>>149239627Hark ! This doth be mine final post upon /co/.
How canst anyone thinketh that this doth be awe-some for true ? How canst anyone taketh seriously a comical manuscript with Thor as a supposedeth to be superhero ? How canst anyone seeth the Thor as heroic for true in this book ?
"Ouh, Thor doth be smiling, so awe-some, this be so cooleth guys..." why dost thou lie to thyself in such a manner ?
Ye guys art simply forcing onto thyself the new fadeth there shalt be within this hivemind of a board, with the blandesteth, tamesteth, most classicly safe comical manuscript there canst be, while thine selective outrage doth be shitting upon Zdarsky's Batman for things that would be praised if they were scribed by another's quill, but NAAAAAAAAAAAAY ye hast to shitteth upon't even if it be good because the hivemind doth dictate ye to do thusly !!!
Tis no wonder thou canst get laideth, but guesseth what ? Lo, I obtainst a shieldmaiden now. For the first time of mine life after one score and four years I finally obtainst a shieldmaiden, and all that monkish fuss hath become quite irritating since.
I am simply departing for goodeth anon, I hadst plenty of fun with that board but I doth proclaim I be done. I pray ye to get shieldmaidens to, mayhaps 'twill openeth thine eyes about the hivemind that is destructing thy self, alas, the hivemind is mayhaps keeping thou awayest from being able to seduceth anyone, so ye art most like entrapped within one vicious circle, and sadly, there beith no WildC.A.T.s to savest ye from't. I simply hopeth that mine epistle shalt maybe aid thou to think by thyself a mite more and to obtainst a shieldmaiden to.
Enjoyeth thine manuscript.