this budget film is better than every single billion dollar MCU flick

>>149293230 (OP)
And this budget film beats both Marvel and DC movies at their own game, and does so several years before.

I mean okay, it had Tim Curry in it so there's that, but still.

>>149293230 (OP)
Shit film only interested in looking cool

>>149293230 (OP)
By far the golden standard all comic book adaptations should strive to achieve.

>>149293230 (OP)
>>149293256
You know you can talk about an older work without going out of your way to shit on whatever the latest popular thing is, right?

>>149293663
What if the latest popular thing is absolute garbage?

>>149293663
I mean, I can shit on old things too, like Schumachers Batman, which still sucks too

>>149293230 (OP)
None of those MCU movies got the lead actor killed though. They've got that over The Crow.

I've heard it said that some movies break glass ceilings.
This one broke glass windows

>>149295229
They're still the best Batman movies made in the past 50 years.

>>149295308
Nevermind he was shot in the face I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

>>149295392
Hmmmm....

Only if you're gay, in which case you're 12 percent of human population so nobody cares

dumb ass gen x and millennial opinions. i really hate anyone older than 27, yall tasteless mfers and need to stay in your lane and shut the hell up about comics

he was so hot I hate how the new movie butchered him

>>149293230 (OP)
>>149293618
RED was a lot better than this and people still shit on it all the time, for good reasons

>>149295847
I like The Power Fantasy. Guess my age, zoomie

>>149293230 (OP)
it's Robocop for goths you idiot

>>149295974
RED was ok, RED 2 can go fuck itself fukken budget Expendables shite

>>149295974
Red is absolute fucking dogshit. Are you being serious?

>>149295847
You talk like you lack a father and are fond of watermelon.
Please go back to tiktok.

>>149293663
Latest popular things are so bad that merely mentioning that they exist is equivalent of taking a shit on them.

>>149295229
>Schumachers Batman, which still sucks too

>>149293230 (OP)
This movie is the reason big tittie goth girls ever existed.

>>149293663
this

>>149295847
Lmao, there has been no good comic book made after the 00s, when you were a baby and not into comics.

Cope nignog fairy, you have no culture or taste, the music you like is dogshit just like your taste in anything else. Hail Hitler

>>149296094
It's not Robocop, it's Batman but edgy

>>149296786
No, not really. You clearly don't know the history of goth. This movie came out way too late for that.
It did revive the movement a little bit and got The Cure to make another goth song, though.

>>149296876
>It's not Robocop, it's Batman but edgy
It's High Plains Drifter, you uncultured swine.

>>149295949
Technically the old movie also butchered him.

>>149293230 (OP)
It's a good movie with an excellent soundtrack and excellent visuals (for the time) but it gets massively overhyped because Brandon Lee died.

>>149293256
>And this budget film beats both Marvel and DC movies at their own game
I love the Shadow but that movie is pretty terrible. Granted me liking the Shadow so much may be why I judge so harshly.
Now make way for some Dickino

>>149297457
I don't think his death matters, it's just a legitimately good movie. There's no snarky jewish sitcom writing, it has humor but it's placed where it should be, drama isn't undercut, it doesn't talk down to its audience like MCU films do or have the pacing of an ADHD aderall zoomer that needs fucking dance scenes and tiktok references to come out of nowhere

Brandon Lees death was very like, just a shitty thing. It's not romanticized like fucking Kuck Gobang with a murder mystery plot or Heath Ledger with his "he was driven crazy by the role!" shit

>>149297565
Both Brandon and Bruce dying while young is definitely the source of some romanticization, and even conspiracy theories. I wouldn't say it has no barring in how the movie is remembered, but I'd agree it's a great movie regardless of his unfortunate death.

>>149293256
Exposing your nose is and always was retarded.

>>149293663
I remember when this smart tumblr comic shut everyone up.

>>149298509
Not when youre sniffing girls farts

>>149293663
You literally can’t anymore

>>149293230 (OP)
It helps with having the right people on board, such as John Shirley.

>>149293256
Batman is a weak copy of The Shadow. The books are more readable than the comics.

>>149293663
The problem is the massive decay in what US publishers deliver.

>>149299253
Shut up tard

>>149293261
Pretentious dork who hates anything fun and cool.

>>149296876
>>149296935
>murdered by criminal gang in Detroit
>resurrected to battle crime
>take on gangs trying to evict Detroit citizens
>head villain falls to his death

you can't deny that Robocop's soundtrack fits The Crow perfectly

>>149299418
couldn't be me fr fr famalamalangadingdong

>>149293663
some people can't imagine liking things without using it as an excuse to act smug and sneer at other things

>>149295229
I like Schumacher's Batman. It's like two high-budget episode of Adam West series. And they look beautiful, if Schumacher was good at something it's setpieces. Neon-soaked Gotham is actually cool visually.

>>149300059
*episodes

>>149300059
the two movies are very different to one another tonally, and the second movie is much better-lit but not to its advantage

>>149300059
The problem with it is that Batman isn't dark, Robin adds nothing but gayness, the villains are done dirty not by lack of comic accurateness (Burtons Penguin was as far from the comics as you can get) but by them all being cartoony Joker rip offs instead of uniquely standing on their own, and yes while the neon Gotham looks cool as a conceptual toyset it does nothing to set the tone of Gotham being a shithole, and the setpieces were shit where you see rubber flopping around all the time

90s capeshit > MCU capeshit

The Rocketeer
Dick Tracy
Flawed but interesting: The Phantom and The Shadow

The Crow
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990
Burton's Batman and Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Mask of the Phantasm

BLADE
Men in Black (technically)
The Mask
Darkman should get an honorable mention
And that's not even getting into guilty pleasures like Tank Girl, Spawn or Mystery Men

The only things that truly eclipse that decade were Raimi's Spider-Man movies, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Sin City, GDT's two Hellboy movies, and Singer's first 2 x-men movies. Ang Lee's Hulk was a failed but interesting experiment.

>>149293230 (OP)
Yeah, but early 90s movies were generally a thousand times better than modern movies in general.

>>149299253
>Batman is a weak copy of The Shadow.
The Shadow predates and directly inspired the creation Batman. Batman was basically Zorro + Shadow + Phantom.

>>149300437
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990
That there was the most comic accurate movie they ever made. It even directly reuses the scene where Raph and Casey meet.

>Mystery Men
This movie was fantastic.

>>149300502
TMNT the movie is the best version of the IP because it takes all the best parts of the comic (the tone, the story, the characters) and adds a dash of the best parts of the cartoon (april is a reporter, colored headbands, the turtles' personalities)

>>149300530
Not very wrong. Too bad the way Shredder dies, which was a intentional joke in the comic, was left intact.

>>149300089
>and yes while the neon Gotham looks cool as a conceptual toyset it does nothing to set the tone of Gotham being a shithole
It makes the whole city look like an open-air lunatic asylum, with a neon underworld, mad mid-air road bridges between skyscrapers, and giant screaming statues. It's maybe too much of a change from the established look of Gotham, maybe it would have been better off getting used in another movie, but it still looks incredible thoughever.

>>149298509
>Exposing your nose is and always was retarded.
OY VEY

>>149298509
With The Shadow, it's dubious if it's his real nose thanks to all his disguises. So in effect it's clever because noses are some of the most distinguishing features for a person, as The Shadow radio show narrator Orson Welles would attest.

>>149301157
>It makes the whole city look like an open-air lunatic asylum

Which is honestly not at all out of character for Gotham.

>>149293663
millenials can't say they like something without shitting their diapy about TEH GOOD OLD DAYZ

>>149301188
If you're wearing a fake nose, brilliant. If it's your own, retarded.

>>149301549
It is a fake nose in the movie(although it's implied to be done by hypnotism rather than prosthetics)
Either way it works- you're looking for a guy with a big defined nose and the Shadow when he's not in the cloak and hat would look different- so if you're looking for a guy with a massive nose you automatically rule him out.

>>149301247
I know you're still young and you relate your existence to what you see on the internet and the most experience you have with older generations is mostly interacting with millenials, but waxing nostalgic about the good ol' days has been a human condition across millenia, and has lasted longer than entire nations and civilizations. It's human nature as soon as we developed enough to have a concept of history.

>149301247

It is one of the best """superhero""" movies, and one of the best movies, period.

>>149302641
T obe honest. Nobody actually like women's period, desu. Their disgusting...

>>149301637
Man, the hypnotism in that movie was just straight up reality bending.

>>149293230 (OP)
>Lets model the new edgy Daaaarrrrk hero after a heckin Wrestler!

90s kids are and forever will be completely fucking retarded.

>>149300059
It's weird to me how the Schumacker films are what they are because this exact scene happened in real life.

>>149300089
Burton Penguin was just Killer Croc. I honestly never understood why he had to be some kind of bird mutant freak.
I get the spooky circus, it's Burton and he always does that shit anywhere he can.

>>149293230 (OP)
many such cases

>>149293230 (OP)
well, i can agree with you on the soundtrack beating all the mcu soundtracks except there'd be debate about GotG songs. there's only like 3 or 4 songs from the crow that still slap

>>149293230 (OP)
I mean so is sin city and both hellboy movies and basically every indie comic movie. MCU is CGI trash and DC is just.... DC(ignoring the dark night which was ludokino but it had/s nothing to do with DC).

Honestly tho if it wasn't for Lee catching a bullet and the story being on every news channel advertising the movie like crazy. It wouldn't be a hit or even a cult classic, yeah I'm saying it shoot me like Lee.


Its sad seeing whats happened every time they try making another crow film. Even most the comics are really bad, shits sad cause the concept is cool.

I can't rain all the time ;-; we'll get gothic ludokino one more time right guys?

I just pray the next crow movie isnt about some tranny mumble "emo" rap faggotree about killing some (((white))) evil alt-right nazi realtor who set a building on fire because the owner didnt want to sell and it killed a dude and his GF soon to be wife. Causing him to become the crow and start killing said evil nazis working at the realtor company and its affiliates. And the final fight takes place on (not) trump tower during a massive protest about gentrification&immigration. As wigger emo crow sadboys mumble raps on fent (not) trump fires off his guns missing every shot. Gets picked up and throw off the building landing on a bunch of riot police&ice officers. Somehow lives only for the crow to rip him apart and set him on fire.

And like the movie ends with a mumble emo version burn but its 80% rewritten lyrics and 95% of the """music"" is rewritten minus one 10 second sample thats played over and over again

People still care about mumble/emo rap right my fellow goyim?
kids like skinny white faggots covered in face tats barely conscious after shooting fent&xanax for the 9th time by 8pm even tho they have been awake since 1pm. Right my fellow goy teenages? My script is totally worth 350 million dollars plus another 150million in advertising for a totally of 950 million budget right my fellow goy??

>149305385

>>149293230 (OP)
Looks like one of Doc Hammer's hyperfixations

>>149304217
Well socker moms complained about Returns being scary so the suits got wet feet

>>149305385
What the fuck is this post

>>149293230 (OP)
Old films generally look better because its on film and not digital and no over reliance on CGI.
Plus older films tend to have a lot better pacing.

>>149293618
The first TMNT movie is really good. The film makers did a great job of adapting basically the first issue into a feature length movie (plus that Raphael issue with Casey)

>>149304070
Are you dumb? Sting was based on The Crow, and later Heath Ledgers Joker. Before The Crow inspired look, he wore neon blue makeup and his gimmick was being a surfer

>>149296876
The Power Fantasy was good. There's a 2025 jsa run that's pretty good. You should try actually reading comics before you open your big, fat mouth

>>149307526

>>149293256
I've been searching for an original sin...

>>149307377
>Old films generally look better because its on film
Yeah yeah, and unless you shoot on film, your movie will have no SOVL.

>>149301247
>millenials can't say they like something without shitting their diapy about TEH GOOD OLD DAYZ
Sorry that culture went downhill starting in the 00s

It's only getting worse too, specifically because of zoomers and their consoomer, faux laid back "i just go with the flow man i like whats popular i dont make waves being an individual is so millennial".

everything is cheap and cynical now, and you worship it, bigges gen of sheep conformists ever

>>149307654
They could probably make digital look good but it seems like they make no attempt

>>149307577
Left is pretty much Nuke, especially when it's the American flag.

>>149308392
So over 95% of everyone who makes movies now. Do not understand how make imaeg look good. Sure.

(the rest 5% fell for the SOVL meme and make stuff no one cares about)

>>149307353
dementia is a hell of a thing

>>149293256
The Shadow knows

>>149293230 (OP)
The Crow is a cursed franchise.

>The Crow 1
The lead actor was killed on set. Several production staff injured on set and off set. Several equipment "randomly" caught fire. Portion of the Crow set also destroyed by a hurricane.

>The Crow: City of Angels
it bombed.

>The Crow: Stairway to Heaven
A stuntsman was killed on set. Also cancelled after 1 season.

>The Crow: Salvation
It bombed.

>The Crow: Wicked Prayer
It bombed.

>The Crow (Reboot)
It bombed.

>>149307526
Sting came first moron.

>>149308790
I think you're looking at it the wrong way. There is no franchise, there is only 1 good movie. That's it.

>>149308823
Are you retarded? Sting's original look and gimmick was that he was a surfer. Sting didnt do the iconic white paint and black ink over his face look until like 2 years after The Crow was released.

>>149308790
I mean the comic was made by a weird goth guy who only made it as therapy for his girlfriend getting killed by drunk drivers

He probably put a hex on it with his pubes or whatever

>>149309471
That WOULD be pretty goth.

>>149309008
Yeah

>>149309471
James actually worked in the movie too. He became good friends with Brandon and was devastated when he passed away, to the point that he himself believed his work was cursed.
Somehow that's even more goth.

>>149300548
Wasn't the Shredder a joke in the OG comics, and it blew the OG creators' minds how big and central to the franchise he became because of how prominent he was in parts of the franchise out of their hands?

>>149310276
Well, his anticlimactic death WAS a joke, not the character himself. Would be funny if the "joke" was made to draw less pages of good looking combat.

>>149308790
For The Crow: Stairway to Heaven, it was an on set explosion that led to the death of the stuntsman.

>>149293230 (OP)
With Edward R. Pressman dead, it's doubtful anyone is passionate enough to consider attempting to revive The Crow.

>>149310604
>With Edward R. Pressman dead, it's doubtful anyone is passionate enough to consider attempting to revive The Crow.
And that is a good thing.

>>149310276
He wasn't a joke purr say he just wasn't important. He was like just a small time villain to kick things off and have the turtles fight aliens and robots

>>149311276
And he came back one other time made of worms

>>149310276
>>149311276
>>149311591
Shredder was the villain of the 1st issue of the TMNT comic, appeared to die at the end, but had just returned in the most recent issues around the time the cartoon started. The people making the cartoon weren't in the wrong to have reached the conclusion of Shredder being the main villain. The reveal that the returned Shredder was actually a clone made of worms didn't come until at least a year after the cartoon had started. I don't know if Eastman or Laird have ever talked about whether they'd always planned for Shredder's return to be a fakeout or if it's a decision they made later, but their dislike of the cartoon is well-documented enough that them making the returned comic-Shredder just a clone who gets killed again could well have been a contrarian reaction to the cartoon making him the main villain who's in almost every episode.

>>149312419
he sure shreds it up love te shredman tho

>>149293230 (OP)
Not surprised, Disney tends to waste a LOT of money on their films

>>149307526
Jesus.

>>149313805
They waste money mostly my inept handling of IP and marketing. At least when marketing killed off John Carter of Mars they were all fired.
TRON was regularly damaged by Disney but could have been a huge success.

>>149313805
Sad!

>>149293230 (OP)
I just want cape movies to be over. I'm a child of the early nineties. The MCU kicked off in '07. This "fad" has already lasted more than half the years I've been alive. Some people will have entered adulthood and never lived to see a popular culture where blockbuster cape movies were not the biggest movers in cinema. I don't want this to be what movies are like.

Infinity War was easily better than The Crow.

>>149316462
Quest for Camelot was easily better than Infinity War.

See? I can do it too.

>>149316533
Stay on topic ibiot. I'm responding to faggot OP's post

>>149315626
>I just want cape movies to be over. I'm a child of the early nineties.
A live action Ladybug show is on the cards, that will hammer the last nail in to the cape coffin.

>>149316533
I first read that as Quest for Cameltoe. I can see the potential in that title.

>>149309008
According to Sting, Scott Hall specifically recommended he do a Crow-type character.

>>149316462
Nope.

>>149293230 (OP)
MCU movies are soulless, and The Crow is pure SOVL.

>>149320156
/thread

>>149320156
This.
https://youtu.be/inUCmh3LY9Y?si=5H3RWrR7OSPafu3j

>>149316533
It was

>>149293230 (OP)
>>149320156
Son of the Mask also and unironically mogs over MCU

>>149307389
It really is a good movie, for dudes in suits and 80's ninjas, it's just a good family flick.

>>149323472
>80's ninjas
It actually came out in the early-90s

>>149316462
Infinity War is everything wrong with the MCU at all nice, so cringe so reddit

>>149322402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-uozFJekA it was just a fucking well put together movie.

>>149323506
yeah 1990, but the flavor was still late 80's. All the neon was still there. 3 Ninjas was two years away or two years before and it would make a difference.

>>149323616
Ok, you're not wrong there. The first movie was shot in 1989, so I'll give you that

>>149323416
don't you just LOVE Halloween?

>>149293230 (OP)
cool logo

>>149325434
its alright

>>149323616
People never realize the earliest part of the 90s was a continuation of the 80s, just like the early 00s was of the late 90s

>>149293230 (OP)
Rip him but blade is better

>>149293230 (OP)
So, how about that Crow comic?

>>149327147
It's cool but a lot more niche than the movie is. The movie basically takes a heavily stylized, dreamy, weird comic and condenses it into a normal length action revenge movie. The general story, spirit, and themes are the same, even some exact moments, but the delivery is very different. The comic isn't really a superhero style action comic, it drifts off more into just melancholy artsy stuff

>>149300437
what about 00s capeshit (non-Marvel) like Hellboy?

>>149326537
>just like the early 00s was of the late 90s
what about mid 00s?

>>149310276
No. He was a normal ninja master/crime lord who was played completely straight. He just wasn't supposed to last past his original appearance.
Admittedly he did have a cool design and I guess his ties to Splinter and Hamato Yoshi made him compelling enough material for cartoon writers to turn into a main villain.
>>149310345
There is a "Shredder has been shredded" quip, but the death itself was perfectly normal.
It wasn't even particularly anticlimatic. It's not like he slipped on a banana peel or some shit.
Shredder and his ninjas fight the Turtles, he kicks Turtles' asses until they realize that teamwork is better than trying to take somebody who has more skill and experience than them 1v1 and eventually beat him. Shredder tries to blow them up rather than admit defeat, but fails and dies alone.
It's a perfectly normal pulp one-off villain death. I don't see how it's a joke at all. The first movie mostly got it right. Yeah, he is an important villain due to his backstory with Splinter but not too important to die (sequels are shit anyway and I don't consider them canon, fuck you. Super-Shredder was raped by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the sweltering summer of '91), he's an intimidating presence and wasn't played for a joke but wasn't wanked to hell and back as the SCARIEST VILLAIN EVER (hello TMNT 2003 and its "Shredder is actually an alien intergalactic conqueror who's feared everywhere, etc etc etc" bullshit)

>>149323671
>this is the part where you boogie
>this is the part where you dance

>>149327147
I like the comic.

>>149329400
you do?

>>149330706
I do.

>>149293230 (OP)
>this budget film
it literally cost someone's life lmao

>>149293230 (OP)
Best soundtrack ever.

>>149331488
I think Spawn for all its faults as a movie can rival it, as far as the soundtack goes

>>149293256
I like this guy's hat

>>149333572
M'lady.

>>149331472
oof

>>149308442
>Do not understand how make imaeg look good.
Im sure they do
but they don't do it
>source:
I'm looking at the movie

https://youtu.be/L1cHSoARzS0?si=1Qxs3IAX5iCMSvDN

>>149331488
DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK THE SHADOWS BREATHE

>>149327824
Mid 00s is when the 00s became it's own thing. Scene took over, metalcore replaced nu-metal which was a late 90s holdover, and emo was the 00s version of pop punk, it was distinct enough. baggy cargo pants and frat boy hairdos replaced with sideswept bangs and skinny jeans

>>149332516
Spawn has a fitting ost for the time and tone of the movie, The Crow is like a mixture of actual gothy flavors and edgy early 90s heavy stuff, which I think also fits it, since it dials up the action and badassery of the very gothy comic but still keeps those melancholy tones and themes

Spawn the movie was made for the edgelord 12 year old in 1997, and the soundtrack pretty perfectly fits that, it's as of the times as it's own vibe featuring essential 12 year old angry boycore like Korn and Manson, mashed up with electronic/dj remixes which is about as datedly 1997 as you can be

i watch a lot of reaction movie videos (yeah gay ik grrr i hate low effort youtubers blah blah idc) and i noticed a lot of people say the same thing
>looks like the dark knight took some influence here!
ive said this forever and /co/ always said bullshit, but specifically the scene where the crow busts in on the gangster meeting, is super reminiscent of the same scene in TDK. obviously theyre completely different characters but that's not how "influence" works, its not implying its a clone of the crow, just that nolan obviously, took a couple cues

I dressed up as Eric Draven for three Halloweens in a row and I got more female attention than I could handle.
What I'm saying is: I owe this franchise a lot. Love the character, the story, the comic, the movie, the soundtrack. It shaped my view of the world at a young age, inspired my fashion style, artistic inclinations and drowned me in pussy.

>>149338428
I like hearing shit like this. This movie along with other things like cartoon intros from X-Men, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and MMPR pretty much informed my eventual music taste in hard rock, heavy metal, and hair bands when I hit my teen years. I remember feeling super excited like "I found the music I liked as a kid that's nothing like what's on the radio anymore"

Likewise The Crow was a Halloween staple for me, if I was lazy in those later final years of trick or treating I pretty much just cycled between Gene Simmons or The Crow makeup, or throwing on a Jason mask

>>149337852
not the supervillain shuffle!

>>149339207
Heheh

>>149293230 (OP)
Be honest /co/, has anyone read the comic, because i saw the ultimate edition on sale, should i get it? It's the story amd art actually good?

>>149339566
I did, again it's the same basic story as the movie but it's a lot more artsy and gothy

>>149293230 (OP)
Where could I watch this movie specifically?

>>149340610
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x96h8qg

Protip, just google jewtube, Dailymotion, and then "online free"

caw caw bang fuck i'm dead

>>149338557
Dare to be stupid by weird Al is in that movie.

>>149339566
Honestly I wouldn’t bother, the crow is best as the movie.

>>149338428
>I dressed up as Eric Draven for three Halloweens in a row and I got more female attention than I could handle.
At which ages?

>>149293230 (OP)
Nah it’s bad

>>149293230 (OP)
90s Zeitgeistkinisterpiece. The last energised expression of the post-modern cultural milieu before before all creativity was expended. And it doesn't even insist upon itself.

>>149341452
how?

>>149336954
Still, mid-to-late-00s/early-10s had more soul when compared to 2014 onward as there was a lot more edge and cynicism in media

>>149341748
You should watch Dark City by the same director.

>>149342216
Not as good.

>>149293230 (OP)
We need more film like this!

>>149341351
17-19
Why?

>>149342174
No humor
The action is very boring
Bunch of nobodies in the cast
No explanations of how things work
Not very diverse and honestly kinda racist

>>149342216
I will actually thanks for reminding me.

>>149339566
The comic is better.

>>149345156
You were getting pussy at that age?

>>149347045
You weren't?

>>149346463
Both are good.

>>149341283
Based

>>149293230 (OP)
This is true and I say it as a marvel (comic) fan.

>>149349256
Based I too am a marvel (comic) fan

>>149349256
>>149349630
I also like Marvel cartoons before 2010

>>149347665
Fuck you.

Why does the remake look like little peep, how disgusting

>>149351111
DA JIDS

>>149309471
>weird goth guy
The guy wasn't actually goth.

>>149293230 (OP)
really not a high bar to clear, it is also a shitty dumb superhero movie after all.

>>149351850
Tranime fan spotted

>>149351887
>hurr durr he said thing i don't like so he must be <insert idealogical enemy here>
anime fucking sucks. comics fucking suck. cartoons fucking suck. movies fucking suck. books fucking suck. you fucking suck. suck my fucking ass.

>>149351969
So you're a faggot on a board for a hobby you don't have

Couldn't be me, I'm hot get sex and not interested in my opposition

>>149352003
>is illiterate
the only sex you're having is with methed out lot lizards, no doubt

>>149352054
Ok asian

>>149352088
>i'm mad so i will call him <insert idealogical or racial enemy of choice here>
definitely lot lizards. or at the very best toothless ghasts from the dive bar.

>>149352127
Ok third world faggot lol

>>149352172
>i'll keep doing it!
you got me, good work.

>>149352182
You're a subhuman non American lol, I rape your yellow sister and she loves my cum

>>149352239
>roleplaying as an american in 2025
uh oh, projecting brown hands detected.

>>149352253
Lol I'm all American bud, pure American 90s kid tranime fan bully right here in the heartland, you're a shitholer anti trump faggot

>>149352302
>posted his own face online
>directly confirms the trucker who picks up lot lizards theory
holy SHIT lmao i'm crying from laughing so hard, i was not actually expecting that. thank you.

>>149352310
Brah you're a shitholer tranny lol, do something

>>149352326
>reee i'm butthurt, ur <insert idealogical enemy here>
>hurr durr come fite me
you do enough damage to yourself, you don't need my help.

>>149331488
meh, it needed more joy division

>>149352341
You get beat up brown/black/yellow/LGBT loll, seethe more nutless beta, I get pussy you're an incel

Have sex

>>149352367
>he's looping through his instruction sets now
aight you're no fun anymore.

>>149300437
I love 90s movies

>>149307577
>80s vs 90s

>>149352403
No alpha moves on your part only beta, bigly sad

>>149328297
>Super-Shredder was raped by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the sweltering summer of '91
LOL

>>149352302
You look gen x as fuck.

>>149352302
lmao imagine posting yourself outside of /soc/

>>149352581
Cope scrub

>>149352509
Thanks

>>149352479
He kinda was

It's the best one

>>149293230 (OP)
TMNT 1990 is still an amazing rewatch after all these years
Secret Of The Ooze isn't bad either, but it clearly lacks the emotional intensity of the first

So angry.

>>149293230 (OP)
Based.

>>149293230 (OP)
For me, it's X2.

>>149357823
XWho?

>>149354618
The best Crow, or the best superhero movie?

>>149357823
X23? She's cute

>>149354799
Ooze is a downgrade but it could be worse as III proved

>>149357823
you sick fuck

>>149351969
Why are you here, anon?

>>149362417
why not?

>>149356754
based on what?

>>149363950
This dick.