Thread 149255035

Why are people upset at Jesus returning to South Park. They've done since before the first episode and he is usually the hero

>>149255035 (OP)
Because it's lazy how they do this over bringing back Muhammad

There's a stern difference between Paris Olympics mockery and South Park or Family Guy mockery and I think God/Jesus are smart enough to know which one is actually hatred and which is just humans making jokes.

>>149255035 (OP)
South Park stopped being part of counter culture.

>>149255086
To be fair, everytime they've done that it risked their lives and their employees.

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>>149255120
To be fair, they were being threatened. You call them cowards but you haven't been in their position where people close to them could get hurt.

>>149255086
They can't pls understando

>>149255086
They would love to, Comedy Central refuses to let them. You can only throw your weight around so much before you realize you're not the one in charge. Matt and Trey have also sunk all of their South Park money into buying and renovating Casa Bonita, they are not in a good position to financially walk away from South Park. They can't even control the streaming schedule of their own show. They have no leverage.

>>149255035 (OP)
>bunch of whiny ass conservative christians seething at south park

What's new? Lol.

>Drawn Together has done more to critique Israel even when written by jews than South Park has
This gay pedo show really is just reliant on nostalgia now isn't it lol.

>>149255035 (OP)
People don't give a shit. This is astroturfed marketing. See #cancelsouthpark and the half a dozen inflammetory marketing campaigns the studio has done over the years (and failed).

>>149255066
This. Stop believing everything online is real, especially on a site like Twitter which is dominated by bots, fake accounts, and paid shilling.

>>149255287
That and artificially pumped up influencers. It's really easy to give someone a bunch of fake followers and likes. Not at all hard to see why foreign adversaries exploit this as an easy way to divide people. For a relatively small amount of cash, you can have someone pushing radical views appear like they have a following and manipulate algorithms so they appear in everyone's feed.

>>149255321
If you're terminally online and paying attention, it's super obvious sometimes when accounts like that just spring up out of nowhere.

>>149255086
Comedy Central doesn't want more death threats anon, please understand

>>149255035 (OP)
But Jesus is a Jew.

>>149255393
I thought he was killed by jews

>>149255400
Self-hate crime.

>>149255400
Ah yes, that great Hebrew leader; Pontius Pilate.

>>149255035 (OP)
Fundies aren't gonna pull a Charlie Hebdo over this
That's the difference

>>149255089
South Park is unfunny shit for decades now

>>149255413
Eh, every account in the Bible is pretty clear it was the Sanhedrin that wanted Jesus dead, not the Romans. They take him to Pilate, but Pilate doesn't find Jesus guilty of anything and offers to free him, but the crowds outside want him dead so he gives them what they want to avoid a riot. Pilate "washing his hands" is symbolic of Jesus' blood being on the hands of the people who called for his death, not him.

Not that this makes all Jews today responsible for Jesus' death any more than anyone alive today is responsible for shit their ancestors did thousands of years ago, but that's how the story goes.

>>149255035 (OP)
Because Parker and Stone can't be trusted to write Jesus properly, especially since the last time they featured him on the show, it was in what was the worst episode of the series; a Tegridy Farms episode where Randy beat the crap out of and bullied Jesus AND Santa over the crime of both of them being again drunk driving/people using cocaine during the holidays because "real men hate the holidays and require liquor and cocaine to get through Christmas"

>>>149255035 (OP) (OP)
Well, that's a better reason to be pissed than whatever they're bitching about. Tegridy Randy fucking sucks.

>>149255739
I literally forgot that episode existed. It was such a shitshow of an episode. No one watches the show to see the adults. If they want to bring up religion, it better for the Palestine/Israel war episode they’ve been avoiding.

>>149255816
>Randy fucking sucks.
Fixed

The moment Trey realized Randy is his perfect vehicle to write a main character as an older and washed up creator, rather than Stan or any of the kids, it was fucking over for South Park.

>>149255035 (OP)
It's because these people were children when South Park did this before, so they didn't think much of it, and they didn't jump on the traditionalist Christian LARP back then yet.

>>149255120
>you shouldn't make fun of people if they threaten you with violence, it's your fault not theirs
Comedians are cowards now. The only reason why South Park makes fun of Christians but not Muslims is because Christians are for the most part good people and Muslims are for the most part bad people.

>>149255066
This.
Even if they're not bots, they're practically NPCs.

>>149255434
It would be dependent on what they make him say and do

>>149257186
Pretty much. You can write a Randy episode with manatees and the South Park subreddit would eat it up.

bump

>>149255175
There's no way they blew through like 300 million bucks each
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>>149255413
The bible itself lays the blame on the Jews, the same way you will be held liable if you make a fake SWAT report on an innocent guy and he gets killed in the confusion.
Jews are just going to have to take the L on this one forever.

>>149258408
>There's no way they blew through like 300 million bucks each
Did you only google their net worth or something? Because Casa Bonita would count towards their assets.

>>149255175
I don’t understand how they can make a deal for $900 million dollars back in 2021 yet panic about 40 million dollars for Casa Bonita.

>>149255035 (OP)
Because it's going to be blasphemous and mock Christianity which people don't like but are particularly upset about now that they realize the show is made by Zionist jews.

>>149255393
Common misconception

>>149258598
Because that $900 million was their money and the Casa Bonita money was from investors.

>>149255035 (OP)
when the fuck are people on twitter not outraged and upset?

Everyone in that thread is Cartman

>>149258598
Was the Paramount deal about how they would have a contract pay-out of $900mil over time, or that they would be willing to invest $900mil of budget for Paramount-exclusive South Park content over time? I'm confused by the wording of these things when they say the DEALS are worth $110mil and wonder if that's different from a person getting $110mil for the job. When they say Parker and Stone "cashed in", did they mean literally pocket the cash, or they're saying it as in "took the deal"?

>>149255393
Everyone is a fucking Jew at this point if we're going by the Bible. If there was a chosen people and Jesus was here so everyone could be "chosen people", then we're all Israelites or Jewish or whatever the fuck in the spiritual sense and it doesn't matter.

A modern Jew is a different beast entirely. It's like an ancient Greek person and modern Greek person may as well be two different cultures.

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>>149257225
Isn't Mohammad a pedophilic person anyway?

>>149259063
Some anon claiming to be an insider said that the South Park guys are financially fucked despite news stating otherwise. I find this dubious at best but it’s a rumour that has stayed consistent. Maybe it’s all bullshit who knows.

>>149259087
Or a modern Egyptian vs an ancient one

>>149255035 (OP)
South Park should make fun of everyone. I'm glad the creators are Canadians and don't have listen to these burgerland snowflake retards.

whole milk and two percent reduced fat milk

last time i saw Jesus, he got roided up and beat the shit out the guy making cause-supporting wristbands

>>149255035 (OP)
It's kinda fucking stupid to get mad over current South Park, they stopped playing counterculture about 20 years ago. But on the other hand, conservative LARP zoomers are particularly stupid over the dumbest things.

I wonder if they'll do something about Palestine/Philistine.

>>149259972
That was over a decade ago. Good god, I had to search up what episode that was because I swear I saw that when it aired too.

Everybody's pessimistic because Matt and Trey have turned to shit, and every time they bring up something from Old South Park in New South Park, they fucking ruin it. They ruined Towelie. They ruined Mr. Hankey. They'll ruin Jesus too. Just you watch.

>>149255035 (OP)
Things have shifted more people are aware that Christianity is the only religion that's usually mocked.
>>149255086
Not exactly it but the feeling is correct

>>149258598
I'm confused was that their paycheck or was that the money they had to work with for the specials?

>>149259121
Yes but people will argue 9 year olds were adults in 6th century arabia because that's how biology works

>>149260352
>implying Jesus wasn't already ruined

>>149255035 (OP)
Jesus is usually a sympathetic figure in South Park, they should be complaining about how they portray him in Family Guy and Reddit and Memey instead

>>149260500
Yeah, Jesus is the goat.

>>149260141
100% that its bare minimum alluded too. But do you want a 20 minute episode made in a week about the most controversial geopolitical conflict since the Iraq war? Sounds a recipe for an undercooked disaster

>>149260873
That's more motivation to do so. It'll potentially get the show canned.

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>>149257236
cope

>>149260873
It will honestly be the true test of character for them. Will they go the Zionist route and try to portray Israel as in the right? Will they call out Israel for being genocidal monsters? Or will they try to pussy out with the "It's too complicated, we should just ignore it" talking point people originally tried and failed to push?

>>149261375
Probably the 3rd route.

>>149260445
I always assumed age-of-consent laws is based on what age a woman can give birth without it causing major health complications. Like a 10 year old can technically give birth but the lack of broad shoulders and hips would be a death sentence for the little girl

Early life section

>>149255035 (OP)
This is hilarious. It's going to be a good season maybe?

>>149255035 (OP)
South Park Jesus is based
They should bring back other old characters too

>>149260352
>They ruined da talking towel and piece of shit

Screw you I'll go make my own South Park with blackjack & hookers
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki

>>149264843
Honestly, that seems like a good idea.

>>149255035 (OP)
Because they're stuck in the belief that Jesus is supposed to be worshipped like a god and not some guy who wanted us to believe that God is within every human being

>>149260352
People complained about Towelie as a character for years before Tegridy. Now he's suddenly "ruined"?

>>149265353
>Before Tegridy: "Eh, he's annoying, but at lest he's not a main character and doesn't appear that often."
>After Tegridy: "Oh my God, when will this fucker die! I hope he burns himself alive lighting his next joint!"

..but have they ever made fun of israel?

>>149265400
>have they ever mocked Babylon's vassal state and subliminal scapegoat
Eh, wait and see...

>>149265382
This was Randy, minus the annoying Pr-Tegridy part

>>149262263
Not immediately, but there's the risk of pelvic and spinal fracture

>>149260095
Basically the meme of "stop using your phone and eat veggies" with Unabomber edits.

>>149262263
>I always assumed age-of-consent laws is based on what age a woman can give birth without it causing major health complications. Like a 10 year old can technically give birth but the lack of broad shoulders and hips would be a death sentence for the little girl
Thats only part of it. Its to prevent social coercion as well. 10 year old doesnt have anywhere near the same social status as a 30 year old, and cant leave a relationship safely.

Has any cartoon talked about Gaza or Ukraine?

>>149257225
>Christians are for the most part good people
Really saying this in today's political climate

>>149255400
>but jesus was human
>i thought he was killed by humans
Many such cases. Humans are a barbaric and endlessly violent race.

>>149257186
Randy is good as a protag because it shows that the show has grown up with its audience.

>>149265323
Jesus is literally God. You are a retard.

>>149266421
And then the show stagnated.

>>149266366
I don’t think any are allowed to.

>>149264843
>Rulf, more commonly known by his peers as "Crippler" or "Cripple Hitler" much to his annoyance is an antagonistic force at North Park Elementary. He is mostly known for his very strong views on society, and the oppression of crippled and disabled people by able bodied individuals. He holds the belief that crippled people are inherently superior to able bodied people, and that the world will only ever be at peace when all the able bodied people are removed from the picture. How exactly a world of only cripples would work is not exactly clear, and it is unknown if Rulf himself has even thought ahead that far. He is relatively popular with other SPED students who don't quite understand his world domination plans, and just tend to gravitate towards his charisma and leadership skills. However, he is often seen as a creepy nerd by most other non disabled students who are put off by his aggressive personality and hatred of the able bodied. He will often try to convince the more aware disabled kids to join his cause, especially Sid.

I will now watch your show.

>>149267519
Do we really need AI slop?

>>149255035 (OP)
How far right do you have to be to think center-right to moderate Libertarian Republicans Trey and Matt are leftists?

>>149268135
They're center left at best at this point, the last remotely republican view they espoused was the whole trannies in female sports thing and even they walked that back. They even had a whole arc about apologizing for ManBearPig and how climate change would cause all the water to disappear in Colorado

>>149268229
Literally this.

>>149266366
They can't really do an Enlightened Centrist take on either conflict, so they won't.

>>149269344
Well, they could try it. It could get them cancelled, which is something they've wanted.

bump

>>149268229
I think with the climate change stuff, they just didn’t like Al Gore. They still find ways to take jabs at him outside of the show. Also when did they walk back on the trans episode? I don’t know why people thought that episode was “offensive” either.

>>149268229
The last thing those two guys could be would be left leaning. They’re just two RINOs who are okay with the gays. Which is a sacrifice any man has to make, once you realize that only gay men are good at musical theatre which they clearly are a big fan of.

We need more South Park brapkino

>>149270428
They're socially liberal and they haven't been economically libertarian in years so what exactly do they believe that would make them right wing?

>>149271465
Their opinions on trans folk?

>>149255086
They legally cant CC pulled everything involved muhammad feeces be onto him and threated them if they ever even brought him up again or stuff involving islam


Whats the problem jesus is the good guy? He's the real jesus not MURICA JESUS

>>149271622
They can only do it subtly, like in the intro or Stan's lunchbox.

>>149255035 (OP)
>Mister Garrison is still their teacher
So, um, how are they gonna deal with the elephant in the room?

>>149272121
Mr. Garrison, being the president and all, uses CIA technology to clone himself. One goes back to South Park, the other stays Donald Trumpet. It's not even that outside the realm of possibility, considering what show this thread is about.

>>149272121
Jesus Christ himself performs a miracle, now Donald Trump and Mister Garrison are separate people.

>>149272158
>>149272178
Honestly, they should've killed it after the Vaccination Special. The writers literally Deus Ex Machina'd him back to being a teacher only for Spring Break to happen

bump/

>>149271465
The people they surround themselves with. My girlfriend was browsing some girly subreddit on Ariana Grande or shit and found some comment on how this female Reddit user went on a date with one of their friends and realized he was a MRA. Apparently whatever the guy said weirded her out and she views the South Park guys negatively based on who they associate with. This lady didn’t comment on anything else afterwards, because no one on the thread watched cartoons so weren’t interested outside of asking what a MRA was. You have to keep in mind that the two guys are friends with Musk and despise PC culture.

>>149272949
They used to be buds with Musk and I'm pretty sure they're fine with PC culture.

>>149273038
I disagree. Musk still vaguely tweets things about being a south park fan, which would be odd if they had a falling out. Name one time they said anything positive about PC culture unlike the mulitple times they take jabs at it. The bad universe in the timeskip specials have adult jimmy unable to make anti-PC jokes.

>>149273251
1. They haven't said anything about Musk. Even then, Elon has problems.
2. PC Principal's arc ends with political correctness saving the day.

>>149273290
They literally let him voice his own character a couple times. Just because PC Principal saves the day, doesn't mean they agree with it. PC culture and Trump literally made south park nosedive in quality because all of the sudden, whatever they had to say became "tone deaf" and they couldnt keep up with Trump.