Husbando thred

>It's another self-insert thread

>>149256773 (OP)
What is wrong with this person?

>literal manchild
>scam artist
>mean asshole
>has a linkara/nostalgia critic type Youtube channel
>fat, hairy, ugly bastard who cannot do basic grooming hygiene or find clothes that fit him
What causes an attraction to Bubble Bass? Legitimately what redeeming or attractive qualities does he have?

is she really a fatfag or it's just an inside joke

>>149257081
>What causes an attraction to Bubble Bass?
There's none.

>>149257081
Believe it or not some women are attracted to fat bastards, they are pretty rare though

>>149257195
>Believe it or not some women (male) are attracted to fat bastards
FIFY

>>149257207
>freaky women don't exist
>if a woman has a kink, it's actually a dude on HRT

>>149257218
"male obesity" isn't a kink.

>>149257081
The people with dedicated waifu/husbando accounts are desperate for a personality. They go for obscure uggos to feel extra special.

It’s more about finding community with other outsiders.

Tired of this bubble bass slander
Name another non main cast member you know the name of besides him

>>149257231
Anything can be a kink if you're depraved enough

>>149257244
Larry the Lobster.

>>149257251
Except not really. There's kinks and there's attention whores pretending to have outlandish kinks just to look quirky. Fat fucks belong to the latter.

>>149257275
>Fifty Shades of Grey was a best-selling book among women (and guys looking for a laugh)
>but a fat dude is beyond any level of sincere kinkiness
I doubt you've even talked to your mother.

>>149257399
>ur mom
Hit a nerve didn't I, fatso? So thin skinned for such a big boy.

>>149257218
No real woman is attracted to that disgusting neckbeard tranny

>>149257241
Shut up retard, I have an account centered around my wife because I love her. Other people may just be jumping on the waifu/husbando/yume bandwagon but some of us are real and actually love our s/o.

>>149257399
>Fifty Shades. A book where a muscular billionaire chad wants the delicate female self-insert.

>>149257081
I can fix him

>>149257399
All women's fetish is the cause of men.
Like chokeing.

>>149257432
>Hit a nerve didn't I
No, I just find your schema of women's sexuality to be so outlandish that I unironically believe that it was born of isolation from the opposite sex. It's the male equivalent of women on Twitter seeing that wheelchair-girl anime and thinking men who like it only want a rape victim who can't run away.
>>149257456
>that disgusting neckbeard tranny
Who? Aren't we talking about some autistic girl on Twitter who loves Bubble Bass?
>>149257477
With copious amounts of bondage and roleplay, yes. The point is that chicks can be just as freaky as dudes.

>>149257244
larry the lobster, karen, dirty bubble, mermaid man and barnacle boy, manray, pearl, princess mindy, king neptune, king triton, rocky the rock, doodlebob, squilliam fancyson, mrs puff

>>149257081
He's fictional, so of course she can make up scenarios and pretend that he's secretly nice and loving. If he was real he wouldn't give a shit about her at all.
Take Zim for example, he is a murderous psychopath who hates humans, but women like to think there's more to him.

>>149257551
>girl
next this guy is going to insist that real women want to fuck carrozza

>>149257551
>It's the male equivalent of women on Twitter seeing that wheelchair-girl anime and thinking men who like it only want a rape victim who can't run away.
This one is just a meme.

>>149257665
I legit don't even know what you're trying to say. That because I called her a "girl" she's not grown up enough yet to be into overweight, sideburned pedophiles? Or is this part of the "women (male)" train of thought?
>>149257684
Is it? I've seen people of both sexes say some pretty heinous things about the other with their full chest...

>>149257244
NEXT UP: DON THE WHALE.