the mods to delete it

>>149244300
Why are you so desperate to silence this discussion then?

>>149238642 (OP)
could be cool i guess

>>149245241
The teaser doesn't look very choppy, so I think you'll be okay, anon.

>>149238642 (OP)
Exciting!

>>149245432
who's silencing who

>>149238686
>actual unique eye design
i'll give you 1 chance pixar

She's definitely a furry

>>149238642 (OP)
>so creatively bankrupt you just start naming movies after your old characters now

>>149239251
Speak for yourself, I liked Soul's human designs a lot. It was very distinct from the shit they're putting out today without being actually ugly or overly clean.

>>149246989
LOL!

>>149244121
Ywnbaw

>>149238803
It’s a step above beanface yeah throwing freckles on an asian alone does not make for an interesting character design.

>>149240031
Because they aren’t naturally creative they just sort conform to their environment which in this case happens to be a leftist hellscape.

>>149248054
Asians, especially japs are very creative. For some reason, Asian Americans lose their creativity genes

>>149239021
got me to laugh

>>149244929
>Plankton: The Movie
wait hold up, plankton's bisexual?

>>149238686
here's your new protagonist

>>149238686
>>149248477
She's cute. Would.

>>149239320
Last Pixar film I saw was Brave I think. Thats also where I thought they were on the decline and looks like I was right.

>>149238642 (OP)
>the beaver is a robot
Lame

>>149238642 (OP)
>bean mouth
this is doomed to failure

>>149248523
>Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

>>149244121
It's annoying...

>>149248354
SpongeTard is a confirmed asexual

>>149243002
yes it's the predictable norm now. I'm more surprised to see something not be subverted, deconstructed or whatever

>>149248799
Inside Out is alright and Monsters University was okay, if a bit redundant... but that's kind of it - two okayish movies in the last decade and a half almost.

>>149238642 (OP)
Are people even gonna trust them after Elio? They better have a rewriting and animation correction crew working overtime because normies are probably gonna avoid this one too.
>>149238686
Yeah after watching Nezha 2 this design is primitive, like Elio I just won't watch.

>>149238642 (OP)
Looks uninspiring

>>149238642 (OP)
>>149240928
Are you stupid? For starters transforming chads? Hoppers is not about transforming its like Cameron's Avatar its about a human injecting her mind into a robot, just happens that the robot is that of a beaver.

And this shitty movie is not going to be popular because beavers aren't considered cool animals by mankind. They look like large rats with weird tails. Only thing stranger than a beaver that looks similar is a platypus. You want success you choose animals humans like such as wolves, tigers, lions, hawks, etc. But because the movie uses a beaver as the robot it's going to be seen as lame.

That's what this entire movie looks like, LAME. And it really doesn't help that the gimmick of the movie is that the human twat discovers animals follow nature in a Role Play manner. So when a carnivore is chasing a herbivore to kill and eat it it's all "intentional" that is the herbivore WANTS to get brutally killed and eaten. That is fucking stupid even for fiction.

This movie feels stupid. Stupid and lame is not a winning formula. No wonder Pixar submit and is making Coco 2 and Toy Story 5 they know these original films are shitty.

>>149238803
Looks better and more unique than most characters Pixar has been shitting out in recent years, what are you talking about?

>>149238890
>It kinda sounds like Avatar.

And Avavar is shit. And I mean BOTH of them Nickelodeon Avatar and Cameron's Avatar. Cameron's Avatar is the story of a human traitor pile of shit who refuses to do his job while getting high of his own farts thinking he is a moral savior for aliens. And in the process that human traitor dooms mankind. Doesn't help that Cameron is a huge faggot since he said that testosterone is evil and must be destroyed so it reflects in the writing of Cameron's Avatar.

>>149242216
Can we cut the bullshit? America has never been good at making animated conflicts because animation is expected to be infantile. So the heroes are conveniently pussies who can't fight and even if they can? Their villains are usually defeated by some miracle. This is what many dubbed the Disney Style Death.

That means the villain accidentally dooms themselves usually the villain idiotically kills themselves. Foreign media is different the hero actively KILLS the villain directly.

>>149249815
>America has never been good at making animated conflicts
please be jestin

>>149245195
Will never understand how Naruto became popular. Story of Naruto is about ninjas who don't kill. The only ones who did kill are the older generation ninjas like Kakashi. But Naruto's young generation are a bunch of pussies. And I hate how they conveniently go out of their way to never kill and if by some rare chance they are infuriated enough to kill they will fail at killing their target somehow.

Naruto is shit. And don't get me started on the Pain Arc where he killed everyone in Naruto's village and then used a magic technique to revive everyone he killed. I just can't stand shit writing like that. When you kill someone it should be permanent. Naruto is junk.

Modern Shonen is junk. One Piece is also pretty damn terrible and its grossly overrated.

>>149242277
>what happened to the villain who wanted to take over the world?

That already happened we call them Jews. They got bored of billions of humans existing on Earth so they invented Feminism to kill the birthrate while raising prices for everything so humans can't afford to reproduce. The villains won they want you dead through you not being able to afford to reproduce while women gain rights to become shitty spinsters.

>>149242831
Environmentalism regardless of context is not popular. It was not popular during Captain Planet. Was not popular during Ferngully. And after being spammed with that shit for years I doubt Hoppers will be popular because people are TIRED of environmental bullshit about how humans are evil.

And before you say Cameron's Avatar is popular, people see those movies for the special effects not because they like the preachy Must Defend Nature From Evil Humans narrative.

>>149242870
Try every studio. Every fucking studio is salivating over keeping a smaller team of people while using ai to do a lot of the actual animating and voicing. Executives want ai to evolve enough to not need many humans. They don't say it but it is what they want as its their job to enrich a company NOT the grunt employees.

>>149244991
This for me. Seeing how straight white male protagonists are being deleted in a white nation is why I reject all this shitty media. And I hate that if they get included they are always emasculated idiots.

>>149244929
This shit is so ass

>>149249180
>muh toddler anime
Fuck off pedo.

>>149240031
>Is there something in the water in America?

It's called American Culture. American Culture is all about spamming poison such as....

Feminism
Diversity and multiculturalism
Degenerate lifestyles like homosexuality

When this is your culture of course you make SHIT!!!

>>149239877
>Stuff like Onward, Soul, Turning Red, Elemental, Elio and Hoppers is stuff thats not suppose to meet their quarterly financial quota
They don't produce $200+ million movies to not make back the money. Stop huffing copium. This is Disney we're talking about, the same studio that completely stopped making original live action movies and only does remakes of their animated films (except for Tron for some fucking reason, I guess it's a big enough brand)

>>149250044
agree most cartoons suck dick now

>>149249815
>Can we cut the bullshit? America has never been good at making animated conflicts because animation is expected to be infantile. So the heroes are conveniently pussies who can't fight and even if they can? Their villains are usually defeated by some miracle. This is what many dubbed the Disney Style Death.
..do you only watch cartoons for kids?

At this point. Why doesn't Pixar should go indie?
Ah right, their entire existance is literally depended of Disney Corpos since most of their IPs belong to them.

>>149240031
>Korean
Yeah, no. The only good Korean stories are the rare super doomer ones that are a commentary on Korea's fucked up society like Parasite, Squid Games, and the like. K-dramas are love triangle bullshit and manhwa/webtoons are the same shit or wish-fulfillment/revenge fantasies. I'd argue that specifically for Koreans, they make better stories when they've grown up outside Korea.

>>149248779
Okay but you actually made her cuter here

>>149249180
Where did you find this?

>>149238947
>>149240487
Solar and wind only makes sense in extremely specific parts of the US. The rest of the US should be majority running on nuclear. Cutting down on the "24/7 economy style". Like shut the fucking lights off when it's dark, and using the appropriate crops for the appropriate location based on soil and climate. The biggest sin is traditional farming in the fucking desert instead of drip line systems that just dumps a retarded amount of water and wastes it, looking at Arizona that sucks the blood dry out of the surrounding states for water. The US is a giant fucking waster of raw resources. Especially the metric-fuck-ton of food wasted alone at grocery stores and restaurants. I will never forget when I worked at a grocery store, they dumped PILES of MEAT. Especially STEAKS and PORK CHOPS instead of reducing the price. The sheer food waste at a grocery store blew my mind. Entire aisles of food still six months away from expiration dumped.

>>149243298
Lame crap about generational baggage, emotions and dumb shit, all Pixar seems to do now, because animated movies forgot about fun stuff

>disney pixar has made nothing but slop for a decade
>dude our next movie will be amazing, trust

>>149251482
it's frustrating because the way they talk shit about fans now it's like they think people want them to fail and we don't - we just want them to stop making garbage

>>149251522
all the talent left pixar years ago
it's now a studio full of activists abusing a brand name

>>149251535
where the fuck did they go to though? it's not like the rest of the industry has suddenly seen a glut of talent and brilliant movies.

>>149251574
there is spider-verse, arcane, puss in boots and such

>>149249850
Can't wait for Genndy's new movie, it's his first to be fully hand-drawn too!

>>149250304
not really, I've found several enjoyable ones in recent years

>>149252576
elaborate

>>149238756
How are environmentalist themes in need of censorship? It's 2025 for cryin out loud

>>149242268
how much rent does a singular ad campaign keep in a burger brain?

>>149252576
We get like 1 or 2 decent western cartoons per year nowadays. It's such a wasteland compared to 20 years ago.

>>149243324
>No 9 foot tall naked blue lady
Hardly

>>149253090
it's funny, it's not that deep.

>>149240031
Second-generation Asian immigrants tend to be shit (especially the women for some reason) because their parents try to force them to conform to the culture of a homeland they've never lived in and that prevents them from fitting in with their peers. This happens often enough that they're practically their own subculture.

>>149238642 (OP)
>Litterally Mabel

>>149238642 (OP)
Ehh, not interes

>>149238686
I am already interested.

>>149253272
And when they have chances to make art it's just generational trauma about hating your parents, like Turning Red

>>149251574
Majority of them who didn't retire followed John Lasseter to Skydance and now work there with him. Spellbound is actually an okay movie, better than anything Pixar released in years- but it looks derpy and was released only on Netflix so not many people here actually saw it.

>>149251036
Those coastal wind farms are mass murdering whales and environmentalists don't give a shit. The wind farms in the desert are also fails because they don't generate as much energy over their lifetime as it costs to build and maintain them. Then when they break down, there is no way to safely and cleanly dispose of the giant fiberglass turbine blades, so they just bury them in the ground. Solar energy is the same. Environmentalists don't care about actual science. Nuclear is the cleanest and most efficient current energy source but environmentalists hate it because the science behind how it works is too difficult for them to understand, and it sounds scary.

>>149249702
The only correct post in this thread. I just don't understand how any writer could think of Hoppers as a good idea. I prefer the old stereotype that all animals get along in nature like in Bambi over the nonsense Hoppers insists on that the animals killing each other is role play, except that the killing is indeed real.

>>149254492
Spellbound is awful. Hey everybody your father and mother don't get along just divorce everyone is happy especially your son or daughter.

What insulting shit. You can get away with the whole Divorce Hurts No One bullshit in media like forty years ago before No Fault Divorce became standard. But by NOW? Its clear divorce verily harms people the millions of maladjusted adults we have nowadays are the living proof. So any media like Spellbound comes across as insulting. That movie deserved its failure.

And I doubt their next movie about Jack and the Beanstalk will be any good. Certainly doesn't help that every single movie about giants for the last fifteen years has failed. Audiences aren't impressed by giants. I think the last time the masses liked media about giants is Attack on Titan the anime and we ALL know that it had one of the worst universal endings EVER to the point the ending ruins the whole story. So yeah giants = trash. Skydance isn't winning any audiences with their new Jack and the Beanstalk.

>>149238642 (OP)
Who allowed them to call their Disney lead MABEL of all things? She better have been named after another one of Chong's nieces or something 'cause good GOD

>>149255671
It's excused because she doesn't have bean mouth like the last one.

>>149253592
I miss Kick Buttowski

>>149253041
The Walt Disney Company is one of the world's biggest polluters, so they wouldn't approve of one of their distributed works potentially calling them out.

>>149257615
It amuses me that they are a mega capitalist corporate conglomerate, using Asian slave labor to make merchandise, responsible for tons of global pollution and waste every day, yet all their movies are about pushing communism, fags and environmentalism.

>>149257939
they pander to China too who hates that woke shit in their movies

>>149238756
>>149253041

>IDEOLOGICAL CAPTURE IS AWESOME! ILOVE IT WHEN MY PRESIDENT HAS POWER TO DICTATE THE ARTS!! THIS WON'T EVER BACKFIRE!!! WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT!!!!

>>149248477
>>149248779
oh no! she's cute!

>>149258131
>disney releases strange world, an environmental movie with LGBT themes
>it bombs
>disney doesn't want to do that anymore
wtf is this drumpf's fault?!?!??!

>>149258131
You need help bro
>>149258082
China probably likes that they push communism. They also like the woke and fag shit that weakens and humiliates the west- they just don't want it for their own people.

>>149248830
I'd watch a Postal inspired Pixar movie for kids

>>149238642 (OP)
I would totally fuck that beaver up the ass

>>149258220
I'd watch a decent Pixar movie for adults

>>149238642 (OP)
>original stories
It's not an original story. This plot has been doing since ever. When Avatar premiered, people were already saying it was Ferngully.
I have the feeling that these people think "original story" means having characters that don't come from a franchise, even when the plot is the same thing we've seen once and again.

>>149238686
Dude you can't leak the script like this. You're gonna lose your job.

>>149258515
Anyone else think Disney is the only thing stopping Pixar from going balls out and making R rated films?

>>149238642 (OP)
>>149238686
I'm getting the feeling they took a shit-ton of money and made these woke beanmouth foidmillennialslop concurrently so they could release them one-by-one but now what they've done is painfully obvious because the jig is up that no one wants to see these movies.

>>149258630
Every Pixar movie would be about minority troons destroying white male Christian villains if Pixar was allowed to ho unchecked. And every movie would also be an orangeman bad morality tale.

>>149257216
What do you miss most about it?

>>149259026
>Every Pixar movie would be about minority troons destroying white male Christian villains if Pixar was allowed to ho unchecked. And every movie would also be an orangeman bad morality tale.
So, basically Disney?

>>149239288
>streaks of gray
I'm buying a ticket soon as they're for sale

>>149238845
What a sick joke

>>149238845
What material do you think that suit's made of? Looks nice

>>149239288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A

>>149257216
One of those shows that only latinos care about.

>>149238642 (OP)
They really oughta hurry up and give us new teaser art. This shit is less than a year away

>>149249702
>beavers aren't considered cool animals by mankind. They look like large rats with weird tails. Only thing stranger than a beaver that looks similar is a platypus

ENTER

>>149258572
>I have the feeling that these people think "original story" means having characters that don't come from a franchise, even when the plot is the same thing we've seen once and again.
thats the argument Elio autists have been trying to make, yes. original = not a sequel or remake. original =/= unique story.

>>149261281
This, and also the Angry Beavers

>>149238686
Mabel is a cute though!

>>149245368
Track 5: My Vag (Pixar Remix) 4:35

>>149261745
Naw, this bitch looks asian. Are we SURE Awkwafina didn't get this role, and they plan on surprising us when the trailers drop?

>>149261779
>Are we SURE Awkwafina didn't get this role
my dick would not be able to handle that

hola amigx, i am Elio, and i like tacos
>Peak Disney

>>149238642 (OP)
whatever the fuck that thing is i thought it was pic related from the thumbnail

>>149262309
All the women in Little Critter books are hot. I think the illustrator knows what they're doing...

BÓBR KURWA

>>149250700
I like those K-dramas where the protagonist is some fuck up who kills someone by accident and then becomes a serial murderer.

>>149238642 (OP)
Cant wait for this one desu

>>149262530
weirdo

>>149262153
>hola amigx, i am Elio, and i like tacos
*tacx

>>149264380
Where do you think we are?

>>149238642 (OP)
So basically Avatar but a cartoon with animals?

>>149248523

So while her mind is in the robot beaver, her body is all alone and defenseless. This could work.

>>149265531
Avatar itself was just Dances with Wolves but with aliens.

>>149254492
Didn't people hate the divorce theme and swore off Lassetter?

>>149251588
lol
lmao

>>149239102
Moana had catchy songs and was closest to older princess films in spirit even if there was no romance or villain. It's an anomaly to be sure.

>>149249180
>Ne Zha 2
Of course the pedo would think that's peak. Fuck off Birchy.

>>149239251
I never saw anyone explain why IO2 was bad outside of making billions and not deserving it.

>>149261745
is the plot twist gonna be that she's actually a beaver in a human body

>>149239102
Moana sadly succeeded. Always hated that movie. Hated how it had no villain. Hated how Moana was being celebrated as a future female leader yeah right female leadership is usually the DEATH of your culture.

And Moana herself was pointless, the story is not about her its about Maui making a mistake damaging the world and he correcting it. But Moana herself is a pointless character and nothing proves this more than the scene where Moana gives the living ocean the heart of the goddess to return it to its owner. Basically Moana is a minuscule character who is forced onto the protagonist role. And she's not good looking not even the losers who desperately wanted to turn her into a flavor of the month succeeded and you have to remember this website is a hive of LOSERS. When not even LOSERS like a female character she is a failure.

But somehow normies loved that shitty boring film Moana and I dread when the live action remake is another success because normies are retarded.

>>149266835
This feels like another deletefag post.

>>149266853
You didn't say liar because its true that Moana is a shit movie undeserving of its monetary success.

>>149266927
It being successful is already proof that it deserves it's monetary success. You call it a shit movie because you don't personally like it and think one else should.

I'm not paying to see a grubhub commercial

>>149266986
That was Elio. Hoppers looks like it'll use a different art style.

>>149238642 (OP)
Not watching this movie for one reason alone I hate the design of the beaver. The bitch looks like an obnoxious hyper retarded pile of shit. Basically its the beaver version of The Minions from illumination. And I've always hated irritating looking shitty characters like that.

Seriously the image for Hoppers looks like the twat is saying "I'm going to be obnoxious and annoying and no one can stop me!" with the scientist woman chasing after her. This is shit. Makes me wish that the movie had a scene where someone disconnects the bitch's human body killing her so she's stuck as a beaver robot and hope she gets killed by a carnivore or a tree falling on her.