What do you think of Ember?

I think there's no divorcing her from you-know-who any more. So in a way, he got what he wanted.

literal demon

I think she was probably a big Kiss fan when she was alive.

>>149258776
Probably if you’re terminally online. But the average teen or young adult probably doesn’t know about that incident.

>>149258814
then they know even less about the cartoon

>>149258814
Yeah, but OP asked what I think, not an average normie outside of /co/.

>>149258776
>you-know-who
Who? Go on, say his name! It's not like he's gonna come back from hell and take away your asshole (which is an inherently male part somehow)

>>149258739 (OP)
>song about a chick commiting an arson-suicide after she put out and the guy dropped her
Pretty hardcore

>>149258814
the average teen and young adult doesn’t know who the fuck ember is

>>149258739 (OP)
If she haunted me and touched my dick from time to time I'd chant her name

>>149258864
But what if it does? I don't want to find myself facing down a dozen 10ft emo ghosts with shotguns and no buttholes.

thick slice of ham

>>149258781
Semon demon?

>>149258776
I remember her name

Andrew’s lucky. His waifu will forever be associated with him while I’m stuck here sulking. Is suicide the only way to truly prove your love for your wife ?

>>149260992
Who's your waifu?

>>149258739 (OP)
Spectra is better.

>>149260996
Hazel from A New Wish. You can’t imagine the pain I feel when I see her being shipped with dev (or anyone really) or her being shit talked/lusted over. At first it was annoying but now I breakdown into sobs. It hurts so much, I just want to be with Hazel.

>>149261054
Anon, I say this with all the love I can muster. Seek help. Killing yourself isn't the answer. Hazel isn't real but if she was she'd want you to live and be happy. The best way you can ''be with her'' is to carry her in your heart.

What is the correlation of nicktoon cartoons, breeding mentally unstable incels?

>>149261074
Thank you for your concern ! But it would actually be killing two birds with one stone. You see, I believe there is a chance (no matter how small) that Hazel IS real. You know reality shifting ? yeah something like that, but forced.And if I do my suicide method correctly (decapitation) on cam, I’ll be famous too !!!! Everyone will associate me with Hazel. Even if Hazel isn’t real, I still can’t live any longer without her.

>>149261194
Anon, please don't do that! Its not gonna end well for you!

>>149258739 (OP)
I think she's hot

>>149262091
same, i wish god gave me butthole and breasts back.

>>149258739 (OP)
No ass

>>149262394
thats not what all the porn i've seen says

>>149262406
The porn i've seen also says she braps alot.

>>149258739 (OP)
She is hot

>>149261054
Hazel from A New Wish? Fucking seriously? Out of any of Butch's productions?

>>149258814
Danny Phantom ended 18 years ago. The average teen or young adult doesn't know what this show is. Only terminally online people still care about this show.

>>149263039
that or gooners
you HAVE seen desiree's hips right?

>>149258739 (OP)
Fun for her debut episode but nothing else. Only remembered because gooners, true crime fags, and fanfic writers who like to pretend DP was darker than it really was still talk about her.

>>149261054
I'm this divorced from reality with Team Rwby. I hope when I die I get isekai'd to Remnant. Everynight I stare at the ceiling wondering if there's anything after this or it just clicks to black. Everynight I'm tortured by the most unavoidable fright.

On the bright side, I'm agnostic so I'm still hopeful about an afterlife, and I'm handsome albeit short so if I did meet Team RWBY there's a chance I could spit mad game and marry them. I'll take those odds.

>>149262716
She’s the cutest and best fop girl. I wanna smother her in love and kisses.

>>149258739 (OP)
She makes me want to kill three of my coworkers before blasting my brains out.