https://youtu.be/FZwmI0u8Qk8
https://youtu.be/2xRJrfWXNjc

>>149257306 (OP)
Sure, I'd watch it.

Why do all fat middle aged men feel compelled to wear polo shirts? They look awful and feel uncomfortable. They make short sleeve button ups, you don't look any less dignified.

>>149257556
It's a lazy way to accentuate the biceps so people will notice they still work out. Just ignore the bubble gut from lack of endurance training and twiggy legs from refusing of any sort of squat, split, standing for more than 10 minutes, etc.

>>149257672
I don't think biceps are enough of a tradeoff for showing off your moobs for the world to see.

>what if kids media... but mundane?

>>149257306 (OP)
SNL did this joke like fifteen years ago, dingus

>>149257556
The one thing that actually kills me is tucking your polo shirt in. Polo shirts aren't meant to be tucked in. They're casual shirts, they're supposed to be left untucked. They even have a longer hem in the back to cover your ass and prevent exposure back there, SPECIFICALLY because they're meant to be worn untucked. Why do so many guys tuck them in?

>>149257306 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdBPpg0DdrI&pp=ygUqdGVlbmFnZSBtdXRhbnQgbmluamEgdHVydGxlcyByb2JvdCBjaGlja2Vu

>>149258127
How is Splinter still alive?

>>149258127
https://youtu.be/OeOni98WEgk

>>149257929
Boomer here: People were making "middle aged" mutant turtles about a year into Turtlemania

bump

>>149257306 (OP)
Head a lump on my forehead a while back that turned out to just be a benign cyst, so I relate with Donnie here.

>>149259098
https://youtu.be/taaFW8TGEzI

>Leo become sensei and leads a police force
>Raph is a bar owner and marry a humanoid coyote.
>Donnie become a magnate.
>Mikey become a famous artist and open an orphanage.
Archie future ninja turtles is best.

>>149257556
>Why do all fat middle aged men feel compelled to wear polo shirts?
Only if you're white or at/above upper middle class.

I get that the SNL audience tends to be older, but even 35 year olds are unlikely to be that familiar with the 80's TMNT by now. That show was off the air by 96 and never got much in the way of reruns.

>>149261571
>Leo become sensei and leads a police force
But does he have a cute Native wife?

>>149257977
When they look at themselves in the mirror they realize how far out the bottom of the shirt is from their pants, feel self conscious, and tuck it in and suck in their gut

>>149261637
their waistline, I mean
basically if they lift up both arms, the shirt'll raise over their stomachs

>>149261622
No, this is Mirage Leo.

>>149261615
Pfft are you kidding me? The turtles 90’s movies are big and many an older sibling or parent or cousin shows them to younger kids. 2003 turtles happens and they were huge, 2010’s turtles happens and they were huge. Rise happened, I’m not saying it sucker but it wasn’t as popular as the last 3. The mutant mayhem movie happened and people liked it. It’s harder to find a time after the 80’s period where people didn’t know about the turtles.

>>149261837
I'm not talking about the TMNT in general, but the 80's iteration in particular. There was a whole couple decades where the show was never on the air after it ended and not in reruns or streaming. When it's original run ended, it never got put on any other network or syndication in reruns
Yeah you'd vaguely know of them from pop culture osmosis, but I doubt many people under 35 have seen a whole episode. Later generations all have their own turtles.
It feels like it was made by older people who forget there were turtles after the original show, which I guess is par for how out of touch SNL can be.

>>149257977
Looks nice to meet.

>>149257672
>twiggy legs from refusing of any sort of squat, split, standing for more than 10 minutes, etc.
I'm learning from experience that unfortunately old unhealed knee injuries make the heavy loading required to build big gams untenable. If sucks, I want to squat and deadlift but I also want to be able to walk in 30 years.

>>149259098
You're fucking turtles!

>>149257306 (OP)
Kys

Die

Perish

>>149257977
I don't tuck mine in but I had to in high school for the dress code so maybe it's just a lingering habit.

>>149257977
Probably a work habit for a lot of people. Almost every job that requires you to wear a polo also requires it to be tucked in. Have you ever worked? I'm assuming not.

>>149260852

>>149264966

SNL is second only to The Simpsons for how long it's been an unfunny obligation of a show.

>>149263914
>>149263937
>>149263969
Thanks for the bumps

>>149257929
Looks like someone cowabunga'd himself

>>149263639
*points at April*

No, SHE'S fucking turtles.

>>149265122
The last funny thing they did was Anatominals. God, that coyote chick...UNF!

>>149257556
Cause your fat gut will put stress on the buttons especially if you do a lot of sitting and twisting like getting in and out of vehicles.

>>149265899
She wasn't in this. >>149261401

>>149261571
Why were future Don and Raph used so much in the Archie comics but not Future Leo and Mikey?

>>149263488
Try Bulgarian splits with a 10 or 20lbs dumbbell with high reps. I found that it does a way better job targeting more muscle groups without putting a bunch of weight on your knees and spine. You just need a cushioned chair or bench to rest your other foot on.

>>149265364
Gtfo

>>149266013
Because they were the most based, of course.

>>149266886
Pic unrelated

>>149267270