I finally got around to watching Space Jam because it's apparently a classic. Holy shit. How did they get away with this shit? This shit aged so bad.

Nostalgia glasses and marketing synergy. The movie was developed as a response to the successful looney tunes t-shirts and hoodies depicting them dressed in street clothes playing basketball. All the surviving WB animators called in cynical and an abomination.

The 9 products in one sentence is still pretty funny to me.

>written by the duo that wrote the Tim Allen vehicle "The Santa Clause"

>the duo that wrote "Trading Places" was later brought to give it a script polish

>>149254116
Santa Clause was a weird movie

>Oh, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
>I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh

>Upside down, you're turnin' me
>You're giving love instinctively
>Round and round, you're turnin' me

https://youtu.be/pbnyVj2iVlw?si=bLXNU8QJl9mZBIzL

>>149254185
>Lightnin' strikes and the court lights get dim. Supreme competition is about to begin
>Above the rim, finessin' and moves is animated
>Once I get to ballin' I can't be deflated
>I'm rugged raw, my Monstars is gettin' money
>When clicks get to buggin', I'm snatchin' up their bunnies

>>149254134
I thought it was a horror movie when I first heard about it.

>>149254116
It's a riff on Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series where if you kill one of the incarnations you're bound to do their job.

>>149254044 (OP)
yea, a dirty crackhouse movie is more like it

They never said that.

I like the nice music at 1:38 when the players get their talent back
https://youtu.be/m-IHVJ5LVLM?si=l3X-huJe5MjOkIjb

>>149254265
>Piers Anthony
Thats a name I haven't heard in a bit.
Are they still occasionally threatening to make a Xanth series of some sort?

>>149254233
It was one of the earliest movies I remember showing up on one of those "movie trailer recut as a different genre" channels when that was a fad 10-15 years ago.

We all know that Space Jam has great lyrical songs, but the traditional score is also very good.

Hey
>(You)
What you gonna do?!

I've never got why some people got into a huff trying to tear SJ down outside of contrarianism because it was popular.

It's plot and jokes are forced, yeah, but it's about a famous basketball player from the real world interacting with known cartoon comedians, what was expected? A League of their own?
It's like trying to critique a Scary Movie like it was a horror film, these things are drawn out skits at worst, they're not trying to be cinematic art.

there's also a reference to erectile dysfunction in one scene

>>149254044 (OP)
Who is the Uncle Sam/John Bull of basketball? If you figure it out I'll give ypu a prize.

>>149254044 (OP)
>t. chubby white boy

>>149254044 (OP)
It was a different time

>>149254185
>"this guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat"
>Then the "guy" groans, squeezes himself and a streak of goo comes out of his pants
Kek, they don't make adult jokes like they used to

>>149254044 (OP)
>Michael, are you aware your friends are cartoons?
>Yeah, you have a problem with that'
>Of course not if you don't have a problem
What did the writers mean with this?

>>149254116
No one gives a shit about the screenwriters sharkfag

Say what you want but this is a great cover of this song
https://youtu.be/9gF2UySGZAU?si=MUgdDhZ7fVLipjlU
Also there's just something weirdly wholesome about capitalizing on MJ while he was a 90's cultural juggernaut that doesn't feel as jaded and forced as SJ2 being a lebron james marketing vehicle. I know they're the same thing but the first one just doesn't feel like Michael is blowing himself the way Lebron is.

>>149255837
Americans are racist against cartoons

>>149254044 (OP)
Because the sheer absurdity of it is enough for people to enjoy it.

>>149254044 (OP)
>movie is bad because it implies fat people can't play basketball.... this is wrong somehow because...?

>>149256387
I'm going to bet the anon is going to ignore you or get huffy, and probably isn't even connected enough to basketball to give the right modern answer to the joke. They're just hurt or shitposting about being called a fat white slob. Anyways, the correct answer is Nikola Jokic and Luka Doncic.

>>149254044 (OP)
was Yordan really as good as the jewish media portrays

>>149256482
they allowed him to cheat to win and refs rigged games, so it helped sell more having him dunking and palming ball and calling fouls on anyone that objected or was good enough to stop him.

>>149256504
like what they did with Brady and the patriots? makes sense

>>149256482
Not really, but he cared about selling merch more than ever taking a stand on anything meaningful, so the system obliged

>>149256429
>>149256387
No. The "JOKE" was that this wasn't a line said in the movie. I just made a really shitty fake screencap and pretended that it was.

>>149254044 (OP)
It was a different time

>>149256196
I'd sum it up by saying "1 = MJ boosting the movie", "2 = The movie boosting Lebron James"

Also, the whole "King" "Queen" "GOAT" thing America has decided to force on the rest of the world is really odd and cringey.

>>149256578
>when you try and wokebait dumb people but they're so dumb they outwokebait you

lol turnabout is fair play

>>149256667
I thought it was OBVIOUS. The screenshot even says "We got a Space Jam to win."

>>149256632
You know. When I saw Micheal respond "Baldy?!" I had a feeling there was some black man rage there they had to cut.

>>149254116
>this movie wasn't bad because... the writers wrote THIS classic comedy movie!!!
Why does this matter to you so much, sharkfag? Has it never occurred to you that sometimes great writers can put out total dog shit?

>>149255837
Tooniggers

>>149256662
SJ2 was also pulling double duty fellating Lebron James and also being a IP flex on Warner's part.

Chuck Jones got to watch his legacy all burn to ashes kek

>>149254044 (OP)
In what regard?

>>149254044 (OP)
>it's apparently a classic.
This shit was memed so hard an entire generation thought they were being sincere.

NICE BUTT

>>149254044 (OP)
>The sequence that made op remember his high school days

>>149254105
>The movie was developed as a response to the successful looney tunes t-shirts and hoodies depicting them dressed as hoodrats
Fify

>>149254044 (OP)
>white
That's a Jew

>>149254568
Because Space Jam sucked. That's why. Compared to Roger Rabbit, it's mediocre even in 90s standards. Even Cool.World had a better plot.

Space Jam is a movie that knows perfectly well that is a movie, and it never wants the viewer to take it seriously. It doesn't make a lick of sense, the characters sometimes break the 4th wall, none of the humans are shocked to see cartoon characters, Bill Murray appears out of nowhere because "the producer is a friend of him", etc

>>149257854
>"we can't have Pepe Le Pew on the team, he's a sexual predator... lets have Penelope on the team instead! She's empowering"
>...
>"ok, we've finally got all the merchandise done... What's that... people are pointing out that Penelope was just as much of a sexual predator as Pepe?"

>>149258562
They almost made a TV series based on those. There's some concept art floating around

>>149258701
I'm glad they didn't go through with it. Making the Looney Tunes more ghetto would have been cringe.

>>149258562
I feel like I'm the only one who didn't like those shirts to be honest.

If you dislike this movie, you have no soul
https://youtu.be/N7Je1sVyhJA?si=vsCQCTisqPnJxDlC

>>149258577
People seem to differentiate at the weirdest times.
One day it's "Anyone with european heritage" is white. But when it's related to anything bad white people have ever done it's always "Oh no I'm not white, I'm irish."

It's the same thing with black people. They don't care if you're from Jamaica you're "black" until you need to disassociate yourself.

I've always thought identifying people as white or black was always fucking dumb but I'm more annoyed that the "rules" seem to switch on a dime.

>>149258767
Urban Looney Tunes followed by oversized tie-dye DBZ shirts

>>149254044 (OP)
>This shit aged so bad.
you said that shit so many times, it no longer means anything.

>>149258799
Correct.

>>149258775
Yeah, you have no soul if you don't love MJ's fake family and his fake upper middle class image. Fuck outta here.

>>149258796
Americans are really weird on Mediterranean complexions being considered white.

This song is a masterpiece
https://youtu.be/_6y5bgrKhLI?si=SUMCT8I97u60qRI6

>>149258879
Is it me or is the mixing fucked on that? The beats seem to affect the volume of everything else. Not another example of loudness compression is it?

>>149255837
>Casual racism in a kids movie
It was a different time

>>149256632
What da fuck is this?

>>149256632
>his large, athletic feet
Did it really have to be described like this?

>>149259811
The script.
>>149259837
Yes.

>>149254044 (OP)
MJ can't act, period.

>>149258775
Nothing spells soul like athletes phoning in performances

>>149254044 (OP)
Oh, go feed a raptor, Newman.

>>149254044 (OP)
>>149254105
nah, it's a good movie.

>>149260960
>Hey, Jordan.
>Wassup nigga
>Have i overheard you guys talkin about gANNN-jah?