Thread 149242513

The new season of South Park has had its premiere delayed to July 23 due to the Paramount and Skydance merger.

https://x.com/SouthPark/status/1940394054749143315

https://x.com/SouthPark/status/1940397871859384432

>>149242513 (OP)
>Tweak is in the girl's row
So he is the skirt of the relationship? Always thought Craig was the bottom..

>>149242513 (OP)
How many episodes will this season be? 2? 3?

>>149242513 (OP)
>memba jesus?

>>149242532
>implying that the row below that is some sort of enby row

>>149242532
Well, pretty sure one of them said Tweek is the woman in the relationship

I'd be mad if my expectations weren't already subterranean.

>>149242513 (OP)
Say what you will about other zombie shows like Simpson’s and Family Guy but at least they have consistent releases, promotion and episode counts. South Park is a fucking mess both in quality aswell as those aforementioned factors, it’s pathetic

what's even the point of South Park anymore?

>>149242532
It's usually based on height

>>149242513 (OP)
PC Principal looks so offputting next to everyone else

>>149242513 (OP)
>tweak and craig not standing next to each other
it's over

every new south park episode I get anxious that they're going to kill some established character off
satan, jason, pipi, they've been doing it a lot lately

>>149244099
Well, they only do that with characters they don't care for anymore

>>149242513 (OP)
WE WANT MORE GARISSON TRUMP EPISODES !

jesus was gone? or they just forgot about him?

They should parody it then

>conservatism on the rise
>Jesus is BACK in South Park
Bravo Trey & Parker!

>>149244210
This is sarcasm, right?

>>149244150
but what if a character they don't care for is a character I still like
that's what I'm scared of

>>149244404
Understandable.

She's coming back, right?

>>149244514
Doubt it. The only girl they care about consistently is Wendy. She's to the girls what Randy is to the adults

>>149242513 (OP)
why is Scott Malkinson looking at jesus with so much hate? even Kyle who killed jesus once seems pretty chill with him there.

>>149244561
He hates Jesus for not getting rid of his diabetes.

>>149244561
To be fair, Kyle was asked to by Jesus to kill him. They're on good terms

>>149244514
One day...

>>149244924
>Had farts that could gross out Cartman himself
>Forced Cartman to smell it
This is the real reason South Park got rid of Heidi. They're scared of brapkino.

WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN SOUTH PARK, WITH BLACKJACK & HOOKERS!!!!

With cripples, cripplefucking and cripple Hitler!
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Rulf_Br%C3%BCkmalleg

>>149245024
Do we get girl braps with this new South Park?

>>149244055
He's the woke liberal Poochie of SP. He really should have fucking died like the one-shot character he was. Most unlikable villain ever too. I'd rather have the Hannibal Lecter parodies back, the Mafia kids or the crazy guy who taught the policeman how to read.

>>149245052
Do not talk about the boogers thread. DO NOT TALK ABOUT the boogers thread.

>>149245079
What boogers thread?

>>149245127
DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT. HAAHAHAHHAA WHY GOD WHYYYY

>>149245059
I was thinking design-wise, but yeah I don't care for him as a character either

>>149245059
Feel like he should've just moved to another job and leave being Principal to Principal Victoria.

>>149242513 (OP)
>Not Mohammad
Cowards

bump...

>>149245059
He should have died on the way back to his home planet.
I was so enjoying and smiling when they put another villain against him showing his hipocrisy and him having to deal with an equally woke testosterone-fileld asshole garbage villain.

bump

>>149242513 (OP)
>oh noo I have to wait another 2 weeks whatever will I do
>>149242802
are they trying to piss off their corporate overlords and get their show canned?

>>149247565
They've said they wanted to get canceled for a long time, so...

>>149246808
Only problem was that was the worst part of the episode. Should've been just the board game plot.

bump

>>149242513 (OP)
>Tweak and Craig not next to each other
Fujos on suicide watch

>>149242802
I work at CC and I'm kind of shocked that Parker and Stone put out a lie filled message like this.

The new season is delayed because Paramount, following the law suit with Trump being settled, demanded Trey and Matt to junk all of the shit they recorded during the first half of the year, which was EXTREMELY anti-Trump and basically had Canada invading/liberating America from Donald Trump (introduced with a rolling retcon that states Trump was President instead of Garrison in 2017-2020 complete with Trey and Matt going full Special Edition and reworking episodes to feature Trump in Garrison's position). As well as a plotline where Butters gets thousands of people killed when he's drafted to serve as an air traffick control warden.

While Daily Show has plenty of powerful friends that keep them immune from bullying, Trey and Matt are overleveraged financially and basically easier to bully to force them to kill their Anti-Trump stuff.

>>149242815
Ten episodes with two skip weeks and a trio of Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas Paramount+ specials was the plan.

>>149248557
Also, all that shit's gonna be outdated when it airs.

>>149242513 (OP)
Bring back Mohammed

>>149244994
What if Cartman farted and it went into Heidi's butt and then she farted back into his butt and they just kept farting back and forth. Forever.
))=3=((

>>149249435
Nah, just want Heidi to dutch-oven it. Someone records it and films it to the whole school.

I want Cartman and Butters to kiss.

>>149248557
There’s no way you work at CC. Why would you be on a dead forum like this shithole? Regardless, it was a pretty bad move to animate scenes from earlier this year because it’s already outdated. No one cares about the plane crashes anymore and Diddy will be old news by the 23th. Also, I found it unbelievable they would take more direct stance on someone like Trump. Half of their fan base voted for Trump for the third time.

>>149249792
Butters already did that when Cartman has AIDS.
Cartman didn't like it.

>>149244040
in that case shouldn't craig be at the bottom row