Thread 149301388

She just needs to get with Greg. She’s in need of a big warm teddy bear to hold onto and get some sleep on, unwind her tight little frame and sink into the Universe.

>>149301388 (OP)
>Be a literal made by demand slave
>Get assigned to some Pink bitch
>Fall in love with her, you think, it might just be the programming
>She decides to rebel against her homeworld because she got too cozy fucking humans
>Follow her because you love her
>Stay loyal for over multiple millenia
>Find some crusty guy coming over for a short trip
>"He's just a phase" you mutter
>It's not
>She immediately jumps on that dick and then dies to have a baby
>Try to kill said baby but the others tell you no
>You're now stuck raising that baby
Being Porl is suffering.

Is there an in-universe explanation for why she's white even though she was made to be Pink Diamonds pearl?

>>149301388 (OP)
tumblr millenial writing

>>149301388 (OP)
Everyone in that Series are a Fucking shame.

>>149302271
Directly, no. But we can assume she wanted a different colour because she already ditched a previous one.

>>149301388 (OP)
BPD

>>149302271
>>149302378
I always thought the reason was pink broke her pearl so badly white gave her pearl to pink and so she got the broken one and brainwashed her so she wouldn't tell anyone what happened to her

>>149302628
But what if his PENIS gets in the way?

>>149302730
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM????
AMETHYYYYYYYYST!!!!!

>>149302862
Who?

>>149302887
STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149301489
Its hilarious that, canonically, Rose Quartz was a huge slut who hooked up with probably hundreds, maybe even thousands of humans over the course of millennia. And Pearl was in love with her all that time but had to keep watching as she fooled around with guy after guy after guy. What a fucking cuck

>>149301489
It's also implied that Pearl has feelings for Greg too which makes it a sort of double cuck.

>>149302999
>It's also implied that Pearl has feelings for Greg too
No it's not. The crew was just shipping them behind the scenes.

>>149302360
Well, not everyone are that bad, nor are Disgusting Faggots.

Any Pearl requests? Could be white, Pink Yellow, Blue, but just them, and one at a time

>>149303148
AGE THEM DOWN
or just make them look like it.

>>149303148
normal pearl
sex with stevun
Pearl on top forcing him down looking with her head above and eyes closed and saying something like "Need Stevens dick", need stevens dick"

>>149303148
Tar forged.

>>149302271
She’s just a default Pearl, she wasn’t specifically made to be Pink Diamond’s Pearl she was just a replacement for the old one

>>149303164
Which one?

>>149303196
And then? What do you want me to do with that?

>>149303234
I don't know, fuck it?

Something most of the degenerates here do. -_-

>>149303148
Backview of regular Pearl doing the splits naked.

>>149303646
Seconding

>>149303276
Son, if you don't have an actual request, why request anything?

Bump

>>149305049
Cute bumps.

>>149302271
Our Pearl seems to be the factory default deisng
It's either that Pink rushed and didn't go thru the whole personalization or then it's a punishent from the diamonds like "you broke your last one so this one doesn't get to look like you."

>>149302934
Have you heard the tale of- STEVEN?

I want to fuck Pearl

>>149305049
small breast pearl is the best type

Pearl's pointy nose...

>>149303090
It makes the story more interesting therefore yes it is

>>149302965
To be fair, human lifespans are so immeasurably short compared to Gems that, for them, it’s like the person you like had a five-minute fling with someone.
And she knows they can’t even fuse, so it hardly counts for her

She just wanted to fuck Pink Diamond one last time.
.

>>149306794
Disgusting xenos

>>149301388 (OP)
Didn't you watch the show? Explaining Pearl's problems is pretty much the only good part of it.

>>149302271
This crazy ho ruined Steven Universe lore discussion. Now it's 80% arguing over different characters' morality

>>149303148
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76213418/#76259917

>>149302697
I fucking hate Volleyball. I liked her much better when she was all fucked up to let us know that White Diamond demands total obedience and may use violence to get it. The reveal that Pink Diamond beat the shit out of her and White Diamond basically wiped her mind to not relive the trauma was unnecessary. We had already established Rose was complicated and we already had Spinel. Did we need the physically abused ex on top of the emotionally manipulated ones?

>>149308049
I always thought it was quite simple
Pink is the opposite of White so she thinks less of herself
and so all her actions come off selfish but actually they're very selfless she just 100% believes the things she does won't have consequences on others because she thinks low of herslef and that what she does won't actually matter to other people
>"the Diamonds won't care if I die. They don't like me anyways"
>"Spinel isn't gonna stand still there forever. She will get bored and forget about me anyways"
>"Pearl is free now. She will get over me being gone anyways"
She simply believes she doesn't matter and the other 3 are to blame for that mentality

>>149308120
White doesn't care about "trauma" she fully believed she was all the other gems
when she saw Pink Pearl all brokem she probably tried to fix her on the reef then when it didn't work she got mad and was left no choice but to "fix" her herself by taking away her colour and making her "perfect".

>>149308208
Honestly I feel like White got really mad at pink for breaking a Pearl (Pearls are a directly related to White) since she sees herself in everyone she would look at a deformed/defective gem and take it as an insult cuz "I wouldn't look like this! >:("

>>149302965
Hundreds of humans is a chaste year for them

>>149308049
Yeah I'm personally of the opinion that Rose shouldn't have been Pink Diamond

>>149301388 (OP)
hi, rose.

>>149303646
https://files.catbox.moe/lhhpff.jpg

>>149309143
LOL!

>>149308049
I honestly thought it was pretty interesting take, showing a redemption arc in reverse.

>>149308146
I like your take on the character, makes me respect Sugar's decisions a lot more

>>149303148
Draw pearl being dried while Greg look embarrass

>>149302965
what was their reason for that. why did they write pearl to be such a fucking cuck. they could've had it be unrequited love, but no. they had to make it some degen poly shit

Pearl is hotter as a goth.

>>149306794
This part was cute :3c

>>149313269
no

>>149301388 (OP)
idk

>>149303090
I mean... it basically is canon if the show runner herself ships it.

>>149301388 (OP)
Pearl is the only CG I find tolerable. Amethyst is gross and Garnet is a codependent nut.

>>149312724
Yeah like it would be one thing if Greg was the first human Rose ever had a relationship with, which is what they imply early on. But then they go out of their way to make Pearl EVEN MORE OF A KEKQUEEN. "I was fine with the men, who would come into her life now and again" WHAT???

>>149313269
Gearl

Anybody remember that episode where Pearl finds a human that looks like Rose and things got weird?

>>149316253
It was crazy because they really didn't have to do that. The mystery girl could've just been a girl. But instead they needed to hammer home how much Pearl can't get over Rose that she falls head over heels for the first woman she sees that looks kinda like her

>>149314946
>implying Pearl isn't codependent

>>149318187
You got me there, I guess I just like her more