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Anonymous No.149244611 [Report] >>149245751 >>149247499 >>149248970 >>149249747 >>149250338 >>149252088 >>149254435 >>149255649 >>149255650 >>149257943
What would you do if your master or padawan dressed this way?
Anonymous No.149244743 [Report] >>149246728 >>149250040 >>149250506
Jedi can have sex though. Attatchments are forbidden but jedi are usually mentally trained not to get attached.

Sex would come natural if the other part allows it.
Anonymous No.149245741 [Report] >>149251591 >>149252907
Thank you, George.
Anonymous No.149245751 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
Filloni is a hack and his annoying orange insert is just as bad as that other cunt
Anonymous No.149246728 [Report] >>149246935 >>149247540 >>149247553 >>149248181 >>149250013 >>149251610
>>149244743
How the fuck do you do that without attachments?
Anonymous No.149246935 [Report] >>149248012 >>149251152 >>149254317
>>149246728
One night stands and then avoid each other at the temple
Or orgies but masked
Anonymous No.149247499 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
Give them drinks and food spiked heavily with aphrodisiacs, lock em in a room together, and see what they do.
Anonymous No.149247540 [Report]
>>149246728
Friends with benefits or sumn like that
Anonymous No.149247553 [Report]
>>149246728
Nigga, people can have sex without feeling any emotional attachments. Just for bodily satisfaction.
Anonymous No.149248012 [Report]
>>149246935
>that pic
Anonymous No.149248181 [Report] >>149249777
>>149246728
By being a sociopath. That's basically what being a Jedi boils down to. Jedi teachings basically just want you to be an emotionless robot that doesn't particularly care about anyone (while also dick riding the Republic and the Senate).
Its globohomo shit disguised as a warrior monk cult.
Anonymous No.149248970 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
A Jedi Padawan cannot give legal consent to the master to have sex with them even if they are both old enough because power imbalance and all that stuff it's a thing in real life.
Anonymous No.149249747 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
I want to see some female Jedi and Fetal Padawan action. or being sexual with each other PG-13.
Anonymous No.149249777 [Report] >>149249919
>>149248181
You know nothing about the Jedi teachings. Makes sense however, Anons on /co/ are more suited to the delusions of the Sith.
Anonymous No.149249919 [Report] >>149250026 >>149251554
>>149249777
>t. delusional cultist
I know enough about the Jedi to know that they are not the fucking good guys. Jedi apologists are fucking freaks. Its a truly disgusting religion. Being a Sith would suck just as much. The Force is fucking gay.
Anonymous No.149250013 [Report]
>>149246728
By having the emotional maturity to recognize when an attachment might form and interfere with their job.
Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto were banging but had to break it off when they both realized they were catching feelings, and both had the wisdom to know when to stop.
Anonymous No.149250026 [Report]
>>149249919
ok kreia get off the internet
Anonymous No.149250040 [Report] >>149250310
>>149244743
>relationships are bad
What did George mean by this? Who broke his heart?
Anonymous No.149250310 [Report] >>149251203
>>149250040
bonds and emotions lead you down a retarded path, the practice of letting go of your emotions for clarity of thought is a form of maturity the average /comblr and even cartoon hater cant achieve. it's a form of nuance our society of autistic literalism and hysterical neuroticism mentalities have a hard time comprehending.
It's not bad to have them, letting them guide you is bad, as seen with Anakin "I need dark power to keep my space age senator wife from dying in childbirth" Skywalker
Anonymous No.149250338 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
I would hook my padawan up to a VR simulatino there they're fucked and sexually tortured in every way imaginable, so realistic they can feel every cock thrust and taste every drop of cum. Then I'd leave them like that as their default state when not in training or as a prop on my arm.
Anonymous No.149250506 [Report]
>>149244743
kathleen please go
Anonymous No.149251152 [Report]
>>149246935
>Children of the Trough
kek
Anonymous No.149251203 [Report]
>>149250310
>Jedi fell for the slippery slope fallacy
Hmmm.
Anonymous No.149251554 [Report] >>149254386
>>149249919
Your emotions have blinded you. The Jedi way is vastly different than the extremes you see and/or get preached to or propagandized on, it’s literally all about controlling your emotions and thinking rationally. Why people are incapable of understanding that being a model Jedi is practicing basic stoicism and ascetism is beyond me, Jedi Knight is literally one of the easiest jobs in all of fiction if you’re not a slave to your own bodily impulses.
Anonymous No.149251591 [Report]
>>149245741
A visionary. A man to be respected.
Anonymous No.149251610 [Report]
>>149246728
As delusional as it is, your mindset is an admirable one. Firmly believing that sex is for someone you care about.
Anonymous No.149252080 [Report] >>149256268
Anonymous No.149252088 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
There's a whole story to be had with your skimpy Jedi Master basically femdomming you with chastity and tease and denial to teach you to let go of your attachments.
Anonymous No.149252907 [Report]
>>149245741
LLLLLLLLLLLLICK
Anonymous No.149253298 [Report] >>149254301 >>149254435
Anonymous No.149254301 [Report] >>149254820
>>149253298
hot
Anonymous No.149254317 [Report]
>>149246935
I don't think masks would work, at least not for masters who would be able to tell the difference in the force presence of their pupils
Anonymous No.149254386 [Report]
>>149251554
this, thought unlike the jedi order we see in the phantom menace, I would definitely be far more altruistic and active in helping people across the galaxy and maybe venture below the jedi temple and coruscant.
I mean, the jedi literally passed judgement from the proverbial center of the galaxy on a ivory tower while being led like lambs by the republic.
if we anons were isekai'd there, many of us would straight up go the jedi sentinel route whereas the more spiritually inclined will become consulars.
Anonymous No.149254435 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
>>149253298
I would honestly call them out in their bullshit if they begin to pester me about attachments or that I am having too much fun.
I mean, aayla was having a romantic affair with kit fisto and even fucked, lets not talk about kenobi and his escapades with siri and ventress alongside satine, motherfucker had an harem in all but name at some point which lacked a politician and twilek slave, mundi? he has a family and multiple sources state he cared for them deep down, eeth koth had a kid, windu is attached to the republic, I can go on and on.
I can tolerate many things but hypocrisy is something I would not stand at all and blast their asses if they try to preach me what they ain't following themselves.
anyhow I would tease the shit out of them.
Anonymous No.149254503 [Report]
Reminder the most Jedi ass Jedi we see is Qui-Gon and the council didn’t like him because he was the perfect Jedi. Also the Jedi master from Visions that fought the old sith.
Anonymous No.149254820 [Report]
>>149254301
their in the hot springs, ahsoka being there is making it hotter
Anonymous No.149255649 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.149255650 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
rape her bussy
Anonymous No.149256268 [Report]
>>149252080
She wishes she had tits like this. Ahsoka is doomed to be a small breasts lekkulet for life.
Anonymous No.149257153 [Report] >>149257282
>haha oh no the sexy sith slut is undressing in front of me before we fight haha
Anonymous No.149257282 [Report] >>149258374
>>149257153
well this obi wan kenobi we are talking about...
Anonymous No.149257607 [Report] >>149257632
Anonymous No.149257632 [Report]
>>149257607
I wonder just how many of the Clones has jerked off to Ahsoka
Anonymous No.149257943 [Report]
>>149244611 (OP)
Fuck them senseless while blaming them for tempting me.
Anonymous No.149258374 [Report]
>>149257282
ventress definitely does it in front of young padawans too