>be me at age 7
>get VHS tape of Rocko's Modern Life for birthday
>It has a Rocko temporary tattoo
>Before parents wake up I lick my foot to apply the tattoo
>Happy with it and decide to out my socks on so dad won't see
>Dad walks in just as I am putting my socks on
>Says tattoos are disgusting and trashy
>Screams and starts destroying my room
>I try to run away but he grabs my shirt and starts beating me
>Goes on for awhile
>Mom says breakfast is ready
>Dad leaves
>I cry for hours, still afraid
>In my twenties I get a permanent tattoo of Rocko and have a minor crush on him to this day

Minor crush on Rocko or on your dad?

Shit that never happened general? One time, Carrot Top, Florence Henderson and I watched Richard Gere shove a gerbil up his ass while a banned episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Heifer raped Spunky for laughs played in the background.

I want to be a permanent tattoo on that wallaby

>>149265199 (OP)
Did you get at him back when he got old?

>>149265199 (OP)
Your dad beat the hell out of you when you were 7 just because of a tattoo idea from a old dead show?

>>149266066
It was still airing at the time. This was in the 90's.

Rocko was the first cartoon porn I ever saw.

>>149267111
Did destroyed the tape when he was beating you up?

>>149265199 (OP)
That's not even trauma. It's just Kwackyduckycock or whatever ban-evading.

>>149267338
>Ban-evading
It isn't something secret tip. Just turn 4G on and WiFi off.

Trauma, you say?

>>149265199 (OP)
Skill issue