>>149277746 (OP) >She and Sherman date for years after the events of the movie >Over time, she progressively leans into the dog stuff >At first it's just quippy stuff like "good boy" and "down boy" >She insists her favorite position in bed is doggy style ONLY because it reaches deepest for her >Unsubtly pressures Sherman to be a werewolf every Halloween >One year, she matches his costume as a "werewolf tamer" (totally a thing) (definitely not a thing she made up) >Keeps the collar and leash from the costume and starts having Sherman wear it around the house >Sex now only with the collar on >Pet play progresses from sexy talk and leash pulling in bed to leading around the house on all fours and eating out of bowls >The collar eventually starts to trade occupants every couple nights. >Penny doesn't speak a word at home when she has the collar (doesn't wear anything else either) >Refers to herself privately as Sherman's "bitch" >A few days after he proposes to her, she presents him with custom jeweled "engagement collars" >The collars come with a double headed leash that can clip them together. >On their wedding night, she loses any pretense and demands Sherman give her a litter >People down the hall hear her screaming "Put your puppies in me!" >Gets a tattoo of a dog paw on her butt cheek with Sherman's signature in it >Has gold tags made for their collars stating their owners as each other >Hers also proudly records how many children she's born him and she keeps it up to date dutifully >Throughout the years, never lets the family get an actual dog >No one is entirely certain why
>>149288338
Deign probably >verb >do something that one considers to be beneath one's dignity. >"she did not deign to answer the maid's question" >archaic >condescend to give (something). >"he had deigned an apology"
>>149289146
The English language is a shifting labyrinth with a hundred architects who cannot communicate with each other. No one knows how far it goes but everyone knows there is no exit and no way to ever explore the full extent of its eldritch depths in a single lifetime. Don't ever apologize for not knowing a word in English.
>>149288186 >I heard Russian men have huge cocks... >You have no tail >implying he'd heard brown girls like her have tails >but she doesn't >implying that not everything you hear is true >implying that he doesn't have a huge cock
What a self-burn