Thread 149276259

If anyone got a life-sized futa Raven sex doll at their doorstep, let me know. I think FedEx fucked up my delivery.

Citizen Momma..

>>149276259 (OP)
I'm with Hiroyuki Nishimura block! Who you fighting with?

The drawthread room smells like shit.

The lolithread room smells like strawberries

THE 22ND FLOOR THAT HOSTS MARVEL THREADS IS ON FIRE!!!

>>149276259 (OP)
Goddamnit we have a garbage chute, stop throwing your fucking cumrags into the central pit.
The sun's heating them up and the whole complex smells like reheated jizz.

>>149276346
That was yours? One of my hellafag neighbors took it from my door and said it was his so I just let him have it.

You better come to church this Sunday anons or I'm disabling the wi fi again

>>149276969
>tfw the central pit garbage mountain has already consumed the first ten floors and you live on Level 11
d-does anybody need a roommate?

Im glad I live on the 413th floor.
I just wish I didn't have to share it with the Homestucks.

>>149276996
Pray you get a gf, dork.

>>149277030
Depends, on a scale of 1-10 how good do you look in kneesocks, and how much do you like Bendis comics.

Floor 44 here. The lights went out all across the level and I'm hearing strange noises.
Is the gun shop on 35 and 55 still open? The one on 45 is closed for a holiday.

>>149276259 (OP)
WOULD YOU SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE UP HERE

WHERE THE HELL IS THE LANDLORD

>>149277241
YEAH, SHUT UP.
I'm trying to listen to this guy masturbate up there.

You mean there are NO girls in the tower? As in not one single solitary bitch?

>>149277271
Our girls have penises, isnt Dr. Girlfriend.....you know?

>>149277271
SOMEBODY CALLED?

what floor is hosting the rick and morty watch party?

>>149277600
Thats down the road next to the leather store.

STOP FAPPING DOWN THE HOLE!

>>149276259 (OP)
Roger I'm bored, can you please give us a copy of the Cowboys & Aliens comic? I heard they're a dollar

>>149277671
So that's what that crusty layer was.

Who’s the chucklefuck who taught it was a good idea to have the owlfags and frogfags be neighbours?

>>149277763
The same ones who made the Gay Demons and Gay Aliens be neighbors

>>149276259 (OP)
Backrooms jumpscare

>>149276960
>>149277241
>>149277254
>>149277262
>>149277271
>>149277361
>>149277671
STOP SHOUTING, I'M NAPPING!!!!!!!!!!

>>149277059
Wil do. (Prays)

>>149276969
Question: I’ve been smashturbating

>>149278178
Explain.

>>149278134
WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU

>>149278196
I’ve done nothing but smashturbate for three days

Who let the door open ? , there's a tourist on the 67 floor stinking all the threads

>>149276259 (OP)
I saw a guy with a boner in a batcostume...

>>149276259 (OP)
GUYS THERE'S NO DOORS IN OR OUT WHAT THE FUCK DO WE EAT?!

>>149276259 (OP)
Last week i threw a vivz fan out the window just to hear him slam against the ground
No thud yet but i can still hear him screaming

>>149279501
there are windows, son
you climb out,
climb down,
and eat what you find on the ground

>>149279781
>he actually eats the things he finds *down there*
Who's gonna tell him?

>>149279501
We got cumrags aplenty >>149276969

>>149276259 (OP)
This is the /co/ tower? Could’ve sworn I was living in the /pol/ tower.

>>149276259 (OP)
>LYLE WAKE UP, WAKE THE FUCK UP! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!

who wants to have gay sex?

>>149280679
Again?

>>149280133
Good God it's self-sustaining.

>>149276259 (OP)
Floor 62 here. The sonic heads next door have been fucking nonstop for the past 12 days and one is trying to punch a hole through my wall so I'm forced to watch, anyone know if floor 63 is full?

Floor 413 is always blocked off until April 13th for some reason. The landlords evict anyone who try to enter before that date

Guys, /Death Battle/ has taken over yet antoher floor.
We gotta do something about this

/DB/bros... We have taken over yet another floor.
Big W if you ask me

>>149276996
aight, i'm there
>>149277030
>he doesn't want to become a trash-tunneler
you are missing out on so much bro. Just the mushrooms alone make it worth it. Found a single morel once growing out of a patch of coffee grounds and crusty socks that was, without exaggeration, 5 pounds in weight.

>>149281690
>>149281741
Gentlemen, please. There's a clear and obvious solution to all of our issues here.
Fight to the death. TAKING BETS HERE, PLACE EM WHILE YA CAN!

ATTENTION /CO/JORAN WORKERS.

AN ANON AMONGST YOU IS HARBORING /aco/, /h/, /y/, /mlp/ AND /biz/ REFUGEES.

ANY INFORMATION LEADING TO THIER ARREST WILL BE REWARDED WITH ACCESS TO "THE NOZZLE" FOR NO LESS THAN TWENTY FIVE MINUTES

ALSO I HAVE MADE IT WITH KIRA'S MOM.

THAT WILL BE ALL

>>149282100
All right.
I'm... let's check - I'm high multiversal and outerversal with Jack Vance and catholicism scaling

The neko ninja have taken over floors 210 through 249, and that meddlesome ronin is too busy skating at the 15th floor park to deal with them

>>149276996
.........we have a church? Why?

>>149281690
>>149281741

At least its not /dbs/. Can we evict them?

Attention: Due to rampant abuse - you know who you are - all phone, internet and messaging services between floors 149 and 231 are shut off until further notice.

>>149283539
>still not doing anything about the level 237fags and thier fuckery
The smell alone, for fucks sake.....

>>149283140
>he thinks they're actual tenants

>>149283539
I swear she's an adult woman. Those pictures are entirely legal in /co/ and it's sister towers!

>>149283840
........now that I think of it, do any us pay to live here? Like, at all?

>>149276259 (OP)
>elevator is broken
>again
>i live on the top floor
the view is not fucking worth it.

which floor was the rape room again?

>>149285028
That's the fun part.
They're all rape rooms

>>149285028
every room I walk into, boi

>try and take garbage out by hand because cumrags blocked the chute
>a guy wearing hockey pads and a black sack over his head is waiting for me at the stairwell
>seconds later he's dangling me by my ankles over the central pit while screaming WHERE ARE THEY
Fuck Batlarpers

>>149279803
I have drones
they fetch me take out from the Indian bot farm down the block
shitty service,
always going on and on about restoring some really shitty furniture or some such,
but the Naan bread is always freshly baked from the main store,
and the one normal dude who married the Latina stripper and opened their own pop up stall makes a really great chicken masala burrito

I've been getting calls from my FBI agent about all the shit you've been looking up while you use my internet. I've been put on some pretty bad list by proxy.

>>149281294
Anyone know where there is a floor for more civilized Sonic fans, as in like the anons who participated in the old Conductor threads?
>Tailsfag and other trolls
They don't count