Thread 149267489

It didn't happen, but if it did they deserved it edition.

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Tiffbros...

I get why Madison is letting Jessica get away with this but why are her other friends like this. What kind of magic or hypnosis did David use to solve fix their problems that quickly.

>>149267494
There are at least three consecutive layers of gaslighting happening here.

>>149267504
More like nobody on the gay squad likes Tiff, which isn't exactly a loss.

>>149267566
As a meme character David has become Lucy's prophet and bringer of the Lucyspace, Jess has been blessed with narrative altering powers, with a price

>>149267623
I'm also talking about the page comment. Is Taeshi being serious? Are we supposed to see what's happening in the comic as a bad thing despite how it's portrayed? Or is she acknowledging this is stupid irl while it's somehow fine in-story? Or is Taeshi being completely straig here because she's insane?

>>149267489 (OP)
I forget Jordan exists most of the time.

>>149267494
On the other hand, if you base a character on your husband, make his suffering constant and sharp

>>149267919
Jordan forgets Jordan exists most of the time.

So why is David suddnely involved in everyone's shit? Why him specifically?

>>149267489 (OP)
>Tiff
Wasn't Teagan based on Tess?

Post your bcb version of Mia

>>149268375
Rip Mia

>>149268411
She will be missed. Everytime Vero drew her she reminded me of Shoko Komi in cat-mode

>>149268165
Probably snide remarks that he has no involvement or character development.

>>149267778
Your mistake is taking her author comments seriously at all

>>149268238
Yeah, but I don't think they are gonna acknowledge that in-universe

>>149268238
Yes, but her hairstyle was based on Tiff, which Jess readily admitted to.

>>149268687
Plenty of times she means them seriously, so that makes no sense.

I got drunk and accidentally ran over a homeless dude with my car.

Thus, I can reveal that Monday's page is Jess being confused that the conflict was so easily resolved and that everyone is content just because all their expies got happy endings. David shrugs about his magic powers of persuasion and fucks off back to Memeistan. Rachel and Matt gush about what they think happened to their characters after the play ended and how the play was fantastic, whilst Madison is pissed and yells that it's the exact same fucking play they were bitching about not even ten minutes ago.

>>149268893
Ah, so this is all a metaphor through which Taeshi expresses contempt for her audience.

>>149268893
Was it at least a magic car? Or a magic homeless man?

Alas, poor Rachel. Hollowed out and reduced to a comedic side character.

>David fucks off
Well that's wonderful, but if he wasn't here to give James a reason to be present, then I wish he hadn't shown up at all.

>>149268375
No mouth?

>>149268893
>Guys something's gonna happen and Taeshi will torture Mike!
Nope. Nothing's going to happen except that Paulo's going to be a soggy bitch when he realizes that James was crushing on Mike before he'd even met Paulo. (This despite Paulo supposedly being in love with Daisy)

>>149269309
>taeshi won't torture Mike
Hah. Funny.

>>149269251
Never seen Mia's mouth in her artworks, but when she opens it. I think it's a Mia design trademark, alongside my vision of Komi Shoko

>>149269319
No room for it with Taeshi's glacial pacing. We're five pages in and we haven't gotten to the viewpoint change to Sue yet.

>>149269335
Oh you meant immediately. She always gets around to it and I wouldn't be shocked if the chapter ends with a torment setup.

>>149268488
So in true taeshi fashion, instead of tackling the issue by giving him an actual arc or giving him something to explore, she just shoves him everywhere while keeping him the same?

Like, the track team stuff just has him as an obstacle, and the last page felt like he was talking at the audience more than the characters.

>>149269335
God yes please let the Sue bullying begin

>>149269578
agreed.
David is going to come in and lecture Sue about how she did bad and should strive to be more like Jess

>>149270009
The perfect start of the DavidxSue arc

>>149268375
Who is Mia?

>>149270370
Taeshi had a black cat named Mia that died recently

>>149270714
>black

>>149270744
what year is this

>>149268687
Taeshi relies on the authors comment section to push literal themes of the chapter all the time

>>149267919
fucking kek 9/10 edit

>>149267489 (OP)
Funny how Jessica will openly admit who her character's inspirations are when she discusses their positive or favorable characteristics.

>>149267494
>Gotta go, Sandy mails me twenty bucks a week to ensure Mike's alone and miserable and he's getting within speaking range of James again.

>>149271764
I wish Sue all success in undoing this so-called progress via some very basic observations. And that's coming from someone who sees her as a hypocritical bitch who more than deserves her every pratfall.

>>149267611
Gay squad meaning everyone?
>>149268165
He and Paulo are honorary seniors.
>>149268238
Yes, but they associate her with Tiff since Jayden simps for Teagan.
>>149268375
Great job!
>>149269578
Come on, isn't a broken leg enough? Then again
>>149269319
Nothing will beat Darkmaverick. I don't know what twisted day they had to dream up Love
Me, not that it isn't inspirational, but they can't be beat.
>>149267919
Make Jordan Relevant Again.

>>149271836
They'll probably both resolve this and become best friends at the end of the chapter anyway.

A proposed sequence of events
>Taeshi realizes/feels insecure over the fact the diversity hire B-squad have no dramatic conflicts unrelated to the main cast
>throws together a poorly-concieved bit of drama that runs on pure retardation because that's easier than actually thinking something out
>has no plan for how to resolve any of this and assumes some answer will come to her in time
>it doesn't because Taeshi relies on well-worn reset buttons to extend ancient drama rather than innovate
>there is no such arsenal built up for the non-main characters unless you count Madison's status as backup Lucy and Matt living outside the alternate progressiverse of 2009's New Jersey
>eh fuck it
>uses retard humor to kill a scenario she's grown bored with

>>149271822
Ah, so David was Francis the whole time! Keeping Sandy away from Mike.

>>149267489 (OP)
This (in-universe) gaslighting is so incredibly blatant, I'm annoyed that it's working. Can't these fuckers have some self-respect, and not go "Oh Jessica, you're so gracious for portraying us as a dumb slut, a spineless loser, and a cruel simp, respectively."? Even Madison has apparently forgiven and forgotten that she's a replacement for Lucy.

>>149268913
I fear this anon may be right; this whole bit does feel very meta, even by the standards of David's constant forth-wall breaking memeshit.

I wonder how hamfisted it's going to be for James to go from "Who the fuck is Lucy" to "I'm gonna join the table gang because Lucy's in it now"

>>149273836
David probably drags him in at the speed of meme and everyone just goes along with it... idk every time I try to predict what Taeshi will do next what she actually does is somehow always worse.

>>149273836
It will cause the universe has to shit on Mike.

>>149273904
It's true. The well of stupidity, bottomless and without end, somehow always continues to surprise and outrage. That is BCB's true entertainment factor.

>>149272481
Madison is desperate. Like Mike, she doesn't think she's worth anyone's time so now that she's got a girlfriend she will do anything to stay together. If that means watching her girlfriend lament about not being able to get with the girl Madison is replacing or acting to be more like the original, she will. She's got it as had as Mike.

>>149275019
Impressive technique

>>149275019
Whoa. I dreampt of a similar position but this is unique. Hell I should try drawing it. Who's the guy with her? Paulo, Mike?

>>149275336
Dreamt* Typo.
>>149275287
I feel like Madison is the opposite, someone who constantly craves Jessica's validation at every turn by demanding it. Mike is more like one who wants it but keeps quiet or frequently self-hates. Madison also does seem to visciously come to Jessica's defense. And yeah you're right, impressive.

>>149275287
>She's got it as had as Mike.
Honestly, I think she might have it worse on that front. The two whitecats are both awful girlfriends in different ways, but at least they want Mike, not someone who Mike reminds them of. And neither of them are as psychotic as Jess; Lucy is spiteful, but not "invite Tess's boyfriend out after they have a fight, liquor him up and fuck him in the bathroom" level spiteful. Madison has legitimate reason to fear that if they break up, Jessica will try to ruin her life.

>>149275019
ACK

>>149275468
Straight in the uvula!

>>149275466
Wouldn't Jessica have to be fearful of Madison spreading what she did to Paulo? And yeah they're good candidates for the "match made in toxic girlboss feminism polycule circle". Their motto is "We'll abuse men and pretend it's courage". Yeah you know what maybe the three should bang and leave everyone else alone, let Mike, Paulo, Daisy, James, and whoever else find more generous partners. Sandy is morally better for Mike than Lucy as a partner, I'll die on that hill cause cheating doesn't compare to physical abuse. Honestly at this point I wouldn't be shocked if the future arc is Alejandro raping Lucy just to teach her a lesson on humility that leads her to be nicer to others. Not that I'd praise that but she's so incapable of listening to sense.

>>149275536
I feel like you just invented a new type of oral sex. Uvulingus, or whatever the hell you'd call that.
Someone draw that for the next /trash/ thread.

>>149275742
Oh wait sorry, that etymology is wrong. There's no voluntary uvula muscle control. It would just be like uvula deep throating.

>>149267489 (OP)
By the way, I should point out that speaking of a guy finding love, when is Matt finally going to realize that there's no visible homophobia in Roseville High? He's insecure about expressing his sexuality yet there are seven horny track team boys who would gladly throw themselves at him. Two are lovestruck simps and one had a break up.

>>149275761
Felix n Matt? Never. Matt was way more cool as Oreo cat. Idk what the hell happened or if it was the power of drunk, but now he is just some pre-december gay mike. He is such a... doorMatt...
Felix deserves better

>>149267494
Sorry for my english but I so want Madison to know what a bitch her girlfriend actually is...

>>149276396
I like it, anon. Good work.

>>149276396
Love your art bee glad to see you're still around

David can definitely end Jessica and Madison's relationship in five minutes if he wanted to.

>>149276396
Very nice. You've got the expressions down to a tea, especially madison!

>>149276124
James being the lovestruck simp who broke up with Felix for being too clingy, David being the other, but yeah Felix is one of the potentially horny gay icons of Roseville. I bet he could lift Matt's spirits.
>>149276396
Thought this was official.