What do today's cartoons teach these kids?
Flapjack - how to be bossed around by a captain and be a whale's mommaboy
Chowder - it's okay to be fat and a failure of a cook
Steven Universe - It's okay to be fat and overly effeminate and be a mommaboy of 3 neurotic females that don't look very female
Adventure Time - ??
Star Vs - ??
Gravity Falls - ??

And worse is when these cartoons spread their influence onto cartoons.


Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries?

>>149277486 (OP)
>Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary
Yeah bro I loved rugrats jew episode and the obligatory Hitler wedgie

>>149277486 (OP)
>today's
Dude none of these show's are current.

They teach you to be gay.

>>149277486 (OP)
>Remember when cartoons used to teach you stuff about ancient history and use intellectual and technical vocabulary you wouldn't otherwise hear out of your rednecks parents and 3rd world countries such as America?
I MEMBER MEMBERRIES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaA-dMLG-1E&ab_channel=MightyMaxRestorationProject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92qHGsvZ2o0&list=PL2cVhsjruxdNAqgHUYGaRfJf_TilOp0s5&ab_channel=MaxGreatOne

>>149277486 (OP)
>today's cartoons
>Flapjack
anon...

>>149277591
Good thing it's finally dead. Good riddance to it and everything it inspired. Ughhh Adventure TIme.

>>149277529
>Dude and stop using dude. Bunch of Gen-Zooanimals in here crying over what I regard as the downfall of animation cause they were bad cartoons and coincided with the 2008s economic crash and CN's Boston bombings, you don't even know what I'm talking about with that last one do you?

>>149277486 (OP)
>today's cartoons
Anon, all of these cartoons ended production years ago. How old is this bait?

>>149277662
No, let them use "dude". It's easier to figure out who you're talking to to not get your panties in a twist when you're just talking to vid related: and especially when they pretend to know jackshit about the 90s or Jesus Christ some gen-Z talkig about the 70s Vietcong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A&ab_channel=MendezAS

>>149277486 (OP)
Why the fuck do cartoons have to teach anybody anything? Can't they just be entertaining?

>>149277691
Its bait you dong

>>149277682
Your mentality is astrounding.
*PUNCHES YOU*
>OW my eyes
Hey, kid. Don't sweat it. That's yesterday's you's problem. Go look forwards to the future my man. :)
*KICKS YOU*
>AWW HEYY
C'mon man stop being such a wuss, that was a kick, not a punch. They're not correlated in any way. You're starting to sound like a conspiracy nut.
*KICK TO THE BALLS*
Hey man who could have predicted my foot would land up your balls? I mean really who could have seen that coming? It could have been my fist up your balls.

And Corona never happened, yes? :)

>>149277486 (OP)
>those cartoons you listen
lol none of them are current you retarded time traveller from 2013

>>149277710
Kys mongrel

Stop.

>>149277701
It's real, you british immigrant retard.
>>149277691
Because you're not entertaining you stupid fucking Gen-Zer.
You'd laugh at a butt farting for 90 minutes. You don't know what entertainment is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5aKNAcU2I&ab_channel=DangerMountain

>>149277486 (OP)
> Chowder - it's okay to be fat and a failure of a cook
what? Did you not see the finale? Chowder became a succesful cook with an apprentice and married to a bitch he bones and gets pregnant everyday. And it didn't even matter that he is still fat in the end

>>149277723
No and stop pretending you're from the 60s

>>149277720
Eat a dick.

>>149277691
Because you don't even know what Je ne sais quoi means. How can your writers be entertaining when they don't know shit about anything and neither do you, amerimutt?

ITT: guy and his psych ward roommates

>>149277761
This is Vogelfag

>>149277761
You're his roommate, right? Stay away from us.

>>149277772
I don't know what a Vogelfag is but I know that you don't belong here if you know some random tripfag.
>>>/vg/ there you go.

>>149277749
>And it didn't even matter that he is still fat in the end
WHAT ARE THESE CARTOONS TEACHING YOU KIDS? SOON YOU'LL THINK IT'S OKAY TO HAVE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS AS A MAN. ;)) lol

>Gen-Zers and gen-alphas proving everyone right.
Like pottery. They're proud to be stupid(among 299 other things regarding their standards, morals, childhood, what their parents didn't teach them).

Gen-Z and gen-alphas need to be taught their place on the foodchain.
I put an end to a 14 year old Discord moderator when he thought I was bluffing when I said I can find out where he lives through Minecraft. His parents gave no shits and let me beat the shizznit out of him so the parents don't get in trouble. They said they don't give a fuck and they're "tired" of their fuck-up son after they gave him everything from a tablet to a PC they couldn't afford while his grades were shit and he was wasting time on the internet moderating Discord and talking to trannies, etc.

>>149277790
I knew him because this is how he posts

>>149277772
I would love to see guy "debate" vogelfag one day, that would truly be a schizo-off for the ages

>>149277807
>>149277837
>>149277879
Kys schizo

>>149277529
They are, you're just a zoomer so they seem old to you.

>>149277710
>instead of an argument, anon makes up a fight in his head
>tfw the whole thread is OP have a little tantrum

>>149277710
This is funny as hell, it only needed the greentext reaction to him getting kicked in the balls. It's obvious gen-alphas can't appreciate this kinda Stonetoss humour like the last remnants of gen-Z do. Well that and gen-Z never laugh at themselves, that's why they suck at humour so much. That's why they get so damn horny over millennials instead of their own gen-Z.

Gen-alphas can only appreciate MUH Digital Circus ANXIETY, muh skibidi rizz nigger speech toilet. And of course diarrhea shitting, they're not into just farts, just farts alone now are boring, they need to shart, a combination of farting and shitting at the same time. Gen-alphas are real connoisseurs of shit & piss & scat just like that. Real cultural human beings with the most exotic of comedy taste. sarcasm

>>149277988
KILL YOURSELF, SCHIZOPHRENIC, GEN-ALPHA ANIMAL. :D GET BACK TO THE ZOO ahahahahahha I am kekking at my own pasta.

wtf
anon calm down

>>149277691
>Can't they just be entertaining?
Can they?

>>149278048
>responding to AdventureTranny

>>149278024
God he's so based. I want him to take care of my children. Whenever a gen-Z tries to pull some conspiracy theorist /pol/ argument about some old cartoon or gen-alpha tries to talk about their anxiety through Pomni here comes this alpha male millennial just refusing to play 4D chess and smashing the pieces whole and freaking out the kids as daddy doesn't want to play 4D chess with them.

>today's cartoons
>it's all stuff that ended their runs years ago
In one month it will have been 15 years since Flapjack ended

Stop stealing our women you asshole >>149278091 No femanon don't have children with the seething millenoid. He's old.

>>149278112
And somehow Flapjack's little babyteeth in his giant beanmouth and rounded edges still lives on through many cartoons permeating the era and making it feel like we never left 2008. Nothing changed since then.

>>149278088
Cope and seethe fag

>>149278048
Eat lead mongrel

>>149278132
>He's old
Stop, I can only get so wet.

>>149277486 (OP)
>Adventure Time: if you're a young boy who starts having strange feelings as your body changes you are SICK for having those thoughts and should be ASHAMED and WILL RUIN ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS

>>149277662
>Ughhh

>>149278132
I'm 29 you retard. How old are you? 12 ? There's really not much of a difference between 20 and 29 or at least there didn't used to be.
You say it like I'm in my 60s or something. Gen-Z weirdos call anyone 4 years older than them old or grandpas.

>>149278239
It's what they do, they never had a childhood. It's because we keep yelling at them that they were born too late and missed out on everything that they all start projecting and calling everyone old. It used to be that back in the day you couldn't wait to get older to drive a car and have your own money and not have to listen to parents. Gen-Z and gen-alpha never listened to parents anyway cause they never had parents and instead enjoy staying children forever when things were "easier".

>>149277486 (OP)
Explain why Korra doesn’t use milkbending when it should be possible to do it

>>149277577
Oooohh I remember this episode.
>Blonde boy has the hots for the blonde girl
>Black haired girl has the hots for the blonde boy
>Blonde girl gets kidnapped
>Blonde boy goes after her
>Black haired girl willingly cucks herself

That being a wagecuck rots you from the inside out until you're just a shell of your former self, ready to embrace oblivion?

This is like the third or fourth millenial mid-life crisis thread made by the same schizo today. This is sad.

>>149278558
For (You). That you have to deal with him.

>>149278219
Is this really such an out-of-touch thing to teach when half of 4chan is bitter horny people who dream of rape revenge fantasies every day?

>>149279435
They are based

fandoms are for the weak willed

>>149279785
Shut up fag

>>149279810
>Proving him right
Butthurt much?

Shut up, religionfag. Fandoms are for religiousfags.

>>149280023
Go back to l*ddit

>>149280135
Let me help you. Go back to >>>/r/eddit. Fag.

>>149280388
Kys

>>149278278
Why is it every post with that game comes out sounding like a massive faggot?

>>149278219
>Star Vs: genocide will solve all your problems

>>149278278
>they never had a childhood
>enjoy staying children forever when things were "easier"
So they never had a childhood but they want to stay children forever? Make that make sense, retard. And you want to talk about projection? Thta just describes you. You're a nostalgia addicted manchild clinging to the past to feel safe. You only hate Gen Zers because they remind you that the time you were young is long over. So you have to yell like a schizo about how they "missed out" to make yourself feel better. Go kill yourself you pathetic slug.