Thread 149240053

The KND are their worst enemies. All these super villains are adults that hate childhood right, and it just so happens that wiping a kids mind from being in the KND wipes their time in the KND? which depending on when they are recruited is THEIR WHOLE CHILDHOOD! They're recruiting kids that have the capacity to be super spies, then these idiots wipe their minds leaving them hollow husks that hate kids due to an inability to understand childhood fun, with the capacity to grow into super spy Esq adults. They're in a perpetual chicken and the egg scenario, their just to young to realize they are creating their own worst enemies. Any time they look the other way on decommissioning, like for instance Maurice, the teens retain their sanity and don't try and genocide anyone under the age of 13.

Where was I going with this? I guess what I'm saying is, I could really go for disconnecting the moonbase and sending it into the sun right about now.

Numbuh 5 feet

I know a lot of people protest the idea of Chad being a Triple Agent because it comes out of nowhere but when you really think about it, say Warburton wasnt actually bullshitting everything as the series progressed, the +13 program was suppose to be your first clue that even operatives like Chad could be functioning as double and triple agents for the KnD because there really is zero incentive to side the with the adults.The KnD has its own functioning society and if the origins that #1 preached for his assignment were true this is all the reason for the Galactic KnD to see Adults as an inferior subspecies and wanting to enforce an eternal youth policy among the KnD seeing Adulthood as simply evolution going wrong.

>>149240073
I really wish Galactic KND would get off the ground. The concept of KND is one that has always intrigued me. Kids having their own society and systems based on exaggerated versions of preexisting stuff just looked cool. The closest I’ve seen to it in recent years has been CotC.

>>149240155
Feel like then going the TND route than galactic would have been better.

>>149240192
Yeah probably. It would be cool to see Abby and Kree get along like legitimately with her thinking that she is on their side and Abby having a little hesitation over her duty and her relationship with her sister. Also maybe have Numbuh 1 and Chad sort of bond again, I imagine the rivalry stuff would still be there but it would have a much more positive twist. Like some good natured ribbing and banter. Also Tommy could become a legitimate threat given he’s rogue and knows about KND and ends up finding out about TND. Oh and maybe also have some former operatives that were decommissioned and didn’t join TND, I imagine Rachel would retire gracefully.

>>149240073
The whole thing was too stupid to work. It's fine as a last episode mindfuck but it could never hold as an actual series.

AKA "where do babies come from?"

I didn't know India had Kids Next Door, I always thought they hated American television.

Racist show
Sexist too
Basically shit overall

>>149240131
god this guys life is horrifying to consider.
>Perpetually stuck in the worst cycle of a cold
>Leaking mucus constantly. Fever induced. Probably suffering nausea symptoms inbetween.
>No medicine helps or alleviates the symptoms.
Honestly I would put on a tank too and blast mucus at people if I was stuck in his situation. Gotta say though he does keep his teeth nice and pearly white.

>>149240053 (OP)
The super villains were a neat design.

Well?

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS MAN

>>149241286
On the plus side, him being stuck in the worst cycle of a cold means he can’t catch another cold.

>>149241263
Noce bait, tranny

>>149241385
Lizzie, unironically.

Also, who are these hotties?

>>149240073
The movie explained that Numbuh 1's dad fought his grandad and his goofiness is a mask to give Nigel the childhood he never had. Father thought if he emulate his dad he'd get respect.

>>149241575
Bottom left is Numbuh 1's cousin.

>>149241233
It's that dumb conspiracy thriller shit where Nigel tried to red pill people and his No.2 keeps him on his toes.

>>149240053 (OP)
What about TND ?

>>149240053 (OP)
Not your personal blog, Chad

Though given how many kids already act like supervillains or side with adults for perks or out of pure loyalty, I imagine that even if the KND didn't decommission their operatives more than a few would have zero issues selling their secrets out. We already saw Kree as an teen agent, that one girl from the sleepover was more than eager to get a jump start on betraying the KND, and Chad's giant speech about working so hard and not wanting to give up his spot to some "snot-nosed brats" when he detached the moonbase likely came more from the heart than he intended.

>>149242237
NTA, but besides Numbuh 2, which other KND agent or villain would regularly post on 4chan?
Extra points if they frequent /co/.

>>149242237
Chad being envious of the younger KND members doesn’t mean he’d sell them out, just means he’s a dick with issues, like 86.

>>149241853
Fem Nigel looks like she could pull a football away.

The thought that people like Numbah 1 are eventually just indoctrinated into the sheer belief that adults in GENERAL are an infestation that must be purged is kinda nuts.

Then again this is the same guy who went into a deranged rant in the middle of his class trying to push a KND agenda.

>>149240192
>>149240264
It took me a second to realize this was not the TND I was thinking of.

>>149243638
kek

>>149240053 (OP)
Not their whole childhood, just the KND stuff. You'll still have memories of friends at school and your home life. But for sure, big chunks will go missing. Also, not EVERY kid hated it, like the one dude in the comics that was part of 86's squad, he was ready and willing to give up his KND memories because of how long he was in it.

>>149241575
Top-right is the fake girl when Number 1 gets stuck in an utopia island made by the doctor. I can't remember the episode's name.

>>149241438
KEEP YOUR FAT FEMANON HANDS OFF HIM YOU DUMBLR. YOU DON'T DESERVE SUCH A HOT(pun intended) HUSBANDO. You deserve him >>149240131 even the Toilenator is too good for you.

Man I just wanna chill in a tree house as a minor character unwittingly meeting a cruel fat that may or may not destroy my mental state hard enough it leads to my pre-mature decomissioning.

>>149245217
>cruel fat

Oh to be the cruel fat that traumatizes all the lolis and shotas into early decommissioning.

>>149244674
Test

>>149241960
Teens Next Door?

>>149245493
It’s a top secret sub-group that has certain operatives go through a fake decommissioning in order to be infiltrators/informants against the teens. Maurice is one of them.

How does the KND parse adults who still have fun?YJNDS

>>149245461
>Fat
Meant fate, unfortunate..

>>149240053 (OP)
>All these super villains are adults that hate childhood right
The adults hate children. Not childhood.

>>149245597
>The adults hate children. Not childhood.

I feel like it's still interchangeable.

>>149245561
I guess as long as they're harmless they're not on the radar. There are adults they do like if I recall
The dude killing all the ties comes to mind, 1 even bailed him out when he got mind broken at the end.
I guess the verdict would be they're weird but OK as long as they're not fucking with kids to get what they want. Unlike the GKND that would want to remove them just the same as any other adult

These guys being brainwashed KND agents always bugged me. Do their real families just not give a shit a creepy dweeb kidnapped their kids.

>>149240053 (OP)
And why did I want to keep my memories? Memories of a stressful 24-hour job with no pay and no health insurance? A job where I'm forced to team up with four other idiots I probably don't like.

>>149246584
It was fun... I PRESUME!

>>149246472

If we're to believe Nigel's origin story on Adults that would mean Father's earliest ancestor was the one who had enough of how bratty and entitled the children were behaving which is what resulted to many different generations of Nigel's family tree leading to Operation 0 and then everything that came afterwards. It would not surprise me at all if the person who first rebelled became Grandfather.

>>149245217
> Ywn get turned into a spank-happy vampire and then slowly pick off your QT3.14 fellow operatives one by one turning them into your Spank-happy coven with bare handed spankings

Why live?

>>149247188
I never understood how parents work in this universe. Like are they really their parents?

>>149247888

Again, if Nigel's story is to be believed, children were just children and they never evolved past that evolutionary development. Adults were made as a slave caste that was then given freedom after rebelling only for issues to take hold again. Adults are capable of making children but these children have the adult genome in them meaning they will go from children to teens to adults.

The G-KND represents the first generation of kids that never evolved to that step. They feel as if Adults were a mistake and their own laziness is what resulted in this never ending issue they have with them.

>>149245217
>yfw you'll never be an exhibit in a kids Zoo
Correction
>You'll never be in a boy's Zoo feeling the weight of the tag in your ear as St.Ritas students pass you by and throw hot wheels cars and pears into your cage.

>>149247914
I'm guessing that prior to the creation of adults, Kids were immortal like elves and were spawned by a magic tree or someshit before adults ruined their biology.

>>149240155
>I really wish Galactic KND would get off the ground
The thing is the kids who grew up with codename kids next door are all in their 20s and 30s. I guess then you could put it on adult swim, but outside of adding swearing I don't see how you could adapt KND for that audience.

>>149248692
Why pears?

>>149248869
I like them.

>>149245217
Whether you’re the main character or not, there will be pain.

>>149248869
Uhh...what's with the manicured nails there?
Is he and Kuki....experimenting?

>>149242237
I'm honestly surprised more knd don't defect to the teens.

>>149244674
Ok Spamton

Something I need to work on.

https://files.catbox.moe/mgk1my.png

>>149249050
It's this episode >>149241853
Numbuh 4 was it on the hand and wasn't fully transformed.

>>149240073
> Chad being a Triple Agent because it comes out of nowhere but when you really think about it, say Warburton wasnt actually bullshitting everything as the series progressed, the +13 program was suppose to be your first clue that even operatives like Chad
Yea, I never really got complaints about Chad being a double agent coming out of nowhere. The moment they revealed that some teens were spared decomissioning, I pretty much knew "There is no way that Supreme Leader and all around top dog Chad didn't know about Teens Next Door program and couldn't get himself in it, so why would he freak out about getting decommissioned?"

>>149240053 (OP)
The KND and the adults are both stupid, they believe in a false history to cover up the real battle of good vs the evil Uno bloodline(Monty's branch is an exception)

where the fuck is it dive quit holding out on me

>>149240053 (OP)
OP has been indoctrinated by adult propaganda. Hit him with a cheese blast from your nacho rifle.

>>149248692
>Live in an cage forever as a noncitizen
>Or be a cute girl
Rock and a hard place I tell yah

>>149249050
>In a well-meaning (if somewhat misguided) attempt to help Wally overcome his aggressive macho complex, Numbuh 3 decides to encourage him to gradually explore and embrace, in the safety of their shared privacy, his more sensitive and feminine side.
>Nonetheless, rather than getting him to engage in some kind of actual therapy, Kuki being Kuki, she tries to achieve her goal by making Numbuh 4 dress up in a sparkly myriad of Rainbow Monkey-themed outfits, taking the opportunity to do so whenever they're alone together, each successive one of said garments being cuter, girlier, and skimpier than the last.
>Despite his predictable initial reluctance and never-ending complaints, Wally, not wanting to aggravate the already uncomfortable situation, eventually chooses to bite the bullet and go through with these secret "fashion shows", as long as they make Numbuh 3 happy.
>However, although he convinces himself that these almost-daily ordeals are all for Kuki's sake, Wally can't help but start feeling a warm, tingling sensation whenever Numbuh 3 compliments and flatters his looks, despite how embarrassing and demeaning he finds the clothes that she essentially forces him to wear.
>After a month or so has passed, Wally, against his better judgement, starts to umpromptedly wear by himself, in the solitude of his own room, some of the outfits with which Kuki has been regularly supplying him.
>As he looks at himself in the mirror while modeling stuff such as brightly-colored crop tops, panties, and knee-socks, the memories of the praise given to him by Numbuh 3 echo in the back of his head, and, to his own blushing incredulity, he's unexpectedly overwhelmed by a fulfilling sense of pride like he's never felt before, not in his tenacity, or in his brawn, but in something else entirely different.
>Before he has any chance to repress it, these new-found sensations take the form of a stuttering, sighing whisper:
>"I-I'm... c-cute..."

https://files.catbox.moe/5lya8w.png

>>149250712

Regardless, the Teens were likely loose ends for the GKnD because Age is and always will be the thing they value the most. Even 12 is cutting it but 13 you serve a few final missions and the GKnD then proceeds the TAD (Total Adult Death)

>>149248791

There aint nothing normal about KnD Tree Houses and there aint nothing normal about that moon base tree.

>>149240053 (OP)
We could have used more episodes focused on the Global Kids next door organization.
I always liked when other members appeared or their was a threat multiple teams were called upon to fight.

>>149251659

Never would have happened. The GKnD was always a concept that comes completely out of nowhere but people pretend it was always there. The biggest thing of bullshit was realizing that Lizzie was not only a member of the GKnD but it also explains her obsession with Nigel. She wants to manipulate him.

>>149241312
>>149240053 (OP)
All the adult villains being ex-KND would be an interesting idea.

>>149250972
Imagine being ok to sit down on the seat to accommodate your frontal butt to take a piss.

>>149250731
This is awesome

>>149240053 (OP)
Don't you have to stop the G KND first Chad? I know that the KND is fucked up at your perspective, but those aliens are really into DOMINATE the planet earth, if you really want to make a civil war with your own people try to defeat the UFO kids first you know?
https://youtu.be/hqmZ1vPnLFg?si=8OVfZsrC--G2zpDu&t=165

>>149252747
We had some hella good OC from that thread back in March

>>149253165
Okay one is clearly a Rambo spoof, but what about the girl?

>>149251888
I didn't say I was okay with it, just that you would be trapped between two horrible fates

>>149253623
The girl is just unusually tall and thus a perfect operative for infiltrating teen spaces.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148029707/#148130591

>>149240058
FPBP

Get de-commn'd

>>149252628
That Fem Nigel better just be wig. Also, Numbuh 3 looks awfully shifty, I would not trust him in a room alone with Numbuh 4