Thread 149256772

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>>149256772 (OP)
they're trans and bisexual btw :)

>>149256815
In your head.
In my head they're both racists.

>>149256772 (OP)
I wish I grew big and tall. Being a short twig sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before.

>>149256772 (OP)
Okay, sex when?

>>149256772 (OP)
Tfw when you grew bigger but not that much taller

>>149256904
>Had a growth spurt as a kid which left me with tons of stretch marks on my back.
>Thought I was going to be over 6ft.
>Stopped at 5'8".
God has a sick sense of humor.

I grew tall and big it did nothing for me

>>149256958
When I was two, a pediatrician told my parents I'd be 6'10". I stalled out around 6'3"...
Also, when I was born, a nurse looked at my penis and told my Dad I was going to "make someone very happy" and that weirded him out a little

>>149256904
>below 6'
>same height as my grandfather, a few of my uncles, my cousins, etc.
>Grandfather was 6'3
>Share a lot of traits with him, said i look sort of like him

Why couldn't i get that height though?

>>149257092
*Great grandfather i mean

>>149256958
5'8 is pretty tall
But being short also doesn't matter as long as you take care of your skin and hair to make yourself handsome and nice!
Truth is most girls are like gnome height so unless youre awfully tiny anythig is "tall" for em

>>149256815
Charles is dead btw :)

>>149257119
5'8 is well below average. There is nothing wrong with being short, but don't be delusional

>>149256772 (OP)
80% of people I knew in high school got taller and fatter because everyone was always drinking Arizona's, sodas, and energy drinks. I know one guy who was in shape and I think that's only because he joined the military instead of going to college.

>>149257119
5'8" was below average 20 years ago. Nowadays it's practically midget tier. Have you seen how fucking tall zoomers are? I don't know what they've been eating, but it's helping them.

>>149256772 (OP)
notice how part of the fantasy involves the boy looking past her.

>>149256772 (OP)
average romance manhwa couple

>>149257129
They really said: https://youtu.be/t9o05Tt1xqo

>>149257056
I'm 6'5. My mom is a compulsive liar that constantly makes shit up to whine about white people so take this with a grain of salt, but she said that after I was born, a nurse said my penis was big, but the black babies are usually like that. I'm 7 or 8 inches depending on whether or not you consider pressing the ruler down to be cheating, but I have partial numbness and borderline ED likely due to my botched circumcision.

>>149257056
>6'3" and had a monster dick as a baby.
Some guys get all the luck.

>>149256974
This
manlets need to stop stressing, being 6'2" never got me laid and being 5'8" didn't stop my brother from stacking triple digit bodies

>>149257513
Sometimes it ain't about the women anon. It's about wanting to be the guy that can reach the top shelf for people at the grocer store. There is nothing more defeating than having an old lady ask you for something off a shelf and not being able to reach it yourself.

>>149256772 (OP)
They should hold hands

>>149257437
>borderline ED
What's that

>>149257119
>5’8
>pretty tall
Anon, I’m 5’8 too, I have been for years and I’ve long given up hope on any additional growth spurts. You have to stop living a lie.

>>149257663
>What's that
Brace yourself.

>>149256772 (OP)
Why don't women get natural muscles it's unfair :(

>>149257437
>she said that after I was born, a nurse said my penis was big, but the black babies are usually like that
Is that true or is this guy just shitposting

>>149257119
>5'8 is pretty tall
It is not, Pablo.

>>149256877
kek

>>149256856
If your short, embrace dwarfmaxxing

>>149256815
Based!

>>149257663
Erectile dysfunction. I can get hard from thoughts, but I'm not very sensitive to physical stimulation so it's harder for me to maintain getting hard. Not like it matters anyway when I'm not getting play.
>Is that true or is this guy just shitposting
It's a thirdhand statement.

>>149258123
You got butchered dude
Only in muttmerica

Circumcision should be illegal and your parents prosecuted/liable

For some reason I thought ED was eating disorder and spaced out but no this is much worse

>>149257119
5'10" is average. I should know.

>>149258368
Preaching to the choir.

>>149257119
im 6 ft tall and it's done nothing for me other than I fit poorly into my car
of all things to be ashamed of I really wish people would get over being a shortass.

>>149257092
>everyone in my family tells me I look like my uncle who died around my age in a car crash in the 1980s

Goku is 5'8 btw

>>149257220
the microplastics are enhancing our bones

>>149256958
You probably got a bit of an ego and started bragging about being taller than the rest of the boys or whatever, karma is justice lil man

>>149258769
It's your turn now

>>149258793
And an Alien, much Like Clark.

>>149257092
>mother and father have flowy hair
>dad is 5 foot 9 and mom is a bit tall for a woman at 5 foot 7
>I end up being 5 foot 11 but somehow get the giant curly afro hair genetics
>out of my three brothers 2 get flowly hair too and one ends up with the afro hair like me
You win some, you lose some, now I have to shower every single day with conditioner and apply hair oil to get the same flowy hair my 2 brothers get for god damn free >:(

>>149259403
You were robbed and should take up arms against the universe.

I thought height was a meme until I got to college. I'm 184(dunno how much that is in freedom units, I think like 6 foot or something) and my buddy is a head shorter; he may as well be invisible when we're together.
I feel for you shortbros.

>>149257119
i reckon from how you type that you're probably a femanon. its pretty rough to see so many people whine that they're not tall enough to find a woman's love while literally being told by a woman that it doesn't matter. deeper issues to resolve there.

>another normalfaggot blog thread

we have other boards for this you know

>>149256815
Cute

I like being short. People probably think I'm younger than I am.

>>149258064
I remember this doujin...
Kaettekita Yuu-kun

>>149260615
Ya, there's some non-shallow people out there who say nice things. What group of people do we currently have issues with having unrealistic standards and acting like unchained bonobos who can't pairbond?

>>149257129
>"based transphobe"
>look inside
>uneducated indian

>>149256772 (OP)
reverse the sex and me a head shorter and you have something I can relate to
not this normal faggotry trash

>>149258793
the fact this triggers so many presumed men means they are still children

He's right you know.

>>149262253
alcohol is literally how anxious retards cope with reality
if not alcohol than some other fucking drug

>>149261688
The ending was cute I skipped the gratuitous sex scenes though

>>149257687
They're "supposed" to be using the spared energy to grow babies.

>>149261688
Kid turned into an untraumatized Guts while she wasn't looking, kek

>>149256815
That's heckin' wholesome and valid.

>>149256958
>Be 5'7
>Younger brother is 6'
>Youngest brother is still in high school and he's a few centimeters taller than me

I'm 5'7 but I don't feel particularly short because alot of people around me are around my height as well, men and women, young and old
Also it doesn't feel that bad for me seeing most taller people because most of them also seem to be really really fat for some reason, and I'd much rather be my height now and relatively fit (like I am now) then a big fat fuck

>>149258793
I thought he was 5'10"
Though it's not like it matters when only his kids are close to his height, everyone else is a five nothing manlet or greater than seven feet around him

>>149261574
Pipe down, boy
The adults are talking

>>149262569
Jump more. Doing shitloads of stiff legged jumps (100+ a day) you cause micro fractures that give you height when theyre repaired

>>149257056
That nurse almost certainly raped you the first chance she got. Diana Watkins

>>149257595
Just go full based dwarf and embrace gadgets and tools

>>149256958
>erupt in height when I was little, leading to terrible knee problems that last to this day
>end up 5'9"
I feel you brother, this is fucked up.

>>149262253
your beer isnt cold enough or you don't have the apetite worked up.

Bamp

>>149262748
I do a lot of boxing and squats. I am content with the fact that I can't reach high shelves.

>>149256877
I like this

>>149256958
>>149257092
>>149257119
Being short sucks (5’6 for me) but you just learn to deal with it. It’s pretty gay to keep wishing you were 6ft

>>149256772 (OP)
>>149256889
now

>>149257595
> There is nothing more defeating than having an old lady ask you for something off a shelf and not being able to reach it yourself.

>>149263991
:3c

>>149260615
>while literally being told by a woman that it doesn't matter
Watch what a female does, never listen to what a female says.
It will save your life

>>149256877
I can't tell if the girl has big boobs, or big shoulders (or maybe a dress with the poofy big shoulders.)

>>149262569
>Be 6'3
>Younger brother is 6'8

>>149262569
I read somewhere that’s actually exceedingly common amongst brothers. They say it’s cause of nutrition, your first son you don’t know how to feed babies yet and make mistakes, and nutrition as a baby impacts your growth the rest of your life

Why xhe mean by this

>>149264742
Don't you have some cards to redeem?

>>149264774
Jestem kurwa polakiem ty jebany troonie

>>149260615
Women are well documented to say one thing and mean another

>>149257119
Problem is, depending on where you live, the average hieght of women is getting taller fast, so 5'8 women will probably be the norm in another decade or so, manlets will really be fucked then.

>>149257220
Seriously. Im 30 and 5'6. My cousin is 22, not even decade younger so we're technically part of the same generation, and he's literally 6'2. Wtf man...

>>149264787
Manlets of the future will develop a taste for tall girls to survive.

>>149257119
>Women are short so it doesnt matter if you are too
This mentality has never failed to piss me off due to how wrong it is
Men dont get compared to women, they get compared to other MEN
A short woman will take one look at you and instinctually write you off as undesirable because shes been fucked by like a dozen 6'2 guys and will never settle for less again
Short guys are simply damned, t.5'6

>>149263991
>condom
cringe

>>149263991
This is what I was waiting for.

>>149264907
99% of manlets would be fine with dating a tall girl. The problem is that 99.9% of tall girls would rather die than date a manlet.

>>149264684
they're supposed to be big boobs, i draw boobs like those artists on twatter

This thread is full of 6 foot guys and your complaining on a cartoon washing machine board. Go spread your genes and you can't say you're too Autistic because we need more train conductors. Go forth anons and BREED

>>149264923
This.

>>149258741
I’m 6 ft 2 inches and my height doesn’t do anything. I’m still ugly, way too hairy and a social autist and people on my dorm floor called me Bigfoot and an orangutan because of it. Being tall is a factor of social acceptance, but not the sole factor.

>>149262253
>I don't like X
>alot of other people like X
>All those other people must just be in some grand conspiracy to pretend X is good because my opinion is actually correct and everyone else is wrong and nobody could ever actually like X
this is actual autist behaviour btw

>>149257595
>There is nothing more defeating than having an old lady ask you for something off a shelf and not being able to reach it yourself.
I strongly disagree. Try being 6'3 and not being physically strong enough to help someone lift something heavy. Or not even strong enough to open a fucking jar for your GF. That shit is soul-crushing and you can't even blame random genetic chance on it.

>>149264742
>look up account on xcancel
>it's the trans teen who posted the bridge she jumped from before doing it
Oh. Y'know, this person might have some abrasive, genuinely bigoted politics (seriously, saying "LET'S GO!!!" about any genocide, real or hypothetical, is abhorrent), but I'd still never gloat about anyone taking their own life. Ever.

>>149268414
>Try being 6'3 and not being physically strong enough to help someone lift something heavy. Or not even strong enough to open a fucking jar for your GF. That shit is soul-crushing and you can't even blame random genetic chance on it.
Lmao. Go to the gym, loser.

>>149264907
Well i did, i liked em before i knew i was short honestly, especially if they're both tall and skinny

>>149268263
This is true however. Everyone is conspiring behind my back to be retarded and have wrong opinions.

>>149262569
>22
>be 6'0
>13 year old brother is 6'5
Lol I'm gonna kms

>>149269071
>13 year old brother is 6'5
What the fuck were you feeding him?

I wish you fucking faggots would realize threads like these are bait, preying on your insecurities, hurting your self-esteem for vile reasons. Don't let the trolls win.

>>149269234
Zoomers/alphoomers are incredibly tall on average. I suspect it has something to do with microplastics causing hormonal disruptions.

>>149256958
I shot up to like 6'4 and got a series of stretch marks up my back. I call them my gills cuz they make me look like a salamander

>>149257119
>5'8 is pretty tall
I'm 5'11 and I've still had bitches call me short

>>149256958
>>149257513
>>149263162
>>149269071
>>>/r9k/

>>149269234
Telephone poles.

>>149268798
Unfortunately I have Bo Burnham'd myself.
>I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body
>But I'm self-conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym

>>149269273
Or in a more succinct way:

>>149259132
As if the shoe isn't just the same on the other foot.

>>149256856
Agreed.
>>149258085
Agreed.

>>149257220
increased oestrogen causes their bones to fuse later, which means they grow taller.

>>149258368
why are euros so obsessed with foreskins? it's all they ever talk about

>>149257119
>But being short also doesn't matter

>>149263179
beer being drank ice cold is to hide the taste, for the record.

>>149268414
>>149270588
Just work out at home and you'll easily build enough muscle to at least be toned and stronger. You can fix being weak. You can't fix being short.

>>149272945
nothing make women laugh harder then seeing as short man building muscle.

>>149272997
>nothing make women laugh harder then seeing as short man building muscle.
Yeah, NOTHING can fix being short.

>>149272366
Shut up roastie, it literally isn't
Where's my government mandated femcel goddammit

>>149262159
Zamn, even indians shit on trannies...
>inb4. B-but
Post trannies not having a 20% suicide rate.