Over the Hedge has avril lavigne as a teenage possum watching a turtle stick a cork up a skunk's ass and I think that says a lot about society today

>>149257095 (OP)
Only the Turtle, the Squirrel and the Raccoon are in the original comics, the movie created the rest

>>149257226
There was comics?

>>149257095 (OP)
I wanna stick my cork up Stella's ass

>>149257095 (OP)
Speaking of corks in skunks' asses, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5Di2g4Qh4

>>149257095 (OP)
But was it the real Avril Lavigne though?

>>149258395
Kind of, the Monarch program certainly has a way of changing the celebrities put into it, even if it's not obvious to their fanbase.

>>149257793
A surprising majority of DreamWorks's films are adaptations, Over the Hedge included. They even reference the comic strip in the end credits.

>>149257095 (OP)
no one in the early 2000s gave a fuck

>>149257095 (OP)
.

the skunk and possum were so hot, especially the fucking possum GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REIFHODFNHOSIDIFGHJN I'm ripping my dick off fapping to her so hard

>>149257095 (OP)
Skunk spray doesn't come out of the ass. It comes from glands. GLANDS.

>>149259952
Use lotion next time, it'll help.

>>149259952
Yeah I think the skunk is what got me into skunk girls

>>149259965
oh so there's two of them

Does anyone actually read the comics? I get them on my Edge feed all the time. The art style's scratchy but cute.

>>149260530
I want to draw like this

>>149257095 (OP)
Over the Hedge was released 19 years ago

for it to say something about society today would be like expecting revelations on 2006 society from the Puppeton Movie or to be able to predict the events of 2044 from the plot of The Bad Guys 2

>>149260811
>karen
>incel
>bear

>>149261014
do you think that was saying something about today or simply observing what was already visible then

>>149257095 (OP)
Asster blaster

>>149257095 (OP)
>about society today
OP, 2006 was 37 years ago.

>>149258413
>the Monarch program
Is this something I should know about or just schizo shit?

>>149257095 (OP)
i'll take 20

possums are cute :)

>>149262241
It's schizo shit you should definitely know about. Ask /x/.
Hint: did you know Sabrina Carpenter isn't a natural blonde?

>>149261014
>From there to here
>From here to there
>All black and brown and covered in hair

>>149257095 (OP)
I still can't believe they made a movie out of this comic strip.

>>149261014
>incel
What?

>>149257793
My reaction to there being a movie first time I saw a commercial for it. I used to read the comics a lot so I was familiar with the strip already.

>>149263920
Hold up, this was a comic?

>>149260530
I read this in their movie voices

>>149263933
Yeah, it started in the 90s.

>>149260403
Hhhot.

Cool

>>149263926
Whether that balding fatman who loves torturing small animals is left wing or right wing he's an incel either way

The video game adaptation was dope. Should be the standard of how it is done.

So did she deserve to lose her hair and go to jail?

>>149265173
>he's an incel either way
I still don't see the connection

>>149265270
The only people worse than Lawyers are representatives of a Home Owner Association. She also signed off on contraband to be installed on her property KNOWING it was illegal.

>>149265173
He's just a guy who has a passion for his job, if he was an incel he would hated his job and complained about his life. That dude seems pretty comptent

>>149265173
You're retarded

>>149263944
>>149263949
>they know

>>149265325
so he's volcel then

>>149266751
More accurate. He is too invested in the craft, after all, he is THE Verminator.

>>149265173
>implying he doesn't rape the animals he catches

>>149266673
the funny thing is that both of these shows
>>149259965
>>149257095 (OP)
contributed to me growing up to be a furry

>>149267437
just be glad you don't have a containment board like the show that turned me into a furry

>>149257095 (OP)
It explains a lot about him, certainly.

>>149267416
>Don't worry Maa'm, these animals will be disposed of cleanly and humanely
>NO, not humanely. As inhumanely as possible!

>>149267437
>contributed to me growing up to be a furry

>>149267437
It was Hammy, wasn't it? It's ok anon you're in good company

>>149267601
>w-what do you mean you only jacked off to me ironically?

>>149267710
Hammy would just drink an energy drink and rape you if you said that. Probably record it too.

>>149266751
>volcel
That's not a real word. The real word is "celibate". Volcel is fucking redundant.

>>149267757
Hammy has some real bottom energy

>>149267757

>>149257095 (OP)
>teenage possum
>turtle
>skunk
So OtH is Pogo for adults?

>>149267794
Celibate is someone who avoids sex and marriage for religious reasons
Also we don't know if that guy is married or not

>>149268367
him not wearing a ring isn't even evidence that he's single because many blue collar employees don't wear jewelry while on the job, unless there's a specific line of dialogue that implies he's single for all we know this guy has a loving wife and kids

>>149268367
Not necessarily for religious reasons. It refers to abstinence (aka voluntary action/inaction) from marriage or sex.
>Also we don't know if that guy is married or not
I wasn't arguing about that character specifically, just ranting in general

I wonder how this movie manages to look good despite being almost 20 years old.

>>149259965
The glands are in the anus

>>149268434
i forgot how cool this fag's outfit was

>>149266751
>>149267794
We don't know anything his sex life either, you are just asuming shit based on the way he looks

>>149269443
Shrek is much older and it still looks good too

>>149269538
Get one for yourself then

>You know, RJ, just for the record, you told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear? We would've given it to you
>Really?
>Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other
>I've never had anything like that.
>I know. But believe me, this... this is the gateway to the good life
>Really wish you would've told me that sooner
>Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. So, what do you say? You wanna be a part of it?

>>149270253
I like how Verne uses the slogan of the suburbia

>>149260403
KEK

>>149270284
To be fair some humans do sound like billboard advertisements

>>149258380

INFLATION?!

>>149269443
The humans look really plastic and jerky. Almost on par with the ones from the first Toy Story.

I consider Dwayne to be the exception considering his design is more polished than Gladys.

>>149263677
Corks? Turtles? Possums? Skunks?

...twink raccoons? Daddy exterminators?

>>149267580
Oth did for me too but i rolled asexual as well so i dont crave any animal ass or tits

>>149259965
...which are housed in an anus-like orifice that can still be plugged up.

>>149257095 (OP)
Dreamworks reviving overrated blue faggot redditor meme movie and making httyd slop for mindless drones instead of bring back goated over the hedge will not be tolerated

Love how they reused Vincent's model in Bee Movie

>>149272607
>(Barry to Vanessa in the next scene) "Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that"
Good joke

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSVpAzaFCjU&pp=ygUVRmFtaWx5IG9mIG1lIGV4dGVuZGVk

Goated

>>149257095 (OP)
>>irl they'd all have passed away now except maybe verne and hammy but vernes va died

Feels real bad bros

I like verminator x shaw open season they should fuck

>>149260530
No but I could cll you sugartit?

>>149273619
damn RIP the turtle

Goats are cool.

>>149274575
I know right imagine a big group sex attack of all the undertale goats and all the hedge animals

>>149257095 (OP)
>today
Over the Hedge was 19 years ago, nigga.

>>149275063
Who would be trans or gay if it was made today? Discuss and debate.

>>149260811
Or seeing our society now do things that were just jokes in 2000AD?

Littlest Pet Shop tricked a younger me into thinking the smells come from the tail.

>>149257095 (OP)
>Bruce Willis
>Avril Lavigne
>William Shatner
>Steve Carell
>Nick Nolte...
This film was PACKED.

>>149275846
what is that bitch ass yellow Paddington looking at

>>149275846
>Oh, sorry about that! That burrito I had for lunch, y'know?

>>149267808

I would watch them fuck

>>149277338
Who tops?

>"So I was on my way down here to kill you..."
Love how he says it in a casual way

>>149276719
>yellow
That is purple, anon.

>not a furry
>hate braps
>always liked skunk girl characters
Maybe it has something to do with it being a girl whose special ability is her ass?

>>149278370
Skunk girls are usually snarky. Maybe you like that?

>>149271848
Tell me about the squirrel. Why does he yearn for inflation?

>>149279280
It's kind of tangential to that,
>feminine
>enthusiastic
>agentic
>striking colors
>complex relationship with defense, like a princess sharpshooter

i think the over the hedge video games were pretty gud