Thread 149273307

NEW EPISODES:

Kristophe's Big Day Out
>To encourage Kristophe to get out of the house more, Kiff and Barry decide to take him to the aquarium for the day so he can have fun.

Annoying, Freaky, Cool
>When none of her friends want to be near her, Kiff starts worrying..

Premiering simultaneously on Disney Channel and Disney XD on Saturday, July 5th at 10:00AM EST; also released at around 12AM on the Disney Now app.

>S1 episodes
https://mega.nz/folder/aJJzCa4A#3wgSa6MPbpW53V48eFdYqg
https://mega.nz/folder/JrVk0SYR#TG2jZzfDAAAiGK9BiRjFRw

>S2 episodes
https://mega.nz/folder/M7wW1KSR#ny0xpcq5UdJBP-6T_DhtVw

if I was Kiff's teacher I would retire her desk after graduation so that her seat would always smell like her

>>149273457
You always say that, man.

>>149273307 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/dy85gv.mp4

>>149273650
Goddamn it, who's that gross weirdo?!

>>149273457
Man, please fuck you!!! Stop saying that gross shit.

>>149273865
blimey that was fast. good on ya. usually i have to wait ages, and ignore the talkback thread so I don't get spoiled..

is Kristophe a Life in Hell reference?

>>149273307 (OP)
I'm happy for new Kiff, but I still feel like we're rushing through this season too quickly...

okay I love how Barry and Kiff are so just cool with revisiting things they liked when they were little.. that was so me at their age. I didn't have to call it 'ironic' it was just 'aww this was so fucking cute, little kids today would love this just like I did'
the song getting meta.. i didn't expecta.
uhh... "older brother and their friends" ? that's not.. how english works. even the pc kooks would say 'older sibling and their friend' especially since it's.. one friend.

>>149274021
Because it's wrapping up and close to be cancelled someday? They don't have any writers feft.

>>149274021
ha I screencapped that same screencap and showed it to someone.. she needs to watch this..
kinda funny given this episode's subject

>>149274092
wtf where did they go
this is the most fun cartoon of its type today.

huh, gender-neutral bathroom
can anyone remind me why that's supposed to be a liberal thing? last i checked they are the ones terrified of letting men near women, and we're the ones like... yeah just let people pee, it's natural. nudity is cool, and there isn't even any in the bathroom I mean unless you are going for the distance record.

the palm-reading thing fucking slayed me

>>149273998
It seems like it.

>>149274082
A strangely specific hypothetical scenario that just so happens to apply to Kristophe?

>>149274204
Well, these days, they're supposed to be for multiple people, like, say, parents and children of differing genders, the disabled, etc.

>>149274373
I thought that was the separate third 'family' bathroom/changing room. that is definitely a them thing. gotta keep everyone away from dee cheeldren.. so they can go in and hurt them themselves without supervision.

>>149274404
It's what it was. Of course, sometimes it's the only bathroom because there's no room, so it's all-gender by default.

>>149274463
huh. yeah I guess.

god damn I love this show.. this made me smile. they're such good friends. I want friends like that.

>>149274204
One time when I was like eight I went into the "Family" bathroom at a public pool and it just looked like the bathroom in somebody's house. It was weird.

>he removed the whole banana peel before ever taking a bite
i do this

>he removes the whole banana peel before ever taking a bite
i do this

>>149273865
>it's a social criticism of zoomers and gen alpha episode
based

the ironic thing is, a decent chunk of the kids watching the episode aren't gonna know what a dvd is

>>149274592
that IS weird. I don't get why they can't just all be integrated. If everybody's together, nobody can possibly object to what anyone else does or sees or whatever, because obviously everyone here is happy and content with their current task.
But at that point, if people were comfortable changing together, then why are they bothering to put on swimsuits, yknow? like fuckin go back to before those. Fred Rogers never needed one and I don't either.
>>149274699
I love how this show refuses to do cliches.. they didn't harp on the band-aid guy being a jerk, they didn't push some message about 'maybe the kids' thing is alright after all' naw it's all just kinda crummy and we did our best. but hey, the waterproof bandaids work.

>annoying, freaky, cool
did they seriously parody fuck marry kill in a kids show

>>149274710
she was impossibly cute as a baby. and I love that she was immediately a chatterbox.

>>149274762
I take it you haven't watched StuGo
dude, trust me. Look past the weird name and the oddball art. WATCH it. if you like Kiff, you're gonna like StuGo. You know how Kiff is like, a complete overachieving dork but cute and lovable about it? imagine six of those, all different kinds. Stuck on a supervillain's hideout, trying to make a summer camp out of it because they were tricked into coming there.

>>149274786
No thanks. I will stick with Kiff

>>149274796
duuude watch both...
watch both if you like cute dorks.

Reminder that in a town full of flatties this random platypus teen is one of the only girls with a bust.

I was trying to grab a screenshot of Kiff's pointing and got this.

>>149274855
pretty funny since i'm not sure monotremes even have breast tissue.. i know the milk just sort of secretes out.
are you sure that isn't just her shoulder though?

>>149274883
kek. make this the next OP image for a kiff thread.

>>149274883
What would you like from the menu?

>>149274977
I'll get three Splash Melts with extra Splashy Sauce
three orders of Fried Splashapeño Poppers
and three medium Dr. Splash
Do you have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom?


no but seriously this cafe is interesting, doubling your iced drink seems to cost like, between 30 and 50 nutcents. that's insane. and tripling it seems to cost between 20 and 50 nutcents more than that. why would you ever get the 8 oz?
I would get... ooooh, frozen hot chocolate for sure. a squirt of coconut flavor. and maybe hazelnut. and maybe caramel. I mean if I can get those.

frozen hot chocolate is really easy to make at home actually. you just food process ice into snow (helps if you start with mini cubes from a mini-cube tray) then blend that into milk and hot cocoa mix. like you can augment it for sure, i find a blob of cold hot fudge adds a lot, but it's not necessary. or maybe a scoop of chocolate protein powder or someshit like that. Either way sucker needs whipped cream on top or you're a communist.

>>149274977
I wonder what 'four berries' smoothie is.. like theyh have strawberry, blueberry, raspberry.. but they don't list any other berries unless you count the banana which technically is an herb berry. But if we're getting technical, strawbs and raspberries aren't true berries, so..

>>149275052
i thought that raspberries are berries, but what we usually think of as a single raspberry is actually a cluster of many berries

>>149275037
Wrong menu.

unusually high number of songs in this one.

I like Kiff, is very cool TV programme

>>149274780
I didn't think Kiff could get any cuter! This is so precious

>>149273650
I do not "always say that" man

>>149273865
Thanks

>>149273865
>Kiff S02E15 - Kristophe's Big Day Out; Annoying, Freaky, Cool 720p HDTV AAC2.0 x264
https://fileditchfiles.me/file.php?f=/s23/WFCnfeAlgHclwfqALbo.mp4
https://granny.freefilehosting.online/uploads/fc02c086e6148fe0/kiff%20s02e15.mp4

Recorded and encoded by jasonnguyen2606 using N_m3u8DL-RE and edited out all the commercial breaks using Avidemux

Will reupload the proper version of tvrip recording from west feed later because of constant freezing during recording at the first few minutes of first segment of the episode.

>>149273307 (OP)
Am I just getting paranoid but were there parts of Annoying, Freaky, Cool that used tweening?

Really good two episodes. The Down By the Bramblebushes bit at the end was insanely cute

Who's the groom?

>>149277924
Loneliness

>>149277924
In our hearts?
Barry.
Realistically?
Some guy a foot taller than both who is hotter than Barry can hope to be that Kiff fucked while drunk one night.

>>149277052
Here's my proper tvrip recording from west feed as promise.
>Kiff S02E15 - Kristophe's Big Day Out; Annoying, Freaky, Cool PROPER 720p HDTV AAC2.0 x264
https://fileditchfiles.me/file.php?f=/b55/WjGTMXScrmubIBnwoLD.mp4
https://granny.freefilehosting.online/uploads/9c1ab0f74e889fd9/kiff%20s02e15%20proper.mp4

Recorded and encoded by jasonnguyen2606 using N_m3u8DL-RE and edited out all the commercial breaks using Avidemux.

>>149275122
each berry needs to be the ovary of a flower, connected to that familiar calyx sitting like a cute hat on the berry. raspberries have multiple seeds but they aren't just the swollen surrounding flesh of the flower's entire ovary. it's sort of like human or elephant single babies vs a cat having an entire litter inside one placenta (or possibly even two, they can do two at once)

>>149275363
in fairness, that seems to be like, a thing in this universe. there are just object people, animals, and mythological stuff that is part human despite human not being a thing.. so liking object shows is really just like.. watching people of a certain race.
>>149277473
all animation uses tweening, what I think you mean is shape-tweening, the kind we don't necessarily want to see too much of used as a crutch. or possibly you meant doll-puppeting which is almost the opposite of tweening, but gets used to mean that a lot.

>>149278232
I think it's all going to depend on what kind of man Barry grows up into
he will either become her perfect man or just her perfect friend. we don't know yet! Kiff's going to be the same, but Barry's going to become an entirely new rabbit.

>>149278911
Yeah, sorry. I meant doll puppeting

>>149277924

Candle

>>149277924
Me (I got cold feet and left her at the altar)

>>149279623
My man.

He likely watches many frog porn

>>149279623
NOPE

>>149279947
NOPE

>>149277924
Me

>>149279497
keep in mind that, with the advent of digital animation, it's silly NOT to occasionally rotate or shift or stretch parts if that actually works for the episode.. They did similar things in the cel days, but they had to actually rotate the cels.. You just don't want it to be excessive, or being used as a poor substitute for making new drawings.

>>149279912
ANON!!! you would never hurt Kiff like that!

but if you do, I will marry her.

...

>>149282383
put bellhop in pelican mouth

>>149282467
That massive dumptruck ass would never fit.

>>149282594
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put dump truck ass in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort bellhoop sleep soundly put bellhop in Pelican Mouth. Put mousy In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for bellhop neck weak of big bellhop hat and ponytail. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a largebum, put bellhop in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to bellhop.
friend pelican

>>149282672
Well said.

>>149282467
>>149282672
>bellhop
she's a singing telegram.

>Gets to classify anyone she wants as "annoying"
>Gets pissed when someone calls her "annoying"

>>149284245
Wow I never consciously noticed that they have the same outfit, but they 100% do. what's the deal with that?

>>149284282
I'm so sick of rich bitch characters being forced as friends in recent shows, without having to apologize or change or whatever. Fuckin Rarity is patient zero of that. So I like that Candle is still kinda off in her own lane.

>>149283246
>>149282383
He won.

>>149277924
its you

>>149284741
if I'm wearing clothes at my wedding, you can be sure this is a Weekend at Bernie's situation and I died and someone is puppeting my corpse.

>>149284481

>Fuckin Rarity is patient zero of that.

it was Pacifica Northwest anon

amazon rip
https://granny.freefilehosting.online/uploads/1559e52df3e10166

>>149284855
jahjahahahahaha
you're cool, anon
>>149284791
2 years prior, and that's not even factoring in when Pacifica first appeared which might have been 2013.

>>149284282
Her face got biggie

>>149284814
Thanks for the hi-res.

>>149284940

>Trevor likely kisses that doll every night

>>149284814
Thank you so much for this. I appreciate the quick episode links we've been getting lately, but I do miss 1080p rips

>>149285235
i forget, did he TELL her it was one of a kind, or did he just assume?
also damn, this character is still popular enough to do pubic appearances what, ten years later? Kiff feels maybe 11 to me..

>> 149277924
Possibly Billiam

>>149277924
Possibly Billiam

>>149285438
noooo

>>149285438
Also, am I the only who thinks that one scene during near the end of the episode where Kiff and Billiam looking each other before smiling and walking away separately is possibly a ship tease?

>>149285447
Dude, have you even heard about an opinion and a harmless headcanon (that might be canon in the future[spoiler/])?

>>149285421
>>149285506
Please ignore the other ones I've writing, I'm actually new here on this 4chan site.

>>149285506
noooooo he's bad... he's not a kind guy.. well maybe he changes. they are still kids.
i'm not saying coons shouldn't marry skwirls, that ALWAYS makes cute babies. I'm just sayin.
>>149285534
it takes a while to get all the commands right, no worries.

>>149284282

>:I

>>149285546
By the way, I deleted them because I'm still trying to know how the commands on how making a comment on 4Chan works.

>noooooo he's bad... he's not a kind guy.. well maybe he changes. they are still kids.
i'm not saying coons shouldn't marry skwirls, that ALWAYS makes cute babies. I'm just sayin.
And yes, I respect your opinion.

>>149274977

>Strawberry Blueberry

Didn't knew you could mix those two

>>149285546
By the way, I deleted them because I'm still trying to learn on how the commands when either posting or replying works on 4Chan.

>noooooo he's bad... he's not a kind guy.. well maybe he changes. they are still kids.
>i'm not saying coons shouldn't marry skwirls, that ALWAYS makes cute babies. I'm just sayin.
Also, yes. I respect your opinion.

>>149285673
Thanks! Also have check the other reply that I commented on the other comment about Billiam being Kiff's possible love interest?

The reply in question:
>Also, am I the only who thinks that one scene >during near the end of the episode where Kiff >and Billiam looking each other before smiling >and walking away separately is possibly a ship tease?

>>149285092
>those are likely real teeth he stole

>>149285673
Thanks! But what do you think about that one reply that I've commented on the other comment that I've also commented on?

The reply in question: >>149285470
>Also, am I the only who thinks that one scene during near the end of the episode where Kiff and Billiam looking each other before smiling and walking away separately is possibly a ship tease?

>>149285884
i didnt notice it. this doesn't feel like the kind of show to do that

>>149285470
I think they start to respect each other after the conversation they had.

>>149284282
This gave me a giggle

>>149286395
>>149286422
Yeah you're right. They starting to respect each other. But to me, I think that they might become a couple in the future just like how Luz and Amity starting to respecting each other and eventually become lovers later on during The Owl House. What do you think, Anon?

>>149286544
>>Luz and Amity
Choose other, this one you mentioned is Wack!

>>149286583
What do you mean "Wack"?

>Kiff (The TV show not the person) has begun it's baiting dumb foids urge to please a man who bullies them because it makes them wet arc
Further proof nice guys lose, disrespectful Chads choose.

>>149274780
So what happened to Kiff's ear?

>>149287851
>he doesn't know

>>149287851

We already agreed that nobody will speak about that

>>149287377
Lumity is bullshit.

>>149277924
The raccoon.

>>149289291
He has a name

Each day brings us closer to the end of S2.

>>149290710
yeah.. but....
>>149290820
man that one episode i did not notice they'd been hiding their tails the whole time.

>>149274762
>>149274786
It's weird that it happened twice

>>149292229
StuGo's was less believably just 'a thing kids might do' than Kiff's, but the StuGo kids are weirdos so this is just part of their deal. they're also always just on board with whatever the others want to try, like I imagine they're ecstatic to just have friends and be around other nerds

>>149289211
>Lumity is bullshit
Well while I do NOT care about Lumity at all (especially Sashannarcy), I'm assuming that the one you've written is straight up homophobic. So might as well delete it right now. Have a nice day!

>>149289291
It's Reggie, right? If so, then why?

So which character do you ship Kiff Chatterley with (besides Barry, Candle, and yourself)? Trevor, Reggie, Billiam, Darryn, or anyone else in general?

>>149289211
nice to see common sense. amusing to hear it come from the same mouth as 'wack' though

>>149292839
Nevermind. It didn't work. Oh well! might as well just report it instead!

>>149292896
Trevor belongs to Candle.
Kiff I don't give a shit about she can cuck barry with whoever but Trevor is Candles even if Candle is Kiffs.

>>149292896
I ship Miss Deer Teacher with MEEEEE

>>149294002
anon, she's a whitetailed doe with antlers..

testang

>>149292839
>>straight up homophobic
Sorry that doesn't exist anymore. You just hate the fact that i'm right about it.

>>149292839
anon, where exactly do you think we are?

>>149295174
trolling central, where people bite EVERY piece of bait that comes by
ever since they took the new IP indicator away, people are just so happy to self-reply, so

>>149295214
talking about using the delete button on someone else's post seems too dumb to be bait. like, i can absolutely see a newfag see that button pop up on any random post and genuinely think they can delete any post. but i'm not sure that someone who's actually used the site before would think to write about that. and there's posts from earlier in the thread that are very believeable newfag posts with a very similar writing style and level of broken english, so either it's somebody baiting over multiple days, or it's legitimate. i am more inclined to believe its the latter.

>>149295399
what? the troll asked the poster to self-delete.
it's just really dumb obvious bait pretending to be offended by things and entitled about it. And the English was flawless.

>>149294380
>>149295174
>>149295214
>>149295399
>>149295465
Dude, I'm NOT a troll! I'm just trying to correct you, ok? Jeez, can you just like respect each other's opinions for pete's sake? Also If you're still pissed just because my comment is a "troll" then might as well report and delete your comment then.

>>149294002
Uh, no. What I meant is "Who do you ship Kiff Chatterley with (besides Barry, Candle, and yourself)?", NOT on "Who do you ship yourself with?". Get it right!

>>149295399
Might be the 'tism.

only normal people watch kiff

>>149297522
nobody would diddle a kid that annoying. that's autism.
autists are like that regardless of the subject, modern puritans just hyperfixate (appropriately enough) on the sexual ones. But a lens magnifies whatever it's put in front of.

>>149292857
Because I like raccoons OKAY?

>>149297777
normally you would be worthy of those quads.. Raccoons are fuckin great
but that one?

>>149298532
I love when she dances. Kiff is so silly.

>>149298673
that plot has become a little cliche, but i loved the montage of her being annoying in very endearing and very kiff ways

I could see the moral coming from miles away (it is a kid's show, after all) but I was happy that they didn't exactly endorse the YouTube slop as being "just a new thing" that's probably fine. I interpreted the ending as that they were only able to get Kristophe to engage with them by having him record it and have it mediated though the screen, which is rather bleak if that was intentional.

>>149277473
We've talked about this before. There were obvious rigs in the muffin episode.

Personally I don't mind their occasional use since I ADORE look of the show as a whole, plus they're delivering a lot of episodes per season so sometimes shortcuts are needed. It could always be worse and constantly look like StuGo in motion, another Disney/Titmouse collab...

>>149298673
haha she's a fun one

>>149273307 (OP)
Kiff sweep

As an annoying person, I love Kiffers

>>149274710

>She has hair while having her driver's test and graduation
>Gets bald once she gets a job and a baby

>>149301740
Real