Man kids these days don't know what they're missing, they'll go back and be nostalgic for Flapjack, Chowder & Steven Universe.

Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries?

What do today's cartoons teach these kids?
Flapjack - how to be bossed around by a captain and be a whale's mommaboy
Chowder - it's okay to be fat and a failure of a cook
Steven Universe - It's okay to be fat and overly effeminate and be a mommaboy of 3 neurotic females that don't look very female

Adventure Time - yodude whooo is this Minecraft? let's like do Adventure n shiattt no wait let me get high first, lmao. Was this written and arted by the same team behind Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog? looks like it. I don't think it was made by the team behind Superjail.
Star Vs - It's okay to be retarded and have no idea how to write a cartoon. It's okay to have beanmouths like a retard. Am I retarded enough?
Gravity Falls - I have no idea how to write a mystery detective cartoon show. Also beanmouths are a-okay, it's okay to look retarded and behave retarded like Mabel.

And worse is when these cartoons spread their influence onto other cartoons.

>>149276216 (OP)
Cope, seethe, mald and dilate

>>149276216 (OP)
OP, only Flapjack and Chowder are good. Everything else you've mentioned are shit. And this is just another shitty copypasta

>>149276254
Nope

>>149276216 (OP)
/co/ in 2012
>Man Adventure Time and Regular Show are great but Chowder and Flapjack really were the good old days
/co/ in 2025
>EVERY SHOW MADE AFTER 1990 IS A PIECE OF SHIT

>>149276269
>>149276254
>>149276235
Fim f@m fum do I SMELL GEN-ZERS and SOUTH AMERICANS? you call them out and they come, just like loyal lapdogs.

>>149276257
>Nope
the coping and seething is so strong
>>149276257
>>149276269
literally samefagging rn

>>149276280
Keep seething tranny

>>149276257
>Nope
the coping and seething is so strong

>>149276284
There’s no samefagging, tard

>>149276301
please ignore the post, that was an accident

>>149276306
And what about this ?
>>149276299

>>149276284
Underage ESL, ESL, ESL, ESL alert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvYeLxMKN8&ab_channel=BrunoBressam

>>149276216 (OP)
HNNG...! *takes a fat shit on this thread* What are you gonna do about that, huh?

>>149276309
Is it wrong to my post?

>>149276314
nigga, stop paying attention to my already deleted post and take your meds

>>149276316
*Laughs at you*
*Doxxes you*
*Drives up to your house*
*Your son was being naughty on the internet again, Mrs Sanchez*
*She grabs the slipper and beats the shit out of you AND NO MORE TENDIES*
Gen-Zers are funny in their delusions and how they fall like a deck of cards when you actually punish them like the animals they are. Gen-alphas only understand violence, they're actual feral beings at this point.

>>149276216 (OP)
OP what are on about?
>Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary
No? Are you using one cartoon as an example and applying that to all other cartoons of that time? Because no cartoons like that were causally teaching that stuff.
>today's cartoons
"Flapjack and Chowder were canceled years ago and are nearly 20 years old now, so they’re hardly modern cartoons. Also, the lessons you mentioned seem completely made up. Seriously, what are you even talking about?

>>149276325
Lol you take meds? What the fuck is wrong with your generation? Are you in the hospital right now posting on 4chan? NURSE NURSE gen-Zoophillic is posting from his borrowed laptop from the children's hospital AGAIN.

>>149276318
It was like the now canceled one

>>149276309
I need to double check my post. And if anything, you're getting mad over nothing and responding to posts that have been deleted. Just refresh the page, dude

>>149276336
Keep seething

>>149276332
Hey camera look at this gen-Zer pretending he's from the 90s, roflmao.
>But anon he said the N word >:O he must be cereal
Wow he said "No?" yep he must be 100% serious and correct and far more knowledgeable than anyone else because he told me "No?" in his confused state.
Ahahahahah gen-Zers are so pathetic. They look in the archives, watch 1 measly cartoon once every 6 months and don't even understand what they're watching.

>>149276332
>hey’re hardly modern cartoons
They can air in the 2025 right now and people won't notice a difference. Wait why the fuck am I even arguing with a loser like you? Get the fuck back and do your homework, gen-alpha. Or back to flipping my burgers or finishing those Excel word spreadsheets AND DON'T FUCK IT UP AGAIN OR I'LL TELL YOUR BOSS , generation of telltalers and losers.

>>149276336
>>149276337
I can see that I have no reason to deal with you right now, because you clearly are having a schizo meltdown. However, I'll leave you with this, you seem like a friendly, reasonable individual and you do have a future coming up. Please seek a therapist indefinitely. You really need help and fast

>>149276340
>Dudddeeeeeeeeeeee
DUdddeeeeeee
DUDDEEEE
DUDE :D

DUDEEE(E(E(E(E(E(E(E(E(E(E(EE
DUDEEEEEEEEE seethe
DDDUDEEE
MUH DUDE
MY DUDEEE
LIKE DUDE
LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MUH DUDE

Gen-Zers actually talk like that? did nobody tell them how ridiculously pretentiously hippy and stupid they sound?
It's like a 19 year old hippy stoned off his ass trying to teach you anything. Go fix your own life before you give advice, MUH DUDDEEEE.

>>149276373
I want you to read this >>149276372

>>149276372
OHH MY DUDEEE
OOOHH MY DUDDE

OH MY DUDDEEE CLEMENTINE AIN'T I THE LIVING END, MUH DUDE? EYY SHUCKS

>>149276216 (OP)
I haven't watched most of the shows you mentioned. Because of that, I'm not emotionally invested in arguing either for or against them.
However, I am curious about this part:
>Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries?
Which cartoons are you referring to here? Could you name some examples? I'm not sure if I've ever learned anything useful from a cartoon.

>>149276349
>>149276357
Stop drinking onions

I take it that this is a schizo thread.

>>149276372
I’m no the schizo here

>>149276372
>I can see that I have no reason to deal with you right now,
What if I pay you? I know how money hungry you gen-Zers are.
>because you clearly are having a schizo meltdown.
Oh you mean like your parents are having one over you every night?
>However, I'll leave you with this, you seem like a friendly, reasonable individual and you do have a future coming up.
I am friendly, reasonable and with a bright future. Thank you. ;) Unlike you. Gen-X & millenials have had a childhood and some nice futures
>Please seek a therapist indefinitely. You really need help and fast
My parents are my "therapists" they actually helped me unlike your parents that put you in front of a tablet or PC all day and you have to go to them to yell for a sandwich and then your mexican father beats you up for not making your own goddamn sandwich at the age of 5, sheeeeiiitttt lazy niggur 5 year old can't cook or make his own sandwich sheeeitt nigger.
Your generation needs help and fast before you become slaves of gypsies far worse than your parents. Rothschilds-tier gypsies.

>>149276397
No this is a butthurt gen-Zer thread.

>>149276389
Stop drinking Starbucks and vaping from the age of 7 you stupid zoo zoo alpha animal.

>>149276411
>I am friendly, reasonable and with a bright future
Keep telling yourself that maybe it’ll become true

>>149276397
I take it that this is a schizo thread, DUDE. Fr, dude.

>>149276418
You are a butthurt fag

>>149276422
Keep telling yourself that maybe it’ll become true, dude.
>>149276434
You are a butthurt fag, dude

>>149276426
>>149276439
Fag

Hmm I think they learned. They stopped using dude once I made fun of the way they speak.

Now if only the retarded femanons can stop wearing goddamn sneakers n boots with a summer dress during summer. You put an overly feminine and elegant summer dress and then you put fucking sneakers in your feet ... or black goth boots during summer. Your feet must stink like hell.


Too bad it won't last more than 8 hours before their subconscious kicks in to what they're used to and their other gen-Zers re-educate them to talk like a hippy nigger again.

>>149276452
Pass on the bong, Duderino duderin. :^)

>>149276418
Yep, it's a schizo thread.

>>149276463
Kys vogeltroon

>like , like you know
>like that
>like, I mean , you know what I mean?
>like for real, like for real for real.
>I mean ... it's like ... you know ... like...
>yeah and like ...

>>149276488
Yep it's a gen-Z thread. fr no cap or with cap? do you want it capped or no cap, sir? sir? sanjay? dude this generation is COOKed.

Meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow.

>>149276503
Oh my apologies I meant a gen-alpha thread. ;) Gen-alphas talk with fr no cap cook skibidi toilet and gen-Z talk like a bunch of know-it-all hippiots in that slow retard voice if they're white or in that ADHD nigger voice if they're black eyed mutts.

>>149276503
>>149276518
>he’s replying to himself

>>149276216 (OP)
>Grandpa is mad that the new generation doesn't share the same views as them.
He's some weirdo that Mr. Anon.

Gen-alpha & Gen-Z sat in a tree and KYS themselves together with a trooN!!! gen-Z trannied out and gen-alpha korean rapped all about it, konichiwa muh japaneso negro.
It's funny how gen-Z & gen-alpha hate each other so much. Gen-Zers barely reaching 20s call gen-alphas squeakers, roflmao. They keep yelling "Lol are you racist?" while screeching nigger atop of their lungs before their retarded jew moderators come in saying "No N word allowed" and they wonder why they're such a dishonest passive aggressive bunch of retards who sabotage each other. Even millennials are better than them, the only thing gen-alphas might be right about is that millennials make for awful parents, at least the liberal/communist millennials who leave them with a tablet in front of them all day long and the retarded kid learns what a porno is but doesn't know what a period is. :)) he knows 20 different kinds of emoticons and sexes, but doesn't actually know what the definition of real mental illnesses are and the list goes on. Most gen-alphas don't even understand their own lingo when you ask them what "cooked" means in their nigger broccoli head vocabulary.

>>149276546
You are right, Miguel

This thread be no cap gang, it straight up busting. Yall ain't ready for the truth cuz toons to today be the shits you know what I am saying. I keep it real 100 I got two eggs frying them bitches be crispy, you know what I am say cuz. My teeth are golden, my swag be peak, my rizz, naw you ain't ready for my rizz fr fr.

>>149276555
>>149276579
Take your meds, tranny

>>149276280
You can only smell your own room. Which could very well smell of Gen-Z and South American.

>>149276534
>>149276546
>REEEEEEE STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME , I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A BUMP LIMIT IS, I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT RESERVED POSTS ARE :D I DON"T UNDERSTAND ANYTHIINNG!!!!!! TEACH MEEE, SENPAI
>TEACH MEE, PLEASEE I DON"T HAVE PARENTS
>PLEASE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS ;_:
> I NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD ;_: WAAHH
>My brown parents beat me up and left me
>And my white parents left me with the tablet in front of me watching skibidi toilet & Digital Circus 24/7 and the Undertale & Homestuck fandoms became my family. ;_;

Poor poor gen-Zers :(
Adopt a manchild 20 year old gen-Z now, care about the Excel spreadsheet gen-Zers :(
Adopt a 10 year old gen-alpha now :(

It's not their fault. The Internet were their parents, except unlike us millenials ... they didn't have both the internet and parents and a non-internet friend group going in the park with them.

>Dda-daddy what is a parrkkk? is that where you do the water bottle challenge?
>Gen-Z: What is a water bottle challenge? Oh youu mean the ice bucket challenge.
>Gen-Alpha: What is an ice bucket challenge? Don't you mean the water bottle challenge? The one where you flip it till it lands on its bottom or exactly on the cap?
>Gen-Z: God gen-alphas are so uneducated about everything.
>Millenials SMACKS the gen-Z , be nice to your little retarded brother, Gen-Zoo. .. you're not very far off from him.

>>149276604
You aren’t better that anyone and never will