>>149281531Step 1: Buy yourself a sweater with a rainbow on it. If you can't find that a unicorn sweater will do in a pinch.
Step 2: Get braces. This will be expensive and if your teeth don't require them finding a dentist willing to put them on you might be difficult. Bribe them to get around this or go to a back alley dentist.
Step 3: Buy a pet pig. It preferably should be male and resemble Waddles but this isn't an obligation
Step 4: Visit a pine forest during the night of a full moon. In addition to the stuff from the previous steps bring a dozen boyband magazines, glitter and a phone with the song Call me Mabel downloaded on it.
Step 5: Create a circle made up of the boyband magazines in another heart shaped circle made of glitter. Stand right in the centre.
Step 6: Play Call me Mabel on your phone. Sing along to it.
Step 7: You will slowly begin to transform. It will start as a tingling sensation and soon become extremely painful. Fight through it and don't resist. Your old personality will quickly start to fade away as your body adjusts to its new form.
Step 8: Enjoy your new life as Mabel!