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Anonymous No.149271508 >>149271780 >>149272282 >>149272292 >>149272815 >>149272866 >>149273262 >>149273315 >>149280692 >>149285597 >>149288697
Angel thread
>Post all the angels
Anonymous No.149271780
>>149271508 (OP)
Ayyyyy lmao
Anonymous No.149271793 >>149272229 >>149272351 >>149274067 >>149275280 >>149280697
Female angels are basically built for human males
Anonymous No.149272012 >>149272072 >>149272089 >>149272263 >>149272704
Anonymous No.149272072 >>149272089 >>149272259 >>149272263
>>149272012
>miilf
Anonymous No.149272089 >>149272114
>>149272012
>>149272072
Ai slop
Anonymous No.149272114
>>149272089
Well, obviously. The size of her wings are all wrong too.
Anonymous No.149272229 >>149272315
>>149271793
This is true for any female angel
Anonymous No.149272259
>>149272072
It's implying she'll give birth to twins, or at least that's what I hope.
Creating hordes of monstrosities with my angel wife Emily.....
Anonymous No.149272263 >>149272295 >>149289389
>>149272012
>>149272072

My bad, was half asleep doing it, here is a fixed version.
Anonymous No.149272282
>>149271508 (OP)
Anonymous No.149272292 >>149272333 >>149272342 >>149272354 >>149276381 >>149276878 >>149291919 >>149292062 >>149293574
>>149271508 (OP)
Reminder that the Speaker of God a giant owl MILF
Anonymous No.149272295
>>149272263
It's still slop, my man. Doesn't matter many times you generate it.
Anonymous No.149272315
>>149272229
Too bad her show shoved in enby bullshit
Anonymous No.149272333 >>149272342 >>149272354
>>149272292
Imagine the birb tits
Anonymous No.149272342 >>149272372
>>149272292
She has a disturbing lack of fanart. [spoiler[And absolutely zero porn.[/spoiler]

>>149272333
Stella finally has some competition!
Anonymous No.149272351
>>149271793
i heard they find mortal cock to be delectable
Anonymous No.149272354
>>149272292
She has a disturbing lack of fanart. And absolutely zero porn.

>>149272333
Stella finally has some competition!
Anonymous No.149272372 >>149272413
>>149272342
Check this out!
Ctrl+S
Anonymous No.149272393 >>149272399
Tick tock
Anonymous No.149272399
>>149272393

I'm surprised that they got a second season after all these years and Gainax being dead.
Anonymous No.149272413
>>149272372
Anonymous No.149272704 >>149272717
>>149272012
I could probably draw this.
Anonymous No.149272717 >>149272725 >>149272930
>>149272704
Do it
Anonymous No.149272725
>>149272717
Hang on, finishing something else.
Anonymous No.149272815 >>149272839
>>149271508 (OP)
Sent by God to painfully beat certain people to death with a spiked club.
Then she resurrects her victims so she can kill them again in an endless cycle of pain.
Anonymous No.149272839
>>149272815
uoooohhh Dokuro-chan please blow my brains out!
Anonymous No.149272866
>>149271508 (OP)
Anonymous No.149272930 >>149272955 >>149280753
>>149272717
Here ya go
Anonymous No.149272955
>>149272930
Cute girl
Anonymous No.149273262
>>149271508 (OP)
Anonymous No.149273267 >>149273437
STORM'S COMING
Anonymous No.149273270 >>149273760 >>149278790
Anonymous No.149273315 >>149288824 >>149289072
>>149271508 (OP)
how convenient that this thread showed up when i stumbled across a text document recounting a dream i had about hazbins version of heaven a while ago.
Anonymous No.149273437 >>149273666
>>149273267
Anonymous No.149273666
>>149273437
She's on the warpath now.
Anonymous No.149273760 >>149289536
>>149273270
Stav would probably do a better job on HH.
Anonymous No.149274067 >>149276204 >>149292791 >>149292815
>>149271793
I forgot that everyone on this show is a fucking giant and that even cute petite girls like Lute and Emily are actually over 6 feet tall. I guess I just have to die to get a smol angel wife.
Anonymous No.149275280
>>149271793
The first human male, that is
Anonymous No.149276204 >>149276226 >>149276233
>>149274067
But anon, being a smoll mortal before angelic women is part of the appeal
Anonymous No.149276226
>>149276204
Definitely drawn by a teenager. But a teenager with good taste.
Anonymous No.149276233 >>149276292
>>149276204
>Goth girl
Genuinely pisses me off that every female character that isn't dressed in bright pink is labeled a goth girl
Anonymous No.149276292 >>149276635
>>149276233
Blame Vivziepop for drawing so many women in Hellaverse with black lipsticks
Anonymous No.149276381
>>149272292
vivzie should make more non human angels
Anonymous No.149276394 >>149276480
are we really supposed to believe in heaven's moral authority in this show when they're fine with allowing random imps to rape and kill innocent humans on earth?
Anonymous No.149276480
>>149276394
vivziepop isn't that deep or trying to say anything worth listening to, "heaven is actually teh bad guy because its judgey and mean and hell is good because of sex and drugs" level of hollywood thinking
Anonymous No.149276635
>>149276292
I meant in a broader sense, beyond Hellaverse.
Anonymous No.149276871 >>149277825 >>149287198
Will she get a bigger role in season 2?
Anonymous No.149276878
>>149272292
source?
Anonymous No.149277593
Beautiful abomination
Anonymous No.149277825 >>149277901 >>149277921 >>149278418
>>149276871
Yes. In the leaked episode, Emily snuck into Hell just before Sera put Heaven in lockdown.
Anonymous No.149277901
>>149277825
>Sera put Heaven in lockdown.
And here I thought she would have accepted Pentious as evidence that redemption is possible
Anonymous No.149277921
>>149277825
>leaks
source?
Anonymous No.149278418 >>149278992
>>149277825
Heavens on Lockdown, what about the souls that rise up to Heaven?
Anonymous No.149278790 >>149280437
>>149273270
I just want some higher up at Bento Box, A24 or Amazon or any other company that has something to do with Trashbin Motel, to grab that FAT BITCH by the neck and ORDER her to start the fucking series all over again or she's and all her gaggle of redditards are FIRED, of course forbiding them from making any single character from Heaven cartoonishly evil villains, like they did with a Saint and Son of GOD that gave 70 years of his life to his descendant

But of course the FAT BITCH is gonna get his way and nobody is gonna stop her

I just want the GOOD LORD to do what he used to do when Sodom and Gomorrah used to think that living in pure decadence, degeneracy and evil and also spreading it somehow would get them a win over the Creator God
Anonymous No.149278992
>>149278418
Papers, por favor.
Anonymous No.149279754
bump
Anonymous No.149280290 >>149280639 >>149281131 >>149283563
Daily reminder angels don't make mistakes.
Anonymous No.149280437 >>149280655
>>149278790
Christfags are pathetic, you should be more like your little brother the Muslims, THEY know how to make sure no one disrespects their special guy.
Anonymous No.149280639
>>149280290
Gonna post it?
Anonymous No.149280655 >>149280776
>>149280437
>you should bomb cartoon studios anon, it'd be based!
Anonymous No.149280692 >>149280753
>>149271508 (OP)
God should let me fuck it
Anonymous No.149280697 >>149281067
>>149271793
>Y/N
jfc what are you, twelve?
Anonymous No.149280753 >>149281652
>>149280692
I just want to give her headpats

>>149272930
This the kind of horny I can enjoy
Emily trying to hunt (You) down just to start a family is kind of cute in a way
Anonymous No.149280776
>>149280655
All I'm saying is you can suck it up and accept that people are going to create works about your religion in ways you don't agree with, or you can be a raving lunatic and scare people into submission.
Anonymous No.149280816 >>149281050 >>149282522
>Charlie now knows heaven is a fraud and hostile to the idea of redemption

Why does she still want to send people there? Shouldn't her goal now be to stop the Exterminations
Anonymous No.149281050
>>149280816
And it's made even worse because since now that sinners know they can fight back and when, why would anyone who isn't trying to get out of a contract like Angel Dust want to be redeemed? Take Valentino for example, he can continue to rape and if any angel tries to exterminate him he can shoot them with an angel bullet.
Anonymous No.149281067
>>149280697
Are you? That's a strange fucking reaction to someone posting some Lute art.
Anonymous No.149281131
>>149280290
These two are so hot. I'm jealous of them both.
Anonymous No.149281652 >>149282120
>>149280753
Hang on I got something for you.
Its ASMR but this chick sounds JUST like Emily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49Zp2U8DtQ
Anonymous No.149282120 >>149282220
>>149281652
The fuck is ASMR
Anonymous No.149282220
>>149282120
NTA but it's Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
Basically a relaxing sensation, not a huge fan of it.
Especially when it's done on purpose rather than done unintentionally.
If you've watched Bob Ross you'll understand it better.
Anonymous No.149282522 >>149282755
>>149280816
the fucks going on with this show? heaven bad? thats the worst plot point ever
thank god i haven't watched it
Anonymous No.149282651 >>149282671
how would lute react if her ass got slapped
Anonymous No.149282671 >>149283531 >>149283585
>>149282651
>Adam.
Stout and ready to smack his ass back.
>Everyone else.
Hand break.
>Emily.
Wonder what got into her.
>Charlie.
Murder.
>Blitzo.
Crucifixion.
>Sera.
Wonder what she did wrong to deserve a spanking.
>Lucifer.
Crucifixion Part II
Anonymous No.149282755 >>149282929 >>149286353 >>149292062
>>149282522
>heaven bad?
Yes. The true hilarity is that the Heaven bad thing doesn't even survive it's own scrutiny. Okay let me abridge HH's cosmic war of good and evil.

There isn't an explicit God in HH. Great start. Instead the angels worship the generic concept of goodness. But there's also an almighty evil. Google says this thing's name is Roo, more on that in a minute. So Heaven creates Earth and Adam and Lilith. Lucifer has the gigabrain idea to introduce free will to Earth or something. They only show his ideas through duck based metaphors. Heaven tells Lucifer that's a stupid idea. Lucifer does it anyway. And now that humans have the ability to choose evil, the evil Roo thing has an opening into Earth, starting this cosmic division. Heaven tells both Lucifer and Lilith to fuck all the way off and Hell is created. Where all of the sinful humans are dumped into and Lucifer can only see the seeds of his failure.

I want to set this context because HH takes place in Hell. You're supposed to identify with the absolute worst of humanity so you can buy the idea that Heaven is cruel and that Hell is good actually. There are 3 planes of existence: Heaven, Earth, and Hell. And Evil has infected 2 of them. Heaven is the last place not infected and Sera is depicted as the militant bitch for keeping Hell kneecapped so they never have the momentum to turn on Heaven. Dickmaster was just enacting his cruelty. Lute is just a psycho murderer. Even though all of their fury is for Hell exclusively. Because why wouldn't an Angel be zealous in the destruction of Demons?

I'm excited to see how Viz will ruin Sera's character in S2
Anonymous No.149282929 >>149283167
>>149282755
Also don't even get started on how Charlie should be trying to redeem EARTH instead of Hell because it's where all of the root of sin begins, the latter is just the consequence.
Anonymous No.149282949
Please, I beg thee...
post sera's gigantic ass.
Anonymous No.149283167 >>149283388
>>149282929
Well there's also the problem with how Hell is depicted. Because in the episodes Hell is just Detroit. It fucking sucks, most of the problems come from the people living there, but you can manufacture a life. But if you listen to the song lyrics then you get the whole FIRE and BRIMSTONE thing. I bring that up because... it's Hell. It is a place of torture so all encompassing that not even death can rescue you from it. Being annihilated by angels should be an act of mercy because that means their torment will end. But Heaven Bad therefore these people trapped in eternal torment don't want to die. In fact, episode 6 shows the Exterminations as horrifying and that Sera is, at best, morally grey for signing off on it.

I don't hate the concept of Hazbin Hotel. But I think the things I like about it comes from my overthinking the concept rather than what the show provides. I think the Christian mythos is there for aesthetic to a shitty dating drama, not because Viz wants to examine the morality of good and evil
Anonymous No.149283388 >>149283598 >>149287368
>>149283167
>I don't hate the concept of Hazbin Hotel. But I think the things I like about it comes from my overthinking the concept rather than what the show provides.
Main reason why people stick to these threads and/or watch the shows and why so many people got hooked to the pilots
>I think the Christian mythos is there for aesthetic to a shitty dating drama, not because Viz wants to examine the morality of good and evil.

This is the primary reason why this show was doomed from the start post-pilot.
and why I speculate it'll crumble during Season 3 for both HH&HB maybe Season 2 for HH as HB is starting to crumble already.
People are seeing past the religious aesthetic and seeing how Viv, Brandon, etc are terrible writers.
Anonymous No.149283455 >>149283585 >>149286985 >>149292732
Emily is retarded.
Anonymous No.149283531
>>149282671
>charlie slapping lute's ass
how would vaggie respond to her going full aggressive lesbo?
Anonymous No.149283563
>>149280290
But Lucifer...
Anonymous No.149283585 >>149284232
>>149283455
Indeed
She's an adorable goofball
What she should be anyway
>>149282671
>Emily slaps your ass ,you think she's just mimicking Adam again
>You turn around and see her grinning face & the shirt she's wearing "Future MILF"
>In the corner of your eye you see Adam giving a double thumbs up & Lute cracking a smirk
Anonymous No.149283598 >>149283652
>>149283388
honestly i just imagine that the writers are the kind of people to look you dead in the eye and tell you "rent the musical" is some kind of masterpiece and it all clicks
Anonymous No.149283652 >>149283682 >>149283774
>>149283598
What's Rent?

The best Musical is Jeff Wayne's The War of the World's anyway
Anonymous No.149283682 >>149283748
>>149283652
yes or Les MisΓ©rables
its just a theater kid quirky pretentious musical, i remember there being a song about one of the characters killing a dog
Anonymous No.149283748
>>149283682
>i remember there being a song about one of the characters killing a dog
Sounds like something I'd see in a Mel Brooks style parody about Old Yeller or Shiloh
Anonymous No.149283774 >>149283867 >>149283881
>>149283652
>The War of the Worlds
My fucking MAN!
>Charlie and Vaggie singing the opening.
>Pentious singing with Husk the Artillery man and the Fighting Machine.
>Adam singing Forever Autumn(Its for Eve).
Anonymous No.149283867
>>149283774
>Agent One & Two sing Spirit of Man
>Pilot Stolas could sing Brave New World
Anonymous No.149283881 >>149283930 >>149283934
>>149283774
would Martians be too evil for hell?
Anonymous No.149283930
>>149283881
Silly anon, only Humans have souls.
Martians go no where when they die.
Anonymous No.149283934
>>149283881
Difficult to say
Because forget having a different culture
They're far apart from being anything close to being human or subhuman
I don't think any realm of the afterlife would take them in
Anonymous No.149284010 >>149284037
>Suddenly War of the Worlds.
hers an old tripod i never finished from '23.
Anonymous No.149284037 >>149284051
>>149284010
Nice
Have you seen or drew the ones from the 1952 Film?
Anonymous No.149284051 >>149284249
>>149284037
Abso-fucking-lutely. On my old laptop I even had old concept art of the martian - it had three legs, with three toes!
Anonymous No.149284219
Anonymous No.149284232 >>149284265 >>149284281
>>149283585
I should finish just this face, and make it 10x freakier.
Anonymous No.149284234
Anonymous No.149284249
>>149284051
I first came across the IP of War of the World from the TV Show UFO Files when I was kid
Though I think I saw the 1953 (Not 1952 I was incorrect) War of the Worlds film around the same time
One of the first films I watched with either my dad or grandfather
Then I listened to the musical album, though I was never into prog rock. It's up still up there in my Top Ten Albums
The 2005 Spielberg film was okay I found the girl to be an annoying bitch and the teen son retarded even for standards of their age
I'd love to continue but this is getting a bit off topic for the thread

Anyways headpat Emily
Anonymous No.149284265 >>149284281 >>149284326
>>149284232
It should be
>It's not rape if we're both screaming
Kind of face
Anonymous No.149284281
>>149284265
>>149284232
I don't think it should be to freaky
It'd ruin Emily's charm
but Freaky enough to see that Adam or Lute may have indirectly influenced her to much
Anonymous No.149284285
Anonymous No.149284326 >>149284910
>>149284265
Again, see to the ASMR vid I linked earlier.
>Emily is your Guardian Angel.
>Flies in through the window.
>Has obsessed over you for ages.
>She's stolen your hoodie.
>She's got hundreds of photos of you.
>Knows you're touch starved and opens her arms out for you to hug her.
>Begins getting impatient when you won't hug her.
>"C'mon, no need to be shy... I've seen your internet browsing history so its too late to be ashamed about interacting with me... C'mon... Hug me!"
"Hugmehugmehugmehugmehugme!"
"My arms are getting tiiiiiiiired - huuuuug meeee"
>Would you hug your... "Guardian Angel"?
Anonymous No.149284753
>I wish I had a Yandere Emily
Anonymous No.149284888 >>149286063 >>149293741
Remember, Jonah
Murder your Dad. It's cool, I'm an angel, you'll get off scott free.
Trust me, Jonah
Anonymous No.149284910
>>149284326
Oh god yes
Anonymous No.149285597 >>149285603
>>149271508 (OP)
Anonymous No.149285603 >>149285615
>>149285597
Anonymous No.149285615 >>149285624
>>149285603
Anonymous No.149285624 >>149285636
>>149285615
Anonymous No.149285636 >>149285655
>>149285624
Anonymous No.149285655 >>149285664
>>149285636
Anonymous No.149285664 >>149285675
>>149285655
Anonymous No.149285675 >>149285686 >>149285938
>>149285664
Anonymous No.149285686 >>149285691
>>149285675
Anonymous No.149285691
>>149285686
Anonymous No.149285938 >>149286401
>>149285675
I kinda wish this was Samuel Hayden design
Anonymous No.149286063
>>149284888
Gotta trust your angel on things like this
Anonymous No.149286353
>>149282755
The moment Vivzie got to put that very retarded nickname, it should have been the moment the exec at Amazon or A24 just canceled her show and kicked her out
Anonymous No.149286401
>>149285938
To me I wished Samuel Hayden angelic design looks something like imperius in which I like this design the most.
Anonymous No.149286985
>>149283455
Rude
Anonymous No.149287198
>>149276871
Pfft, it's Vivziepop, she'll forget all about her just so she can create brand new characters who take up plot time with dumb songs then be forgotten too.
Anonymous No.149287368 >>149288296
>>149283388
>People are seeing past the religious aesthetic and seeing how Viv, Brandon, etc are terrible writers.
People who thought Hazbin was meant to be christian-adjacent in the first place are the dumb ones
Anonymous No.149288296
>>149287368
Can't blame some people for thinking that someone might actually do their homework from that which they're borrowing from, no? Doing this for Islam is like forgetting the unicorn.
Anonymous No.149288697 >>149288751
>>149271508 (OP)
Why do we love Emily?
Anonymous No.149288751 >>149288755
>>149288697
Because she's stupid enough to call serial killers and rapists in Hell "innocent people"
You could behead Sera in front of her and she'd still believe you could be redeemed with a hug and song
Anonymous No.149288755
>>149288751
I love stupids. They're so innocent in the mind
Anonymous No.149288824
>>149273315
Ok. Are you going to share or
Anonymous No.149289054
Anonymous No.149289072
>>149273315
Share it gigafart
Anonymous No.149289389 >>149289595 >>149289634
>>149272263
>Future MILF
But she's thousands of years old.
Anonymous No.149289536
>>149273760
>Hazbin written by Nick, Stav and Adam never.
Anonymous No.149289595
>>149289389
That would be a cougar
Anonymous No.149289634 >>149290326
>>149289389
And still ain't know shit, and ain't never gonna know shit. You know what that makes her? Retarded. Is that what she accomplished with her thousand years? Being retarded? You ain't even got to speak Enochian to be a retard, who's fault is it that she's a professional retard? Is that my fault?
Anonymous No.149290326
>>149289634
>You never liked me because... Because...
>Because I'm Adoptic!
Anonymous No.149291063
ENTER
Anonymous No.149291898
The moon is where the angels live right
Anonymous No.149291919 >>149292083
>>149272292
I am a chronic birdkisser and feel validated by this knowledge
Anonymous No.149292062
>>149282755
>There isn't an explicit God in HH.
You're totally wrong. God exists in the Hellaverse, Jesus exists in the Hellaverse (see: Saint Peter; Adam's personal regalia featuring a crucifix); a major character in the leaked Season 2 episode is the Speaker of God who is an angel above Sera who is closer to God than any of the angels we've seen so far and delivers messages on behalf of God (but she herself is not God). It's the big owl woman >>149272292
Hellaverse is specifically supposed to be Christianity.
Anonymous No.149292083 >>149293160
>>149291919
We always knew that Stella was an angel.
Anonymous No.149292732 >>149292746 >>149293160
>>149283455
Girls are the cutest when they are retarded.
Anonymous No.149292746 >>149293096
>>149292732
Why is that
Anonymous No.149292791
>>149274067
this is one of those little biblical accurate things this entire viv universe thing have that kinda make me tolerate all other inconsistencies.
Anonymous No.149292815 >>149293177 >>149293220
>>149274067
Wait, Emily is 6 foot?
Anonymous No.149293096
>>149292746
because only then they are attracted to you
Anonymous No.149293160 >>149293299
>>149292732
Emily should have been Charlie's Heaven counterpart, naΓ―ve but not retarded
Though the idea of Emily & Charlie being goofballs is cute
>>149292083
Always has been Anon
Anonymous No.149293177 >>149293299
>>149292815
Same height as Charlie, so 6'6".
Anonymous No.149293220 >>149293284 >>149293299
>>149292815
It's easy to miss, but most of the characters are fucking huge
Anonymous No.149293284
>>149293220
>3 feet tall
Imagine.
Anonymous No.149293299
>>149293220
>>149293177
>>149293160
Sweet Golem Muhammad
Anonymous No.149293574
>>149272292
Has there been any news on the release date for S2?
Anonymous No.149293741
>>149284888
>Gabby kills Jonah's dad
>He goes to hell
>Hires IMP to kill his son.
>IMP think Gabby is a Cherub.
>Gabby mogs them brutally