its Luanne for me bros

>>149274110 (OP)
Based

I'm more of a Peggy man.

>>149274131
imagine a universe where their marriage was in fact legal and binding, and Bobby and Luanne remained married for the rest of the show and their relationship gradually evolved from purely platonic to a proper romantic one

>>149274110 (OP)
trashy with a bit of belly, just how i like 'em

>>149274754
Truly perfect

>>149274110 (OP)
Realistically, would Luanne have fattened up eventually? I live in Texas, in fact I live in Central/North Texas and have been all over the state. You see more than your fair share of girls like Luanne, fetal alcohol syndrome type girls who are hot but a bit off, and at least these days a lot of them tend to start putting on weight in their 20s. By their 30s they're as fat as hogs and I kind of wonder if that isn't Luanne's ultimate fate. It's not like getting married to Lucky is going to help her avoid it.

>>149274852
her mom still looked great

>>149274852
early on she was shown to be pretty active and good with mechanical stuff. she was an older style of trailer trash where they spent a lot of time outdoors exercising with blue collar work.

>>149274852
I mean, eventually probably even with motherhood. But some girls just stay gyatt no matter what due to their metabolism or whatever.

>>149274852
Realistically? Yes. In the show? No. In real life she'd already have some pudge that she'd wear well and then even more slowly after some time and especially the baby. In the show however she could have a plot about her eating a whole cake by herself everyday and still look the same.

I think I just cut my lip from biting too hard....
Anyway, Mike Judge and John K draws the best women, I swear.

>>149274110 (OP)
me2

>>149274254
Gross

>>149274110 (OP)
>For me it's SPECIFIC CHARACTER
>POSTS EGREGIOUSLY OFF-MODEL PICTURE OF CHARACTER

Then is that character really for you?

>>149275714
This is such a dumb opinion to have and I'm sorry other people gave it to you.

>>149274110 (OP)
For me, it’s Tammy and her sweet can

>>149274701
Least degenerate /co/poster

>>149274852
I’ve seen a view of those types (I live in Louisiana) but the redneck girls here are either fat as fuck or looked meth out. Some of them age worse than mexican women

>>149275581
Me3

>>149276131

It's not even good fanart, you really couldn't find something better OP?

>>149274110 (OP)
Stop cheating and post actual King of the Hill frames if you want to get your point across

>>149274701
4 posts before the pedos showed up, impressive

>>149276229
Kys shitterfag

>>149274254
Based

>>149275375
If only we had a fusion of their best aspects.

imagine being on the right

>>149275911
No, he's right. It's stupid. It's not our fault you're not capable of a level thinking beyond slack-jawed caveman.
If you have a working brain, on model isn't just the best thing, it's the only thing. Off model is trash to be discarded.

Jesus CHRIST i need Luanne’s fat texas ass bouncing on my Big Puerto Rican cock

>>149274701
>>149276246
SEAnigger hands made these posts

>>149274131
imagine the bush on her. Bobby probably got an eyeful of a goddamn forest between her legs

Alright, that's it for Luanne

>>149275375
Judge's style has a weird balance to it that kind of works, I do think some female characters have overly ugly noses

Shit, nevermind, I missed a few

okay that's it

I REALLY love women with such lewd and shapely figures

>>149276613
can’t believe hank and bobby get to see this ass every day

>>149276733
It just shows you they're inferior men.
I would be CUMMING in this ass every day.

>>149276733
>>149276772
Them Hill fellas ain't right I tell you hwat

100% Hank hill tapped that. The boys probably passed her around while Peggy was doing her stupid peggy shit.

>>149276801
Boomhauer did

You won't get anything like this in the revival

>>149276838
Quick trivia
During this scene, did Hank Hill scream "BWAH" or "NOOOOOOOO"

Hank in fort

>>149274110 (OP)
i'd move back to Texas to find a Luanne gf if it weren't for my fears that it won't live-up to my memories.

>>149276861
Shame he has to share space with fucking Cleveland

https://youtu.be/yXpzTf7zaaI
Cotton is an architect.

>>149276932
Cleveland is funny shut up

>>149276954
He's not as good as King of the Hill and never will be. But I agree, I do miss that show, his show was funny and didn't deserve to be cancelled, even he wanted to return to Quahog. Bob's Burgers is just pure slop by season 5.

>>149276852
He said NOOOOOOOOO…!

when did cartoonist stop making hot women? Cartoonists used to be horny in a based way, drawing hot women like Luanne. Now they are horny in a transgender pedophile sort of way

>>149277233
>when did cartoonist stop making hot women?
Around the Harvey Weinstein/#MeToo debacle. Or 2015 is a good cutoff point.

>>149277233
2014/2013
when they had enough power in the right locations

>>149275911
>This is such a dumb opinion to have and I'm sorry other people gave it to you.
What an odd thing to say.

No one gave me that opinion, it's all mine. That's your cue to say that it being my opinion makes me as dumb as the opinion, but A: I really don't care about anons insulting me as an anon, and B: It's certainly not dumb; what's dumb is to say, "This is the character for me." as though it's perfect, as is, and then misrepresent that character with a picture that drastically alters that character, either in physical appearance, or by depicting them doing something they would not normally ever do.

The most common form of this is someone going on about how much they love "Female Character X," but then posting a picture of her with tits, ass, and thighs inflated to the point she looks like a parade balloon.

Well, if that's what you're into, that's fine, but that also means, if you had to alter them so drastically to suit your tastes, that the character was never perfect to/for you, so the really dumb thing was making that statement to begin with.

>>149274131
Maybe its been a while but I forgot how much skin was shown.

You can see side tit, sorta the top of her crotch(the little line) and pretty much her ass.

>>149276484
I feel she's young enough to consider shaving it short or into designs, since she does head hair.

But imagine he had jumped in to hide and had to stay there to hide from someone else.

>>149274852
Not really most girls like her don't get fat, usually they stay in shape. In luanne's case she had a baby in her early 20s making it easy to lose her baby weight and she had peggy as a good role model. Luanne literally was a boxer and took an exercise class and tried her best not to be a stereotype, though she was at times. She definitely would never be "fat" and she's a classic redneck so if anything she'd probably always be skinny and might even have abs. She's way to active to get fat, most rednecks that are fat now are ones that live off well fair and just drink and eat all day.

>>149274110 (OP)
Did anyone find her x lucky weird? Like not against age gap but learning lucky is literally 38 and luanne is 21-23 as she is around college graduate age and has worked a few jobs and owns a house.

Literally luanne getting with lucky is such a weird choice, he is almost 2x her age and is mostly a loser who needed tons of fixing up. He's a good fella but not so much it's fine. I usually am against peggy over parenting luanne but hank and others just being cool with him is super weird. If I was luanne's uncle i definitely would have told lucky to hit the bricks. Not even like he was a sugar daddy or something

>>149278034
i ship luanne and my oc self insert

>>149278079
As long as he's 30 and under and has a job, better than lucky kek

>>149276801
I've never understood the idea of this. There's lots of people in the show I could picture fucking Luanne but Hank is not one of them. Hank is 100% genuine in his traditional morality and social conservatism. To a fault, really, it gets him into trouble more than once over the course of the show. But he sticks with it. He'd never fuck Luanne, it wouldn't even cross his mind. She's under his parentage and that's how he sees her.

Now, I can see certain other characters fucking her. Boomhauer immediately comes to mind, as does John Redcorn. But not Hank.

Built for BBC

>>149278034
when you get tom petty, you're gonna use him
but yeah there's really nothing redeeming about lucky
like he's not especially an asshole or anything, just an idiot. even if all his friends are scum, but he brings nothing to the table for luanne so its weird she'd even want to be with him. they very much did degrade her in the later seasons

>>149278034
Should have been an older man in his 60's that leashed and collared hers

>>149276733
Reminder that she canonically saw Hank's dick.

>>149278325
Yeah, luanne was a independant girl growing a lot especially for her age starting the series at about 18 and ending at at least 21 as she could legally drink with hank in the house ep. She at the age of 21 already owned a house had a good job and a tv show. She had many skills and knew how to "fish" thanks to hank. Then when lucky came she became a typical baby girl and lost all the depth and growth she had. Not saying luanne was a neural surgeon but she basically went back to being the luanne of that one "pigamalian" ep. He isn't a bad guy but his advice and more fatherly role was weird for how dumb he was. Felt like they turned luanne into one of those babygirls who don't like to think and let their man do it all but she picked the literal worst man to do it.
>>149278346
At least then he'd give her life a uptick instead of a downward spiral. But really in that case might as well have chosen buck back in the pool ep

>>149278385
did he propane'd?

>>149274110 (OP)
No, it's not. If it really was Luanne for you, you'd post an on-model pic and not some bimbo fanart with horribly exaggerated sexual characteristics. Truth is, you're just some porn-addicted gooner shitposting with borderline NSFW images on a blue board.

>>149278624
>>horribly exaggerated

>>149276472
Cope and seethe tranny

>>149276472
should have said Laotian

>>149275644
>>149276251
graced

So attractive but r34 can just never get the look quite right

>>149276272
>sks with ati stock, missing front sights and a duckbill mag
Must have taken pictures of Bubba's booth at the gun show

>>149279182
Did somebody say LAOTIAN????

>>149279318
milk ocean?

>>149279318
I can legitimately see Minh getting enormous fake tits. She's the one KOTH girl I can easily see bogging herself hard. It feels like a natural fit for her character.

>>149278624
>OH NOO A HOT WOMAN AHHHHHH SAVE ME JANNY!!!!!

>>149279595
Ha silly American! Minh have grand Laotian mammeries! No need for silicon!

>>149279553
King Of The Hill except every female character (including Connie) has a pair of head-sized, sloshing udders stretching out their shirts.

>>149279675
but what if she added silicon TO those grand laotian milkers?

>>149280410
Then Minh can not see in front anymore!

>no cute laotian childhood friend
bobby is so lucky…

>>149280590
He was til fox took his god given asian gf away

>>149278175
>Boomhauer immediately comes to mind
this episode
>>149276838
made it explicitly clear he saw her as a surrogate little sister/daughter and made no moves towards her despite having every opportunity to do so

I don't get going off model for Luanne when she's already stacked as hell for something as realistic as KOTH.

>>149280429
She don't need to see to fuck!

i tried to watch the show a few times when i was younger but stopped because i didn’t get it, but when i hit my mid 20s i decided to give it another try, and it became my favorite animated sitcom ever. the pacing and dialogue flys over young people’s heads i think

>>149279318
>Pimp episode
>Minh sees Peggy looking like a street girl
>"I show Peggy Hi'l I make better hooka' any day"
>"Mom, that doesn't sound like a good idea"
>"It better, you gonna be hooka' too"

>>149274110 (OP)
>>149281532
we can go bigger

>>149281603
A B.E Virus sweeps through Arlen one day, turning every woman - of most ages - into a buxom, horny sex-pest.

>>149274110 (OP)
Too skinny. Make her fatter.

Watching Season 3 is frustrating because you can clearly point out which episodes were aired out of order. The crew's early efforts in making the show more serialized are admirable, especially with how FOX must've had them by their necks.

>>149279318
>its a Khan gets Minh implants to gloat about being rich and having a hot wife episode

>>149274110 (OP)
milk.

>>149283092
>It's a "Minh sees Peggy's naked tits while at the spa and starts questioning her entire sexuality" episode.

>>149274131
>>149277630
The fact that you can see 50% of her butt crack tells me that there is an animation cell depicting her full bare ass hidden away somewhere in a studio's production warehouse.

>>149282174
She's fat where it counts ;P

>>149282174

>>149274110 (OP)
>that delicious FUPA
me encanta~

>>149285585
Under the right circumstances she COULD have gotten fat, she clearly likes to eat. If she were a bit less active and a bit less outdoorsy, maybe a different home environment pushing her into a more sedentary lifestyle.

>>149284506
Luanne’s fat white trash trailer park ass and hick accent drives me insane

>>149274131
Honestly, Bobby just DRINKING IN the sight of Luanne's pussy when she moves the shower curtain always cracks me up.

>>149274852
It's implied that Peggy is what Luanne will probably end up looking like. IIRC, there's an episode where Bobby is looking through a photo album and thinks a picture of college-age Peggy is Luanne.

OH MA GAH UNCA HANK!

>>149280613
This.
The guys lived next to Hank since before Bobby was born. Given how relatively comfortable Hank is with having Luanne over (it was never that he didn't want Luanne around; he just wanted his den back), it's safe to say that she'd been coming over since she was a little kid. So the guys would have watched her grow up.
And regular people typically aren't sexually attracted to people they've seen grow from a baby to an adult. That's why it's seen as super sleazy for role models to fuck the kids they inspire/raised.

POST MORE MINH

>>149287888

>>149288091

last

>>149288091

>>149288015
We should've gotten an episode where Minh just... Seduces a young boy, just to show she's still got it.

I started watching KOTH for the first time and I find it funny how such a conservative oriented show has so much sexuality/hot women in it that doesn't feel feign or puerile. Its quiet genuine and I'd even go as far as to say its better than the Simpsons or even most adult cartoons when it comes to hot women.

>>149289345
it works so well because Mike doesn't try to oversell it, if he did it wouldn't work as well with his art style and be more like Duckman

>>149289485
It dawned on me you ever see it in one-off gags, one-off episodes, or within background characters in other cartoons so there's not much ever lasting titillation from that.

>>149289825
True

>>149284139
THAT...that is probably true.

And probably a cell of Hank and Peggy nude from that one episode.

>>149290130
>>149290145

>>149291227

>>149274254
SPBP

Luanne Plap-her

>>149292784
The Platters do have something sexual about them

>>149274110 (OP)
I wanna lick dat tummy

>>149292794
Even Hoyt?

>>149289345
It's precisely because the show is fairly conservative that it can do sex appeal so well. It's tasteful and clever and not gratuitous.

>>149288015

>>149294231
It helps the show doesn't take itself too seriously

>>149294515
This blooper implies two things.

1.) Luanne either has really small nipples or she has ghost areolas that are the same shade as the rest of her skin.

2.) Whenever the show is slightly meta, it does imply that the Hills are portraying themselves in a dramatized version of their actual lives. Yet, Hank makes a quip about Luanne "already getting the part". This implies that she either was made up specifically for the show (i.e. Peggy doesn't actually have a niece in "real life") or Hank thought of casting someone else as Luanne, but he went ahead and let her play herself on the show.

>>149276838
I dont remember why this bothered him. He didn't even like Luanne

>>149275375
I still wish we could've gotten a KOTH movie back in the day...

>>149274131
this is best irl, koth writers knew

>>149294999
The whole point of the episode was that deep down Hank actually did see Luanne as a daughter

all these old shows about families and shit really ruined my expectations. I'm in my 30s now and I'm never going to have a family, let alone a hose, a well paying job, or even a group of friends to drink with. And I'm not even a typical loser, I still made off better than many other american millenials. Its so surreal rewatching these old shows of a pre-internet, pre smartphone world.

>>149296326
Isn't the whole point of the Roy Roger's Ad they did that a KotH movie would be a really stupid thing to do.

>>149276212
Most of the fanart this board reposts constantly is horrendous.
Welcome to the place with the worst taste in the world.

>>149293960
maybe

>>149291227
>>149291249
"Did you have a good weekend, Bi-"
"BOTH OF THEM"!

Which one was packing the biggest hog?

>Reached to the Halloween episode
>See this cutie pie dressed up as the devil

>>149298608
hanks was too thick that it constricted his urethra

>>149275150
Nah, she had chronic muffin-top, and you can tell that labia was starting to drag.

>>149279318
Minh is objectively the hottest mom in Arlen.

>>149298608
Bill, but it's buried under fat and probably doesn't work the best because of his unhealthy life-style.

>>149298768
Less than a month away, anon. You might wanna pick up the pace. I just finished the spanking episode. I'll be lucky to get through those first seven seasons by August

>>149274110 (OP)
Luanne is very sexy, yes.

>>149276801
>I allow my single-minded desire for sexual pleasure to distort my character, so I project that on others without hesitation
Gooners always speak volumes about who they are.

>>149299431
She probably would've fucked Bobby early on.

>>149276801

>>149276801
You clearly don't have relatives younger than you.

>>149277557
That’s not the perfect interpretation of Raven, the perfect Raven interpretation is by Jim Sugomi where she’s willingly consenting to having her brain cooked into the permanent mental function of a cow while getting fat ass and breasts and telling Beast Boy when he feels concern for her intelligence, that it feels good and it’s where she should be mentally, before the means to express that thought are burned out of her mind along with the ability to conceptualize much of the alphabet or any major concepts, walking through mental functions to erase them, her pussy gushing at the brain trauma.

Man I love Luanne because she’s genuinely a sweetheart. That episode where Bobby starts doing modeling she was so happy for him and even snuck him to a show when Hank was preventing it.

>>149300197
Don’t worry, it won’t be worth rushing to. None of the reboots ever are.

uncle hank i started an onlyfans account

>>149274110 (OP)
shes got annoying episodes(manger babies) but overall she's very good , and a cute, i really like her Bobby dynamic

>>149302284
>YOU hwat
>what did i tell you luanne for gods sake, peggy im taking up smoking again

>>149294515
anon whats the source on that ffs

>>149302388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9tB0xmaDRs

I really like her season 1 voice

I hope she at least makes a visual cameo on the new series. If they had the balls to change Dale's voice actor despite the circumstances, she should've gotten the same chance to be back with a new voice

>>149276417
this but my small puerto rican cock

>>149302284

>tfw no drunken Luanne and Minh bikini wrestling for your enjoyment

Luanne is adorable no matter what her hair style or amount of hair is

>>149302681

>>149302691

>>149302706

>>149302717

>>149302727

>>149302734

>>149302746

>>149302681
Her bob cut was peak

>>149302884
>>149302681
imo the small ponytail with the messy front bangs is best >>149275581

A shame we never got Luanne with really big hair.
She seems to naturally have big hair so she could probably go much larger.

>>149303547
imagine those tits going up and down against you during cowgirl sex

>>149302449
They only did that because his original VA actually recorded lines for the new show before he died. Brittney Murphy has been dead for nearly 16 years; Luanne was never going to be in the new show. At most, we'll get them in the background dropping Gracie off or something. At the very least, there will be a picture of them somewhere in the Hill's house.

>>149303624
Eight people got to experience that

>>149304428
Eight? She only fucked Buckley, Rad Thibodeaux, Rad's ex-best friend, and Lucky.

just watched season 2 episode 8 "the Son that Got Away". Can someone explain to me why there is so much NTR in this show?

What was Buckleys problem?

>>149304755
Joke character

>>149304680
There's a reason we call them "cuckservatives"

>>149304494
Don't forget Zack

>>149304900

>>149304900
>>149304910
>only 4 men
she's a nun by modern standards

>>149304755
Eternal loser syndrome.
Not smart enough to achieve anything, not physically built to be of use to anyone, and enough likable social skills to allow him to coast through the easiest years of his life.
Without any real talents or knowledge and no reason to develop or mature during his youth he was on track to be a chronic loser for life.
Maybe end up like that guy who did nothing but beg for money if his natural charm wore out or his looks aged enough not to have airheaded girls take pity on him.

>>149303098
Maybe the animators thought she'd look too much like Nancy with big hair.

>>149305211
Dale is so lucky

>>149304939
To be fair, she was pretty committed to Buckley, Rad was oozing with charisma, and Luanne probably only fucked his friend in the heat of the moment when Rad basically told her to fuck off. Zach was basically a copy of Buckley: asshole dullard who didn't treat Luanne right.

Luanne's not a slut: she's a woman who gives herself entirely to her boyfriend, expecting him to do the same. Sadly for her, only Lucky genuinely loved her.

>>149305225
I really wish there had been an episode that fully explained what it was that Dale did to snag Nancy in the first place. Obviously she got tired of him pretty early, and only realized she actually loved him over a decade later, but how'd he get her in the first place.

>>149305677
From the glimpse we got when she and Dale rekindled in Nancy's Boys it may have just been his sincerity which prevents him from considering cheating on her like that ep when that female exterminator comes onto him and his delusional trust that blinded him to the possibility that she could be unfaithful.

>>149302717
I love the way they draw eyes on this show, it's so specific

>>149279318
Why did Super not want to make KotH porn anymore?

>>149302284
>Luane… Only important people like congressmen or assistant managers are allowed to have fans
> Anyone else havin’ ‘em, well, that’s just a cult. Now I ask ya, are you gonna join a cult again?”

>>149307202
Lol I dunno

>>149294663
>1.) Luanne either has really small nipples or she has ghost areolas that are the same shade as the rest of her skin.


Huh, never thought about that but now I gotta get some refs for future doodles.

Politely requesting a webm of this scene

>>149304680
>the Son that Got Away
You mean the episode where Bobby wins over Connie with his genuine caring nature and Joseph concedes that to him?

>>149288091
>>149288132
Another KotH mystery: How did Minh NOT get gangbanged by their redneck buddies in that episode? She was the only female in the group and they had no idea Khan was capable of fighting until after she stormed off when they tried breaking into a store. They absolutely would have gotten Khan black out drunk to get their hands on his woman for one night.

>>149308592
same. At this quality
>>149274131

>>149308749
GOD I love Luanne's big boobies!

>>149308771
Who's to say she didn't?

>>149307685
that's exactly how he would react

Luanne makes me feel more like a pedophile than liking actual loli characters

>>149283057
She's so cute when she's pouting ^v^

>>149310367
It really emphasizes the fetal alcohol syndrome features in her face

>>149308719
Yeah, the real NTR doesn't begin until the episode in >>149308592 then again in the episode where Joseph hits puberty. Kahn Jr is a vapid whore that deserves to suffer.

>>149274110 (OP)
>Gooanne

>>149277557
Brevity is the spirit of wit

>>149309806
Mindset. Lolis you like are more like "Ew, you stinky pedo, get away from me". Luanne is more like "You want me to get in the van? Oh, you know aunt Peggy! Okay!"

>>149294663
>ghost areolas
haha yessssssss.

>>149274110 (OP)
Every time she’s on screen I say in my thickest drawl
>LOOO-ANNE

>>149310811
I'll have to conduct some research tonight...

>>149304755
hey

>>149274254
Ngl, her beating Leanne's ass made me blush

>>149274131
based on what

>>149314050
on MERICA

>>149274110 (OP)
meh

>>149274110 (OP)
boobers

>>149298512
The way he cuts her off just slightly to answer her implied question instead of what she actually asked while completely ignoring the contempt behind it is just utter perfection. Quite possibly my favorite line delivery in a series that does not lack for amazing deliveries.

>>149275941
good taste

>>149298512
Gilbert only said that one of them died in his other appearance, leaving one cousin and the widow. Bill DEFINITELY had a chance to continue the Dauterive name.

>>149316831
The cousin and widow died leaving Gilbert and Bill the last of the Dauterives, two deadends.

>>149316831
It was two widows and one cousin; not two cousins and one widow. That's why he screams "Both of em!" at the end: he fucked around with both widows. And they were primarily so horny because they were stuck at Manor Dauterive as widows of the family. Once Gilbert sold the place, they had no reason to lust for Billdozer cock.