Thread 149262326

A true clash of champions.

fucking kek
When the Wind Blows awas the one that made me cry so I guess they're the winner

Grave of the Fireflies is more ambitious.

>>149262326 (OP)
Only this made me laugh
Realistically speaking this would quickly turn into a 2 v 1 if both sides are already dying of radiation poisoning and dysentery respectively

>>149263934
*Okay this made

>>149262326 (OP)
I mean its an old couple but those kids were pussies. I think wind blows takes it 7/10 times

>They're fighting over canned food they find in the middle of nowhere
>Neither can actually land a killing blow, the winner is decided by whoever lives the longest

>>149263952
Pre-dying?
They should win since Setsuko is pretty much useless here.
When they're all already dying?
Jim and Hilda's death was only accelerated by the radioactive water they drank
They can outlast the kids if they fight right before they drank that stuff

>>149262326 (OP)
kek this is still alive

>>149262326 (OP)
Did my thread seriously inspired this?

>>149262326 (OP)

Fuck battles, how would Jim and Hilda take care of the kids? I think Setsuko would have a lot of pent up emotions and baggage but Jim and Hilda would kind of be oblivious or approach his trauma in an unintentionally dismissive way while trying to help him. Their real son might give the two kids a call from time to time as a buffer.

Honestly could be it’s own movie right there.

>>149262326 (OP)
>>149263957
>2 british pensioners trying to wrestle a young Japanse man to the death for the last pot noodle in no man's land

>>149265187
They'd probably handle him better than his aunt did, I think. As long as they don't become openly resentful like she did, and they probably won't, they'd probably manage better.

>>149262326 (OP)
LMAO

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149265011
It's possible

>>149263968
Setsuko could go for the ankles, it is a devastating and efficient move against the elderly

>>149267782
She still gets one-shotted
I think Jim was nailing wood in one scene so he's carrying a hammer with him

>>149262326 (OP)
This is the first thread I have seen laser-focus on the OP match

>>149268709
The usual posters went elsewhere

>>149268709
It's actually funny for once

What is the best match-up for Mothra?

>>149269588
Reimu’s personal footstool.

>>149269629
...also known as my mouth.

>>149263957
just tank the radiation

>>149269646
Msrisa…

>>149269629
...Also known as my cock.

>>149269669
Dante…

Could Reimu withstand the power drain from the Sword of Olympus?

>>149263957
>he's never played Dayz
A can or jar of food in your hands is the deadliest melee weapon.

>Reimu's ultimate technique Innate Dream (夢想天生 musou tensei, "reverie nature")(previously known as Fantasy Heaven or Fantasy Nature) is homophonous with the ultimate technique of the Hokuto Shinken school in Fist of the North Star, Nil-Thought Rebirth (無想転生 musou tensei, "blank mind rebirth"), and has much the same effect.
TRACEmu...

>>149269654
Is it just me or is Mark's ass big in that picture

Reminder if your shills need to beg the Death Battle thread for attention your 'verse was and will never be strong. Kill yourselves.

New Goku matchup just dropped

>>149269741
All of them are outerversal

>>149269766
GOKU YOU'RE GOING TO GET NO-DIFFED BY KINGTOS RUN!

>>149269687
yes, tenshi absorbed and destroyed the spirit of every living being and it did nothing to reimu

>>149262326 (OP)
could all of them take out baby Goku?

>>149269812
Baby Goku has the same power level as an adult farmer and 4 people outnumber 1 so probably.

>>149269789
>Amazing animation quality
>Random ass garbage Match up
Every single time...

>>149269832
I mean does Mark even have any good matchups? He either stomps or gets stomped

>>149269812
Full moon or not?

>>149265206
>Winner slowly crawls after realizing the opposing side had died
>They realize they can't open the damn thing anyways

>>149269589
Rayquaza

>>149269854
The team seems interested in doing Rodimus Prime, I don't know how good that is.

>>149269977
I dont know that much about transformers but what's the connections?

>>149269977
>Rodimus Prime
So Mark gets eviscerated by a guy with universal scaling.

>>149269989
Something like alien successor heroes more connected to Earth and humanity than their predecessors who are complete fuck ups and constantly struggling to live up to what everybody wants them to be, with general comparisons between Viltrumites and Cybertronians like how both are alien empires feared and hated by the entire galaxy for causing millions of years of war and destruction.

Thoughts on this blog?

https://web.archive.org/web/20240926184154/https://db8debatesblogs.blogspot.com/2024/07/deku-vs-miles-morales-analysis-verdict.html?m=0

Bring me the Anti-Monitor

>>149269971
>another dragon
I swear, that Moth can't stay away from any reptiles.

>>149270040
Couldn't bother reading all of it for a matchup I dont care about but Miles won and they gave him strength, and apparently it wasn't close.

>>149270040
The winner is Miles G. Morales.

>>149270114
Please tell me Miles has a REAL strength feat that isn't chain scaling.

>>149270040
Clicked a random link in the section about Ultimate Spider-Man
>Has withstood hits from and has shown to be comparable to the Ultimates (the latter of which was when he was hosting the Venom symbiote).
Now what the actual link shows?
https://imgur.com/a/hulk-crushes-spider-man-ultimate-marvel-team-up-3-STnXoPN
Peter getting fucking manhandled
I'm assuming the whole blog is like that?

FUARK! The Phoenix was literally nothing before the King in Black...

It's amazing how Super Sonic was initially a Super Saiyan rip-off, but became more thematically important and one of the strongest forms in all of fiction.

>>149270144
Chain scaling is more important than feats.

>>149270144
He has fine strength feats for a street tier, just not for fighting against fucking Deku

>>149269854
I know Gohan loses but is it really a stomp?

>>149270154
I tried clicking 3 links and none of them worked

>>149270187
I would say Gohan wins.
>>149270167
Death Battle...

>>149270167
Comicslop...

>>149270186
>Miles destroying a street is his max power
Mountains win again.

>>149270144
Chain scaling is the only way Miles has any hope of winning.

>>149270114
What does the G stand for?

>>149270167
Swan…

>>149270040
>Survived being buried under one billion tons of debris (21.2 kilotons of TNT)
>While at second glance, one would be justified to assume this feat to be hyperbolic. The comic (Marvel Team-Up v1 62) itself points out that Super Skrull and Spider-Man were underneath a square mile power grid, coupled with the power grid overloading and the Super Skrull blasting it would further support the legitimacy of this feat. For reference, this is what one square mile of Houston, Texas looks like.
I swear to god these niggers are braindead

>>149270167
Ben...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SWAN? YOU MONSTER! I WANTED A FAIR FIGHT, NOT FUCKING KRILLIN! SUN DISK! I NEED YOU SUN DIIIISK!!!

>>149270240
Spawn scaling means he wins

>>149270235
Yeah it's no wonder coyote won if this is how all those powerscaling retards think, don't even check to see they're using as evidence.

>>149270224
Any chance they say "just because we've never seen" again?
>>149270240
Atleast Krillin has one filler scene of him defending his family, Mark just lets anyone trample over his family. Oliver is more of a father than Mark.

>>149270257
How on earth is Coyote winning comparable?
>>149270040
This was probably deleted for a reason.

>Spider-Man's punches exceed a mortar shell
>look inside
>it takes him multiple punches to crack glass that could take a mortar shell
This is multi continental?

>>149270274
NTA but DB chainscaled him to universal because of a tinytoons machine, it is comparable but not as egregious as Kratos

>>149270274
FRAUDyote...

>>149270267
Kirkman's cuckoldry fetish is stronger than viltrumites

I still really like this fight.

>>149270293
I'm pretty sure the actual reason people ok that for scaling is because every toon there proceeds to survive getting sucked in and the machine subsequently exploding in on itself.

>>149270319
Honestly Mark might beat Gohan because he has R > F scaling. Look at this Markbro being the better man. Saying how beating up your bully bull is the same as being a dictator. A disgusting chud like me could never let someone do this to me...

LEGENDS!!!!!

>>149270340
It's a durability feat then that Wile survives with toonforce
It shouldn't have been used for his actual stats. Stats shouldn't even have been a factor

HEED MY WORDS EVILDOERS
IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR
NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT

>>149270251
>Regular Yo-yo Victim

>>149270166
>SHITnic

I am so lonely...

>>149270394
"Ruby Ruby Roo!" howled the famed dog detective as blood and canine semen drizzled out of Nuly's rectum and combined with his saiyan juices. Beerus's cacophonous laughter drowned out the saiyan's growns as Scooby-Doo pulls his massive knot from Nuly's hindquarters. "Alright", Beerus smirked at Shaggy, "I'll do it. I'll train you, Tien, and Yamcha." Shaggy and Yamcha hi fived as Tien spoke graciously "Thank you for this opportunity Beerus Sa-" "WHAT ABOUT ME!" screeched Nuly. "Aw yes" spoke Beerus "I suppose it would be an insult to our friend, Scooby-Doo, to continue referring to you as "Dogly". From now on you are "BITCHLY". Scooby snickered as tears welled in Bitchly's eyes. "That's it!" exclaimed Krillin while zooming in with his video camera "the real money shot, that look of COMPLETE and TOTAL loss of dignity! I away-Gohan. What are you doing?" "Sorry" said the Mystic Saiyan "When I heard you guys were doing this I couldn't pass up the chance to test my hypothesis about this new species of ant I discovered. You see it's attracted to estrogenic hormones released by moments of great humiliation. See it's avoiding Scooby's semen but gobbling up N-Bitchly's sissy spurts." "STUPID ANT, STOP MOCKING ME!" Bitchly lashes out the ant skillfully dodges his blow causing the saiyan failure to land face first into his and Scooby's spunk.

>>149262326 (OP)
>>149263957
>>149265206
>>149269887

>>149270394
It was probably cold, cut him some slack

>>149270394
>Enraged broly makes 2cm craters when throwing goku around
DBkeks...

>>149270358
>Tatsumaki victim

>>149270235
breh. those guys have mental illness

>>149267782
>Blimey Hilda! This little yellow rat bastard is chewing on me leg!

SNEEDestrobros...
https://hydeingresearchblogs.blogspot.com/2025/07/yuuki-terumi-character-analysis.html

>I'm only gonna say this once, "Invincible"
>Get. The hell. Off. My. Planet. And take your asshole father with you

>>149270434
K, b, c

>>149270455
Tatsuma—ACK

Dirt level AP

>>149270518
>Literal Stomp
Krillin enough is enough

Fuark a building level bomb can do THIS?

>>149270581
You think Goku or Superman would die from this also?

>>149270540
https://youtu.be/f4yP-DXjT3w

>>149270586
An attack like that would instantly kill any of the saiyans because it's past their ki barrier.

>>149270586
Superman can tank a nuke, Nappa can destroy a navy
https://hydeingresearchblogs.blogspot.com/2025/07/yuuki-terumi-character-analysis.html

>>149270604
>Terumi out of nowhere

>>149270604
Navy can destroy the navy also.

New Yates track. (Funny Valentine [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] vs Senator Armstrong [Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGrCVKO4nEQ
Happy 4th of July, everyone.

The face of my Queen after she's done soloing Gojo, Alucard, Tooru, and Pinhead.

>>149270639
HOLY SHIT
I've been waiting for this one, hope it's kino.

>>149270166
Sonic beats Goku btw

>>149270629
Do I NEED to post the elephant?

>>149270639
They really should make this into an episode one day. But shouldn't valentine stomp because of infinite bodies and that paradox thing?

>>149270673
Post it, No rock or 40 tons can ever be as humiliating as being a shit father, a pussy, or a yo-yo victim

>>149270674
It's debatable whether Valentine should even get Love Train in the first place, but even if he does it's not necessarily a stomp. Armstrong is way stronger and could potentially kill Valentine with a single punch before he's capable of swapping to another dimension, and even with Love Train Valentine has to leave it in order to attack.

Kino animation potential for sure, though

>>149270674
The only way Armstrong could win is by somehow getting a lucky hit in. He's definitely above Valentine in physicals but that's about it, any and all special abilities are purely material, like healing or creating some kind of plasma with some attacks.

>>149270433
Hors d'oeuvre for Barbatos!

Where were you when you realized jungian bullshit solo'ed 99.9% of fiction?

>>149270712
Remember, McDonalds is UNHEALTHY. No money for you.

>>149270697
I thought the body swap thing was automatic? But I'll admit it's been a while since I saw it so idk if it's love train only
>>149270721
That SMIRK? Solos your verse

>>149270433
Madoka's footrest

>>149270742
>Sorry Knull but I NEED to become Madoka's footrest and maybe even Chair! Nothing personal.

But can your hero cure autism?

>>149270847
>cure autism
autism is not a disease

>>149270736
If you kill him instantly, he's not able to body swap. They specifically say he body swaps when he's "attacked or injured", not when he's killed.
Given they'll probably say Valentine is faster than Armstrong and that he can dimension swap between Armstrong's fist or projectiles and the ground, Valentine probably takes it, but it's still a tough fight.

>>149270877
Really? I need to re-read SBR, but I'll probably watch the anime at this rate

Reminder Thor also has a son who’s not a faggot like Jon

>>149270910
>Thor's son won by doing nothing
jesus christ

>>149270925
And how

well, it's decided now. I'm a Thor fan

>>149270956
I love how Damian is homophobic

Since both Jojo and the new HnK anime will debut in 2026, will they redo Jotaro vs Kenshiro?

>>149270956
Superkeks... We should've actually raised our son instead leaving him in an alternate dimension for years...

>>149270910
Fortunately Thor is a strong LGBT+ ally and would support Magni when he feels comfortable enough to come out the closet.

>>149270235
How does anyone take these retards seriously?

>>149270910
>Mom’s the Enchantress

Based

>>149271016
Why is he drinking soda instead of beer

>>149271033
That's not soda anon...

>>149270996
BatCHAD wins again
no one gives a shit about Tim

BEAST

>>149271088
It is traditional Russian soda straight from Siberia.

>>149270910
What would the kid be like?

Can Yujiro win this fight?

>>149271248
He'd see Nicole as a strong woman and for the first time have consensual sex with a woman

>>149270736
HOLY SHIT!!?? Is that Noah from Xenoblade 3?

>>149271263
Are you tell me that guy never had normal sex? Is it always rape? I don't read Baki

>>149270405
Smart atom yo-yo would kill the DB universe.

How many characters job to invisibility, as in if there opponent turns invisible they are fucked.

>>149271322
>Good Old-Fashioned yo-yo
RETARDvincible...

>>149271348
Invincible.

>>149271348
Uh….. I wanna say…. James Bond maybe?

>>149271248
Probably not if Nicole has toon force. If its like her fighting version without toon force only she loses.

>Rewatch Giorno vs Joker
>Almighty can bypass reality warping defenses
What's a high tier he can beat by pure Almighty spam?

>>149271248
Unstoppable force meets immovable object

>Thor went up against the powered up Godzilla and actually fought him.
>Galactus was too scared to fight him
>Hulk was too scared to fight him
>Fantastic Four was too scared to fight him
>Spider-Man just fought him to get rid of the Venom symbiote

BEEN BURIED DEEP INSIDE A DREAM SO INCANDESCENTLY,
ILLUMINATED BY THE FIRE IN ME!
WHEN EVERYTHING I SEE'S ALIGNING WITH WHAT I BELIEVE,
I'M AIMING HIGHER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!

CHOSEN BY MASTERS OF WILL AND LIGHT,
SHAPING OUR SPACE AND TIME TO THEIR DESIGN,
BUT IS IT RIGHT?

>>149271480
Destoys Raven, Scarlet Witch, Phoenix, and Zatanna.

>>149270274
>>149270307
Roadrunner feathers typed these posts

>>149271348
Thanks to the Tournament of Power, Dragon Ball characters now struggle to fight invisible beings.

Madoka's cock.
My asshole.
You do the math.

>>149271307
He had "normal" sex with bakis mother, because she got wet when he snapped her husbands neck infront of her while flirting
Realistically, theres no way for him to NOT rape. He just automatically destroys your autonomy with his masculinity