Man kids these days don't know what they're missing, they'll go back and be nostalgic for Flapjack, Chowder & Steven Universe.

Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries?

What do today's cartoons teach these kids?
Flapjack - how to be bossed around by a captain and be a whale's mommaboy
Chowder - it's okay to be fat and a failure of a cook
Steven Universe - It's okay to be fat and overly effeminate and be a mommaboy of 3 neurotic females that don't look very female

Adventure Time - yodude whooo is this Minecraft? let's like do Adventure n shiattt no wait let me get high first, lmao. Was this written and arted by the same team behind Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog? looks like it. I don't think it was made by the team behind Superjail.
Star Vs - It's okay to be retarded and have no idea how to write a cartoon. It's okay to have beanmouths like a retard. Am I retarded enough?
Gravity Falls - I have no idea how to write a mystery detective cartoon show. Also beanmouths are a-okay, it's okay to look retarded and behave retarded like Mabel.

And worse is when these cartoons spread their influence onto other cartoons.

>REEEEEEE STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME , I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A BUMP LIMIT IS, I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT RESERVED POSTS ARE :D I DON"T UNDERSTAND ANYTHIINNG!!!!!! TEACH MEEE, SENPAI
>TEACH MEE, PLEASEE I DON"T HAVE PARENTS
>PLEASE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS ;_:
> I NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD ;_: WAAHH
>My brown parents beat me up and left me
>And my white parents left me with the tablet in front of me watching skibidi toilet & Digital Circus 24/7 and the Undertale & Homestuck fandoms became my family. ;_;

Poor poor gen-Zers :(
Adopt a manchild 20 year old gen-Z now, care about the Excel spreadsheet gen-Zers :(
Adopt a 10 year old gen-alpha now :(

It's not their fault. The Internet were their parents, except unlike us millenials ... they didn't have both the internet and parents and a non-internet friend group going in the park with them.

>Dda-daddy what is a parrkkk? is that where you do the water bottle challenge?
>Gen-Z: What is a water bottle challenge? Oh youu mean the ice bucket challenge.
>Gen-Alpha: What is an ice bucket challenge? Don't you mean the water bottle challenge? The one where you flip it till it lands on its bottom or exactly on the cap?
>Gen-Z: God gen-alphas are so uneducated about everything.
>Millenials SMACKS the gen-Z , be nice to your little retarded brother, Gen-Zoo. .. you're not very far off from him.

This thread be no cap gang, it straight up busting. Yall ain't ready for the truth cuz toons to today be the shits you know what I am saying. I keep it real 100 I got two eggs frying them bitches be crispy, you know what I am say cuz. My teeth are golden, my swag be peak, my rizz, naw you ain't ready for my rizz fr fr.

>>149276630 (OP)
Flapjack, Chowder and Mighty B were the last true cartoons

>>149276655
*Cuddles him* oh you poor unfortunate soul without a chilhood ... The Hannah Montana mines must have been horrible back in 2008 during the economic crisis. There there it'll all be okay, mommy millennial will teach you what a childhood is.

What's ironic is that if Gen-Z found out gen-alphas browsed this place then they'd stop posting ...
if gen-alphas found out millennials & gen-Z posted among them then they'd yell SUS and stick to their Discord Minecraft servers.

Gen-Z worships millennials and constantly tries to copy millennials in everything even their hatred of the newer gens and hatred of new cartoons, all while fucking up. Since gen-Z also hang out with the worst millennials possible.

Gen-Z men also screech like autistic cuckspergs when milllennials steal gen-Zer's 20-30 year old women.

Gen-alphas don't give a fuck ... until you tell them their knee height surgery is not advisable, until you tell them their tranny surgery is not advisable, basically when you actually try to behave like a parent with them, they screech like animals worse than gen-Z. Gen-Z at least pretends to not understand, but gen-alpha groan like literal cattle and then run off too when you call their nigger bluff.

>>149276645
Complete incoherent gibberish

Cartoons CAN teach life lessons and all that crap, but it doesn't have to. I believe that there's nothing wrong with cartoons being straight up slapstick retardedness as long as it has a reason to. Ren and Stimpy is a prime example of this.

Basically there's no more intellectuals left on 4chan, not even a 1%. Anyone caught posting from France, Britain, Germany is most likely an immigrant and at best a redneck. Australian & Canadian rednecks are among the worst posters together with Florida, Alabama, Ohio & Texas states and of course Los Angeles posters.

>>149276630 (OP)

>>149276645
>>149276788
That's enough out of you two.

KEEDZ THESE DAYS THEY DON'T KNOW THEY MISSED OUT THEY DON'T KNOW

>>149276630 (OP)
Those are the cartoons that shitty zoomers deserve, though.

>>149276787
The diversity of cartoons in 90s and 2000-2007 was astounding.
You didn't like Ren & Stimpy and its clone Cow & Chicken? You could watch Swat Kats instead or Scooby Doo from the 60s and Tom & Jerry from the 40s.

You liked Ren & Stimpy's style but hated those 2 characters? You could watch Ripping Friends and I Am Weasel because creators back then understood real diversity.
You didn't like CN's cheap bobblehead art style like Billy & Mandy? You could flip the channel to FoxKids and watch some goddamn Saban shows or Disney's high-framerate animated shows.
You got bored of both and wanted some wholesome cartoons but without insulting your intelligence? PBS shows had stuff like Mysteries of Providence.
You didn't like neither the French toddler cartoons neither Arthur's or Doug's bullshit? How about George Shrinks where the family is actually happy and the main character isn't a loser geek but an engineer Indiana Jones Stuart Little without the creepy british accent?
You didn't like The Simpsons? You could watch Life with Louie.
You didn't like Beavis & Butthead? you could watch South Park.
You didn't like Kids Next Door? You could watch
You didn't like Recess? You could watch Fillmore.
The diversity in cartoons was insanely high and not just because they shoved rerurns of The Looney Tunes & Hannah Barbera to fill up time, there were A LOT of cartoons being made during the 90s and 2000s, a lot of them even cancelled & unaired for a long time such as Swat Kats. I haven't seen Swat Kats aired on CN since the 2 years they were airing.
Wanted a more adult cartoon but not Futurama that felt like Simpsons and not like Beavis & Butthead? You had MTV cartoons which also had a rich diversity of action & slice of life cartoons, even a goddamn Spiderman cartoon.

You had Man of Action cartoons airing on CN which looked like they came from a completely different channel.

>>149276845
Shut up fag

>>149276864
And I wish we could go back to that era of cartoons, but it seems like nowadays people are just creativity bankrupt or the industry who runs it doesn't like creativity.
Lets keep rebooting the same cartoon that originally aired like 20 years ago instead of actually making something new!

>>149276630 (OP)
>Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries?

Teen Titans Go has multiple episodes about taxes, rental properties and retirement funds

>>149276864
You didn't like the shitty Felix The Cat wannabe Sonic the Hedgehog show? You get an 80-s rocklike radical xtreme Sonic the Hedgehog show (which pales in comparison to Biker Mice From Mars, but still better than the shitty Felix the Cat wannabe show)

Remember those cartoons similar to Animaniacs where you had like 2 to 4 shows in one? Eek The Cat, Terrible Thunderlizards, Clutter ... you had multiple shows in 1. You had anthologies in 1. Heathcliff & The Alleyway cats. You had both reboots of old IPs & original IPs.

Hey want Loonatics Unleashed but actually good? Watch Swat Kats where Tazz from Tasmania is now an ace pilot fighter. Want a Goof Troop styled slice of life show with Tazz? you got it.
You didn't like Kids Next Door? You could watch Spydogs. You didn't like the shitty movie? You could watch the cartoon show instead.
You didn't like the live action Stuart Little? you could watch the animated one instead.
Saban cartoons? it wasn't just Power Rangers, it was a whole plethora of well proportioned character designs basically like the 86s back with a vengeance with better animation and shading.
You had the panda show, you had Jim Button
Dubbed anime that isn't a harem show or sailor moon? you got it. A children's card game but you don't like YuGiOh? You got Duel Masters/Kaijudo. You didn't like Pokemon? You got Digimon.
You had Oban Star Racers, you had Galaktik Football, you had 7 different iterations of Willy Fog & Treasure Planet, you had Disney's Peter Pan and Saban's Peter Pan.
You had Batman Beyond back when a fish out of water new-generation reboot younger superhero did not automatically mean dogshit fr cap no senpai skibidi woke crap with broccoli heads & afros like Miles Morales and sidecut Miley Cyrus I mean Gwen.

You had what to choose from WITHOUT having to go back to the 70s, 60s, 50s, 40s, 30s going on some Indiana Jones tier expedition throuhgout the internet asking the ancient seers what it used to be like back then.

>>149276845
Seethe more millennoid

>>149276904
um- ummm that doesn't count because... it just doesn't okay!

>>149276904
But nothing about culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1508wboZXk&ab_channel=WBKids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1AxKhlbO2Y&ab_channel=WBKids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xSjBnquAWk&ab_channel=WBKids

Teen Titans GO was basically a parody show similar to Animaniacs & South Park, but you could immediately tell which was which from which generation ... as in GO has more to do with South Park's antimorals than Warner Brother's attempts at making fun of Disney and everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4dq27BB2RM&ab_channel=CoOpyNetworK
It's actually kinda telling that GO's writers are in the know about redpill /pol/itics stuff, but have 0 knowledge on who Michelangelo, Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci, etc. are , very very similar to South Park which is made by 2 redneck losers who have 0 culture in them.
Which shows how artistic types can turn something as boring as that Beast Boy fighting aliens & tofu on his scooter episode into a decent episode, while TTGO sucks ass at it because TTGO is basically like watching Dilbert+South Park at this point.... if only 90% of the episodes actually were that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7dgUq5Qe4&ab_channel=JackoTV compared to say Dan vs that actually manages to make an immersive, interesting and well paced plot about a villain protagonist who actually wins instead of losing like Dick Dastardly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPcWdc2JT_8&ab_channel=theimaginaries

>>149276916
>Seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA&ab_channel=sput56

It hasn't been more obvious since the 1929 economic crisis that the FEDs/jews want to dumbify this generation as much as humanly possible. That's why no more reruns of anything and no more financing anything. No more writers guilds, no more schools that teach you how to write, no more good pay as a writer, etc.
Except it feels more like the 70s lack of cartoons era except instead of just being cartoons affected it's everything. The 70s were abysmal for cartoons, all you had were animated films at best. But we're now in the 2020s and nothing has changed since 2008... unless Disney, Nick, CN all decide to go back to Hannah Montana *shudders* not sure if that's a better alternative than the mockery that are cartoons nowadays.

I guess you could say video games at least have it better than cartoons because there's more money in it and the indie scene exploded in the vidya industry ... almost most gen-Zers and gen-alphas don't watch cartoons, they play video games instead over films & cartoons. And millennials who still remember are too old to watch cartoons unless they've got a niece or something cause most young millennials don't have kids.
Albeit looking at vidya games it's like the AAA garbage you see on Netflix and still nothing but degenerative practices like fake frames and GPUs weighting 6 pounds instead of becoming more temperature efficient and actually evolving making everything more expensive and going back to cabinet-sized PCs.

Is anyone here even a millenial? Do you remember cartoons? I was lucky to get an amalgamation of 90s and 2000s cartoons ... I never grew up on 86s cartoons, but I also wasn't stuck on Spongebob, Simpsons and Cow & Chicken all day everyday thank God. I shudder to think what my tastes would have been if I was born even just 5 years later.

>>149276970
>ZoomerKINO reaction video
Smartest millennialtard

>>149276630 (OP)
Those are just troony tunes. Especially Adventure Time.

>Grew up in early 90s
>Home from school for the day
>No cable because it's deemed too expensive, so have to make do with broadcast
>Random cartoons from random decades dumped onto morning syndication; gotta decide which channel has what I want to watch most
It was a simpler time...

>>149277043
I still like to say there's nothing organized and the SpEDs and Tumblrs simply all came to the conclusion that everyone must be dumb, ugly, disgusting ***just like them***. There is no grander plan besides "If everybody is dumb then no one is dumber than the other... there's nobody intelligent left !!"
as in I think the elites and everyone "accidentally" or rather willingly swallowed their "I want to return to monkey" pill and destroyed the industry whole cause they're retarded lazy good for nothing Tumblr SPEDs that refuse to get a proper education and get better and become attractive. Why strive and put in effort when you can lower the bar? Let's fire all the talent, destroy and kill the industry, never call back and treat talent correctly cause they make us look bad. Everybody must be stupid. Idiocracy The Movie must become real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lai9QhBibk&ab_channel=FilmTrailerChannel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMThdgg1m5Y&ab_channel=Endertainer007

Dumbify as many people as possible to not only lower their standards, but to pollute their tastes to the point they accept nothing but sloppa, nothing but degenerative shit and become confused, ignorant, bored, even reel in disgust at ACTUAL creativity, uniqueness, imagination. Klaus? "Meh" , Monkie Kid? "MEHHH",
I don't think the elites want to be above us creatively, morally, intelligently ... they drag us down to their level while they're only 1 level above the cattle cause the elite LOVE fucking their cattle, the elite do not want to feel lonely while they fuck their sheeple in the ass
They want to lower the standards to create sloppa to laugh TOGETHER with the sheeple rather than AT the sheeple ... that's the issue an intelligent mind might have trying to grasp the logic of these elite psycho schizos who want to sabotage and do the opposite of reaching the stars ... they want post apocalyptic, it explains why zoomers are so in love with Fallout , so in love with traditionalism

>>149277139
>make do with broadcast

You were better off, the cartoons they played on network television were generally much better than the cheap-o ones they played on cable.

>>149276630 (OP)

>>149276630 (OP)
We're not doing this again, kid. Like I said, get therapist. Actually I'll do you even better, get a job and get married right away

90% of gen-Z & gen-alphas do not want cartoons ... they want the fandom around the cartoon. They care far more about the fandumb than the actual cartoon.
They no longer watch the cartoon for sake of it ... they watch it to make fanart of it they can sell or they can posture on, they watch it so they can get a 1up in their inner circle fandoms. They watch cartoons cause they're popular and have to discuss with their retarded peers... not because the cartoon appeals to them or they enjoy it. Cartoons have become a social talking point for manchildren and weirdo fandoms trying to make money out of it or trying to get social groups/friends out of it rather than simply enjoying the damn product without the attached community. It's one of the reason why gen-Zers are so obsessed with trying to drag politics, social justice warrior bullshit into how Tom the cat was absolutely in the right over Jerry the mouse (just like my parents told me I'm a lazy good for nothing loser!! I'll show them I'll show them, said the dumb zoomer relating to the villains rather than heroes) it's very telling when gen-Zer's first thought is "How can I SJW this or turn this into politics or dare I say make Patreon money out of it?" rather than simply enjoy it. Gen-Zers are nowadays all /adv/ /biz/ /pol/ maniacs infecting the product and pretending they're helping it from a /biz/sness and /news/ standpoint rather than simply fucking enjoying the goddamn cartoon for what it is. They have to pull some /lit/ journalist reviewer critique from his ass talking about how Tom & Jerry is actually a govermnet ploy and a vietnam reference and and a message about the bubonic plague and a conspiracy about criminalizing cats and helping the jewish rats. That's what gen-Zers are, they do not and have never been children, they never had a childhood.

>>149277139
For me, cartoons were better during both 90s and 2000s, and neither decades could ever be replicated ever again

>>149277198
Whatever you say, Pablo. Go back to flipping my burger and please do not get married, we do not need more ESLs such as you.

>>149277213
>90% of gen-Z & gen-alphas do not want cartoons

I don't blame them. Their cartoons are shit.

>>149277213

>>149277213
>>149277221
I see you're still off your meds. I understand you still won't listen to reason. That's fine. You're a grown-up and you're a capable of doing of retarded decisions. Totally up to you, bud

Idk here's Uran from Astroboy.

>>149277238
I see you're still off your meds. I understand you still won't listen to reason. That's fine. You're a grown-up and you're a capable of doing of retarded decisions. Totally up to you, BuDDDD BUDDYYY OOH BUDDDYY, DUDDEE, MY MANN, LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK CAUSE IT'S ALL I'M GOOD AT, IT'S ALL US GEN-Zers are GOOD AT, YE KNOW?

>>149277244
Sadly even Japs are starting to fall.
Japs still have a bunch of action cartoons from 2010s, luckily, but even they are starting to falter unfortunately and all their designs and action cartoons are starting to be as bad as Netflix cartoons. And ironically Netflix was a """breath of fresh air"""" back in 2010-2014 when there was nothing but Adventure Time, Uncle Grandpa, Gravity Fall, Star Vs, Steven Universe airing.

>>149277043
>The diversity of cartoons in 90s and 2000-2007 was astounding.
Not saying that you're wrong, but I can name only some animated shows from 2008 onward that are actually good. Flapjack, Penguins, Archer, Cleveland Show, FB&CC, Regular Show, Gumball, TMNT 2012, F is for Family, Bless the Harts, Duncanville, Close Enough, Smiling Friends and Grimsburg

>>149277273
I bet you're very fun to talk to in parties