Why was she so cute, bros?

also the captcha was nearly “TH0TTY” which would've been fitting

>>149259023 (OP)
Hag midgets are not hot.

>>149259023 (OP)
She looked really out of place, like a Tiny Toons character.

>>149259023 (OP)
Kill yourself pedophile

>>149259234
She's 30 with an age syndrome, she's basically just Gary Coleman but female

>>149259023 (OP)
Her redesign was peak

149259234
That's a grown woman you stupid fuck. Treating her like a child would be going against the point of the episode too, so you're a doubly stupid nigger.

>>149259303
I like that design too, although I wish there was more art of TAS Mary

was bored so I decided to make this

>>149259023 (OP)
>CLICKCLICKCLICK

>>149259854
That's adorable!

>>149259303
I want to help her feel content enough to stay on the straight and narrow, make her feel like a woman and not like a sad little girl

>>149260247
Thanks, just found a template online and decided to put pictured I like of her in it

>>149260386
I should try doing that myself sometime

>>149259023 (OP)
Because you’re a pedo.

>>149260399
https://imgur.com/do-her-template-ppf819P
here's the one I used

>>149260474
Thanks anon!

>>149259023 (OP)
What do you call this archetype? Baby-Doll, Darla Dimple, Suzy from Phineas & Ferb...

>>149259854
>Have this up at work
>"Aw, is that your daughter?"
>"No, that's my wife"
>Anon is fired, comes home early
>Dahl is sitting at the kitchen table, illuminated by a single dim light, sitting in a custom fitted chair, sipping from a mug
>"It happened again, didn't it?"
>Anon nods pathetically

>>149260589
I can't believe they don't know of famous actor Mary Louise Dahl!

>>149260666
Well Satan, even a guy that knew who she was couldn't remember her at first.

>>149259023 (OP)
>>149259201
>>149259303
Kiteman design looks way better.

I like the episode with her and Killer Croc, nobody talks about it

>>149260589
Can't wait to have a picture with her me and our taller than average daughter who takes after md.

>>149260766
because it's bad and the only good part of it is her working at the motel with her new design

>>149259201
what if they have giant magoobas?

>>149261219
That is way too much alcohol for her tiny liver

>>149261067
It's good when not compared to how good the animated series is as a whole and more analyzing it as it's own thing

>>149261219
FFFFFHHHNNNNGGGG
NEED

>>149260589
Your greentext falls apart hard because your manager/supervisor would be a retard to fire you at all.

You would literally bringing home millions to Dahl and yourself. If you can prove they terminated you (only) because your wife having a genetic disability and putting up pictures of her, you will bring home millions from wrongful termination settlement, discrimination against someone with a disability, and genetic discrimination.

Literally call up Two-Face to be your lawyer and he would win you this case so fast.

>>149261232
I bet it goes right through her, too

>Mary sits in her brightly-colored office, doing paperwork in a high chair, when her phone buzzes and a female voice is heard
>"Miss Dahl, two men are here saying they wish to speak with you as part of an investigation."
>Mary sighs, knowing exactly what this is about, and pushes the "call" button on her phone
>"Send them up."
>within a minute, none other than Batman and Robin open the door in front of her
>"Mary Dahl, we---"
>the two are immediately taken aback by the interior design of the office; walls painted pastel pink with various brightly-colored items better fitting a kid's bedroom than a CEO's office
>there's even a knee-high table, adorned with a tea set and stuffed animals taking three of the four plastic chairs
>"Can I help you gentlemen?"
>the two heroes are snapped back into their line of duty
>"Ahem... Mary Dahl, we've been deputized by the Police Commissioner to investigate your potential role in an incident at the Gotham Fashion Show."
>"I see... well, if you'd like to ask me some questions, I'm sure Mr. Penguin Hat and Funny Monkey would be happy to lend you their seats."
>the two look down at the small table again, indeed seeing a penguin with a top hat and monocle and a sock-monkey with clown makeup sitting across from one another, with the third seat filled by a felt snowman
>"... Ma'am, we're taking you down to the Police Department."
>Mary sighs as she removes her glasses and puts them in her suit pocket
>"Before I go, is it okay if I take a quick potty break?"
>the duo exchange unsure looks, culminating in a shrug from both
>"Do what you need to do..."
>Mary gives a relaxed sigh as her eyes half-close and a smile grows onto her face for about a quarter-minute
>"Okay, all ready! Oh, actually, could you look in the top drawer of the dresser to your right? That's where I keep my... 'spares.'"
>the two start to wonder if this is more than what they bargained for...

>>149259023 (OP)
i want to do to her what the producers of her show did

>>149262332
Yeah, filming that "potty training" episode would turn anyone into a supervillain, especially when she was still actually a little girl...

>>149262375
1. she was in her 20's when her show was filming (i think?)
2. get out

>>149261984
>>149262375
drop dead.

>>149259023 (OP)
I wish someone would bring Dahl's henchwoman back. There has to be an interesting story there. She can't be doing it just for the money.

Imagine if Mary Dahl started a fashion company that included very thick and functional adult diapers and debuted it at the Gotham Fashion Show which she sabotaged so the models would only wear her outfits including the diapers

>>149262719
I liked her a lot in TAS, she had a good dynamic with Mary

>>149262792
Neck yourself, degenerate.

>>149262839
What? She's a tiny lady, what if she can't always "make it"?

>>149261546
>Anon actually nods quite enthusiastically
>Wayne Enterprises is one of Gotham's largest corporations, and just had a record year
>And somehow, he's got a feeling you'll have no shortage of allies in this legal battle
I think we've got something here

>>149262909
>there's a slight hiccup in the trial when Mary suddenly says she needs to "go potty," in her baby voice no less, while on the stand

>>149259023 (OP)
She wasn't an evil batman villain just a girl who had messed up childhood because of being a young sitcom star. Batman already knew this and felt sorry for her. She dated killer Croc in the later BTAS episodes.

>>149263098
>croc canonically dating a shortstack
Nice.

>>149263136
She drove him away from being a little too open about her DD/lg roleplay kink (IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!)

>>149263020
I'm going to kill you with my fucking teeth

>>149262792
Anon is right. Adults need diapers not for pee problems, but for actual medical problems. You had a switchblade open your lower intestine to the subway? No shame in a diaper, you almost died. Then there's the rest of the Gotham villains problems. Do you think that Joker gas gets coughed out? No, it goes from lungs to bloodstream, to organs, so the kidney and liver will have to filter it. How many people would get gassed by Joker gas annually? That's a lasting mental and physical effect. No driving heavy machinery, etc.
"You ever get that feeling that you don't know if you're awake or still dreaming?"
"It's called mescaline."
Now add habitual coffee drinkers to that, and the ones sober enough to realize what that wetness is are going to admit they need diapers.
I wonder what would happen if Baby Dahl got a dose of the Man Bat serum, in an attempt to grow, or to stay with Killer Crock? Would she be small and cute, or would she be a small pointy teeth demon girl, or would she actually get to grow a taller body for as long as the serum is active?

>>149263171
It could've been worse. I could've made her say she needs a "diapee change" while on the stand.
>>149262855

Imagine if Mary called you "daddy" while telling you that she really needed to go tinkle

>>149263476
Imagine me breaking your fingers.

>>149263532
>Mary looks at you, wide-eyed in shock
>"... I-I don't think I need to 'go' anymore..."

Would you let Mary Dahl sit on your lap for added elevation during business meetings while quietly passing gas from the burrito(s) she had for lunch?

>This guy again
I have to assume he's doing this ironically to ruin these threads, which I can't entirely be annoyed at but he's still a faggot

>>149264451
You have to be kinda kinky to truly appreciate Mary Dahl. Just sayin'

>>149264509
kinky yes, a diaperfag no

>>149264658
That, by definition, is a kink

>>149264692
so is coprophagia, that doesn't mean you have to tolerate eating literal shit to be into Mary you disingenuous fuck.

>>149264724
That's not the same thing. One is a cute little thing for her to wear, the other is eating shit.

>>149264740
both are a fetish involving human waste, neither has to be accepted to love Mary. fuck off diaperfag

>>149264762
>both are a fetish involving human waste
One optionally, the other not

>>149264783
neither is welcome. fuck off, diaperfag.

>>149264822
Even though it's kind of a logical outcome of her condition (like she wouldn't NEED them, but they would make her life easier in a number of situations)?

>>149260570
Shirley Temple, I would guess

>>149265457
He's talking about characters who look like wholesome little girls but are actually antagonistic.

I've said it before, but Dahl could probably get a job as a voice actress

>>149265957
I think her ego simply wouldn't allow her to be a voice actress. A lot of actors do VA gigs because its supposedly "easy", which hurts the reputation of the line of work.

>>149265981
wouldn't it bruise her ego less than being the clerk at a shitty motel?

>>149265997
Its fine because its not in the same occupational sphere. Being a clerk isn't acting, so its not hurting her ego as a star. Being a voice actor IS acting, but may be perceived as a lesser position in that sphere, so it would hit her ego who may see herself as a star first-and-foremost.

Or whatever, that's just how I'd see it.

Imagine Mary Dahl taking you to a premiere for her new movie and absentmindedly finishing your large soda within an hour of the opening credits, then frantically squirming in her seat next to you before the film is over (she told you before that it was "a long one")

>>149261219

>>149259048
thot

>>149259295
so basicaly an americanized version of lolis

>>149267674
>Why is it already wilted, anyway?
>Well, I had a lot of sports drink from the office fridge, and then I REALLY had to go, but Harley was in the bathroom so I---
>Okay, heard enough, thank you...

>>149265997
Mary used to be an actresss, or at least a child star for a Dennis the menace show. There was at least one bit in her episode where she was in MacBeth as lady Macbeth. But if they did that now, who would all the rest of the cast be?
And in the current age of cameras for everyone, what sort of production would BD come up with, original to her? While I could see a PeeWee's Playhouse sort of thing (I just _know_ some anons would love to see BD being eaten by the big blue chair), or a Dora sorta show, I'd think that BD would be doing stage performances and singing. (I can't not imagine a undercover Batgirl being the subject of a 25 banana cream pie throw, in full Bruce Timm animation style.) Maybe with various costars. Who would then go on to be more popular because they have more talent, or actual boobs...

>>149267933
I thought you were going to sayI had a lot of sports drinks and I thought the plants looked thirsty so I gave them some because it's got what plants crave but you're just an uncultured tard which is ironically what that film was trying to warn of

LISTEN
Fucking LISTEN TO ME
All you brainless niggers have to do is STOP REPLYING to the diaperfag and he’ll go, it’s that simple. Holy fuck, what part of ‘don’t feed the trolls’ did you not get?

>>149267974
My ideal version of Mary would follow the theme of "former child star stuck in a child's body by day, tiny kid-themed villainess by night." Part of that would be buying a controlling share in a fashion company, debuting her "youthful" apparel at a fashion show, then sabotaging it so only her designs are shown. I'd also make logical considerations for the "body of a child" part, since she more specifically has the body of a toddler, so she'd also probably be as accident-prone as one, making diapers part of her common appearance (and leading to some "S-stop laughing!" moments once or twice).
>>149268472
I know that reference, I just didn't choose to make it. She's childish, not retarded...
>>149268510
Buddy, you'd have to think I'm a VERY dedicated troll and not just someone who's really, really weird.

>>149268510
Unfortunately that old adage has long since been forgotten by modern users. The faggot is also really easy to see and ignore, since he always spoilers his garbage, so you can just ignore it even easier. Is he awful in every single thread he touches? Of course, he should probably die, but like damn if it aint easy to avoid his ass.

>>149268609
Okay, got it. Next time, I'll have my diapers out in the open, for everyone to see!

BD as a character from the 1969 Adam West Batman would have been fun to see. It would have been closer to the source material- Leave it to Beaver. Lost in Space. Dick Tracy and the 'deformed criminal' trope that Batman comics relies on.
Baby Doll was made for the era of giant birdcages and slides for no reason.

>>149268865
She'd have a lot fewer people waifuing her, that's for sure...

>>149268865
A live-action BD would be rather difficult to pull off, as you'd need an actual child actor to play the role convincingly.

>>149268985
Could just hire someone like Shauna Rae

>>149269085
>just find someone with a one-in-a-billion genetic deformity, God knowing if she's a good actress or even wants a public life (in the 1960s, no less)

>>149269272
Yes

>>149265473
Oh, I know! Baby Jane.

Named from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? about a former child star who ruined her career by revealing what a huge brat she was.

However, like Baby Jane, the wholesome little singing and dancing girl is based on Shirley Temple.

>>149261219
I think about this. I have an oppai loli and short stack kink but the thought of an actual child being hurt makes me physically ill. I think I just like Latinas and cartoons and these fetishes are the middle part of the Venn diagram of those.

>>149268510
I'd just like to know why the jannies haven't done anything about the baby pissfag trolling outside of /b/

>>149268510
That won’t work. In another thread he responded to random post of mine and made it weird.
>>149269707
Jannies only pay attention to threads featuring things they personally dislike.

Did we really need another thread
Especially if you all aren't going to post new art

>kite Man confirms Mary is a size queen
hot

>>149271208
I made this one because I missed the last one

>>149269744
>In another thread he responded to random post of mine and made it weird
When was this?

>>149265957
Realistically if she created an onlyfans she'd be porn's first billionaire actress

>>149273493
There'd probably be an media frenzy around her if she started doing requests and one of then involved her Baby Doll outfit and a certain type of undergarment that I won't mention

>>149271208
I fully believe its just the diaper guy making these threads, just so he can shovel his shit into it.

>>149273985
I can tell you now, that's not the case
t. guess who

If you were married to Mary, would you give her a bedtime and ask her to not have any soda after 8 PM?

>"Mary, I know you don't want to wear these to bed, but I don't want to do laundry three mornings in a row."
>Mary crosses her arms while looking away from you and scowling, sitting on the edge of the bed you both share
>"Look, they have little butterfly and flower designs. Isn't that cute?"
>she glances at them briefly, then quickly looks back away with a quiet "Hmph!"
>"C'mon, Mary. I know you're an adult, so you need to act a little more grown-up about this."
>Mary's blush deepens as her scowl loosens into more of a contemplative look
>"Tell you what. If you can stay dry for the next three nights, you'll never have to wear them again. Sound good?"
>Mary takes in and lets out a deep breath through her nose, then looks at the pack of nighttime diapers (just her size, too) and then up at you
>"... Okay."
>you lovingly pat her head before she pushes your arm away with an "Oh, stop it," which gets a chuckle out of you as she goes back to scowling, while looking at you this time

>>149271208
If it helps, people are going to be far less likely to make or engage with these threads now knowing who is going to show up to them

>>149275866
If it helps, I'm actually totally capable of normal discussion if, you know, it interests me (for non-kink reasons)

People get stuck on the diapers, and not on what she keeps inside them, like she does with the doll that she assembled a pistol inside of.
Imagine the youtube videos.
Baby Doll at the firing range.
BD with a classic long rifle.
BD with a pulse rifle.
BD with a tear gas launcher.

>>149276066
Imagine if she just wore a diaper openly because even though she has the mind of an adult, she still has the body of a toddler and all that comes with and she just shoots anyone who laughs at her

In all seriousness, I do legitimately headcanon Mary Dahl as being somewhat accident-prone due to her condition; and if they really wanted to, they'd give her a diaper in the show and it would fit. And fit her character, too.

>>149259023 (OP)
Only cute girls end up on milk cartons

so we can just never have another thread about her again without this faggot ruining it, huh.