Also who is Marvel shipping her with at the moment?

>>149249059 (OP)
The trash pile

a freight train

>>149249059 (OP)
Serious answer, Bruno. I rarely like heroes partnering with other heroes. Maybe now that she's an X-Man it's OK just because it's part of the formula for those books. But in general when you have a "solo" hero I prefer they have their own dedicated love interest.

Just for fun,
Robbie
The first ship was the best ship and all other ships after are absurd and forced.

Myself

>>149249059 (OP)

>>149249059 (OP)
Is this official art?

>>149249166
Look up X-men NYX,

>>149249316
Dont make an anon waste his time reading shit

>>149249059 (OP)
Fucking dammit so are these things written in california too?

Kamala deserves a white boyfriend that makes her feel sexy. Unlocking her libido, transforming her into a proud woman

>>149249158
This. In all seriousness. Miles.

>>149249158
>>149249863
Good morning, saars

>>149249059 (OP)
A white Christian male.

>>149249863
I feel like him literally murdering a woman for her kinda brings too much baggage to that relationship until and unless that shit gets retconned.

>>149249863
>>149249158
Miles has a micro penis, all spider "men" do. No bulge on the costume

>>149249863
I think Kamala would suck him off and let him give it to her in the ass, but no pussy until marriage.

>>149249059 (OP)
Scott

>>149249059 (OP)
>who is Marvel shipping her with at the moment?
Legion? He hates mutants. She loves mutants. They fight crime? If anyone can fix a raging white schizophrenic, she can (not really).

>do you ship Kamala
Bruno probably.

>>149249059 (OP)
It's a shame this never went anywhere

>>149249059 (OP)
Josh, like all men of good taste. It's got tortured bad boy, "I can fix him," geekxjock, heroxvillain, Chadxvirgin, and BLEACHED going for it.

>>149249906
They're able to joke about it in the current Miles solo. And she got clam-jammed by Starling in Weisman's Spider-Men comic.

>>149249059 (OP)
god this comic is so ass

>>149249059 (OP)
>Who do you ship Kamala with?
Scott because it's funny and he deserves his side piece while Jean is off slutting it up in space.
>Also who is Marvel shipping her with at the moment?
The entirety of the X-Men brand.
If they could find some way to have her fuck the X Logo itself, they just might.

>>149249059 (OP)
Scott Summers

>>149249059 (OP)
>Who do you ship Kamala?
with myself

>>149249144
Kamala's biggest appeal is that her original comic felt like early Spider-Man, and Bruno gives off endgame energy the way MJ and Lois Lane do.
But I don't think anyone in the X-Office knows what to do with Kamala besides "something, because we have to now."

nobody because shipping is for retards

>>149249144
Yes, obviously if you're going to try and rehabilitate the trainwreck of her modern direction, it's got to be Bruno. There's even the built in drama of like, it genuinely being something that would upset her parents despite being kind of unreasonable of an expectation for a modern American girl. Good source of inter-generational, religious/vaguely ethnic (the same parents were a little too flustered when their son called them out about objecting to his black fiance) conflict over standards. The comic didn't dig into it too much, but it's easy to imagine some good tension with them reacting pretty badly to them trying to explicitly go out and Kamala needing to figure out what that means and dealing with it. Same with Bruno, really, these guys were like actual family to him back when his childhood was shittier.

But for porno reasons it's hard to beat the set up with Josh now. He literally got hotter when he turned evil. Dude started off a gigantic, bulbous jock dude and then suddenly he's a sleek and handsome dude. The plot line got dropped not too long after with the original writer leaving and him just becoming an irregularly appearing midboss, but there's some good drama in it: Kamala now sees him more as a person than she did before even as he's explicitly against her now (her brother even just turns to the camera to point out that this is Josh's motivation). Even reveals her identity to him for really no other reason than to make him feel better. Meanwhile he's now all snarky and aggro, and oddly reveals a self awareness about hero/villain shit in a way Kamala herself is too, being the big fangirl she is. And he casually dismantled her physically a lot, which is also hot.

Classic Heroine/Villain dynamic.

>>149253018
I think the problem with Bruno is that he really doesn't have anything going for him that brings something interesting to the table. He's already best friends with Kamala, her parents already love him, the religious angle doesn't really work when he's not religious himself apparently so any conversion would come off as lip service to something personally unimportant to placate Kamala's parents, and his self-crippling and the aftermath comes off more as displaced anger he's working through. For lack of a better term, he feels like the perfunctory love interest. Character-wise the most interest wrinkle about him is that he dated a girl for months only to check out of the relationship the moment Kamala started playing a larger role in his life, which isn't exactly a great character trait for a love interest. He's not the only character that has the perfunctory feel. Nakia is the perfunctory friend character; she's just kinda there and supporting but doesn't have any impact. Zoe is the perfunctory antagonist to friend character who just kinda loses all dynamic once the antagonist role is gone. Although in Zoe's case it's not helped by the comic glossing over her being a shitty, abusive girlfriend to Josh or the fact that she's kind of an idiot once she became a friendly. And on a sidenote, Zoe totally should have hooked up with the evil robot.

I think that's why people latched onto Red Dagger and Josh as potential love interests, they have more interesting dynamics with Kamala from the outset, or why they go with Sam or Miles, they have their own unique contexts that contrast with Kamala's.

Are there any viable options left? Is Red Dagger still around?
Bruno is perpetually friend-zoned, and he fucked it up by being on again off again with Mike.
Miles is always dating someone else, and the Spider-Editors are possessive.
It's only a matter of time before some horny old man with no care for continuity or character history take an ambiguously aged jailbait character and have her fuck a grown ass man for reasons
>see warren ellis and kitty
>peter david and monet
>peter david and wolfsbane
>brian bendis and squirrel girl
>si spurrier and blindfold

>>149249059 (OP)
With Isreali bombs like the rest of her kind

>>149249059 (OP)
Shocker is the only correct answer

>>149253308
She's Pakistani not Palestinian, dumbass.
They'd get bombed by the Indians if anyone.

>>149253430
He means that generally people hate Muslims and it makes sense. Muslims don't do themselves any favors. And Kamala is shit. Will be a good day when companies stop shilling a Muslim as a hero in a Non Muslim nation. Its as insulting as seeing Africans as heroes.

>>149253308
>jew cant even different between Palestinian and a Pakistani-American
rangeban Israel from this site for the love of god

>>149253496
Sorry bub we live in an international world now where people can freely mix with one another.

>>149253560
Only until the money runs out and printing more money means nothing. North America is in for a rude awakening courtesy of the Jews who own them.

>>149253496
>He means that generally people hate Muslims and it makes sense
Yes. Modi and the BJP are just as anti-Muslim as Netanyahu and Likud. He still can't tell the difference between Pakistan and Palestine, because he's a fucking moron.

>>149249059 (OP)
I didn't know the Cuckoos could do telekinesis.

>>149253586
Kelly and Lanzing made it up for some reason. Sophie can fly and shit now.

>>149253586
They're not supposed to. Bendis fucked it up then others started to also.

>>149249059 (OP)
With a reality warper that can undo the mutant retcon

>>149253728
>>149253730
Why didn't Brevoort put his foot down? Isn't that his job?

>>149249059 (OP)
Grim Reaper

>>149251100
>And she got clam-jammed
What?

>>149252403
>>149252403
>X-Office knows what to do with Kamala besides "something, because we have to now."
Make Kamala the member of the X-Men who wants to actually go do superhero stuff instead of focus on being a racial minority and super powered race war nonsense with Rogue elements of society and have her actually get the X-Men some good PR with the general public without making them scary overlords like in the latest mutant Island.

>>149249059 (OP)
Something I find funny is that it seems they want Kamala to move past Highschool but can't fully commit either because of timeline issues (it would mean Miles her other teen superhero friends would have to graduate as well or somehow stay behind) or due to editorial not willing to let go of Kamala being in highschool or both.

So now you have this weird compromise where Kamala is still 16 but gets to act like she's in college because she's taking college courses in a college dorm as well even though that's not how highschool college classes work

>>149254147
Her skin isn't light enough

>>149254427
Also despite being a mutant now they couldn't even commit to her being a full time X-Men outside of the like a handful of issues after the fall of Kraoka and now she's just currently traveling through time of important X-Men moments. Like they really don't know what to do with her at this point

>>149254454
See >>149254414

>>149254427
Marvel doesn't know how to write teenagers, especially teen girls.

>>149253430
>>149253509
Hur duh um achually she's a shitslime from a different place they infested. Nobody fucking cares retard. They all need to put down.

>>149249059 (OP)
A dagger.

>>149249144
>Robbie
Still stuck in the God Quarry as of February 5th, 2025. Pic related is his last chronological appearance. Fantasma has since appeared in New Champions, but Robbie's whereabouts have not been mentioned. Nobody but the teenage roller-skater was even trying to help him get back home. The Avengers have plain simple just left him there.

>>149254516

>>149249059 (OP)
That girl

Because she's staring at her pussy

>>149255331
What?

>>149253018
>>149253216
Go on.

Shipping is for fags.

>>149253216
The obvious thing to do is beef up everyone's character. Especially Bruno's. Frankly, there's actually a lot to work with in all of them, but you have to actually start digging into it more. Bruno has his dipshit brother and you learn later that their family situation is pretty fucked up, despite it having mostly worked out recently. Then there's his teen mad scientist thing. You could even take him to task for Mike. Teen relationships are less... weighty than narratives like to give, but there's something there to be worked out. Even if it's just addressing that there's a difference between being in love and an actual relationship. What do Kamala and Bruno actually want. They can feel one thing, but are either actually interested in what a relationship really is?

Nakia too has some things to dig into. There's her whole vague modern leftist politics. Which exist mostly as window dressing for her character but it's there. Probably the most memorable conversation she has is with Kamala's sister in-law, a Muslim convert, over what hijabs mean (considering Nakia is, if not explicitly, probably agnostic at best and generally uninterested in religion spiritually). She and Josh actually have some odd parallels: both have their most significant arcs being about their sense of abandonment by their friends. Nakia was just actually Kamala's friend so she made an effort with her.

Zoe is a whole other thing. She essentially just becomes, or kind of continues to be really, a comedic character. Most of her moments post-Secret Wars involve her being goofy, awkward, and generally a lusty lesbian. It's fun, but it does mean, as you say, it glosses over the shittier aspects of her personality.

>>149257443
The easiest thing to do is just dump them all in more ridiculous situations and have them bounce around more, and against each other, as a way to flesh out their conflicts and motivations. Is Bruno solely in this for Kamala? He tried not to be, but easily fell back into her orbit. What does Nakia genuinely think about all of this. Is Zoe ever gonna nut up and be serious? It'd take some work, but I think it's a fertile field to try and get growing.

Not to harp on the Josh thing too much, but there's an odd amount of missed connections here with both Bruno and Zoe. Since the original run ended shortly after, neither relationship is addressed his heel turn, and they really should have. Bruno crippled himself trying to bust Josh out and Josh and Zoe have some shit to hash out beyond just him realizing she's a lesbian. The fact that he's a weird parkour tech guy now really demands some kind of backlash from them. Bruno, specifically, is in a prime opportunity to give him shit considering Bruno did try to be there for him and it fucked him up and Josh just took off to drown in his own self pity.

>>149257443
I still hope Nakia and Zoe get together.
A lesbian Muslim is rare.

>>149253291
None of those other female characters you listed have the religion factor (no sex before marriage) like Kamala does.
Wolfsbane had it but she was purposely set up to rebel from her abusive reverend father.

>>149249059 (OP)
Being moved from a solo to a team book and then having that team book dropped means her supporting cast is completely sunk. Her being some tertiary character in the massive X-men line up means she's probably only going to be paired up with other heroes for now and the only hero anyone has ever cared for her to be with is Spider-man. It's why Kamiles is back in full force after they tried tapering it off since the start of their original Champions run. She needs a high profile romance to retain relevancy and no other character has a fraction of Morales' clout.

>>149249059 (OP)
>Also who is Marvel shipping her with at the moment?
Last I recall Miles was writing shipfics about himself and Kamala together.

Champions was a mistake.

>>149257721
She’s definitely in Miles’s harem list.

>>149257455
Bruno and Josh is the more interesting case because Josh can point out that it was Bruno's decision alone and his injury was self-inflicted which gives it a back-and-forth as opposed to Josh and Zoe where really it's just Zoe needing to apologize for her behavior while they were dating. And I think people don't harp on Josh enough considering that for a relatively minor character, he's one of the more dynamic and engaging - from a story perspective - characters in the book.

Nakia has such a interesting setup on a sociocultural level that she was consistently my biggest disappointment about the title. She's a vaguely lefty, secular teen who is rebelling against her secular parents by adopting the dress of and paying lip service to religious conservatism. And the best part is that the hijab isn't even native to her ethnic background. It's like if one of those tradcath types started dressing like the Amish.

>>149257806
Why and why are you saying it here?

>>149257861
I've read every Ms. Marvel comic of the Kamala era, plus the Avengers, Champions, and X-Men stuff, and I still had to google this Josh character.
People actually care about him or is this a bit?

>>149258005
Yes. From back when he was supporting cast a lot of people thought he got a raw deal with how Zoe being a closeted lesbian was carried out and when he went villain people found it an interesting turn of events and his heart-to-heart with Kamala set up an interesting dynamic.

Bump

>>149254548
just terrible, what happened when marvel gave the finger to Smith and cancelled his run while they were still soliciting issues.

>>149253018
>>149257455
Josh gave up the villain life completely in the last issue of Kamala's solo. He simply couldn't handle the constant near-death experiences anymore, and nearly getting killed by a Not!Symbiote clone of Kamala was the last straw.

>>149258005
Just the few white boy incels that self insert as him.

>>149253291
>>see warren ellis and kitty
>>peter david and monet
>>peter david and wolfsbane
>>brian bendis and squirrel girl
>>si spurrier and blindfold
Who?

>>149259261
What are you talking about?

>>149249059 (OP)
Me

>>149249158
Finally, a good post. All marvel bitches belong to Miles