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Anonymous No.149241923 >>149242019 >>149242110 >>149242118 >>149242143 >>149242220 >>149242577 >>149243614 >>149245256 >>149246222 >>149246243 >>149246562 >>149246588 >>149246640 >>149249313 >>149250879 >>149252913 >>149253704
If the Juggernaut was conducting a train, could the train be stopped?
Anonymous No.149242019
>>149241923 (OP)
The train would be stopped but the Juggernaut would be hurled through the front and be an unstoppable ball of destruction. The train would need to be indestructible and be fed power by Juggernaut as he's driving it.
Anonymous No.149242110 >>149242146 >>149242387 >>149253343
>>149241923 (OP)
If the Juggernaut was proposing a bill in congress, could it be stopped?
Anonymous No.149242118
>>149241923 (OP)
If the Juggernaut was eating a lollipop, could he ever lick all the way to the center?
Anonymous No.149242143
>>149241923 (OP)
If Juggernaut pooped like a machine gun, could it be stopped?
Anonymous No.149242146
>>149242110
Would you vote against him when the results are public?
Anonymous No.149242220 >>149242662 >>149242680
>>149241923 (OP)
If the juggernaut was in a winning streak on a online multiplayer FPS, could he be stopped?
Anonymous No.149242387 >>149242588 >>149246349 >>149249106 >>149249339 >>149249380 >>149249493 >>149249930 >>149250541 >>149253343
>>149242110
NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNAUT('S BILL)
Anonymous No.149242415
Why doesn't the Juggernaut plummet to the center of the Earth every time he jumps?
Anonymous No.149242516 >>149242539 >>149244146 >>149246934
Are you people stupid? He literally explains it, if it's the Juggernaut he can't be stopped. It's literally his only power.
Anonymous No.149242535
He doesn't jump be dashes vertically up and down and stops at the Earth unless he needs to get to China fast.
Anonymous No.149242539 >>149242542 >>149250586
>>149242516
Not even Superman?
Anonymous No.149242542 >>149242561 >>149244027 >>149249140
>>149242539
Juggernaut is magic. Superman is weak to magic.
Anonymous No.149242560 >>149242580 >>149242664
Actually you know that brings me to my next Juggernaut related quandary. Why can't the Juggernaut fly? Since he can't fly, it implies any gravity-based power can in fact stop him at any time.
Anonymous No.149242561
>>149242542
In English, doc
Anonymous No.149242577 >>149246909
>>149241923 (OP)
So if Juggernaut is listening to ice ice baby and it gets to the part where Vanilla ice says
>ALRIGHT STOP! COLABORATE AND LISTEN
Does Juggernaut stop or just collaborate and listen?
Anonymous No.149242580
>>149242560
If the Juggernaut walks off a cliff, he naturally won't fall and will instead just keep on going in a straight line until he leaves the atmosphere.
Anonymous No.149242588
>>149242387
thanks for the laugh
Anonymous No.149242627
If the Juggernaut started a thread would it be permanently pinned?
Anonymous No.149242662 >>149242680 >>149244112
>>149242220
Not a snowball's chance in hell!
Anonymous No.149242664 >>149246307
>>149242560
Would the Juggernaut be able to keep moving during MC Hammer's Hammertime?
Anonymous No.149242680
>>149242220
>>149242662
Anonymous No.149243614
>>149241923 (OP)
Lame as shit.
Anonymous No.149244027 >>149244153 >>149246560
>>149242542
>Superman is weak to magic.
Anonymous No.149244112
>>149242662
>JuggerPuter
Holy shit, what kinda ping is Juggy running?
Anonymous No.149244146 >>149250974
>>149242516
what if he made contact with Mr Domino?
Anonymous No.149244153
>>149244027
No! Do not start that here!
Anonymous No.149245256
>>149241923 (OP)
What is going on here?
Anonymous No.149246222
>>149241923 (OP)
If he was driving his train, high on cocaine, would juggernaut watch his speed?
Anonymous No.149246236 >>149246251
What if i got the juggernaut addicted to heroin?
Could he stop taking it?
Anonymous No.149246243 >>149246569
>>149241923 (OP)
once juggernaut pops, can he stop?
Anonymous No.149246251 >>149246270
>>149246236
Does he not like
not like
not like
cocaine?
Anonymous No.149246270 >>149246297
>>149246251
could juggernaut snuff the rooster?
Anonymous No.149246297 >>149246357
>>149246270
could juggernaut bawk bawk begawk?
Anonymous No.149246307
>>149242664
Depends on if he deploys his parachute pants
Anonymous No.149246320 >>149246333 >>149247348
Can juggernaut drive 55?
Anonymous No.149246333 >>149246529
>>149246320
can juggernaut get the senior discount at Dennies?
Anonymous No.149246349
>>149242387
Not even bureaucracy can stop the Juggernaut.
Anonymous No.149246357 >>149246368
>>149246297
can juggernaut durka durka dooo?
Anonymous No.149246368 >>149246491
>>149246357
What if juggernaut stole my bike?
Anonymous No.149246491 >>149246519
>>149246368
How much wood can a Juggernaut chuck if a Juggernaut could chuck wood?
Anonymous No.149246519
>>149246491
How many juggs could jugs chug if jugs could chug juggs?
Anonymous No.149246529
>>149246333
Can juggernaut unclog the toilet at dennies?
Anonymous No.149246560
>>149244027
hes not strong to it
Anonymous No.149246562 >>149246668 >>149246979
>>149241923 (OP)
No, it would become a Juggernaut-train like when the Ghost Rider hops on anything other than his bike, and will keep going
Anonymous No.149246569
>>149246243
Can juggernaut sink my battleship?
Anonymous No.149246588 >>149246658
>>149241923 (OP)
What happens when the Juggernaut runs into the Blob?
Anonymous No.149246640
>>149241923 (OP)
could you give juggs a tub of luv?
Anonymous No.149246658
>>149246588
they have a smoke and never call each other again
Anonymous No.149246668
>>149246562
What if the juggernaut rode a tricycle?
Anonymous No.149246718 >>149246730 >>149247006
If Juggernaut can't be stopped could he still be slowed down? You wouldn't be stopping him outright, just making him take more time to get somewhere/do something.
Anonymous No.149246730
>>149246718
you could be one of those people who pesters you to take a survey at the mall
Anonymous No.149246763 >>149246881
Juggernaut is OP
Anonymous No.149246790
Can Juggernaut defeat The Wall?
Anonymous No.149246881 >>149250974
>>149246763
Could captcha stop the Juggernaut?
Anonymous No.149246909
>>149242577
If he could stop himself, then someone could stop the Juggernaut.
Anonymous No.149246934 >>149247023 >>149247388
>>149242516
So how do you beat him, put him in a hamster wheel?
Anonymous No.149246979 >>149247304
>>149246562
What if the Juggernaut and Ghost Rider rode a tandem bike?
Anonymous No.149247006
>>149246718
If he's in a hurry, you would stop him from going fast by slowing him down.
Anonymous No.149247023
>>149246934
The Hulk usually trips him.
Anonymous No.149247304
>>149246979
they would have a lovely afternoon.
Anonymous No.149247327 >>149247340
Could he Stop!
In the name of love!
Anonymous No.149247340
>>149247327
Before he breaks my heart?
Anonymous No.149247348 >>149247362
>>149246320
yes, 55 jugger-nauts
Anonymous No.149247362
>>149247348
What if you kicked him in the juggernutz?
Anonymous No.149247388
>>149246934
Put a jar of protein powder on a string hanging from a stick and have him run on a treadmill
Anonymous No.149247840 >>149248639
What if Juggernaut ran into galactus?
Anonymous No.149248639 >>149249445
>>149247840
he'd have to get a running start and jump off the moon
Anonymous No.149249106
>>149242387
Impressive
Anonymous No.149249140
>>149242542
>Can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, bench press a car, and freeze things with his breath.
>Isn't magic.
Anonymous No.149249313
>>149241923 (OP)
Could juggernaut eat just one potato chip?
Anonymous No.149249339
>>149242387
Nice one anon
Anonymous No.149249380
>>149242387
Very nice, saved
Anonymous No.149249445 >>149250412
>>149248639
I now want to see juggernaut headbutt galactus
Anonymous No.149249493
>>149242387
Nice
Anonymous No.149249511
If juggernaut had breasts, would he have juggernuggs?
Broken_Gizmo No.149249854 >>149250716
Could Juggernaut stop playing games with my heart?
Anonymous No.149249930
>>149242387
Based
Anonymous No.149250412 >>149254549
>>149249445
RAAAAAAAAAAGH
Anonymous No.149250541
>>149242387
ISTHAJUGGERNAUTBEECH
Anonymous No.149250586
>>149242539
It depends. If it's the 11th hour and all hope seems lost and there's like 2 pages left? Then yeah. Superman's stopping him cold in his tracks.

If it's one page in to a multi-issue megacrossover? Nah.
Anonymous No.149250716 >>149251575
>>149249854
Unfortunately no!
Anonymous No.149250879 >>149251611
>>149241923 (OP)
If someone started raping The Juggernaut could anyone stop The Juggernaut being raped?
Anonymous No.149250974
>>149244146
Neither stop, the energy is transferred between both bodies and both vectors are shifted in relation to each other. Simply, they both deflect conserving momentum, but never stop.
>>149246881
The Juggernaut has Pass
Anonymous No.149251575
>>149250716
Not even close personal relationships can stop the Juggernaut.
Anonymous No.149251611
>>149250879
Yes because you have to stop the rapist, if that situation is even possible in the first place because the juggernaut could easily prevent and then counter-rape the rapist
Anonymous No.149252100 >>149252270
Could the juggernaut stop the grimace?
Anonymous No.149252270
>>149252100
Nothing can stop the Grimace.
Anonymous No.149252913
>>149241923 (OP)
If Blob was on the tracks maybe... Unstoppable Force meets immovable object
Anonymous No.149253343 >>149253674
>>149242110
>>149242387
Juggernaut would make for an incredible politician.
Anonymous No.149253374 >>149254698
Anonymous No.149253674 >>149253691
>>149253343
He's got a PR problem.
Anonymous No.149253691 >>149253703
>>149253674
Just run on a Republican ticket then.
Anonymous No.149253703 >>149253738 >>149253765 >>149254597
>>149253691
That is him on the scene at 9/11 laughing.
Anonymous No.149253704
>>149241923 (OP)
I don't think that's how shoulders work.
Anonymous No.149253738
>>149253703
Yes, he should run on the ticket of the people who let Saudi Arabia get away with 9/11.
Anonymous No.149253765
>>149253703
Now we know why Doom was crying.
Anonymous No.149254549
>>149250412
Only room for one unstoppable guy
Anonymous No.149254597 >>149254701 >>149255395
>>149253703
Dumbest most petty retcon.
Anonymous No.149254698
>>149253374
Didn't they just phase of each other?
Anonymous No.149254701 >>149254728 >>149255395
>>149254597
I always find it funny how people conveniently crop out the part of that page that says this was a parody comic written in-universe that Juggernaut himself wasn't happy about
Anonymous No.149254728
>>149254701
PAD always knew how to ruin a joke.
The fucking goof kept Mallory Book alive.
Anonymous No.149254739 >>149255198
This all looks cool and all, but I know the second I read a comic with Juggernaut in it he’s gonna be a lame jobber
Anonymous No.149255198
>>149254739
Well comics are just one giant lie.
Anonymous No.149255395
>>149254597
>>149254701
>juggernaut is the only human man to mating press she-hulk