*high pitch screeching*

Why would you still watch this beyond season 2?

>>149256608 (OP)
Is there porn of these two fucking each other?

>>149256648
this

whose was it?

>>149256623
Boredom.

>>149256660
>Well, Morty, if you know must know, the bucket is completely unrelated to this discussion, and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation.

>>149256623
I literally only watched this episode when I saw loli beth was in it. I enjoyed it, but I'm not watching the rest of the season

>>149256608 (OP)
The only reason people care about this show now is because of these 2. Not that I'm complaining.

>>149256749
speak for yourself retard, Rick is still the best character in the show and two Beths would be boring as fuck without him. Also Space Beth has unintentionally quoted Rick a couple times at this point. I forget the episode but I'm pretty sure Rick said "technology this advanced is indistinguishable from magic" first. He's so good they're making Space Beth into Rick 2.0

>>149257112
you know...despite beth being more than most could handle, it would be fascinating to watch her grow and teach her shit.
in fact, if I was rick I would totally have brought beth along in some adventures and essentially shape her in a similar way to season 1 rick...the chance of her encountering jerry would be zero unless she became tired of the constant adventures and essentially settled down as season 1 beth to retire from adventures.

>>149256648
Im commissioning some now actually

>>149256608 (OP)
>in theaters now! coming this summer: two clones. In a yard. And then reality hit. And they coped as much as they could, with a lolifying machine. And then they broke the machine. And that's when things got knocked into 12th gear.

>a loser neighbor shows up. With weapons made from two...hangers. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these two clones know how to handle business. In: neighbor home invasion psycho loli clones, who are just regular clones, running under the floorboard to hunt all sorts of things THE MOVIE!

>hold on, there's more! an old scientist is coming, and he's also in the movie, and he's gonna come, and cross-attack these two clones. But let's get back to the clones, because they're- they have a strong bond. You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: The neighbor's house, it comes burning into the ground. And what do you do then? It's two clones and...and th-they're... It's called Two Clones.

>Two Clones! *improv-breaking laugh* It's just called Two Clones

>>149257268

>>149256608 (OP)
When that screech hits your ears...
It's not just a call...
It's a WARNING...

>>149257268
Nice

>>149257268
kek

>>149256608 (OP)
No, Rick and Morty fags. You can't outdo Loudfags. They are several centuries ahead of you. Your "high" IQ won't be able to comprend not even the smallest speck of the mental gymnastics these blatant pedophiles operate on. You are akin to an ant standing before a mighty sun. And the sun doesn't even include the live action movie.
Turn back now before it's too late.

>>149256608 (OP)
Loli Beths were extremely cute and I want them to return. If the showrunners have any sense they would realize what a jackpot they have in their hands with these two.

>>149256608 (OP)
ive not watched since season 2 why are there 2 beths

>>149258907
To give the illusion of character development

>>149258907
Because Beth is a piece of shit stupid bitch.
She couldn't figure out if she wanted to abandon her family or not so she made Rick figure it out for her.
Rick cloned her so she could experience both paths of life, an impossibility for most...
And she's spent the rest of the show so far being a completely ungrateful bitch who treats him like shit for doing something incredible and amazing for her.

Anyway, so now we have Beth and Space Beth, twice the Beth, none the fun. Until this episode, where suddenly two Beths was fucking great.

>>149257268

>>149258907
clones, they're both his daughter but in the same way morty is his morty (even though our Rick's morty was never born)

>>149256623
I watched season 3 because I thought it would be more of the same. I was wrong.

>>149257268
HAH HAH HAH! Bless you.

>>149258874
But how would you justify such a change without it coming off as forced?
Also, this is pretty much going to be Planetina 2.0 where the fans want the character to come back, but the showrunners clearly see the idea as a one-off.

>>149257268
Funny how a random improv from season 1 is more memorable than any of the shit that happened after 2.

>show literally says "no one wants to see a beths episode"
>they do it anyways
What did they mean by this?

>>149259117
that she's an underdeveloped character who fucked herself and her husband at thanksgiving and it's never elaborated on or built upon until very recently

>>149259117
God damn they look so lewd here

>>149258945
Ok but why are they twin lolis now

>>149259174
Because no matter which one you de-age, they were the same person at that age. And when you de-age both of them, this is what you wind up with.

>>149259174
they're the same person, and they're 10 years old not lolis

>>149259117
Same reason they're joyfully screaming at the resonant frequency of eyeball veins. It's funny that you're hurt.

>>149259174
children. the word you're looking for is children, not lolis

>>149256623
I watched a few minutes of one of the new episodes and the voice for rick and morty was so bad

>>149259195
lolis! lolis! lolis! lolis! lolis! lolis! lolis!

>>149259300
thanks federally employed social media propaganda officer, many perfectly normal lives will be destroyed as a result of your service. 30 shekelsteinland bucks have been deposited in your account. Glory to Glorzo

>>149258945
>Until this episode, where suddenly two Beths was fucking great.
Yeah. Really great episode. I do have questions like how does de-aging work. Is it just like a body thing is it whole memories. Or maybe the beths have the mentality of a 10 year old because they seem to remember Rick leaving them.

Also Rick's beth died, so who are the Beth's Rick? Also the universe works on a finite curve in whuch the Rick's ensure Beth gets with Jerry and eventually making Morty. But if Rick beth died doesn't that mean he from outside the finite curve since he would never have a Morty?

>>149259117
Why is there no mesugaki femdom art of this, yet?

>>149259421
>I do have questions like how does de-aging work.
Don't think about it.

I recently rewatched all of R&M and realized I missed some episodes. Specifically the Rick Prime episode

Now that he's gone, there's basically no larger story at play anymore right?

Do you think they'll open up a new important plot thread for 'canon' episodes?

>>149259117
One of my favorite episodes is the Beths lesbian episode

Primus I hate kids.

>>149259421

>so who are the Beth's Rick?

Some Rick we've never met.

>>149259509
i mean if you look at the description for the last two episodes of this season they seem to be canon heavy. One of them we'll see morty wrap up the morty jr plot line and the other involves rick's past (memory rick?)

>>149259509
Is it weird that I genuinely think that they could not do this scene as well with the old VA for Rick?
Although not sounding just like the original, the new VA has a lot more range from what i've heard.

>>149259674
im happy with rick's VA, its morty's VA thats subpar

>>149259421
Wasn't their Rick the one who killed Rick's Diane and Beth?

>>149259509
The only major plot thread that's still out their dangling is Evil Morty. You could do something with that, but I feel like it'd be really tricky without it wearing thin pretty quick.

Honestly they've kind of fucked themselves in the asses committing to another four fucking seasons. Even if we're about to see a second wind here they'll run out of content long before they finish that.

>>149259683

Nah, thats Rick Prime. His family was left in the Cronenberg'd universe, whereby Beth and Summer freeze to death and Rick Prime kills Jerry.

>>149259683
no, rick prime's beth died in cronenberg world after the council of ricks froze them. Only person alive from prime's dimension is our morty

>>149259658
I thought he would have died of old age since they age fast.

Actually, wouldn't Beth's Rick be the guy who cured the Cronenbergs then blew himself up in the garage?

>>149259714
i think he might in the episode

>>149259421
>Also Rick's beth died, so who are the Beth's Rick?
Beth's Rick is the Rick who blows up himself and Morty after curing the Cronenberg plague.
>if Rick beth died doesn't that mean he from outside the finite curve
The Curve was cordoned off from the rest of the multiverse after C-137 formed the Citadel and the Council of Ricks.

Did you watch the show, anon?

>>149257268
Say what you will about Justin but the way he winged his ad-libs and improv really held up the show

>>149256608 (OP)
I just watched the episode. They definitely knew what they were doing.
Any good lewds?

>>149259980
Surprisingly no.

Although Gara did this picture recently (before the episode) where Morty doesn't want an incest relationship with Summer and turns out to be dating 10 yr Beth. They end with a bunch of morty having an orgy with Summer and 10 yr Beth.

>>149257248
You sir are based!

>>149256608 (OP)
They're so fucking hot

>>149260100
Soon

>>149259117
>The writers don't have the Beths do inappropriate things to him and then call the police to frame him.
Fucking cowards!!

>>149260179
Nice~ I tip my bonnet to you! If I had the money I'd do the same!

>>149259714
Grandkids? He said he'd be back when he needed money, maybe he taught them and they're coming after blowing through his estate.

>>149259980
>>149259117

That's what has me intrigued.

Although the show itself already has its (in)famous tone of its episodes/characters, it's in the writing if it's not something of 'involuntary sabotage'... but outside of that their actions/behaviors are clearly explained or is it just to give justification or not separate themselves from the tone of the program?, and I think I say it's more because of its design/situation and feeling that it could have had another direction and not so 'obvious' but it is already something subjective...

>>149256608 (OP)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://files.catbox.moe/mln2iu.webm

Loli Beth is substantially better than the adult one. I agree with anon that space Beth should be lolified and join the cast.

>>149256608 (OP)
>It’s another Meta episode next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFa-DPe07_c

>>149260368
Me watching nu-Rick and Morty

Little Beths wanting to hurt, got me so hard, bros, but I feel like the writers held back too much. They didn't go any further.

>>149260323
I'd love that

>>149260368
>want to talk to manager
Really fucking forced meme there

>>149259509
Nah all potential for big stories are pretty much gone
Hope you enjoy episodic structures cuz thats all Rick and Morty is now

>>149260446
Yeah we didn't hear either one of them say daddy

>>149259762
Not exactly. See, if Rick went to a parallel world where everything was exactly the same as Rick Prime's reality until the Cronenberg incident, the Rick who figured out how to cure the Cronenbergs was also someone who replaced a Rick who left. Taken to the logical extreme, Beth's original Rick is identical to Rick Prime and killed the Cronenberg Cure Guy's original Beth. By all implication, Rick C-137 and the Rick who cured the Cronenbergs are identical with that one day making the difference, which would mean there is an almost identical Rick to Rick Prime. Why that guy didn't show up when the earth got frundled is a bit of a mystery, either he was elsewhere or already dead.

>>149260266
try that again, but finish one though before starting another

>>149256608 (OP)
This episode reminds me that the only happy version of beth was Cronenberg world beth and she died due to circumstances outside of her control and managed to establish a better connection with Jerry and Summer through strife and lack of rick and morty in her life
Makes me realize that Beth has always been a hellion and Rick being her life just enables her worst traits
Without him, she actually might be happy without her alcoholic father reminding her that life doesn't matter

>>149256608 (OP)
Wish that Gene caught one of them and spanked one
She starts crying from the pain but then starts moaning
Other beth pushes the other one off because she wants a turn
Montage of them being little shits and getting spanked for being bad, sometimes even already being bent over waiting for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b9ZYMOlMEY

No one think this show is funny anymore except the obese cat ladies who write it.

I am referring to Dan Harmon.

>>149256608 (OP)
The sound they make when you have anal sex with them

Here's my pitch: That episode where the Beths cuddle but they're little girls.

>>149260793
Counter pitch: the thanksgiving episode again but they're little girls when they do the cheating

>>149260819
I don't use the word "hero" very often but you are the greatest hero in American history.

>>149260266
>>149260581
Not same one, but I guess that's trying to say is that He's somewhat skeptical of the girls' actions and behavior; and he question if that they do it because it's their real character and 'genuine' develop or because the writing intentional aligns them with the tone of the program or another intentions.

I think that's someone who is just looking here.

You guys want to see the Beths squanching? That's pretty squanched. You should seek some serious squanch about that.

>>149256608 (OP) + >>149256735 = ?

>>149261069
sick bastard, they're children!

Any Lil' Beth requests? Just her, maybe some with her Lil' Beth clone

>>149261128
Requesting the lil beth's doing smash or pass while looking at a criminal database

>>149261128
Not from you, Billy. Go learn how to draw on your own before coming back here and polluting the site with your dogshit art.

>>149261128
My same request I made last time
One of the Beth's licking a cut off the others cheek like a cat.

>>149261157
>y-you must... IMPROOOOVE
>look mom I'm IMPROOOOVING

>>149256608 (OP)
Imagine their moans

>>149261128
Both pregnant with belly docking

>>149261128
tickle torture

I love how the mere presence of the Tiny Beth's is grounds for this show to get multiple threads, days in succession. I don't even think they're on screen for a total of up to like 8 minutes

>>149261128
Stomping on a small animal barefoot or shoed

>>149261296
That's the power of little girls anon

>>149256608 (OP)
>VICTORY SCREECH

>>149261296
It's nuts how openly pedophilic the internet became. Humanity is fucked.

>>149261128
Lil' Beths building a sandcastle in a playground. No lewdness, no weird fetish shit, just kids being cute and playing.

>>149261323
>became
Anon, clearly you haven't been on this site or the internet long enough

>>149261323
If anything it's way less pedophilic now

>>149261296
Lolis over roasties

>>149261323
the ocean is full of plastic and so is every organ in your body, but humanity is fucked because of loli posters on 4chan

>>149261332
I have. I've been here since 2006. It's a lot more rampant and evolved now, even if the awful stuff is gone. It went from a handful of bad seeds to half of everyone. It became a meme.
>>149261391
Absolutely not.
>>149261461
All over the internet and the world at large, not just here. The microplastics are possibly a contributing factor.

>>149261513
Then you still haven't been here long enough seeing as you don't remember /l/, /sm/, and og /g/

>>149259509
Rick Prime was a retcon in the first place. If they had the original writers they could just keep coming up with off the wall stuff but since they don't it'll probably just devolve into slice of life and girl power episodes.

>>149260576
There's also the Squirrel incident

>>149261296
You wouldn't let a little girl from somewhere ruin your life...would you?

Remember when this show was self-aware and the only 'girl power' scene we had was Beth and Summer fighting scorpions with their heavy special time?

>>149261592
A Feminist Masterpiece

>>149261592
I thought this was more a joke about how Morty doesn't understand women and these are the only things he could come up with off the top of his head

>>149261541
I've been to copycat channels, I'm aware of that. It's worse now. If we had those boards here today, this would be obvious.

>>149261610
It was both. And it was also a mockery of the Bechdel Test, because that scene passes it perfectly.

>>149261610
it was that and he was told to make it pass the Bechdel test. The joke being that if you as a man can't imagine what women would talk about not involving a man other than shit like their periods.

>>149261619
Why do you care? Why are we talking about this?

>>149261619
We do, you wait long enough on /v/ during the day you'll see some irl stuff that'll be up for about 30 minutes before getting deleted
In the past it used to be up for hours while jannies would babysit threads that are harmless
Or just go to /tv/ and you'll find anons lusting over irl child actresses without a hint of irony

>>149261296
the data all buts confirms it

>>149261513
>I have. I've been here since 2006
Fuck off, newfag. You don't even remember /l/.

>>149261680
I just can't get over Beth as an adult woman who has cannocially have sext with her clone and a threesome with said clone and her husband is less appealing than just 2 of her as a little girl

>>149261711
Maybe because nothing sexual happens in the episode where they're little girls
It's just more than being little shits

>>149256623
Same reason you keep crawling back to these threads

>>149260284
i love this so much

>>149261711
Her personality is "wet blanket". Her and her clone just bounce their bitter bullshit off each other.
Honestly the more I think about it the more I'm starting to think Beth might be one of the worst characters on the show (adult Beth to be clear here).
Like, they're not Poopybutthole bad, but... they're pretty dogshit. I can't think of any adult Beth scenes or moments I enjoyed.

>>149256660
Their bodies shrunk but the contents of their tummies did not. They both squatted over the bucket and let r rip

>>149259117
>What did they mean by this?
They know better than what trolls claim on message boards

>>149261592
I remember when 4chan still bitched about this scene kek

>>149261128
Both Li’l Beths being mesugaki by stepping on you with their cute feet.

>>149261735
I think the easter episode and the Pissmaster episode are the only times she was openingly attractive to her husband

>>149261824
That's because those are times when jerry is competent
the rick and morty dnd comic has something similar where beth finds his attractive when he has his shit together

>>149261680
>traffic increases by 600-1000% when the cute loli shows up

>>149261650
It's bad.
>>149261710
See >>149261619

>>149260576
Your picture is so fucking aids

>>149261922
>It's bad.
Pretty much everything is bad right now. We live in immoral times full of immoral people.
Not sure how this became the last bulwark of human decency but it's time to drop the charade.
The evidence is out there, it affects about half of all people.
Whenever I see someone morally grandstanding like you I just assume they got it worse than most.

>>149261947
I don't think Squirrel Universe is a real thing. That flashback pointedly didn't actually confirm the jump got made, and it was never brought up again. I think Rick just considered jumping worlds again in a moment of panic.

>>149261976
Hence it being a gray circle

>>149259680
Morty's voice is simply grating in a very unpleasant way. Not as infuriatingly bad as their take on Mr Poopybutthole but still cringe inducing

>>149261948
I'm not morally grandstanding, I'm just pointing out how the most shameful, unforgivable crime of all, according to the world, is now just a meme, and it feels bad, man. It's the final line being crossed nonchalantly. What can be considered worse?

>>149262014
It's not being crossed. Stop being overdramatic.
This site is not a representation of the general populous.
It's still vehemently vilified in normie spaces.
Relax.

>>149262012
he actually sounds more like pilot morty

>>149262014
There is many things that are worse than what is presented
It's just a matter of perspective
If anything, this site has shown me how people will have the weirdest double standards on certain things based upon personal experience or experience through osmosis

>>149260179
Nice, who's the artist?

>>149261157
Obsessed faggot.

>>149260727
Right on the money

I was going to say that I hope they do a Beth War or Rick War storyline where all the variants have a big fight but then I realized that they've basically been doing that since the show started. Absolutely no point to a storyline like that after that decoy episode.

>>149262297
Yeah
Besides, only rick has deep seated hate for himself while other members of the family can be pretty chill with their alt selves

>>149262367
"Pretty chill" is an understatement. Beth literally fucked herself.

>>149262444
I'm surprised morty hasn't done that yet
Summer seems like she does that on the regular when she's bored

>>149262451
It seems entirely likely that he has offscreen. Rckmurai Jack casually threw in Morty having had unsupervised access to the Citadel.

seriously hope we get an episode about beth and diane

>>149262534
Given that Diane was erased from every dimension, it would be interesting to explore how beth dealt with remembering her mom and knowing her rick left her

>>149262534
Feel like Diane is their "in case we're out of ideas/ really want the attention" break glass deal.

>>149261323
Anon, for White pedophiles half the time it's a dad who has a 9 year old daughter that is getting curious and she crosses some boundaries and he's a pervert so he indulges. Yes the other half is very rapey but still. We are apes and we have had books for like 3000 years on a billions year old rock. This post modern feminism (jew founded so that makes it hypocritical because they're the biggest child rapers) notion that it's bad the most beautiful race of people inside and out sometimes play around sexually in a non-hurtful manner is retarded. I agree it's weird but I know what I'm about. 14 is the legit peak of what our brains like. Shitty inorganic feminism isn't going to erase that age range being enticing for a guy. I reiterate. Half the time guys are getting some cunny, it's playing around with a curious girl that wants it. It's not belts and tears.

Get mad if you want. I don't think it's normal but I think under certain circumstances it doesn't require pitchforks and torches.

>>149260284
sweet i don't need to post it myself

>>149261128
double loli beth footjob domination

>>149261296
>Page Not Found

>>149261128
Adult Space Beth holding up and making out with loli Beth

>>149262451
He won't. Morty is literally the only straight member of the family.

>>149262559
What I really wanted to know why Rick Prime killed literally ever single Diane from existence. I know he wanted to prove that he's the Rickiest Rick in the multiverse, but killing your wife across infinity to prove a point is incomprehensible to me

>>149263000
Prime was just a petty faggot

>>149263000
As rick said, the dude doesn't care about anyone and is just that petty
He's also been keeping himself to look like his young self all these years just so all the ricks he's screwed over would still recognize him and know he's the one they're looking for

children~

>>149261632
I think it's funny there are more hardcore fanservive anime like Ikki Tousen that pass the Bechdel test than western 'feminist' films and literature.

>>149261323
you wouldn't have survived ten minutes on the pre-iphone internet

>>149262562
they got 4 more seasons to make after this one, they'll get to it eventually

>>149263126
>>149262562
I mean, they already kind of did it with the Fear Hole, right? You've got the out that it wasn't real, but the writers seemed confused in interviews that anyone wouldn't take it as actually reflective of what Diane was like (which probably speaks to their mindset on the retcon in the first place).

>>149263188
I didn't really count the fear hole as real as it was more Morty's perception of Diane and she just acted like a chiller version of rick

>>149256608 (OP)
I'm so corrupt and I hate it. I immediately thought of porn

>>149260284
Dude why does Catbox suck so much

>>149263638
Because its free

>>149256792
>technology this advanced is indistinguishable from magic
Yeah because it's Arthur Clark's quote, retard.

>>149261296
Is that morty?what did he do?

>>149262073
Looks like team pervy

>>149256608 (OP)
Never thought that the spiritual sequel to "ABCs of Beth" would be the thing to bring /co/ around on season 8.

>>149264036
Lolis man
They're a drug

>no one fully uploaded third act shootout from episode 3 on youtube
Man

>>149264036
It's something they needed to bring up from that episode, I would have wanted it done earlier but having 2 Beths made it much better.

>>149261323
M8, by modern standards most of your ancestors would have been pedophiles. The current age of consent shit is very recent societal trend.

>>149261838
>>149261680
God why is 4chan filled with a bunch of pedo browns? you fucking good for nothing slavics and mexicans.

>>149264036
>"Nobody wants a Beths adventure."
>"But what if we..."
>"Turn them 10?"

>/co/ watches with cheers and celebrations
>"i-it's because it was so FUNNY, good episode haha, am I rite?"

>>149259509
>I recently rewatched all of R&M and realized I missed some episodes. Specifically the Rick Prime episode
>Now that he's gone, there's basically no larger story at play anymore right?
Pretty much. For the first 5 seasons, the show had the Evil Morty bugger lingering in the background. Then, pretty much immediately afterwards (in S5E10 and S6E1), they set up Rick Prime as the next big bad.
And now what he's dead and Evil Morty's just relaxing outside the Central Finite Curve... there's nothing left. That's it. It's just... Rick & Morty's life now, I guess.

>>149256648
Honestly, when both Beths transformed I thought they were about to kiss for a moment.

>>149265022
Forgot to mention - that Tammy & Phoenix Person shit was also dealt with pretty quickly. So yeah, Evil Morty's done, Rick Prime's done and Tammy/Phoenix Person are done.

It's very sad that, throughout the series, Beth was in so such a sorry state of misery and pain starting in her thirties. No wonder she hates her life. I really hope Rick healed that.

>>149265030
Cowardly writers, they do all kinds of gore or incest stuff but a little kiss is too much.

>>149256608 (OP)
>>149259117
>>149261296
>>149262293
>>149262512
>>149264986
>twin loli beth episode
uoh.. maybe I should watch rick and morty again

>>149256608 (OP)
more selfcest stuff? What episode and season is this?

>>149265208
You're not missing anything. Just jerk off to the porn like a normal person.

>>149257268
It's been 11 fucking years.

>>149260266
>What did they mean by this?
I think they wanted to do Beth episodes out of spite, but had the sense to ask why nobody wants to see an episode about Beth. They probably noticed that all the hate stems from the fact that they're boring middle-aged women in a sci-fi comedy (that never works) so the story was written around de-aging them into psychotic little girls.

That's cute, I don't even care about rick and morty anymore I just want more selfcest representation

>>149261128
Morty, Summer and the Beths playing a couch party videogame.

>>149265260
Season 8 episode 6

>>149263912
He dared to not give his de-aged mother a deep tissue massage when she asked
Now he loses penis privileges

>>149261128
Wearing tactical fighting gears and weapons while also naked (I guess mostly ammo belts and the likes?), blood optional

>>149264635
this website had a dedicated loli board until 2007, and its mascot is of a 10 year old girl

>>149265616
I thought 404 girl was like 5.
/10 hahaha, kys.

>>149265629
Yotsuba is indeed 5
>hahaha, kys.
Thanks

>>149263000
My guess is that he had some sort of fallout with his Diane, so he made that machine because he couldn't stand the thought of other Ricks having what he couldn't have

>>149265696
That's a good guess honestly, Rick is quite spiteful and known to go on sprees just to prove a point. the 2 crows episodes have him fuck off to the point he would've abandoned his family if he didn't find out the crows still fucked the scarecrow

>>149265696
diane is shown to be just as smart as rick, maybe she posed a risk to prime's plans and decided to kill her off in all timelines

>>149265696
>My guess is that he had some sort of fallout with his Diane
I think the comics went into that with rick prime

nice bit of continuity here, you can see the graves of the parmesian family

>>149265921
Who?

>>149265751
if you're going off the fear hole morty I wouldn't trust your interpretation, that's morty's image of rick having an image of diane. None of what Diane did there is technically canon to Diane's character

>>149265946
The other family the smiths replaced at the start of season 6

>>149265696
I just thought Prime had already bailed on his family before he met C137, killed C137's, then Prime hyperkilled Diane for a supervillain joke rewarding C137 for finding him again years down the line.

>>149265964
>"The minute you invent portal travel, the first thing you find out is you're the last guy to invent portal travel"
One interpretation I've seen is that Prime is literally the final Rick to invent portal travel, and I mean literally very literally not just as hyperbole. Reread as Prime projecting his situation onto C-137 as if it's a universal truth and not his own delusional revenge and C-137 Rick being the first to invent it and the "Rickest Rick" as a result of connecting multiple versions of himself to the show's continuity (their reality). Which would make Prime an arrogant prick who had a bad encounter with some other Rick, then decides to strike the problem at its source by antagonizing C-137 and deleting Diane which causes the show's events in a typical time loop/dimensional paradox

>>149265956
Mmm, I need to rewatch that.

>>149265921
Lol that's a cool detail

>>149266160
You really don't
It's not that special

>>149260179
Paypal me 300 bucks and I'll draw them better.

>>149258945
The problem with cloning is that you're not risking or learning anything.
Beth took the coward's path and learned nothing. No matter what life the clone decided to live, it means nothing to either of them.

>>149264635
Cunny too powerful

>>149266348
>300
oh this'll be funny, post your best work as an example

>>149265921
Looks like the Beths are about to have an adult attack

>>149265949
im assuming rick told morty that diane was as smart as him, hence why morty
'sees" diane as smart in the fear hole. Unless rick's own memory of diane has changed because of her death and he told morty a lie to make himself feel better

>>149266513
Nah, you're not going to pay up.

>>149266348
>>149266513
I'll do it for $299.99. How can you afford to pass on an offer like that?

>>149256608 (OP)
Wow. This is literally the first episode all season to get multiple threads. In fact, this is like the 4th one now? Or is it 5th? But it’s crazy. This is the power of a loli huh? Oh /co/.

>>149266563
I think his perception is more based on what he saw when he uploaded all of Rick's past into his head

>>149266645
Old habits anon

>>149266654
oh shit you're right, i forgot about that

>>149266645
this momentum wont last once people see that the next episode is meta commentary episode

>>149266645
It wasn't just that it was lolis, it was that it was actually funny and entertaining, which is more than can really be said for the bulk of the previous five episodes (which had one or two good gags each, but little more).

>>149266754
I disagree
This episode wasn't any different than the previous ones this season

>>149266737
I don't understand how people get so disillusioned by a cartoon. It's a perfect opportunity to take some shots at WB and I'm looking forward to seeing if they put legally safe knockoffs of lola bunny or the animaniacs

>>149266789
Yeah but it's gonna be low ball shots that will feel hollow
They aren't gonna do commentary on the warner bros discovery merger and how it has screwed over so many different shows
I honestly can't see them having the balls to make Zaslav the villain for this episode

>>149266208
It kind of was
They couldn't use the portal gun anymore so there was this whole thing

>>149266789
this fandom is strange and doesnt know what it wants. People complain about canon episodes, people complain about episodic episodes, people about improv, people complain about the lack of improv. I just think the pickle rick episode was some sort of mass psychosis event that cursed this show for a thousand years

>>149266825
is that really what you expect from Rick and Morty though or just something you think they'd never do? they have to make a funny cartoon anon. So who buys them out? Aliens or demons?

Man this new season has been kinda subpar--
>The loli Beth episode

>>149266956
its funny, its not even highly rated on IMDB but on /co/ the last episode is doing numbers

>>149266923
My point is that having an episode making fun of warner bros isn't gonna work as they are owned by warner bros
So they'll be pulling their punches the whole time

>>149266988
>using/trusting imdb scores
what % of the global population is imdb users? less than trannies % or less than the people of diabetes %?

>>149266885
Which then stopped being a problem 5 episodes later

>>149266994
>my point is that I'm not thinking about what the episode could be
I do not understand why you think I care about your whining about what they WON'T do when the last episode kicked the shit out of Rick and now it's Rick's turn to have some fun himself at a parent company's expense. So answer the fucking question you retarded faggot, Aliens or demons?

>>149256608 (OP)
It’s funny

>>149267039
I don't get what you're getting at either nor do I understand your question
The point still stands the episode won't be anything because they won't go the extra mile

>>149267053
But it's also cute

>>149261128
you obviously MUST do the two Beths doing the lesbian thing, then Morty doing Beth. Maybe forcing her a little bit, perhaps?

>Anon see that Beth opened a lemonade stand.
>"What do I see? Beth Smith is now an entrepreneur?" you said in an exaggerated and humorous way.
>Beth laughs at your comment.
>"Hello Mr. Anon"
>"Hello little Beth, what are you doing?"
>"Selling lemonade to raise funds for my teddy bear's surgery, Mr. Hugs," Beth said in a cute and innocent way.
>"Aww," Anon's heart warmed upon hearing the girl's motivation. "In that case, I'll buy a large glass of lemonade."
>"Thanks. In fact, I made a special glass of lemonade just for you."
>Beth gives Anon a glass. It was different since it was a blue glass instead of white.
>"That's very sweet, Beth, thank you."
>Anon happily drinks from the glass.
>"Mmm... it has a strange taste, but I don't know what it is."
>"It must be the sleeping pills I put in your cup. In fact, your cup doesn't have any lemonade in it, it's just sleeping pills."
>You just laugh at Beth's joke, but you start to feel weak, and the world begins to fade away, until you fall to the ground.
>All you can see is Beth on top of you.
>"Shh... Sleep, my sweet prince, everything's okay."
>Anon falls unconscious.

Extra:
>Beth is dragging Anon's body down the street.
>Little Tommy was watching the whole scene from across the street.
>Beth: "Tommy, if you say anything about this to anyone, I'll kill your whole family."
>Tommy goes home crying.
>Beth: "Stupid Tommy."

>>149267181
>Anon wakes up in an unfamiliar place. The first thing he notices is that it appears to be a girl's room.
>The second thing he notices is that he's naked and tied to the bed.
>"Oh my god... OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!"
>Anon screams, completely panicking.
>Beth enters the room wearing only a small pink towel. She looks like she just took a shower.
>"You woke up, sleepyhead, just in time."
>Beth climbs onto the bed, then sits on your chest.
>"BETH, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>Beth covers your mouth with her small hand while making you swallow some pills.
>"Shh... calm down, I only kidnapped you so we can make love and be a beautiful, happy family."
>"Beth, we can't..."
>You couldn't finish. You were going to decorate when Beth covered your mouth with a sock.
>"Just relax and let it take effect."
>Beth drops her towel, revealing her naked body.
>"I'll go change. I bought lingerie in my size for the occasion." She licked her lips. "You'd be surprised by the things the Japanese sell."
>Beth leaves the room.
>Your breathing is labored; you feel like you're going to have a heart attack, and the Viagra isn't helping.
>You hear a car pull up to the house, the front door open, and you hear a "Hello, Daddy," and a "Beth" (burp).
>You see a man with short blue hair and a lab coat walk down the hallway.
>You try to scream, but all you get is a moan. Luckily, the man hears you and steps back.
>Now the guy is standing in the doorway.
>"Wow!"

>>149267192
>"[groan]"
>"Were you nice to her?" the scientist asked with a raised eyebrow.
>"[groan]"
>"You know, you shouldn't go near the creepy girl or be nice to her. Have you never seen a horror movie?"
>"[groan]"
>"She decapitated her teddy bear, you know?"
>"[groan]"
>The scientist sighed. "Look, I'd set you free, but I had a rough day and I don't want to deal with Beth right now."
>"[groan]"
>"I don't care. I'm going to sleep."
>The scientist left, but came back.
>"By the way, if you escape, good for you, but if you tell anyone about this, I'll have to kill you. Good luck."
>He walked away again.
>[strangled scream]

Side note not my green but did comm art of it. Cause anon cooked with this one

>>149260284
So what is this?

I love lolis

>>149267181
>>149267192
>>149267206
Was in the thread with the original greentexts, made a differnt one myself. You're based for comming art of those ones!

>>149267070
>pessimistic AND retarded
>doubling down that he had a point to be made
wow an authentic 4chan post, I better take a picture to remember it

>>149267306
I honestly don't understand what you're getting at anon

>>149265032
They casually finished off the remains of the Galactic Federation and the Citadel this season, too. Pretty sure we're building up to some swerve.

>>149267309
why don't you tell me what your delusional "point" is yet again, since you can't understand or read

>>149267348
My point is the next episode is gonna be hollow
Now what are you getting at?

>>149267223
Eh just the easiest to do in a short format, plus was happy my green inspired others. But swore was only two green anons, myself and the other guy or maybe just assumed he made two different greens. I just did the start one about how lonely kid beth was.


Also got some more but only 1 is postable.

>>149267354
you're disillusioned by a cartoon, also pessimistic, and that Rick and Morty writers have to make a funny scifi cartoon at the end of the day so you're setting yourself up for failure considering it "hollow" that they won't spend an entire episode shitting on their parent company in just the right way to your specifications. Oh and I forgot you're retarded

>>149267181
>>149267192
>>149267206
Nice cute art btw

>judging by this situation, you seem to have turned yourself younger and thus cannot be held as liable as an adult
>you shouldn't put your uncle in a simulation
I like how all the other humans have gotten used to the shit that happens and are quite forgiving of the circumstances

>>149267397
Anon I'm laying in my bed on my phone replying to these in between youtube videos
You're taking a rick and morty thread too seriously and the opinion of a random guy on the internet as well
Chill out it's the weekend
I honestly don't know why you're taking this seriously

>>149262606
Shut up Justin, molesting your daughter always deserves pitchforks. We're using alligator alcatraz for pedos. Rick would kill you.

>>149267387
>we're at the point people idolize shad's art and try to emulate it

>>149256608 (OP)
Why do my loli threads always devolve into petty arguments bros?

>>149267426
Well, "our" Rick, anyway. I'm pretty sure Rick Prime fucked Beths all the time.

>>149267433
Deserved. He was always a visionary artist, it was tragic to see him break down, and it would appear that he's irreplaceable. Maybe someday a worthy successor will arise, but it requires a very particular combination of artistic talent, edgelord spirit, and good taste.

>>149267433
It's style did have this kind of dirtiness to this that emphasized the situations

>>149267424
you need to be 18 to post here

>>149267455
Eh
I'd rather have another jlullaby

>>149267468
Dude, chill
It isn't that serious

>>149267471
>be retarded
>get called retarded
where's that gif of the guy getting dragged into an alley while screaming "it's just a prank" when you need it

>>149267482
I honestly don't know why you're like this in a rick and morty thread of all things
Feels pretty forced to be honest

>>149267482
>>149267495
Will you faggots go fuck each other in another thread already?
I'm trying to jack it to psycho lolis over here

>>149267440
Our Rick zapped the shit out of King Jellybean for trying to molest Morty.

>>149267510
We are in agreement.

>>149267508
post about it on your blog faggot nobody cares
>>149267495
you mean like repeating the same point 3 times and not discussing the upcoming episode?

>>149267549
>you mean like repeating the same point 3 times and not discussing the upcoming episode?
Yeah, because there's nothing to discus
We all know it's gonna be shit
I don't know why you don't know that already after 12 years of watching this show

>>149267549
Fuck off, you and your boyfriend

>>149267582
take your goon sesh back to discord where you belong
>>149267578
it's a good show with episodes that range from pure cinema to pure shit. I don't love every episode but to say "it's gonna be shit" just because it won't line up with your /co/ autist understanding of WB and won't have the bite you're pathetically craving is pure retardation.

>>149266869
I was hoping I'd find this, thanks Anon.

>>149267652
>it's a good show with episodes that range from pure cinema to pure shit.
And now it's all pure shit
No need to defend a show not worth defending anymore

>>149267652
And take your highschool girl fighting back to the faggot hovel you came from

>>149267712
>wah! Mommy there's people are discussing cartoons on the cartoons board!
>>149267704
>And now it's all pure shit
doesn't mean I'm defending it just because I'm not a jaded doomer like yourself about the subject. You're attacking the show and I'm here telling you you're basing your understanding of how episodes should be on delusion. If you set yourself up for failure that's on you bro but personally this latest season has been one of the stronger ones

>>149267387
I made one that nobody responded to but I definitely did it lol

>>149267770
Which one?

>>149267768
I'm basing the episodes based upon all the ones I've watched for the past 7 seasons
You're the one still defending it

>>149267768
You're not discussing the show at all, you're still having your retarded argument with the other faggot that you keep feeding into who by the way is obviously a bot by how fast he's responding to you

>>149267768
I'll go a step further and say that, while the show has had its ups and downs, I think that criticism of it has been consistently delusionally harsh since at least season 3.

>>149266356
What are you even talking about? She's living an entirely separate life that will re-join with her main consciousness when the clone dies. And neither would have known it was the clone if Space Beth hadn't fucked it up. They would have lived entirely authentic lives. Way to be a Beth about it. He gave her a gift only God can give. She's an ungrateful retard.

>>149267809
NTA but I think the criticism has been justified after finding out that Roiland hasn't been in the writers room since season 2 and Dan has been replacing the old writers with his writing team from community

>>149267807
based on him watching the last 7 seasons in their entirety it's safe at this point to assume he's an obsessed autist
>>149267809
It reminds me of Simpsons hate which is mostly undeserved at this point, as the show has had so many different themes they try to express that it's impossible to enjoy every episode because you can't possibly have themes that appeal to every anon
>>149267854
But the characters have to evolve or the jokes get stale. If we saw S1 Rick abusing his family every episode it would stop being funny and just be kinda pathetic that they put up with him

The loli Beth thing is gonna be the next Szchechuan sauce or Pickle Rick moment that gets the fandom labeled as creepy annoying losers.

>>149267917
I mean loli beth has been here for years
It's just only now we've gotten another hit of her after so long

>>149267897
He was still abusive to the family even after season 2
Even in those two seasons he grew overtime and showed how much he grew and showed how he cared for them

>>149267854
Roiland is a hack. His writing "process" is just: whacky shit, potty humor, curse words, slurs, edgy humor, violence, more whacky shit. He's a millennial version of Chuck Wendig. His voicework was a better contribution than his "writing" skills. He's also a fucking creep that wouldn't stop inserting his piss and incest fetishes into the show. To be clear, I enjoy both of these, but there's a time and place. Once or twice is fine, but if it's at the point even normies are pointing out the glaringly obvious fetishes, it's too much. He has no self control.

>>149267951
agree, it feels like that was always meant to be his arc

>>149267968
>artists and writers shouldn't be able to express themselves and their interests through their works
Hey there, my oppressive, pro-censorship piece of shit friend.

>>149267968
That's why Dan was there to reign him in
You can say what you want about both of them being hacks but I think they're hacks when they're on their own as they don't eachother to balance things out
Roiland gave the humor and small moments that the show needed while Dan made the emotional moments and character progression that the show needed

>>149267999
Being Chris Chan levels of horny on main is cringe, not artistic expression. This is why your family is ashamed of you. It's better to keep some things to yourself.

If he really couldn't help himself he could have just written his fetishes out in AO3 fics. The issue is a lack of professionalism.

>>149267999
NTA but I think he's more talking about the feithses put onto summer
One time her saying she pissed herself is fine, two is strange but ok, three times is when a pattern starts occurring
He even said how he wanted to bang summer in the dvd commentary, and he made sure to specify summer and not the actress playing her

>>149268021
Nobody owes you professionalism. Not every piece of media made has to cater to your delicate sensibilities.
And I don't appreciate you thinking you get to dictate or police what creatives are allowed to do.
>>149268032
It's his show. Don't like it? Make your own show. And then weep when nobody watches it and you die in obscurity because you're boring and your ideas suck.

You pro-censorship babies make me sick. It's an adult cartoon. If you have a problem with it, watch something else.

>>149259509
I'm surprised they killed him so quick, I thought it was going to be a never ending hunt kinda thing

>>149268063
Anon people have been complaining about adult cartoons just going full on the sex and the violence all the time with no nuance in it
Almost every adult cartoon on adult swim has had that problem
Even anime and manga get into that realm if the author is not reeled back in by an editor
It bogs down the story and becomes boring when it's done over and over again
Roiland isn't the first but he should be an example of what not to do

>>149268070
That idea probably was floated by but then they realized they'd have to constantly keep bringing him up and making Rick be obsessed with him
I think it was a dumb idea to have him be the mid season villain though and he should have been the last thing in season 7

>>149268063
That line of thinking that it's okay to indulge the fetishes of the writers and all tard wrangling is "censoring artistic expression" is what ends up with writers in prison for taking it too far IRL and causing issues to the production... Ooooh wait that did happen, huh?

Who is in prison for a DV charge? Who got #metoo'd? Who was that? Who caused a scandal because he spent so long being indulged that he thought he was god and went and crept on a teenage girl? Who was that? It was Justin Roiland. That's why you need to tard wrangle the writers. That's why you can't indulge them. That's why putting your fetishes into the material over and over and over again is a bad thing. Goon with the door closed, not on main.

>>149268097
And yet Rick and Morty was at its most popular and considered to be its best when he was in charge.
It's almost like what you're saying doesn't line up with reality and you're just spewing bullshit from your mouth and ass at the same time to solidify your non-existent point.
>>149268127
You're equating two different things. Writing fetish material is legal and fine, the other stuff he did was not and one does not directly result in the other.

Im just checking to make sure, but we all hate dan harmon here and think he is a hack right? just want to make sure im on the right page

>>149268127
NTA but Justin isn't in prison
If anything the only thing was he said weird things to teenage girls and the domestic abuse charges got dropped as well

>>149268150
Yes
We're in agreement on that
Though I still like community

>>149268149
That's because he didn't have all his fetishes put into the show yet
As time went on we got to see the ramifications of it all

>>149268149
It does and always does directly result in the overindulged perverted retard going to jail and causing disruptions to the production process. Always. The US has had multiple cases of it and Japan has had multiple cases of it. I'm waiting on the Made in abyss guy to get caught with a gradeschool kid and die in prison.
>>149268160
Not literally in jail but he almost got locked up and they had to replace his VA roles. Causing a scandal for the network is not a good thing and isn't normal. Most people do their jobs without getting caught in a sex scandal.

>>149268232
>Made in abyss guy to get caught with a gradeschool kid and die in prison.
I mean there was that one mangaka who drew their meeting with him and made a comparision between him picking up a boy being similar to how in the manga Reg gets picked up by a guy
Probably won't die in prison
The guy made galko-chan got caught with the stuff and he was only in jail for a year and some change
Japan is pretty lax even if you get caught with the stuff

I find it funny that Roiland does even less than before and still gets paid.

>>149268298
Act-Age.
Either way my point stands, self indulgence leads to them getting the idea to mess around IRL. They need to be stamped down the minute they try to mention their fetish in the material multiple times instead of just once. Once is funny. 3 times is begging for attention to his penis.

>>149268318
>They need to be stamped down the minute they try to mention their fetish in the material multiple times instead of just once.
Well that becomes a hard case because fetishes range in so many different ways
Lord knows someone who wrote a bunch of a fart jokes probably had a fetish for it
Or anything involving feet
Or some other thing we wouldn't except people to jerk off to
Sure peeing and stuff like that is obvious and will get pointed out but there's no real way of knowing certain stuff even years after a series has ended

>>149266956
2 out 6 six episodes have been good so far, if the last 4 are bangers we can still have a solid season

>>149267435
They're just in denial. Give it a few years. Then they'll be craving for lolis.
t. Former anti-lolicon

>>149257268
I wish Justin would voice this

Would Loli Beths be friends with Morty?

>>149267433
There are a lot of things to complain about with Shad. The quality of their art was never one of them.

>>149268938
Given how they act like psychos towards everyone, probably not
Unless morty somehow can appeal to them

>>149266789
Even if they go all out and make Zaslav look like an ass it doesn't change the fact that Rick and Morty is exactly what they criticize on that "meta" episode. Its just another IP that went on too long, got tired and nobody cares about it anymore. So its like the snake eating its own tail, its just coping to pretend they're not this soulles garbage show people put on without caring about it, just like family guy and the simpsons. It has no high horse to stand in, but it pretends it does to save face.
Worst part is that it will work, and next week many people will talk about how the show "still got it". Only for everyone to stop talking about it after a week.

>>149256608 (OP)
It was a really good episode. The kind of episode that reminds me of why I liked Rick and Morty. I know Space Beth seems like a redundant character, but after watching Rick and Morty the anime Space Beth is tolerable.

Kid beths were surprisingly fun, on one hand it's fun to see beth as a kid genuine like family Stewie genuine baby jokes. On the other because this is from Rick and Morty and we know Beth was a psycho that was fun to watch her as this Pet cemetery scene where the baby kills the old man, home alone meets the Problem child (that's two Macaulay Culkin and they did a culkin family joke later on)

But ultimately probably the most cathartic moment was Brth crying/ beating up her dad. Ultimately I believe Beth no matter what choice she made in life never actually let go of that little girl inside who was angry/sad her dad left.

>>149269341
Part 2 The B-Plot

Danny Davito is a fun sport, and I like the stuff they made him say.

I'm up for a good alien girl design and she was fun. I'm kind of glad the joke wasn't Morty trying to impress her and failing and he just went along with her (for the most part) kind of sad she died. That's mostly my feelings

Can you guys post the webm of them screaming?

>>149261323
only for 2d
3dpd

>>149269379

>>149260284

>>149269444
It's gone, I can't see it

>>149260284
>https://files.catbox.moe/mln2iu.webm
I used to be able to scream like this when I was 10

>>149265125
Would you want to go down in TV history as someone who pushed for two little girls kissing on TV?

>>149269458
Do you want to be 10 again?

>>149269455
Works fine for me

>>149269466
> Would you want to go down in TV history as someone who pushed for two little girls kissing on TV?

>>149256623
Your posts mean nothing. I know what you cheer for.

>>149256623
It's pretty good. I'm famished for cartoons too.

>No Epstein reference
Boooooooooooo
Losers

>>149269611
They might do it in the next episode

>>149259412
>>149261180
>>149268825
>>149269611
Mentally ill.

>>149269632
You’re in a Rick and Morty thread
What did you expect?

>>149269632
I'm >>149269611
The showrunners are cowards

>>149269466
No, that was Dana Terrace.

>>149268938
He'd try to restrain her from torturing a dog, she'd bite his hand and scamper away, then it would be a complicated chase where he's following her rampage and using Rick gadgets to contain it and she can keep escalating because he's cleaning up after her.

>>149270015
And then he fucks them
And then it’s revealed this was all a Morty mindblower episode

>>149259165
They really don't

>>149270100
Two little girls smiling on a bed looking at an adult typically is lewd

>>149270109
You need to get a hobby, bro

>>149262534
I'd rather see a flashback episode focus on Rick and Beth's life after Diane's easement. Cause I like to assume that Beth wasn't born psychotic, that her psychopathy was a result of Diane disappeared from her life at a young age, stripping Beth from an second parental figure and since Diane absence cause Rick (everywhere) to become who he is, taking another parent away from her and that what cause her psychotic personality to develop.

This being the cause of why she was a psycho during her childhood would make better sense than her being born one cause she's Rick's daughter, as Rick didn't become the person he is now after Diane's death.

>>149270120
Lewding kids is my hobby

I haven't watched the episode, did they make the obvious "gene is a pedo" joke?

>>149270203
No.

>>149270203
No actually he was understanding of the situation and just wanted to help them
He’s actually a pretty positive guy despite having a sad life

They did not. Because he isn't.
If they had gone after Goldenfold however... maybe a different story.
That dude's got some issues. The Beths would have fucking shredded him.

>>149270109
I'm not trying to tell you what to like. Like your lolis. It doesn't affect me.

Two kids just being kids and existing is not lewd, though.

>>149270203
Yes and no. His behavior was really weird but it wasn't spelled out nor was he condemned.

>>149264635
Maybe if /co/ didn't have a open borders policy it wouldn't have ended up like this...

>>149270304
Gene is just a normal milk toast guy

>>149270262
I will enjoy my lolis how I want

>>149269458
Are you also a woman?

>>149261128
give one humongous boobs, give the other a titanic ass

>>149261128
Them as the all pic or the last frame

>>149270477
Ack this one >>149261592

>>149270178
ACK

>>149270505
I agree
A - All
C - Cute
K - Kids should be lewded

>>149270203
Gene's not a pedo, he's a divorcee. Why do you think he's a pedo?

>>149259421
>I do have questions like how does de-aging work.
Space Beth specifically says that her de-aging machine is so advanced that it's indistinguishable from magic, specifically so people wouldn't ask questions on how it works.

>>149270598
Is he actually divorced? He said that wasn't exactly true

>>149256660
god rick is so fucking lucky

>>149259117
As someone that was dreading another Beth episode, Beth being cute and funny psycho child made her tolerable

>>149271826
It means legally he's still married but his wife is out of the picture and probably hasn't served him divorce papers yet

>>149270178
>homekotoba desu

>>149272105
i hope it also put the space beth-beth conflicts with rick to rest

>>149261296
How the fuck are you supposed to respond in this situation?
One wrong move and you're castrated.

>>149273327
You just gotta grab her stabbing hand fast enough or redirect the stab

>>149269632
Is it any suprise Rick is a cuck to Jews, especially since Harmon's a Kvetchite too? Rick like Harmon is fine dissing every other religion/group but as soon as the Treacherous Talmudist Tribe get brought up in an episode, he cucks out like every other run of the mill shabbos goylem.

>>149272167
He's living in their suburban home by himself instead of with his parents or crack row like divorced Jerry, too. She ran away with somebody.

Rick is hot and I want to fuck him.

>This episode made me remember a moment when I was ten.
>2006.
>I'm at the park on the swings when a wild fox comes up to me.
>It smells my sandwich.
>I split half and give it to it.
>It sits next to me and eats, I get off and sit next to it.
It's been nineteen years. That fox is probably long dead.

>>149274651
cute. i wish foxes made nice pets

I hope I have a daughter or daughters one day bros :)
A beautiful wife also